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The Twain Train
by Mark Twain
Welcome aboard The Twain Train - the only conveyance I know of that runs on steam, mischief, and an alarming shortage of good sense.I’m Mark Twain (or a remarkably convincing echo of him), and I’ve brought along two specialists in trouble: Tom Sawyer, who can turn a fence into a fortune, and Huckleberry Finn, who can turn a quiet afternoon into a full-blown escape. Together we’ll drift the Mississippi, dodge respectability, and uncover the kind of truths that prefer to arrive wearing a joke.So settle in, keep your hands inside the imagination at all times, and mind the gap between what folks say they are and what they’ll do when nobody’s looking. Next stop: adventure.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 42
In which a lively family reunion unfolds amidst concerns for a boy’s health and the fate of a captive, with spirited debates and heartfelt testimonies revealing the true nature of a faithful servant. The tale is punctuated by secret schemes, misunderstandings, and the merry meddling of young adventurers, all set against the backdrop of rural kindness and earnest endeavour.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 41
In which a kindly old doctor sets off to tend a curious injury on a raft, and the boy, Tom, navigates a curious mix of familial concern and local gossip while waiting anxiously for his companions’ safe return. The household buzzes with speculation and good-natured chatter about strange goings-on, all while Aunt Sally’s poignant worry and tender care provide a steady, heartfelt centre to the stirring scene.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 40
In which a scheme unfolds under the cloak of night, stirring a restless crowd and stirring the heart of a young rascal who finds himself caught in a mixture of fear and excitement as plans hurrying to their climax are hatched. The precarious balance of bravery, trust, and cunning holds the trio tight as they dare the encircling danger and ready a secret journey for aid with careful instructions woven from a lifetime of scrapes.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 39
In which a lively assortment of rats, spiders, and snakes is cleverly employed to vex a certain household, causing Aunt Sally no small amount of commotion and constant alarm. Also, a crafty plan unfolds involving secret messages, disguises, and warnings aimed to outwit suspicious onlookers and prepare for a daring escapade.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 38
In which the fellows set about crafting pens, designing a noble coat of arms, and preparing a solemn inscription for their prisoner’s prison cell, all with Tom’s over-the-top enthusiasm and a fair share of mischief. As they wrestle with the trials of engraving on rock and the curious idea of taming rattlesnakes, poor Jim finds himself burdened by more fuss and bother than he ever bargained for in captivity.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 37
In which the cunning youngsters concoct a crafty scheme involving missing household items and a cleverly baked pie, all the while managing to stir a right commotion without letting on to the full intent of their undertakings. Through a mix of mischief, quick wits, and a certain amount of patience, they navigate the trials of domestic disorder with a child's earnest ingenuity and a touch of harmless rebellion.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 36
In which Huck and Tom set about their elaborate and wearisome plan to dig Jim out from beneath his bed, armed with nothing but picks and case-knives and a resolve stronger than their blistered hands. They share schemes for smuggling in supplies and confide in Jim, all the while contending with curious dogs and mischievous notions of witch pies, as they pursue their daring adventure with boyish glee and steadfast principle.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 35
In which a pair of scheming young chaps plot an escape with all the grand theatricality and fanciful contrivances befitting knights and prisoners of old, fussing over details like rope ladders hidden in beds and journals penned with iron-rust ink. The more sensible Huck wonders at the necessity of such elaborate fuss, while Tom’s imaginations run as wild as ever, convinced that only the most complicated and romantic of plans will do for their endeavour.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 34
In which two boys, brimful of youthful cunning, set their heads to a peculiar enterprise involving the rescue of a man held captive in a modest hut, devising clever plans and sneaking about with the solemnity of a secret society. They encounter a fretful servant plagued by mysterious fears of witches, whose worries colour their midnight dealings, a small slice of the curious and earnest world they inhabit.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 33
In which I meet up with Tom Sawyer again and we hatch a plan involving a borrowed trunk and a secret we must keep close to our chests, while our arrival at Aunt Sally's stirs curious commotion and the usual Southern hospitality. Later, we witness a rough crowd's harsh treatment of two poor fellows, leaving me to ponder the curious ways of conscience and cruelty in this world.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 32
In which a lonesome cotton plantation sets the scene for a young man’s arrival, greeted with warm embraces and a whirlwind of questions that threaten to unravel his carefully woven tales. As he navigates a delicate dance of truth and deceit amidst the bustling household, the quiet tension before an expected arrival looms like a shadow on the sunny day.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 31
In which the raft drifts far south and the king and duke, those two miserable frauds, try every crooked scheme they can dream up only to land themselves in deeper trouble, with Huck stuck in a hard place when Jim is taken away under grim circumstances. The a boy’s conscience wrestles mightily with itself as he plots a desperate plan to rescue his friend and make things right by and by.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 30
