The Scat Cast

The gang is back this week, and things get weird fast. Between ridiculous handicaps, questionable strategy, and absolute chaos, the crew dives headfirst into some of the strangest conversations yet. Can you guess everyone’s handicap before the episode ends?From the decisions of powerful leaders — both real and fictional — to hidden assassination gadgets, conspiracy-level inventions, and Super Bowl commercials so controversial they got banned from TV, nothing is off limits. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow still educational.Tune in for wild debates, cursed hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations that probably shouldn’t happen this late at night.Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we dive into some crazy hypotheticals, insane theories, and more. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

In this interstellar episode of The Scat Cast, we discuss all things space! Project: Hail Mary, the Artemis Project and colonizing the moon. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast we delve into not only the past, but the future, too. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

Alright, Ford. On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we've gotta get to the root of why you're scamming us. You and your favorite Glup Shitto won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we delve into the wonders of Esperanto. Botched surgeries lead into talks of the brand new super hero that's taking the world by storm-- durag man!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we spend the entire length of the episode only talking about superpowers and nothing else. Nothing at all to see here!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast-- it's time to look ahead. Foreward into the world of video game adaptations! They've gotten a bad rep. But with some upcoming game movies coming up (Silent Hill, Sonic 4 and... Grow a Garden?). But how will these do? Will they stack up to some of the best of the best? And will Steal a Brainrot sweep the Oscars? Find out on this week's episode of The Scat Cast!Send us a message

On this cinematic episode of The Scat Cast, the boys air out their grievances on the fumble that is the Stranger Things finale. Alphonso and Jon explain the lore-filled world of Avatar and the ping pong-filled world of Marty Supreme. And then.. we look ahead to Avengers: Doomsday.Send us a message

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the podcast. Not a single festive thing happened in this episode! But hey, that's all in the spirit of The Scat Cast. We read the Judy Hopps abortion comic, talked about the history of marriage and even more. You won't want to miss it. Merry Christmas everyone!Send us a message

On this week’s episode of the Scat Cast, we address the Stephen Hawking-shaped elephant in the room. Were the rumors true? Is he a Diddy blud? What was he getting into on that island? Those equations must have been crazy. You won’t want to miss it!Send us a message

On this episode of The Scat Cast, we delve into some strange hypotheticals. We also get to the core of religion and tell some stories. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we delve into the world of offensive Halloween costumes... and how to fix them! You won't want to miss it.Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we dive into some history with relationships, some strange hypotheticals and challenge the gauntlet of naming 100 women.Send us a message

Apologies for any audio issues, on this week's episode of the Scat Cast, our laptop caught terminal brainrot and exploded. Please forgive us. Enjoy the episode!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we start off by delving into the most useful useless items. Somehow, this moves into the most tame of the hate crimes, as we find out what exactly counts. Lastly, we start fancasting some of our favorite characters in the new DCU. You won't wanna miss it!Send us a message

During this week's episode we debate what the absolute worst superpower to have would be. We discuss some of the world's worst tragedies and finally answer the age old question-- what do you even DO with a gender studies degree? You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

Alphonso had a question for the ages... if you were a dictator, what would you do? Would you be nice, mean, or somewhere in between? You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we delve into the most heinous of crimes-- animal terrorism. You won't want to miss it.Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we get into the weeds of some real philosophical queries. What are some of the best a-holes in fiction? Just the absolute biggest narcissists? Why do we love them or hate them? We delve into our favorite character tropes and you won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this episode of the Scat Cast, we spend a lot of time getting educational. We learn about animals. We learn about ourselves. But most importantly, we learn about doing the deed! The birds and the bees. Or as we call it now-- the worms and the ducks. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

With all of the changes being made around the world, how much longer do you have before an AI calls you a child and bans you forever from YouTube, Spotify, etc? Don't worry, at least another AI can mow your lawn for you! We talk about all this and more in this week's episode of The Scat Cast!Send us a message

What happens when we have no ideas for a podcast? Well, we don't know either. You won't want to miss this episode that starts completely off the cuff and delves into some of our favorite things.Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, get ready for the backdoor pilot of "Slop or Not?" Superman has been on our brains and after months of buildup it's finally time to get our thoughts fully out there. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we got a little...hungry. But not for fake meat, we want the real deal. And the meat and potatoes of this episode is our vegan hot takes and opinions. Alphonso has a bone to pick with people who only eat plants for some reason. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, things get heated as Jon and Darren debate over the validity of ice as a struggle meal. We also talked about the disappearance of Aunt Jemima and Ben of Ben's Rice fame. Diddy trial updates came swooping in as we reminisce on his Joker cosplay. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, Darren fills us in on the world of Fallout. We delve into all of the inner workings of the wasteland society and get to the root of why the apocalypse would suck to live in. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of the Scat Cast, things take a light-hearted turn as we delve into the world of pranks and doing a little trolling. Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast... we accidentally get a bit political? After only wanting to talk about puppies and kittens, all the good stuff... we make a few bad omens about what the world has coming. But fear not, it's not all doom and gloom. This episode will go down in the history books, so you won't want to miss it!Send us a message

