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The Swellington Tonight
by The Swellington Tonight
Late-night AM radio for people who don’t trust explanations anymore.The Swellington Tonight is a long-form call-in show where people explain the moment everything quietly went wrong.Some calls begin with something insignificant.A missed email.A joke taken seriously.A laugh at the wrong time.What follows is not a debate, an exposé, or a redemption arc — but a calm, uninterrupted account of how small decisions collapse entire lives.The host listens.The caller explains.Nothing is resolved.New episodes explore power, bureaucracy, belief, and absurdity — one call at a time.
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We are Live- The Cool Testament
Live tonight w/ the Lead Bro Charlie Hammersmith from “Living in the Eternal 7th Day” Forget Enoch this guy Erocks!
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Live at Beefigans Bovian Beauty Pageant
Bobby and RJ take the show on the road for the Annual Beefigan Pagent where we crown Ms Estacada! Look at her Ms Beefigans!
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live 4-23 HULKAMISSLE!
The gang get together to talk about the the Iran war, karaoke, fat dressing and going bald!
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We are live 4/22 DRAFT DAY! (.not that kind of draft)
The gang get together to talk about the NFL draft, RJ perfect mock draft, Junes thoughts on football and Bobby tries to make sense of fit all.
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The Swellington Live 4-18
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The Swellington Live 4-17
Join Bobby, June, RJ and PM David as they talk life as they know it!
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Tax Day!
Join Bobby, RJ, June and PM David as we talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness!
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Live Show 4/08
A buffet of excitement and a desert of inspiration so bring a knife and fork lets dig in!
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ADOPTED!?!
We talk with RJ Sullivan about founding out he was adopted and you won't believe who his brith parents are!
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The Enlisted Men
RJ Sullivan talks about life as an enlisted man during wartime.
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The Rainbow Bridge
Steve Birdale talks the life of Little Stallone, and how he sued his Vet for making his "all man" little buddy cross the rainbow bridge and turned his spirit gay.
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Pimp GoldMoney Introduces Petunia… And It Gets Wild FAST 🤯
In this episode, we sit down with the legendary Pimp GoldMoney, who introduces us to Petunia — and let’s just say… things spiral immediately. From questionable business philosophies to moments that will have you asking “did they really just say that?”, this interview goes completely off the rails.If you like awkward comedy, absurd characters, and interviews that feel one step away from being shut down… you’re in the right place.👉 Watch till the end — it only gets crazier.#Comedy #Satire #Interview #DarkHumor #TheSpecialSexy
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Oh the Pageantry of Oscar!
Mysterious Gay man and Gay reporter Jed Collins takes us behind the velvet rope for the glamour of Oscar!
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Pinky Swear
I interview Julie Kossack host of the game show "Pinky Swear" where people find the love of their lives by rubbing pinkies stuck out a hole in the wall untilthey find their one and only "pinky swear sweetie". #PinkySwearShow #DatingGameshow #Comedy InterviewShow
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We Accidentally Summoned a Reptilian During Our Dungeons & Dragons Game
Welcome to The Swellington Tonight, where logic collapses and the interviews only get stranger.In tonight’s episode, Jimmy Goodson joins the show to discuss the moment a normal **Dungeons & Dragons session turned into something… unexpected.While playing with friends, Jimmy claims they accidentally summoned Lothar the 1st Reptilian Scribe, an ancient figure who has apparently been observing humanity throughout history.According to Lothar:• Reptilians have always enjoyed watching humanity’s strange behavior• From the Garden of Eden to modern celebrity culture• And yes… they’ve always had an eye for beautiful women throughout historyIs it real?Is it satire?Or did someone roll a natural 20 on the wrong spell?Either way, things spiral out of control quickly.Subscribe for more bizarre interviews and absurd conversations from The Swellington Tonight.
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Ban School Dances
I interview Howard Kossack who was tricked a chilling text from his daughter saying, "Dom Has TAKEN ME! I don't know where or when I'll be back!"
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Iran is the Florida of the Middle East
I interview Khalil Mgrubeck, an Iranian man, about the eventsunfolding in his Iranian neighborhood.#MiddleEastMeltdown #Comedy
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Elite Birthing Group: Luxury Labor for the 1%
I interview Shelia Goldberg who runs Elite Birthing Group, a high-end cocierge service handling the pregnancies and births of the ultra-rich, including booking the rooms and hiring the best OB, GYN doctors. They also offer the 'thumbs up thumbs down' service- where if a rich family has an ugly baby, the father can give the thumbs down and the Elite BirthingGroup will swap it with a more attractive baby from a poorer family!#LuxuryLabor #UltraRich #EliteBirthing #Ugly BabySwap #ComedyShow
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"I became a cannibal for my job!"