In which the king and the duke confront each other over a hidden stash of money, revealing their cunning and distrust in a lively dispute that turns to humour and reconciliation by nightfall. The episode captures the restless jangling of conscience and the uneasy alliances that bind together such crafty sorts as these.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 29
In which a suspicious pair of gentlemen arrive in town claiming to be brothers of a recently deceased man, leading to a fierce and stormy investigation that sets the whole community in an uproar. The river’s edge becomes the scene of a wild chase and a desperate night, where secrets and deceptions seem tangled as thick as the thunderclouds overhead.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 28
In which Huck, with a keen eye and a wary heart, unravels a tangled web of deceit around the Wilks family, guiding Mary Jane to safety while plotting a cunning plan to outwit the scoundrels masquerading as her uncles. The auction begins, stirring a crowd into a raucous frenzy, while Huck braces for the next turn in this curious and vexing adventure.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 27
In which I find myself slipping quietly through slumbering watchers and sorrowful relatives, as the solemnity of a funeral unfolds with all its mournful ceremonies and a sly undertaker’s deftness. There’s trouble brewing in the air when certain shifty characters grow uneasy about strange goings-on, and I’m caught in the middle, pondering the tangled consequences of meddling in affairs too big and tangled for a humble lad like me.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 26
In which Huck and the conmen find lodging in Mary Jane’s home and Huck begins to see through their sly schemes whilst navigating delicate lies and local manners with the utmost care. He stakes a quiet claim to protect what he can, spying and plotting in the shadows as the others scheme over their ill-gotten gains.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 25
In which a crowd gathers to greet two solemn gentlemen claiming kinship to a recently deceased man, as they perform tearful ceremonies and dole out an unexpected fortune to the man's grateful nieces. Yet, amidst the fustian speeches and displays of sympathy, a sharp-eyed doctor arrives to cast doubt on their true identities, stirring a tempest of suspicion among the gathered friends and family.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 24
In which a cunning duke and king devise a curious and rather comic disguise for Jim, dressing him as a “Sick Arab” to spare him the misery of being tied up while they make their schemes on the riverbanks. The king, adopting the air of a pious Englishman, engages a well-informed local stranger in deep talk about the recently deceased Peter Wilks and his kin, while the two impostors then put on a woeful display of grief to gain the sympathy of the townsfolk.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 23
In which a lively spectacle is staged by a couple of itinerant frauds, much to the delight and later dismay of the local townsfolk, whose reactions oscillate between eager enthusiasm and well-aimed reprisals. Meanwhile, the river journey continues with reflections on the nature of royalty and a heart-wrenching glimpse into the tender sorrows of a faithful companion, painting a vivid picture of hardship and humanity.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 22
In which a restless crowd descends upon a man’s homestead, only to be sternly faced down by his cold, unyielding courage that lays bare their own timid nature, and the manner of mobs and their borrowed bravery is drawn out in plain, scornful truth. Afterwards, the scene shifts to a circus of splendid marvels and lively jesters, where raucous laughter and astonishing feats fill the air, but a failing show prompts a cunning scheme to draw a crowd with promises of high tragedy and scandalous exclusivity.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 21
In which a pair of lively tragedians set about rehearsing their Shakespearean show with great gusto on the raft, whilst the nearby town buzzes with gossip, fights, and the ill-tempered antics of a drunkard named Boggs. The people gather thick as flies to witness a fatal shooting that shakes the town and stirs up a fierce call for vigilante justice, revealing the rough-and-tumble nature of frontier life.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 20
In which a fierce storm tests the courage and vigilance of our raft-faring company, and the duke and the king hatch schemes to turn their misadventures into profit by adopting roles on a country stage and stirring lively camp-meeting crowds. Amidst the cacophony of preaching and piety, the raft's company concoct a clever ruse to travel by day, all while enduring the rough river and reckonings with their own follies.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 19
In which Huck and Jim enjoy the lazy, peaceful days drifting along the great river, finding comfort in the stillness, the stars, and the gentle lonesomeness of the water. They take aboard two peculiar strangers, a self-proclaimed duke and king, whose grandiose claims bring a curious sort of companionship to their quiet raft life.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 18
In which young Huck finds himself caught between two feuding families of the aristocracy, the Grangerfords and the Shepherdsons, where lively guns and grudges mark their rough hospitality. In the midst of this turmoil, Huck reunites with his faithful companion Jim, and together they find refuge once more upon their trusty raft, feeling a taste of freedom on the wide, open river.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 17
In which a drenched young chap named “George Jackson” finds himself cautiously welcomed into a kindly household, where the warmth of food, clothing, and curious company swiftly chases away the chill of his river misadventure. The quiet domestic scene unfolds with glimpses of homely comforts, lively chatter, and not the least a peculiar gallery of solemn portraits and tender verses penned by a departed girl of the family.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 16
