The Spantish Club

This may be Tori's most chaotic episode to date! If you couldn't tell from the episode title (which you probably couldn't!) this episode is all about the mystical art of Tarot! Listen to learn about the subtle art of reading Tarot cards along with many of Tori's craziest vocal stims and to hear how she really feels about Ryan Seacrest and how much she loves Neopets!It's the kind of chaos and wine induced laughter and rants you've come to know and love from The Spantish Club

It's time for the second iteration of The Spantish Club Book Club! This time around the book is The Empress by Kristin Cast! Intrigue, tarot, romance, thickness, smut, and girlbossing awaits within the pages of this super fun fantasy book! Come along as Tori, Bobbie, and Jake discuss how they'd handle being launched into a world without cellphones and toilets and whether or not they would accept the FMC's sh*tty ex-boyfriends offer!This book was chosen as The Spantish Club's book club choice in preparation for Tori's In Conversation with Kristin Cast herself for the release of the sequel The Lovers on February 14th! So if you are in the Portland, Oregon area, come join The Spantish Club live at the Hillsboro, Oregon Barnes & Noble on February 14th at 2:00pm for a super fun time!

She's finally here! After hours of hard labor (editing and re-editing), the Heir of Fire recap is ready for your listening pleasure!

The Spantish Club is back for Season 2 *finally*!Catch up with Tori, Bobbie, and Jake as they get back in the groove of the podcast game and reminisce about what they have been up to on their break between seasons. Find out who is in therapy and who isn't! Who went to Europe and who didn't! Who many more books did Tori read than Bobbie and Jake? How much money in unused gift cards did Bobbie find? How many nipples did Jake get pierced?! It's all here for your listening enjoyment!

Shield of Sparrows SPOILER WARNING!This episode is the season one finale and the Shield of Sparrows Book Club episode all wrapped up in one hilarious, vulgar, and kind of thought provoking goodness!Stay tuned for some silly little bonus scraps and a fun season one giveaway, and of course keep an eye out for Season Two later this year!From The Spantish Club, thanks for listening!

The Celaena Slander continues and Tori tries her best to defend her while also somehow not being murdered in the mini-horror movie The Spantish Club found themselves in.Next Week on The Spantish Club Season One Finale!It's time to dish on Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry! Tune in for The Spantish Club's exciting takes on some of those wild twists and turns, where they think the series is going to go, and if they have fully recovered from that crazy cliffhanger! Send in your thoughts/questions/reactions on Instagram and TikTok and The Spantish Club will read them when they record this episode on August 2nd, before it airs on August 6th!

Just when you probably thought you'd never hear from them again, The Spantish Club creeps back in to your life like the silly little gremlins they are.Season One is winding down (if you couldn't tell) but Tori, Bobbie, and Jake have a few more fun conversations to have before their summer break.In this episode: it's time to talk about The Assassin's Blade, the prequel/sequel in the Throne of Glass series. These "fun" novellas sure made Jake looovvvveee Celaena (just kidding), and for some reason Bobbie turned into a 13 year old boy. Enjoy!

The Spantish Club plays a fun game of Guess That One Star Review! Tori reads a one star Goodreads book review and Jake and Bobbie try and guess which book has personally victimized the poor reviewer!

After many delays and hiccups, it's finally here! The book club episode about The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman! Count how many times Tori tries to derail the whole episode and send in any thoughts you have about this amazing book!Due to technical difficulties the episode was cut in half, so listen to Part 1 dropped today as well!

After many delays and hiccups, it's finally here! The book club episode about The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman! Due to technical difficulties the episode was cut in half, so listen to the short Part 2 dropping today as well!

The 2nd part of The Spantish Club Lore is here and its a wild ride! From cowboys, to loads, to ex-boyfriends, and ER visits you'll get a taste of it all! Try not to judge Jake too hard when you hear why he went to the Emergency Room... and Jake's mom, if you are reading this... maybe don't listen to that part of the episode.

To get themselves back in the podcasting groove, Tori, Bobbie, and Jake are going to share some funny stories and laugh a lot and would love for you to laugh along! Shout out to Ekow Quartey's performance in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which is featured heavily in this episode.Part 2 will be dropping today as well!If you are looking for the Book Club Episode where The Spantish Club discusses The Bright Sword, by Lev Grossman, that will be coming next week, so please stay tuned!Thanks for listening!

Join the Spantish Club for an impromptu Game Night! Due to some technical difficulties, Producer Jake had to edit this on his phone.... so there is minimal editing. Sorry in advance for the cheese eating noises in the background from Bobbie and Jake and the lots of yelling at Finn, Tori's puppy.

Spoilers for Crown of Midnight continue!It's the exciting conclusion of the Crown of Midnight review! Jake still has strong loving feelings toward Kale matched only by Tori's strong hatred feelings for him. Bobbie googles some things and then forgets to tell us what she googled until the very end of the episode.Don't forget to go out and pick up a copy of The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman and read it with The Spantish Club for their first official Book Club Episode!, which will be recorded May 22nd. Send in your questions or comments about the book to @thespantishclub on instagram and be a part of the fun!

