The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the boys today as they vent on the challenges of waiting in line for gas, discuss the NFL playoffs, the National Champion Indiana Hoosiers and the vast number of coaching positions available in the NFL.  Killjoy mourns the Steelers choice of Mike McCarthy as the new head coach and Blaze is ready to cheer on the Seahawks for a possible Super Bowl birth!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textAfter a several month sabbatical, the boys are back!  Our curmudgeons explain where they have been and give their takes on life and the world around them.  Download the episode today!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textDo curmudgeons even have a love language??  Find out as they take the test to see if a curmudgeon truly can love anything! The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin Riptide as he is joined by the dynamic mother-daughter duo of Cindy & Adelin Bruce as they prepare for the annual Memphis St. Jude run to Peoria!  Cindy shares her story of supporting St. Jude's over the last 10 years as daughter Adelin is set to join her for the first time helping to raise funds to fight cancer in children across the country.  You will be inspired by their efforts!  The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textChange the oil, change a tire, use a rotary phone...the younger generation has never had to do these things!  What is in store for our future if our young people cannot fix things for themselves?  The Curmudgeons dive into the lack of handymen in the younger generation today!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons dive into the world of a cashless society!  How can our curmudgeons survive with credit cards, debit cards, crypto currency and no cash?!  Listen to their hilarious take on how times have changed when it comes to paying the bills!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the boys as they share thoughts and experiences with the procedures we all love to have including vasectomies and colonoscopies.  They take a humorous look at these along with the strong message to get checked out!  The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textOur Curmudgeons are back at it with their picks in the NCAA tourney along with a trip down Spring Break memory lane!  Enjoy their humorous take on the NIL, the tournament and spring breakin!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textAre the boys going political?  Hell no! But they love making fun of politicians!  Join the boys as they start a new series called "Who's Trump Thumpin Now?"  Join them for a discussion of today's politics from a lighthearted point of view as only our Curmudgeons can do!  In addition, they will review the Super Bowl and which Curmudgeon came out victorious on the predictions!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textOnly the boys can predict who will win the Super Bowl between the Eagles & the Chiefs! Bonus takes on their recent travels to Las Vegas & Punta Cana and whether or not Blaze will put suntan lotion on Riptide. Who wouldn't??  Download now and give the boys a listen!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe playoffs are heating up and so are the boys with their not so expert analysis of both college & NFL playoffs along with a spirited discussion of teams that are looking to hire their next head coach.  If they would only listen to our curmudgeons, the fans would be happy!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe cantankerous boys argue about who will win the national championship and the Superbowl in a hilarious take on the playoffs!  Can they agree on an MVP??  Listen today to find out who they got!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the Curmudgeons as they share their favorite moments from 2024 as well as some great predictions for 2025!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe boys discuss the changes over the years in the world of Crossfit as only they can do!  From the professional athlete to the weekend warrior, no one is spared from the wrath of the Curmudgeons!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textOur Curmudgeons dive headfirst into the hilarious and paradoxical world of Yogi-isms! You know, those delightfully baffling nuggets of wisdom from baseball legend Yogi Berra that somehow make less sense the more you think about them—and yet, they’re undeniably true. This show is where enlightenment meets absurdity.Join Blaze, KillJoy, and Riptide as they dissect classics like “When you come to a fork in the road, take it” and “It’s déjà vu all over again,” pondering how Yogi managed to bend time, space, and grammar in a single sentence. Is it philosophy? Is it nonsense? Or is it both?Expect plenty of laughs, confusion, and a smidge of enlightenment as we explore the accidental brilliance of the man who reminded us, “The future ain’t what it used to be.” Tune in—because if you don’t, you’ll miss it. And if you miss it, you won’t hear it!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textGetting close to that age? Join the Curmudgeons as they share details of their most recent colonoscopies!  From the prep to the probing, the boys share the intimate details of one of the most important preventative procedures you should get done.  Hilarious and informative!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe boys take a chance and dive into the world of superstitions!  From their own to some of the most famous athletes in the world, you will laugh at some of the things people do to have good luck.  Don't step on a crack & break your mother's back!  Give them a listen today!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThose who have ever changed the diaper of a toddler know all too well about the potential for disaster!  From the Escape Artist to the Human Fountain, toddlers have always made changing a dirty diaper an adventure to remember!  Join Killjoy & Riptide on their hilarious take on the sport of changing a toddler's dirty diaper!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin Riptide as he dives into the benefits of being a fun-sized (short) person!  Appreciate the little things in life...give a short person a hug!  