In which two wayfarers drift down a mighty river, their minds tangled with hope and conscience alike, as they edge closer to freedom’s elusive shore but find themselves thwarted by misfortune and their own moral wrestling. The night’s quiet is pierced by a fearsome steamboat, and what once seemed a clear path now dissolves into uncertainty and unexpected peril on the riverbank.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 15
In which a thick fog separates Huck from the raft and Jim, plunging him into a bewildering struggle to find his way and make sense of echoing calls amidst swirling river channels. When they are reunited, Jim recounts a haunting dream that casts a somber light on their troubles and teaches Huck a heartfelt lesson about friendship and regret.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 14
In which Huck and Jim discover a trove of goods from a wreck and spend a lazy afternoon discussing fanciful tales of kings and royalty, with Jim questioning the wisdom behind their grandiose ways. Their conversation turns to language and manners, where Huck tries—unsuccessfully—to explain French, revealing Jim’s candid and humorous perspective on the curious world beyond their own.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 13
In which Huck and Jim narrowly escape a perilous wreck, rescuing themselves from a dreadful situation with silent haste and cunning, before Huck takes it upon himself to seek aid by rowing to shore through stormy darkness. Along the way, Huck encounters a watchman and learns the particulars of the calamity that befell a certain company stranded on the wreck, prompting him to plan a rescue despite the ominous night and heavy river current.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 12
In which Huck and Jim cleverly conceal their raft amidst the cottonwoods and journey silently down the Mississippi, living off the river and narrowly avoiding detection while marvelling at the great cities they pass by night. They then stumble upon a stranded steamboat in a thunderstorm and uncover a dark and dangerous secret among its occupants, setting their wits to finding a way to escape the peril.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 11
In which a weary traveller named Sarah Mary Williams arrives at a stranger’s house with a heavy tale, leading to an uneasy conversation that peels back the layers of a town shadowed by suspicion and hidden truths. After a narrow escape, she returns to warn a loyal companion, prompting a swift and silent departure under the cloak of night.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 10
In which Huck and Jim deal with a snakebite misadventure that tests their superstitions and remedies while navigating the uncertainties of life on the river. Huck then takes a daring step to gather news by disguising himself as a girl and venturing into town under the cloak of night.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 09
In which Huck and Jim discover a spacious cavern on the island to store their traps and shelter from fierce summer storms, enjoying the wild calm and company of curious creatures around them. They also find a drifting house containing signs of sudden departure and gather useful items before quietly returning to their island refuge.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 08
In which Huck finds himself hidden away on an island, evading those who believe him drowned, and strikes up a cautious but heartening companionship with Jim, a runaway with a knack for superstitions and tales of misadventure. Together, they share their stories and simple meals, filling the days with quiet observation and the occasional glimpse of humanity beyond the river's edge.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 07
In which a young lad, restless and cunning, prepares to slip away from his sour and unpredictable guardian by crafting a clever trail of misdirection and packing a modest collection of supplies into a hidden canoe. As moonlight guides his silent journey, he finds refuge on a solitary island in the river, watching the lumber-rafts drift by and pondering the quiet hours before dawn.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 06
In which a boy finds himself confined by a troublesome guardian in a remote cabin, enduring hardship and brewing plans to escape the harsh confines of his solitary imprisonment. As the nights grow longer and his captor's moods wilder, the boy sharpens his wits and readies himself for a desperate bid for freedom amidst a world as unforgiving as the forest around him.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 05
In which a dishevelled and menacing visitor, claiming to be Huck’s father, imposes his rough ways and demands the money Huck is said to have, leading to a series of troubles that strain the household. Despite a brief, touching attempt at reform by a kindly judge, the old man’s nature proves stubborn and unruly, much to the concern and despair of all involved.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 04
In which Huck learns to tolerate school and the widow’s ways, grapples with a streak of bad luck marked by spilled salt and curious footprints, and takes a decisive step with his fortune that puzzles even Judge Thatcher. He then consults Jim’s magical hair-ball for guidance on his father’s mysterious return, receiving a mixed prophecy of trouble and joy that leaves him uneasy as he confronts an unexpected presence at home.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 03
In which Huck contemplates the curious effectiveness of prayer and the notion of Providence with a mixture of scepticism and honesty, all the while keeping an uneasy eye out for his troublesome father. Meanwhile, he and Tom Sawyer engage in imaginative escapades involving grand adventures and fanciful tales of genies, elephants, and enchanted treasure, though Huck suspects there’s more make-believe than reality behind it all.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 02
In which a gang of youngsters, inspired by daring tales of robbers and pirates, swear oaths of secrecy and plot their fantastical deeds from a secret cave, all the while tangled up in boyish notions of murder, ransom, and high adventure. Amidst these grand designs, we glimpse the simple, restless cravings of youth—its itching that must not be scratched, its thrills that must be secretly chased by moonlight down riverbanks and through shadowy woods.
