The Tv Socialites

What have we here? Lily and Rufus exiled to Brooklyn while a con princess is ruling their kingdom. Blair and Dan on an unlucky in bed streak in more ways than one. Serena who's entering a new era of gossip girl, except no one knows, or cares. Oh, and Chuck is playing a game of who's the daddy, but I care even less out that. Xo xo

Over the hills and far away, the princess of Monaco ran away with her lonely boy who is been stalked and harassed by sunshine barbie.——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJwEve Talks It All: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evetalksitall?si=3B9d695mf_9AGYRB

Did You Miss Me? Because I missed you and we have a lot to catch up on. The Dead girls are walking and being questioned by the police, hopefully they don’t ask about Jenna because they’ve buried that secret along with Alison and Jenna’s eye sight. Ashley is still setting a bad example by sleeping with an officer, Spencer and Aria are still kissing adult men and Emily? She’s kissing Ben but she really wants to be kissing Maya. I guess Rosewood isn’t so different from the Upper East Side after all. Charlie recaps 1x02: The Jenna Thing where she rolls her eye at the Spencer Hastings slander and stands up for as a victim, not a homewrecker, throws up at Aria and Byron’s common ground and basks in Hanna’s Serena-isms. You don’t want to miss this. ——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJw

In true Tv Socialites style, we had technical issues and I didn’t want you to miss the next part. So here you go

Sometimes mother doesn’t know best, sometimes mother is a psycho stuck in High school who will body swap you to relive her glory days.And Sometimes a slayer must put down her steak, pick up her pom-poms and get into the good old fashioned school spirit. GIVE ME W-I-T-C-H! What does that spell? Amy allegedly. The Tv Socialites are back together! Charlie and Eve discuss the atrocity of Early 2000s diet culture, Amy’s evolution and the pain of having mother issues. You don’t want to miss this. Did You Miss Me?: A Pretty Little Buffy pod brought to you by the Tv Socialites Podcast Network. Timestamps: Life updates: 00:00Buffy S1E: Witch: 06:34The Vampire Diaries Spoilers: 01:27:07Teen Wolf Spoilers: 01:36:12Back To Buffy: 01:40:11——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJwEve Talks It All: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evetalksitall?si=3B9d695mf_9AGYRB

Did You Miss Me? After a year of Alison being missing, I missed you and these girls. Aria is in her prime main character syndrome era and kissing teachers at bars, Spencer is hot for Melissa’s fiancé, Emily may love Maya more than Beyoncé, and Hanna’s in her Serena Vanderwoodsen era. Most importantly, Alison’s body has been found and I’m still here bitches and I know everything - ACharlie unpacks the Pretty Little Liars pilot and discusses Rosewood’s predator problem, the complication of absent fathers and much more. You don’t want to miss this. ——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJw

What do Blair Whaldorf and The Master have in common? Manicures, minions, and self professed power that renders them powerless. This is a Hellmouth, that not even Blair can get herself out of, fortunately Buffy is here to slay her demons. Join Charlie as she unpacks the pain of growing up, how to not speak to an incel (Xander), and the sewer rat lurking in the shadows. Timestamps: Podcast Housekeeping: 00:001x01: Welcome To The Hellmouth: 02:591x02: The Harvest: 29:44——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJw

Sabrina the teenage bitch casts a love spell on Lonely Boy, only his heart belongs to the Princess of Monaco and no love spell will change that S. Blair let’s God take the wheel and breaks the heart of the Wolf of Wall Street and Georgina should trade the laptop for a black hoodie. Nobody is ever doing what they should be on the Upper East Side. - XO XO, TV Socialites Charlie and Eve unpack Blair’s psyche, roll their eyes at Serena’s pathetic actions towards Dan and raise awareness for relationship OCD. You don’t want to miss this.Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: - 5x9: Rhodes To Perdition- 5x10: Riding in Town Cars With Boys - 5x11: The End Of The Affair - 5x12: Father And The Bride - 5x13: G.G ——————————————————————————Thank you for listening to todays episode wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Want more of us? Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJw

Hello Upper East Siders, we interrupt your weekly listen with a service announcement that we’ve been awarded as the podcast with the most technical issues, isn’t that exciting? We have earned it. Unfortunately, much like Vanessa’s antics, our file was corrupted and Eve ended up talking to a ghost from 01:17:48. We apologise for the inconvenience and are working behind the scenes to make sure this doesn’t keep happening - XO XO Tv Socialites