He had to commit to the lifestyle for his data entry job, to pay the bills and "feed" his family. Live interview tonight! #Cannibalism #DataEntyJob #FeedTheFamily #ComedyShow
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God Bless @patdixon and @CardiffElect whose talent runneth over
We dive deep into the legends of guy talk radio shows! Remember Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez, and Don & Mike? You heard of Cardiff Electric and Pat Dixon? Let's reminisce about the wild and irreverent days of old school radio with a humorous twist! #OpieAndAnthony #RonAndFez #DonAndMike #OldSchoolRadio #ComedyShow @patdixon
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Canada : Cheaters on ice?
We talk Canadıs dark underbelly of of cheating and crime w/ Beau Chambeaus who blew the whistleon his countrymen cheating at curling and listener mail!#Canda #Cheating #Crime #BeauChambeaux #ComedyShow #CurlingScandal
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Dr. Eliot Ofenhiemer to discuss the Paranormal. the Alien and the Theory of Microlution
Dr. Eliot Ofenhiemer to discuss the Paranormal. the Alien and the Theory of Microlution!#Paranormal #Aliens #Microlution #MicrolutionTheory #ComedyShow #ThinkDinosaurs
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The Year of the Fiery Red Horse?
Carl Holtman, a straight male actor, has a wild take on the Lunar NewYear. The year of the fiery red horse? He sure is ready for some action! Plus: how a lucky cat statue literally pantsed him! Hadhtags: #LunarNewYear #FieryRedHorse #LuckyCat #ComedyShow #TameTheSiren
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"Presidents' Day Sale Mayhem!"
"Live from Al Harrington's Used Car World! Bobby Pigman in a Usen Uncle Sam costume meets Thomas Jefferson's descendant and gets pushed to the limit with wild stunts and hot dog challenges! Cause at Al's, "We don't just stare at it, we sell it!"#PresidentsDay #UsedCarDeals #CrazyStunts #ThomasJefferson #ComedyShow
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He Invented “Stealth Glasses” to Avoid Awkward Stares… Now Everyone’s Using Them for the WRONG Reason
Tonight we interview Greg Hester, the accidental inventor behind Handi-Glasses — eyewear he claims was designed to reduce uncomfortable social misunderstandings after an incident at a grocery store. But as Greg explains his invention, things spiral when it’s revealed the glasses have taken on a very different life in the wild.Is this a story about innovation… or about how quickly human behavior repurposes technology for its own agenda?A hilarious but sharp conversation about perception, assumptions, and the unintended consequences of “helpful” ideas.#AbsurdInventions#LetHimExplain#SocialExperiment#UnexpectedConsequences#ComedyInterview
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She Created a Clothing Line to Make Kids ‘Too Unappealing’ for Predators
Tonight we interview entrepreneur June Kossack about her controversial new children’s lifestyle brand, “Ugly Baby.”She says modern parenting requires modern solutions — and her clothing line is designed to make kids deliberately unfashionable, forgettable, and completely uninteresting to strangers.Critics call it extreme. Supporters call it practical. June calls it “a line of defense.”We talk fear, parenting, marketing, and what happens when safety culture collides with consumer culture.#LetHerExplain#ModernParenting#CulturalSatire#ParentingTrends#CalmCommentary
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He's Got the Dyslexia!