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter 01
In which a young lad named Huck Finn gives a plain and honest account of his uneasy time being 'sivilized' by the Widow Douglas and Miss Watson, all the while wrestling with the constraints of their notions and the eerie loneliness of a quiet night. With a nod to youthful mischief and friendship, Huck’s story takes a turn as he quietly escapes to seek the company of his old companion, Tom Sawyer.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 33 to 35
In which we witness the solemn discovery of a notorious cave-bound fate and the triumphant uncovering of a hidden treasure that stirs the hearts and imaginations of a small village. These adventures lead to a grand assembly where youthful fortunes are revealed amid newfound respect and the stirring promise of future escapades.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 31 and 32
In which we witness Tom and Becky’s adventurous wanderings through the winding and wondrous caverns, their mounting dread as darkness and confusion close in, and the small comforts they share amidst great peril. The tale moves then to the anxious village waiting for their return, the joyous relief when they are found, and the lingering shadows cast by a sinister presence lurking within the cave’s depths.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 30
In which we quietly witness Huck seeking refuge and confessing a secret that places him in delicate peril, while a community is roused by the near capture of some nefarious characters and the stirring aftermath unfolds. The town’s serene Sunday turns into a somber vigil as the disappearance of two youngsters casts a shadow, leaving hearts anxious and hope thin as they embark on a weary hunt through cavernous passages.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 29
In which we see the children of the village revel with laughter and mischief during a delightful picnic, their spirits carried aloft by the promise of friendship and secrets shared beneath the sheltering oaks. Meanwhile, a shadow threads through the night as Huck Finn trails two furtive figures, drawn by voices whispering dark designs in the gloom near the Widow Douglas’ home.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 27 and 28
In which we find Tom and Huck wrestling with the uncertain reality of their recent treasure adventure and embarking upon a cautious, shadowy quest to uncover the secrets behind a mysterious locked room and its somber occupant. Their nights grow long and tension thick as they stake out the eerie tavern, balancing fear and resolve in the flickering darkness and downpours that test their mettle and friendship.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapter 26
In which we find our young adventurers momentarily sidelined by a superstitious aversion to Friday, turning instead to a game of Robin Hood before mustering courage to investigate the eerie haunted house with all its shadows and whispered fears. Meanwhile, the unwelcome presence of strange men with dark designs casts a heavy cloud over the once-tranquil treasure hunt, stirring unease and stirring Tom and Huck’s wits to their sharpest edge.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 24 and 25
In which we observe young Tom and Huck caught between the fleeting honours of heroism and the shadowy fears that haunt a boy’s heart, as they harbour a restless longing for adventure beneath the moonlit sky. We see these stalwart spirits delving into the secrets of treasure hunting, emboldened by tales of hidden chests beneath dead trees and haunted houses, yet tempered by the eerie whispers of ghosts and the solemn hush of midnight shadows.
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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Chapters 21 to 23
In which we witness the solemn examinations and declamations at the village school, complete with trembling boys, lofty speeches, and the caper of a gilded scalp atop a most serious schoolmaster’s head; and observe Tom’s uneasy vacation marked by his cadet’s promise, a somber trial, and an unshakable secret shared with his faithful friend. The drama unfolds in quiet whispers and courtroom suspense, where loyalty and fear entwine as young Tom takes an unexpected stand amid the crowd’s tense anticipation.
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Welcome aboard The Twain Train - the only conveyance I know of that runs on steam, mischief, and an alarming shortage of good sense.I’m Mark Twain (or a remarkably convincing echo of him), and I’ve brought along two specialists in trouble: Tom Sawyer, who can turn a fence into a fortune, and Huckleberry Finn, who can turn a quiet afternoon into a full-blown escape. Together we’ll drift the Mississippi, dodge respectability, and uncover the kind of truths that prefer to arrive wearing a joke.So settle in, keep your hands inside the imagination at all times, and mind the gap between what folks say they are and what they’ll do when nobody’s looking. Next stop: adventure.
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