Hemingway once said, “All things truly wicked start from innocence” and Lucas Scott was born and ended up on our table, where we ripped into every crime he committed. You can’t be a pretentious serial cheat and get away with it Lucas, we’ll see you on the court - XO XO Tv SocialitesThis season on the Nando’s scale, our next victim, Lucas Scott takes home the trophy for most crimes committed (62) and we obliterate him for being a pretentious asshole with a Peyton-Sawyer-hero-complex. From the most frustrating, drawn out love triangle in teen drama history to bargaining with health, you won’t want to miss this. (We think Lucas should be anyone other than him). The entirety of Lucas’s arc on One Tree Hill is spoiled in this rage driven episode. Please listen at your own risk.

Hey Upper East Siders. We promised we would commute all over the world - Miami, Orange County, Wisteria Lane (wink) - but we do need to get a check up to make sure we're fit to travel. But wait, what in the Sacred Heart is going on here? Blue eyed cuties, incompetent blondies, petty janitors - this hospital has so much to comment on. If we can get Dr Daddy, sorry, Dr Cox, to treat us, we might be staying here a while... Xo xo, TV Socialites (from a pit stop) Ps: Much like Juliet, Elliot doesn’t work here anymore Scrubs Episodes Mentioned: 1x1: My First Day 1x2: My Mentor 1x3: My Best Friends Mistake 1x4: My Old Lady 1x5: My Two Dads 1x6: My Bad 1x7: My Super Ego 1x8: My Fifteen Minutes 1x9:My Day Off 1x10: My Nickname ———————————————————————-Listen to the TV Socialites wherever you enjoy your podcasts: Spotify & Apple Podcasts Follow us Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_tv_socialites?igsh=OWxsb3l3NWZqbGJw

Gossip Girl here, whilst I enjoy sipping martinis on the beach as I observe Serena’s LA antics, I’m ready to return home where, a certain future princess of Monaco is living her best Mamma Mia life. Who’s the daddy B? You can’t avoid it forever, not that your double D team will let you. Also returning to the Upper East Side? Our very own favourite con artist, Ivy Dickens, and she’s ready to show this world that she does belong. Fortunately for us all, with the return of our loved ones comes the exit of Vanessa Abrams, and we are ready to celebrate. This may not be our favourite batch, but we are happy to see her go. -XO XO, TV SocialitesGossip Girl Episodes Covered:4x21: Shattered Bass: (07:56)4x22: The Wrong Goodbye (43:11)5x1: Yes, Than Zero (01:06:46)5x2: Beauty And The Feast (01:31:41)5x3: The Jewel of Denial (01:51:54)

"Hey Upper East Siders. We are more than prepared to say hello to our favourite con artist Charlie/Ivy as we say goodbye to nonce Ben, please die on your way out. Shame Vanessa can't follow him. Instead, she tries to get back into Dan's heart, not that she was ever there to begin with. He is pining for Blair, who is now starring in her own version of Mamma Mia, New York style. Royal fantasies, evil best friends and house arrests - we're here to talk it all. And we will not let Chuck Bass off easy this time." - XO XO TV SOCIALITES Gossip Girl Episodes Covered4x16-4x204x16: While You Weren’t Sleeping4x17: Empire of The Son4x18: The Kids Stay In The Picture4x19: Petty in Pink4x20: The Princesses And The Frog

HEAVY SPOILERS FOR: One Tree HillGlimore Girls Buffy Desperate Housewives Pretty Little Liars The Vampire Diaries How I Met Your Mother90210Girl Meets World

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We interrupt your listening experience with technical difficulties, our connection seemed to have crashed because of Serena and Ben. Expect better reception next week. Bye Ben.

What do you do when your sister is exiled from the upper East Side? Stand by your DanWhat do you do when you’re overcome by hate you have to have sex on every available surface? Stand by your Dan What do you when your dresses are sabotaged? Stand by your Dan What do you when you are Dan? Stand by your Dan or stalk Serena idk.Gossip Girl Episodes Covered 4x6: Easy J 4x7: War at The Roses 4x8: Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore 4x9: The Witches of Bushwick4x10: Gaslit

Please get tested lovelies, if youre lucky you might even get daddy cox to yell at you while you do it, especially if you've indulged your fetishes with an octopus. It's not that deep, after all"

Gossip Girl here, whilst I enjoy sipping a champagne on the beach as I observe the scandals of Miami, the city is calling me home to roll my eyes at Serena and Blair’s antics, and who needs the ice truck killer when you’ve got Chuck Bass at home? But rest easy dark passengers, I’ll be back, I always come back. XO XO Gossip Girl

You know what they say about divine intervention, if you let Jesus take the wheel you can out run the law.. just barely Dexter. Dexter Episodes Covered: - 1x5: Love American Style- 1x6: Return To Sender

Spotted: Clueless, head band girl,Amy Santiago attempting to take down Queen B, doesn’t she know you if you play with fire you get your headband revoked?

