The Two Cocks Podcast

We are back! It's a Zoom episode, and really chilled. We chat about loads, including Smithy's new puppy and Elson's recent holidaySmithy's signal made him look like a CCTV image from Crimewatch, and we have a listener "Get in the bin"As always, get your content to us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We cover Thorns, Sperm Races, Rivers and Duncan Ferguson.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We cover Elson's charity Quiz Night and all the fun, chaos and generosity it brought! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reunited! We cover Ultra Marathons, Anniversaries, Birthdays and food! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are at The Brent Knoll Inn and we discuss Ramadan, Cat Shit Coffee and Hot Fuzz!Smithy brings a debate about football stadiums, and then we run out of steam and descend into a long ass game of Bottom Trumps!As always, get your content in to us @twocockspodcast and [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at the Red Cow, and this time we are outside! Lovely sunny pub garden!Smithy has Top Cock and Cock Head Mechanics, and Elson has Top Cock and Cock Heads from the animation industrySmithy has this weeks debate of what you'd bring back from your childhoodAs always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're at The Red Cow in Brent Knoll, and its lovely!Smithy talks about his upcoming Ultra Marathon, and Elson is his own Cock Head for the second week running!We get Bray's answers for the football league question, and debate our Death Row MealsAs always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, we are at one place we never thought we would be - A Garden Centre Cafe!Elson has had a great time at a wedding, Smithy has a great time with Elson's parents and in laws! And the boys tackle a debate we have been sitting on for a while!We also have a lovely gift from a previous guest! The reaction is brilliant!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are back at The Royal Oak, and it is pure pub chat, multiple tangents and a lot of openness around Men's Mental Health.Great episode to record, and thank you to The Royal Oak for having usAs always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are at The Royal Oak this week! Elson has a psychological dilemma for Smithy that within 3 minutes becomes about getting bummed in prison...Enjoy..As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back... At Smithy's Mum's! But we're in person and flying!At least we were until we lost our recording 20 minutes in and had to start again...Great episode covering Trump, Glass Making, and Group Chat EtiquetteAs always get your content to us @twocockspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, we cover our recent stag do. Elson has an allotment and a story about a minute's silence, Smithy has been kicked (in a good way), and we round off with some jokes from the internet!As always get your content to us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elson has a Top Cock and Cock Head from the same place, Smithy has invented a new game, and we have an actual "Phone In!"We also talk Rolf Harris, Hyenas, Dyslexia and a Stag Do!No logic, complete chaos. Enjoy!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're on Zoom again this week, and we have absolutely 0 plan!Elson brings a quick debate about the origin of Pub Names, and as usual we take it to dark and ridiculous places!Smithy chats about how grateful he is for all the baby messages him and Elle have received, he also goes on to say he has recently upset some Vegans..Complete shambles from start to finish. But we have LOADS of jokes, and a bit of a Meme-Off at the end!As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] please feel free to buy us a coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're on Zoom again this week. Please enjoy Smithy's frantic search for a mic at the start of the episode!We both chat about our weekends just gone, and Smithy has a great debate about food cuisines!As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] please feel free to buy us a coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're on Zoom this week, but we try and bring the same energy as usual!Elson chats about using his "App Timer" as his "Top Cock", whilst Smithy talks about his wife's new App which is "Like Tinder For Mums"As per, we go off on a few tangents and talk about HMRC, Renaming Bridges and Comment Sections on 'The Hub'...As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] please feel free to buy us a coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are at the Consti again, and we are celebrating our 50th Birthday!Smithy brings some Reddit dilemmas, and Elson brings a new game where the listeners can get involved!As always get you content to us @twocockspodcastAnd feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are at the Consti again, and covering a wide range of topics!We have a fantastic debate about Memories, and one about using censored terms online.The flow on this one was incredible, great back and forth, and in our opinion is one of our best and most balanced episodes in a while!As always get you content to us @twocockspodcastAnd feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our birthday! We celebrate by going over our highlights of 2024, and look forward to 2025. We go through some Debates, News Stories, and "Am I The Asshole?" questions from the world of Reddit!As always, get you content into us @twocockspodcast and [email protected] free to buy us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at The Hickory Inn, and we love it!Smithy is hanging after a crate and half of Thatchers, Elson has some great news regarding his Dad, and we have a debate from Mrs Elson!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast and [email protected] feel free to buy us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at Smithy's house!Having a great time with our makeshift audience (our wives were sat in the same room..)We cover some great "Would You Rather's" from some of our listeners, Smithy delves into his new 'Dad Joke' book, and Elson has an issue about a shoe that he just can't let go!As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast and [email protected] you can buy us a drink at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE ARE BACK!We discuss the boy's Christmas plans, Smithy's new job and Elson's work on the new trailer!We have a great debate from a listener about albums, and some political chat that naturally goes off on a tangent!As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast and [email protected] you can buy us a drink at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our final episode at the services... Thanks for your hospitality..A quick episode this week to say thank you for all the support this year!We are very very grateful, and hopefully the fact we have recorded 3 weeks worth of content in a services car park at 9pm on a Thursday is testament to how much we are committed to this podcastYou're all absolute legends, so have a wicked Christmas, and we'll see you all in the new year!As always get you content to us @twocockspodcastAnd feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are back at the Taunton Deane Services!Smithy's truck has ran out of battery, and we have a saviour of a Top Cock who gets it back up and running!We discuss Sam Smith, Korean Soldiers, Tradesmen and Art Work as well as tackling a debate from the world of Reddit!As always get you content to us @twocockspodcastAnd feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are at one place we never thought we'd record... The car park at Taunton Deane Services!We told you... We're committed!We discuss what Ex-Premier League footballer has been caught playing Knock Knock Ginger, Elson finds a debate from Reddit adn we have a fantastic listener "Would You Rather?"As always get you content to us @twocockspodcast And feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for our final episode (this time) at The Hickory Inn!This is a complete unplanned shambles but we manage to make it work!Thanks to Kerri for our debate!Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're 40! And we didn't mention it at all! We're back at The Hickory Inn and loving it!Elson has a funny debate and a series recommendation, Smithy has some Australia stories and gas..As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at The Hickory Inn and we have some great shouts from the listeners this week We have some things for our "In The Bin" segment, a guest debate and of course, some guest jokes!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are at The Hickory Inn!Smithy is back from his travels, Elson has prepared some questions, and we have our sound effects back!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back, Smithy is on his way home from the airport so he stops into Elson's for a coffee and a chat!We briefly discuss Smithy and Elle's travels before our Australian Special next week, we also chat about Adam & April's wedding, and their incredible dance!Halloween jokes are shit and hard to find but we do our best, we also have a great shout out for friend of the Pod, Hughesy's Movember Pledge!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] free to buy us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elson & Wyatt are back on Zoom!Elson says something that makes him feel old, Wyatt has some shitty travel experiences, and then brings some hilarious "Would You Rathers"As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast on socials or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in Smithy's absence, Wyatt has kindly offered to step in as a guest host and he BRINGS IT with the best Cock Head story Elson has ever heard!He also brings a really good debate to make you think, and some classic jokes!As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Football Special! We are back at The Consti and Bray joins us again.The boys give their 90/00s XI, and their 00/10s XI, Bray has a hilarious Top Cock, and Smithy gets the ball rolling on our Two Cocks Podcast XIEnjoy! As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back at The Consti, an old favourite and work place of the famous Julie! This week we have a great friend of the boys, and friend of the pod, Bray on to talk about his career in freight forwarding and answer the boys questions! As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules again this week!This one is a right laugh! Smithy has a great off the cuff debate about how a local becomes a local and Elson calls out some shit behaviour!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules this week! This one is a right laugh! Smithy finally gets his camera working, we have a stupid debate, and Elson has a heartfelt poem for our former England Manager!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our final episode at The Crown & Anchor, what a pub! We celebrate 30 episodes! Elson's top cock sends Smithy off on a tangent, and we have some amazing listener jokes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at The Crown & Anchor! We shout out the amazing Rufus Rice, Smithy has a long winded Cock Head, and we have a guest debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at The Crown & Anchor with part 2 of our animation special with Aaron Prout!Hear our favourite animated films, Smithy's will not surprise you... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we are at The Crown & Anchor, Plymouth and we are discussing Elson's profession of Animation, with his old Technical Demonstrator, and great friend of the Pod, Aaron Prout.We have greatly improved our sound quality, and we hope you enjoy it. Smithy is excited by our new podcast toy as it includes sound effects! This episode is a 2 parter as we have loads to cover. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our usual shambles, but with our first returing guest!Neil joins us to talk about his new venture with the RSPCA, we have TWO blind rankings, and as usual, the episode descends into CHAOS! You do not want to miss this one!As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we discuss if there should be a death penalty, it sounds like a heavy topic, but with Smithy being at least 6 pints deep it just ends up with some mad ideas!The rhyming game makes a return, and Elson has a very special mention.As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are at The Riff Corner in Clevedon, great venue!We discuss Englands Euros exit, Bandaged Ears, and Toys and Games of the 90s!As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we thank The Royal Oak for having us, Smithy has a hilarious 'Golden' news story and we have a Royal Debate!As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back at the Royal Oak in Clevedon, this time with a special guest, Elson's wedding videographer, Ben Pope!Ben takes us through the world of wedding videography, the good, the bad, and the ugly, and has also brought some of his own Top Cocks, Cock Heads and a quick Mass Debate!As always, get your content in to us @twocockspodcast on socials and [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess Who's Back, Back Again.. Elson's back from Honeymoon, and we discuss all things Norway, Smithy has a great Blind Ranking for Elson, and we briefly discuss what Scams are so accepted that we don't know they're scams. As usual we have some great Top Cocks, Cock Heads and Jokes! Please get your content in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email [email protected]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we say Happy 4th July to our American listeners (even though we don't know what its for..), Smithy has a funny cock head which is quite relevant to the general election, and we talk about our funniest stories from work! We also have a dilemma from our mate Nugget!As always, get your 'Top Cocks', 'Cock Heads', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us @twocockspodcast on socials and email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what happened in the Sports Direct Saga!We discuss our thoughts behind the infamous Madeleine McCann case, which leads us to some ridiculous conspiracy theories, Elson gives Smithy our first ever Blind Ranking, and have some listener jokes!As always, get your jokes, content ideas or anything else over to us @twocockspodcast on socials or [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Elson's new car, and he has a poem to his old Peugeot! Smithy brings this week's Mass Debate and questions if we should have a Fat Tax, we have some listener jokes, and we get carried away playing Yo Momma!As always, get your 'Cock Heads', 'Top Cocks', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us on socials @TwoCocksPodcast and email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back, and theres only one place to start, Smithy has FINISHED his marathon. An amazing achievement, and we spend the episode going over what he enjoyed about it (not much), and what he didn't (quite a lot). Elson has a conspiracy theory and we have our first "Would You Rather"As always get your jokes, 'Top Cocks', 'Cock Heads' or anything else over to us @TwoCocksPodcast on Socials, and email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.