After last week took a dark turn, we started to feel a bit sentimental. After all these years we're still thinking about all the amazing ways that companies used to manipulate us into giving them our money. Why don't they put in effort anymore? We also talk about the brand-new reveal of Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls. We talk about movies, we talk about games, we even try our best to chew gum and blow bubbles. You won't want to miss this week's episode of The Scat Cast!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, I hope you're ready for some real tonal whiplash. We start out talking about some light-hearted topics and then start delving into our own mortality. We hope you brought the tissues. Just like a sour patch kid... first we're sour, then we're sweet. But reverse that. Anyways, you won't want to miss it!Send us a message

When things get tough, you can always count on a silly saying to brighten up your day. This week we highlight our favorite phrases from the lighter complexion. Changing topics, we begin to ponder our futures-- Our future wives, our future kids and even future homes on future planets in the future. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

After over 60 episodes it’s time for us to come clean… This podcast has been AI generated the entire time! Nah, that’s a lie. But in this episode, we spend a lot of time going over AI and all of our takes on it, how it’s affecting us now and the future. Also throw in some cape aura farming and a quick Thunderbolts* review for good measure. You won’t want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast we discuss that one friend that just doesn't seem to like anything. That one friend that'll never watch Game of Thrones or Star Wars just to be different. That one friend that hates on a movie before even watching it. Also like pranks and stuff. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, the boys answer the age-old question: Who wins in a fight, 100 men or a gorilla? Which men would it take to bring down this beast? How would 100 Joe Bidens fair? You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, we honor the late Pope Francis with a fire episode. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

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On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, Darren and Jon explain the plot of the Minecraft movie to Alphonso so he doesn't have to watch it. This brings up the dreaded chicken jockey controversy. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, things get a little nasty. Whether it's the age old debate of how much money it would take to suck toes or tales of the grossest parents imaginable, you won't want to miss it!Send us a message

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On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, Shrek's redesign has our full attention until Poop Peter makes things get political.Send us a message

On this week's controversial episode of The Scat Cast, Darren brings in a series of ethical medical questions he gained from an ethicist. How long would you keep around your brain dead child? Would you harvest your child's reproductive cells? Would you sleep with your comatose-- no, don't do that. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

It's been 1 year. 52 episodes since The Scat Cast began, and you know the best way to celebrate? Yeah, we don't know either. On this week's episode the boys challenge themselves to take a drink of a fermented beverage every 15 minutes on the dot, and the conversations go just as well as I'm sure you could imagine. Happy Scativersary, you won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's exciting episode of The Scat Cast, the boys start to feel a little romantical. They decide now is as good a time as any to whip out their best game and try to rizz eachother up. After looking inward to try and solve the answer to some devious problems, they decide to lighten the mood by moving forward and talking about some movies that will (hopefully) make everything better. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, the boys gather together once again to talk about one of their favorite shows-- House M.D. While delving into his shenanigans, it becomes clear just how much TV shows have fallen off in recent years. Not just TV, but all forms of entertainment from our youth all just seem... different? You won't want to miss it!Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, Alphonso's friend Chania enters the fray as things begin to get heated. As much as everyone loves man's best friend, it's been far too long since a new domesticated animal has become the norm. Thus begins the fated battle of the bears vs the ants. But that's not all! You won't want to miss it...Send us a message

On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, the boys get timely. Since the dawn of time, there have been superheroes. Even a dinosaur Superman. But what happens when we take on the future? What unseen world would you be stepping into? Even dinosaur Superman couldn't brave this new world in front of us. So take some (of your) prescription drugs, take a load off, and enjoy three friends exploring this wild ride.Send us a message

Things get a little... weird on this week's episode of The Scat Cast. Jon brings up his childhood dream of exploring the depths of the Deep Web and the horrors it contains. But this causes a striking turn of events as this leads to the epic world of heroic deaths. Would you fall at the hands of 1,000 arrows? Or perhaps in a brutal 1v1 against your arch nemesis? Or maybe even take yourself out to save your loved ones in a blaze of glory? With the death of ourselves behind us, only our pets remain. You won't want to miss it!Send us a message