MAJOR Crown of Midnight (Throne of Glass Book 2) Spoilers! Listen at your own risk and leisure.The Spantish Club is back with a vengeance and ready to dive into Crown of Midnight! Will Jake finally hate Kale as much as Tori (unlikely)? Will Dorian stop being the worst (again, unlikely)? What's Coldplay doing in the dungeon these days (being cooky!)? Will Bobbie ever remember what she wants to say after she interrupts everyone (the most unlikely)? Listen, laugh, and find out (please read this as a threat)!

Enjoy this short Bonus Episode before the full Crown of Midnight Episode is released next week!In early April something very exciting happened for Tori! Join The Spantish Club for a short and fun conversation about what went down! Then stay tuned at the end of the episode for some exciting details about The Spantish Club's first ever Official Book Club choice! Thanks for listening!

Spoiler Alerts for The ACOTAR Series and the book Credence.In the final installment of the Book Tropes Saga, The Spantish Club is now going to bitch about tropes that they would rather not read. The Spantish Club isn't out to yuck anyone's yum, so just know that even if you love the tropes they hate, they still love you! If you have tropes you dislike or books you'd like to recommend to Tori, Bobbie, and Jake that will change their opinions on some of these tropes, leave a comment and let them know! As always, enjoy the literary chaos.

It's time for the Book Tropes that Tori, Bobbie, and Jake just can't stop reading. The list is long, but they manage to keep it to two each with lots of recommendations on the books and authors who do the Trope best! Have a listen, have a read, and tell us what you think!

Enjoy this intro to Book Tropes where The Spantish Club plays a round of Rapid Fire (or at least as rapid as they can) Book Trope opinions! If you are unsure what exactly a Book Trope is, this episode will help explain and get you ready for next week's deep dive into the Spantish Club's favorite (and least favorite) Tropes!

It's the first iteration of The Spantish Club Book Club! Tori, Bobbie, and Jake discuss what they just read, what they are currently reading, and give some all around recommendations of books they love and want you to love too! There's magic, and dragons, and lots of talk about dicks (we apologize in advance to Jake's mom for when she listens)! Have listen, read one of the books, and let us know what you thought!

The Spantish Club is back this week with the thrilling conclusion to Jake's commentary on Throne of Glass. Discussions range from the difficulty of planting vegetables (thanks a lot Elain!), the true origins of menstruation, a fun game of animated animal smash or pass, and so much more! Will Tori convince Jake to finally hate Chaol and will Tori and Bobbie successfully gaslight Jake that Tori didn't somehow spoil something by saying "Aelin", take a listen and find out!

It's The Spantish Club's first bookish review episode as Jake gives his opinions and feelings on the first half of Throne of Glass (the book not the series, because apparently the series is just called Throne of Glass like the first book? We know, it's confusing!) Celaena Sardothien may not be like other girls, but we are, so join us as Tori and Bobbie help Jake muddle through a confusing world of slaves, castles, and spooooooooooky ghooooooosssssstttttts! Also Cain is hot, Jake stands by that.NOTE: We recorded this while still learning how to be podcasters and as such, had microphone difficulties along the way. Please forgive the fluctuations in microphone quality. It’ll only get better from here, we promise.

The Spantish Club welcomes their first ever guest host, Tyler!, who watched Twilight for the first (and second and third) time! Tune in to find if he can get a word in edgewise over Tori, Bobbie, and Jake's constant yelling of "CARLISLE" and hear his unfiltered thoughts about all things Cullen, Forks, and 2010s nostalgia.

Although it may seem like this episode is about Manacled... we promise it isn't. Join The Spantish Club as they talk about the absurdities of Harry Potter and listen as they try to answer the tough questions, like why is Charlie Weasley so hot? and has Bobbie even read Harry Potter? Maybe these will be answered, but with The Spantish Club, who really knows, amiright?

The Spantish Club tackles the wizarding world. The ups and downs, the goods and all the bads (author trash talk is absolutely included). Join Tori, Bobbie, and Jake as they start their dive into what they hate to love and love to hate about the that bespectacled twink we all know and tolerate, Harry Potter.

In this episode, The Spantish Club explores the wild reality of Glee being Bobbie's favorite show. Songs are talked about and sang, triggers are warned (Matthew Morrison!), Jake and Tori complain about Glee, and someone tells a story about auditioning for The Glee Project, we'll give you three guesses who it was.

The inaugural meeting of The Spantish Club is called to order. Join Tori, Bobbie, and Jake as they yap, navigate the ins and outs of their decades-long friendship, and try not to talk over each other the entire time. The espresso martinis are strong, the opinions are loud, and the laughter is incessant!