Tonight, we interview a man from Gladstone who says a routine traffic ticket exposed a lifelong problem he didn’t know how to explain.He ran a stop sign — but claims the real issue is that he can’t read it.He believes he graduated, but isn’t sure. He’s never checked. He’s too embarrassed to find out if the name on the diploma is even his.Now he says the school district failed him, and the entire town might be quietly playing along.Is this accountability? Institutional neglect? Or the fear that everyone else knows something you don’t?We talk shame, bureaucracy, and what happens when you finally admit you don’t understand the system you’ve been navigating your whole life.#LetHimExplain#InstitutionalFailure#EverydayAbsurdity#Bureaucracy#CalmCommentary
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“He Mocked the Super Bowl Halftime Show… Then Started Toe-Tapping”
A Super Bowl party, a room full of expectations, and one accidental moment of honesty.Jack Kossack hosted a watch party with friends who all agreed on what they were supposed to like — until the halftime show changed, the joke went too far, and Jack found himself enjoying the very thing he was meant to mock.What followed wasn’t laughter — it was pressure, ridicule, and a full-on pile-on.Tonight, we talk about how groupthink turns into bullying, how quickly a crowd enforces conformity, and why stepping out of line — even for a second — can make you the target.#GroupThink#LetHimExplain#CulturalPressure#SocialDynamics#CalmCommentary
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I let him finish
The Epstein files are back in the news, and when stories reach that level, everything around them becomes radioactive.Tonight, I’m not talking about the crimes — I’m talking about what happens around them.I speak with a man who says his stylist used a “reference” he never agreed to, and now people are drawing conclusions he never imagined.I didn’t interrupt. I just let him explain.Calm commentary on culture, media, and everyday nonsense.#CalmCommentary#LetHimExplain#CulturalAbsurdity#CommonSense#MediaReaction
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“Snake Devil Exposed? Elijah Danish, Tongues, Exorcisms & Holy Thunder Live Tonight”
Elijah Danish — leader of the Holy Thunder and Power of the Word Christian Church — joins the show tonight to deliver a warning about the state of the world and what he calls the rise of the “Snake Devil” and its corrupted followers.Danish claims the gifts of tongues, premonition, and exorcism, and during the show he doesn’t just talk — he demonstrates. As the conversation unfolds, Elijah breaks into tongues, takes live calls, and performs on-air exorcisms while invoking scripture and wielding symbolic snakes as a challenge to Satan himself.He also discusses his fundraising effort for the Staff of Moses Foundation, inspired by biblical imagery and focused on strengthening believers through prayer, spiritual discipline, and resistance to what he believes are demonic influences hidden in everyday life.Intense. Unfiltered. Uncomfortable.This episode goes places most shows won’t.
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“Hollywood Isn’t Straight Anymore? Chris Barron Exposes the Epstein Fallout & ‘The Straight Guys’ Lawsuit”
Actor Chris Barron joins the show tonight to talk about life in Hollywood when being a straight guy suddenly became a liability. In the wake of the Epstein fallout, Barron and his new group “The Straight Guys” claim major studios have quietly sidelined them — and now they’re suing for what they call character slander, saying audiences assume they’re not actually straight.Chris opens up about losing major roles, playing along just to survive, and the unexpected upside: apparently being one of the few straight men left in Hollywood comes with… benefits, especially when most actors aren’t chasing older women.It’s raw, funny, uncomfortable — and a rare behind-the-scenes look at how Hollywood really works in 2026.#HollywoodExposed#TheStraightGuys#EpsteinAftermath#IndustrySecrets#ComedyAndControversy
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“Raccoon Bill: The $1,500 Bounty Hunter Who Dresses Like Elvis"
Bill Hegedlwith — better known as “Cooney Bill” for his raccoon-like habit of digging through trash — claims he’s a private investigator helping President Trump track down ICE-offending immigrants, with a $1,500 reward per tip sweetening the deal.But as the night unfolds, the story starts to smell… funky. Questions arise about whether Bill is actually finding criminals — or finding paydays, possibly with help from an alleged “Coon Crew” accused of setting people up just to cash in.Add in a girlfriend with expensive tastes, a wardrobe inspired by Fat Elvis, and a whole lot of “TCB” talk, and you’ve got one wild investigation into a man who may be taking care of business — or just taking the money.🦝💰🎸 Allegedly.#RaccoonBill#CoonCrew#BountyHustle#TCBOrBS#InvestigativeComedy
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They Shout “PEDO” to Protect Students — Until It Goes Too Far