Riptide will leave you with a smile on your face with his lighthearted take on how short people have it so great!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textAre you fed up with prices to go to concerts, games and other events?? Killjoy shares his saltiness about the fees added on to tickets to our favorite teams or entertainers.  Give it a listen today!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons are back following a short hiatus to allow for travel schedules!  Find out about exciting travels along with a discussion on the current college & pro football seasons.  What has them salty?? Tune in to find out!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textDo you think our Curmudgeons would open the door for a lady?  Or anyone for that matter? Listen in today to hear our Curmudgeons fun take on whether or not chivalry is dead!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons are excited to welcome the Bourbon Babes to the show!  Join us and our special guests Sarah & Ketti as we sample and discuss the Bourbon Babes love for whiskey!  They have a great story and a passion for bourbon!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the Curmudgeons as we talk about the lighter side of police officers vs firefighters!  From rescue missions to pickup lines these first responders have a fun rivalry with each other!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textYou don't have to be old to appreciate the challenges of getting older and the impact on people trying to stay fit.  Join our Curmudgeons as they provide a hilarious take on the things aging athletes have to do to stay in the game!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons share their thoughts on some of the funniest stereotypes of people out in the world!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textTravel through time on a musical adventure as the Curmudgeons share their favorite one hit wonders!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons share the worst habits that people have...of course, they have no bad habits!  Whether it's procrastinating or picking your nose, you will relate to these habits!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons share their pet peeves including those who use the speaker phone in public places, waiting at the doctor office, and the inefficiency of having to drive to multiple stores when shopping.  Prepare to get annoyed!!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Salty Sirons join the Curmudgeons for a special episode to discuss the finer points of traveling with friends!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons stroll down memory lane of a time when using typewriters, rotary phones, and 8-track players were the norm.  Enjoy this nostalgic trip reminding you of a childhood free from the technology of today!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons tell us about the greatest comedians of all time!  Who will make the cut?  Download season 2, episode II today to find out!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons roll into 2024 by starting season 2 with their take on the the high profile coaching carousel including Nick Saban, Pete Carroll, Bill Belichick and several others.  With their typical flair, the boys tackle what's next for these coaches along with their thoughts on the impact of the transfer portal and NIL.  Enjoy!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textGet ready to groan louder than a foghorn at sea because the Curmudgeons are about to unleash the ultimate collection of jokes that are so 'pun-believable' they'll make your eyes roll like a slot machine!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textEver had a chemistry set that could summon the fire department faster than you can say "experiment gone wrong"?  Remember those adorable looking but surprisingly menacing lawn darts?  Those were basically mini missiles aiming for trouble.  Join us for an hilarious take on the days of playing toy roulette!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the Curmudgeons for the festive chaos!  Where wrapping gifts becomes an Olympic sport and the wrapping paper always wins.  And those annoying holiday tunes? They're like earworms on a merry-go-round.  Now let us tell you what annoys us about Christmas!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin the Curmudgeons as they travel back in time to visit the best sitcoms from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s!  The Curmudgeons share their top five from each decade.  Did your favorites make the list?  Download today to find out!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textWith over 160 years of experience as a man and over 75 years of being happily married, the Curmudgeons have a great deal of wisdom on the differences between men & women.  No matter where you are in your relationship, the Curmudgeons give rib-tickling practical tips to help you have the happiest possible connection with your boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Curmudgeons discuss the different type of people you see at the gym.  They are everywhere!   Join us for a fun take on the Fashionista, the Sweat Machine, and the Geriatric.  These are just a few of the types you will see at the gym.   Blaze also gets salty about Daylight Savings Time - can't we just get rid of it!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textJoin our Salty Curmudgeons for this episode where they discuss the history of bourbon and other whiskeys while sampling a few and sharing their favorites!  In addition, hear them discuss what has them salty including people who don't clean up after their dogs, Christmas creeping into September, and the dreaded Jones Act.   Their opinions are sometimes sweet, mostly salty, but always correct!The Salty Curmudgeons

Send a textThe Salty Curmudgeons break into the podcast scene!  Hear our three curmudgeons discuss what has them salty this week.  In addition, they break down the best action movie stars of our time.  Always willing to give their opinions (which are always correct), these curmudgeons are not afraid to tell it like it is!  Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie?  Find out by giving them a listen today!The Salty Curmudgeons