Paging Dr Cox, we hear that Serena’s daddy is back in town and trying to steal your title of Dr Daddy, but don’t worry we ordered the firing squad to take out William once and for all. Remove your scrubs William, your liscence has been revoked - XOXO Tv Socialites

Let’s give our boy Dexter, a very suspicious looking plastic hand for not killing a beagle in the making of this episode. We give no flowers to Leshitter for turning on her humanity as if she is Stefan Salvatore. You don’t get points for cleaning up your own guilt, Maria. Dexter Episodes Covered: 1x3: Popping Cherry1x4: Let’s Give The Boy A Hand

Polite reminder Upper East Siders, ignorance isn’t bliss and we don’t give passes to our resident bad boy for his deplorable actions on the rooftop or for playing real life monopoly and selling his girlfriend for a hotel. Dismissal on his crimes gets the TV socialites stamp of disapproval. Art imitates life, life imitates art, art seperated from the artist, critique of the artist. We invite you to make your own choices, but we don’t expect you to be stupid enough to ignore someone on their birthday, attempt to steal your sisters boyfriend, leave your scarf at another woman’s house or sexually suck on fruit. The internet asks, what would Blair Whaldorf do, but we invite you to ask yourself, What would Derota do. Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: 1x13: The Hurt Locket1x14: The Lady Vanished 1x15: The Sixteen Year Old Virgin1x16: The Empire Strikes Jack1x17: Inglorious Basstards

The fictional world is full of shitty men, and none are more shitter than Wisteria Lane’s very own mild child, Tom Scarvo. Tom might not be worthy of Lynette, but he’s worthy of Dexter’s table and our Nandos rage scale. From cheerleader fantasies to WIGS, Tom Scarvo’s asshole is getting ripped wide open.

Happy Thanksgiving, Upper East Siders. This year we are trading gratitude for political scandals, our best friend for a married man who definitely won’t abandon us at the side of the road in a wrecked car, and a celebrity girlfriend for our stalker bestie.Remember Upper East Siders, our lives are not so glamorous from the inside, don’t look too close through the windows. You may not like what you find. Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: 3x8: The Grandfather pt23x9: They Shoot Humphrey’s Don’t They?3x10: The Last Days Of Discostick3x11: The Treasures of Serena Madre3x12: The Debarted

Welcome to the dollhouse, Dexter. On your fridge you’ll find a strategically placed doll head. Please open the door to claim your reward. Dexter Episodes Covered: Pilot 1x02: Crocodile Tears

Spotted: Brooklyn Gothic Barbie unleashing her inner dark passenger and spilling yoghurt instead of blood. Remember Upper East Siders, yoghurt kills.Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: 3x3: The Lost Boy 3x4: Dan De Fleurette 3x5: Rufus Getting Married 3x6: Enough About Eve 3x7: How To Succeed In Bassness

From serial killers to serial brides, Lily Vanderwoodsen is getting married again, and we’ve received our yearly invitation. Surprise Mother fucker, Serena has a new dad, Lily and Rufus have a new son, and tables are flipped instead of topped. You don’t want to miss the event of the year. ​ XO XO, Tv SocialitesGossip Girl Episodes Covered: 3x3: The Lost Boy 3x4: Dan De Fleurette 3x5: Rufus Getting Married 3x6: Enough About Eve 3x7: How To Succeed In Bassness

That’s right upper east siders, we’re headed to Miami to solve some crimes and be very anti social

Even Gossip Girl has technical difficulties and we here at Tv Socialities HQ apologise for the interruption

Once More, with scandal, that’s the way of the upper east side where my labels are the only ones that matter. You think changing location means you can out run me? I’m there with you always, reminding you that Serena Vanderwoodsen, you will always be irrelevant. You might have graduated from high school, but you can’t take the high school out of the girl. This year will be a hellmouth.