Tonight on The Swellington Tonight, we’re joined by LJ Collins, a student representative for a growing peer-led movement called Peers Not Pedos.The idea is simple, according to LJ: students look out for each other. If something feels off, if an adult interaction seems inappropriate, the group makes noise — loudly. Members will call attention, shout warnings, and intervene in ways they believe discourage bad behavior before it escalates.At first, the mission sounds clear: student safety above all else.But as the conversation unfolds, questions begin to surface.How quickly is too quickly?What happens when suspicion replaces evidence?And what’s the cost of public accusations made in the name of protection?LJ defends the approach with a phrase that lingers long after it’s said:“In an effort for student safety, some eggs will be broken.”This longform call-in interview isn’t about catching anyone — it’s about examining how fear, good intentions, and group dynamics can blur lines faster than anyone expects.Where does vigilance end… and something else begin?#LongformInterview#StudentSafety#UncomfortableConversations#CulturalCommentary#ThisGotWeird
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A Relationship Program That Turned Into an Interrogation
Jack and June Kerrigan join The Swellington Tonight to discuss Jack’s new self-improvement program, The List — a decision-making system designed to help men choose the “right” path at key moments in life.At first, it sounds harmless.A structured set of questions.Guidance when meeting a partner.Clarity before marriage, promotions, or major life changes.But as the conversation unfolds, The List reveals itself to be something else entirely.Jack explains how the program works in practice: a series of questions women are expected to answer before a man decides whether to date them, marry them, or stay married to them. Questions about bodies, backgrounds, family, race, and appearance — framed as “standards,” justified as “logic.”June, sitting beside him, begins filling in the gaps.What starts as a productivity system slowly becomes an examination of power, control, and the quiet ways ideology hides inside self-help language. By the end of the episode, the question isn’t whether The List works — it’s who it was designed to work for.A longform call-in interview where the premise collapses in real time.#ThisGotWeird#ModernRelationships#RedFlags#PowerDynamics#SelfHelpCulture
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The Bedazzler: From a Romanian Castle to Las Vegas
Tonight on The Swellington Tonight, we’re joined by Roman Romanavich — the self-proclaimed world’s greatest hypnotist, known to his followers as The Bedazzler.Born near a castle in Romania, Roman claims he learned the foundations of hypnosis not from books or mentors, but from observing the creatures that lived beneath the castle — rats, bats, and the legends that surrounded them. According to Roman, it was there he discovered how to influence people with a single word… or a look.Now a Las Vegas resident with a standing residency, Roman explains his rise, his techniques, and the philosophy behind what he calls total influence. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear his abilities aren’t just used for stage performances — but for everyday advantages, negotiations, and getting what he wants.Roman is currently selling a program called The Top Man, where he teaches others his methods.As the interview goes on, Bobby repeatedly tries to end the call — only to lose his place, forget his intention, and continue the conversation anyway.This is not a demonstration.It’s not a warning.It’s a call-in interview that slowly slips out of control.Some people influence rooms.Others influence minds.#LongformInterview#Hypnosis#LateNightRadio#StrangeStories#AbsurdReality
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She Calls It “Slutty Puppy” — Xeres Explains Her Most Controversial Fashion Line
Tonight on The Swellington Tonight, we’re joined by Xeres — a DJ, fashion designer, and cultural instigator whose new clothing line has people arguing before they’ve even seen it.The brand is called Slutty Puppy.Designed for pets with attitude and owners with a sense of humor, the line features bold, revealing, and intentionally ridiculous pieces — from cropped tummy shirts to leather-style pants and graphic tees with slogans like “Suburb Pets Do It in the Yard.”Xeres explains how the line started, why it wasn’t meant to be subtle, and what she’s really responding to in modern fashion, identity, and outrage culture. What sounds like a joke quickly turns into a conversation about self-expression, taste, boundaries, and who gets to decide when something has “gone too far.”This is not a debate.It’s not a takedown.It’s a call-in conversation about art, provocation, and why discomfort is often the point.Some designs are meant to blend in.Others are meant to start arguments.#LongformInterview#FashionCulture#CreativeExpression#LateNightRadio#PopCultureTalk
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She Created a Program to “Service Men” — Janie Kosack Explains Herself
Tonight on The Swellington Tonight, we speak with Janie Kosack, the founder of a controversial relationship program she calls “Servicing Men.”Janie claims her work is simple — and effective.For recently divorced men, she places them with partners who are intentionally mismatched, believing that seeing an ex move on “poorly” can trigger jealousy, insecurity, and, in some cases, a desperate attempt to save face… and even save the marriage.For widowers, Janie offers something she calls a “Get Over It Gal” — a companion meant to help a grieving man re-enter life quickly, decisively, and without lingering sentimentality.Janie insists she’s helping people move forward.Her critics say she’s manipulating grief, vanity, and regret.In this call-in interview, Janie calmly explains her philosophy, her success stories, and the moment she realized her work had gone too far — when she mistook a senior client’s distress for enthusiasm, only to later learn it was something far more serious.This is not a debate.This is not an endorsement.This is a conversation.Some ideas sound reasonable… until you hear them out loud.#LongformInterview#GetOverTheHump#StrangeRelationships#LateNightRadio#SocialExperiment
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I Loved a Sexubus: A Paranormal Investigator’s Heartbreaking Confession
Tonight on The Swellington Tonight, we meet Terry — a lifelong paranormal investigator, former member of the Boo-Man Group, and a man with a secret that ended his career and broke his heart.Terry didn’t just hunt ghosts.He fell in love with one.In a quiet, matter-of-fact voice, Terry recounts his years chasing the unexplained, his work investigating hauntings, and the moment his life veered off course when he met her — a succubus bound to hell, duty, and desire. What began as an absurd, impossible relationship slowly became real… until reality demanded a choice.This is a story about:Loving something you can’t keepThe strange cost of beliefLetting go when the universe won’t negotiateNo jump scares. No gimmicks.Just a call-in, a confession, and a love story that was doomed the moment it began.Listen closely.Some hauntings don’t stay in the house.#LongformInterview#ParanormalStories#LateNightRadio#TrueConfession#Unexplained
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Do Not Miss Greenland Grab! A Polygamist on a mission
A man claims he’s heading to Greenland on a Mormon “mission” with one bold plan: marry 20 wives and cash in on a rumored $100,000 payout per citizen if Trump buys Greenland. 🇬🇱💰Is it faith? Is it fraud? Is it the greatest long con of our time?PLUS:Things go completely sideways during our $200 gift certificate game with Janice when she asks host Bobby to go with her. Bobby refuses… until Ted calls in as the show’s biggest sponsor and demands he do it anyway. 😬📞Geopolitics, polygamy, awkward flirting, and sponsor pressure—this episode has everything you’re not supposed to talk about… so we did.Do not miss this one.#GreenlandGrab#PolygamistOnAMission#YouCantMakeThisUp#AwkwardRadio#TrumpGreenland
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🚨 RACK ATTACK!: Contractor Faints, “Blouse Incident,” Lawsuit Incoming?! 🍋🇺🇸
Howard Kosack (NOT Kojack!) joins us with Janie to explain how a blood-sugar crash, a refused lunch stop, and a fateful cup of lemonade spiraled into job loss, embarrassment, and talk of suing a restaurant.Then it gets weird: a call from worker Rogelio claims the whole thing was a ruse, Janie might walk, and customer Tiff Jensen calls in saying… she was into it?!PLUS: Greenhill Cemetery, Second Date Shoutout (Greg & Tiffany—claymation porn?!), and a gift certificate giveaway.Alleged. Unhinged. Can’t miss. Good night
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🚨RACK ATTACK: Contractor Faints, “Blouse Incident,” Lawsuit Incoming?! 🍋🇺🇸
Howard Kosack (NOT Kojack!) joins us with Janie to explain how a blood-sugar crash, a refused lunch stop, and a fateful cup of lemonade spiraled into job loss, embarrassment, and talk of suing a restaurant.Then it gets weird: a call from worker Rogelio claims the whole thing was a ruse, Janie might walk, and customer Tiff Jensen calls in saying… she was into it?!PLUS: Greenhill Cemetery, Second Date Shoutout (Greg & Tiffany—claymation porn?!), and a gift certificate giveaway.Alleged. Unhinged. Can’t miss. Good night
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Nobody Checked the Cheer Calendar? 👀
A cheer fundraiser meant to help less-fortunate teammates raises unexpected questions when a fundraising calendar—and some “just good fun” car wash stories—come into focus.Tonight we dig into:A PTO president turned cheer momFundraising “for the kids”A calendar nobody seems to have reviewedSpraying, car washes, and optics gone sidewaysPlus:Jake from Jake’s Sneaker Shack calls inWhistle Dixie game madnessWin a Jake’s gift certificateA heated MLK weekend debateAnd Something On My Mind you won’t see coming👉 Watch, decide for yourself, and tell us in the comments: Too far… or totally fine?
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Late-night AM radio for people who don’t trust explanations anymore.The Swellington Tonight is a long-form call-in show where people explain the moment everything quietly went wrong.Some calls begin with something insignificant.A missed email.A joke taken seriously.A laugh at the wrong time.What follows is not a debate, an exposé, or a redemption arc — but a calm, uninterrupted account of how small decisions collapse entire lives.The host listens.The caller explains.Nothing is resolved.New episodes explore power, bureaucracy, belief, and absurdity — one call at a time.
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