Oops, Serena did it again, ran away and got married to another soggy bread man in Spain after a drunken night, Gabriel, yet another man on our disapproval list. This week is messy from drunken marriages, to interrupted religious ceremonies and and hurricane Blair taking down her friends one at a time. Grab your umbrellas Upper East Siders, we hear the he rain in Spain doesn’t stay mainly in the plane

Someone give Chuck Bass his flowers for his powerful performance of grief but Blair isn’t receiving flowers this year because she didn’t get into Yale. Dan and Serena may think their new English teacher is the greatest, but here at Tv Socialites HQ, we send Nonces straight to jail.Grab your orange jump suit Rachel, Blair might not be going to Yale but You’re going to Jail. *No Rory Glimore’s were harmed in the production of this episode*XO XO, Tv Socialites Gossip Girl Episodes Covered:2x13: O Brother, Where Bart Thou? 2x14: in The Realm Of Basses 2x15: Gone With The Will2x16: You’ve Got Yale2x17: Carnal Knowledge

It’s a wonderful life on the Upper East side full of secrets, lies and scandals and we are ready to expose it all under fluorescent lights. The frustration at Serena’s choice in bland and pretentious men increases, Cyrus has finally arrived and stolen our hearts, Little J desires to be Nathan Scott and Muffy’s Muff got stuffed. Here at TV Socialites, We question everything and trust nobody. XO XO Tv Socialites Gossip Girl Episodes Covered:- 2x8: Pret-a-Poor J- 2x9: there might be blood2x10: bonfire of the vanity 2x11: the magnificent Archibald’s 2x12: it’s a wonderful lie

Merry Christmas Dear Listeners! Charlie and Eve take you through their top Holiday specials, the sisterhood of the travelling Tv shows if you will. Find out Why Gilmore Girls means so much to Charlie, Eve’s undying love for Mr Feeney and Little J’s transformation from Brooklyn Baddie to Gothic Rock Band Queen.

How do you lose a Dan in 10 days? You don’t take accountability for your privilege and order a Nairtini. Vanessa the activist is terrible at blackmail, Blair is having a BRAT Summer and Jenny continues to be exploited by Eleanor, at least she does it in style. We invite you to be front row at our fashion show, after all it’s tradition. - XO XO, Tv Socialites Gossip Girl Episodes Covered:- 2x3: The Dark Night- 2x4: The Ex Files - 2x5: The Serena Also Rises - 2x6: New Haven Can Wait - 2x7: Chuck in Real Life

Stay in school kids. Fashion school, that is. Little J invents the grind culture after her exile from B's throne while Georgina gets exiled all the way to bible camp. Derena get a staph infection from doing the devil's tango in a coach toilet and Chuck invents ghosting. Oh, and there's royalty (apparently).Episodes covered: 1x16: All About My Brother 1x17: Woman On The Verge 1x18: Much A Do About Nothing2x1: Summer Kind Of Wonderful2x2: Never Been Marcused

Grab your skates, Roman is in town and we hear things are about to get slippery. Vanessa is in love with Dan, Serena is begging not to be Brallie and Charlie reveals why she doesn’t like Rufus and Lily. We promise you don’t want to miss this. -XO XO Tv Socialites(Gossip Girl 1x11-1x15)Episodes Covered: -1x11: Roman Holiday - 1x12: School Lies -1x13: A thin line between Chuck and Nate1x14:The Blair Bitch Project1x15: Desperately Seeking Serena

HAPPY THANKSGIVING UPPER EAST SIDERS, We know you like your turkey stuffed, your pie warm and your tea HOT. That’s exactly what we’re dishing up over here at Tv Socialites HQ (GOSSIP GOSSIP GIRL 1x6-1x10). Serena can’t get laid, Vanessa is climbing through a window near you and Rufus outs himself as a horse girl. You won’t want to miss this oneXOXO Tv Socialites Episodes Covered:-1x6: The Handmaidens Tale -1x7: Victor Victrola - 1x8: Seventeen Candles- 1x9: Blair Whaldorf Must Pie1x10: Hi, Society

Welcome to TV Socialites with Charlie and Eve and to our debut episode!!! This week we discussed Gossip Girl episodes 1 through 5 of the first season and we really get into our juicy opinions of Chuck, Serena and Eleanor. I should’ve mentioned this at the start but we are going to be spoiling every episode Episodes covered:,- Pilot - 1x2: The wild brunch -1x3: Poison Ivy 1x4: Bad News Blair 1x5: Dare Devil