The Two-minute Wind-down

We close out this season with a rough loss to the Seahawks in the Divisional Round, but also with a storybook season that includes new players, gritty wins, and lots of hope to carry us into the offseason.Join us for this last Two-minute Wind-down of the 2025-2026 season of 49ers football and thank you for a great season, Niners!49ers @ Seahawks Wind-down | Saturday, January 17, 2026 | Final Score: 6-41

I didn't believe! Then I could not believe! And now I believe again!The Niners take down the Eagles in this week's wildcard matchup and I need at least a nap before this Saturday's rematch against the Seahawks. Get some rest with this week's Two-minute Wind-down.49ers v. Eagles Wind-down | Sunday, January 11, 2026 | Final score: 23-19

Welp, we’re playoff bound. With no remaining players. Whee.As the Niners crank up that hyperbaric chamber Fred Warner's been recovering in, join us as we stare blankly into the void in this week’s Two-Minute Wind-down.49ers v. Seahawks Wind-down | Saturday, January 3, 2026 | Final score: 3-13 :(

It was 40-ish degrees at Levi's Stadium, but no one was as cold as the Niners' defense in the last four seconds of this game. If this thrilling shootout left you tired and weary, unwind with this week's Two-minute Wind-down.49ers vs. Bears Wind-down | Sunday, December 28, 2025 | Final Score: 42-38

Christmas week kicked off with a huge Niners win over the Colts, where Dee Winters’ pick-six quickly put us in the holiday spirit, and the sound Eddy Pinero’s 64-yard crossbar kick (it’d be good from 63!) rang in this week’s celebrations. Gratitude and cheer imbue this week’s Two-Minute Wind-down.49ers v. Colts Wind-down | Monday, December 22, 2025 | Final Score: 48-27

If you've been Christmas shopping and have been looking for a colander that allows stuff to pass through with incredible ease, look no further than the Niners defense on December 14th, 2025!With your holiday shopping complete and a triumphant Niners win, strain out any residual tension from this game in this week's Two-minute Wind-down.49ers @ Titans Wind-down | Sunday, December 14, 2025 | Final Score: 37-24

Maybe you almost felt the windchill through your TV screen as the Niners beat the Browns on this cold day in Cleveland. Find your fuzziest blanket and curl up to this week’s Two-minute Wind-down.49ers @ Browns Wind-down | Sunday, November 30, 2025 | Final Score: 26-8

3 INTs, 1 fumble, and 1 post-game scuffle lead us to a rough-around-the-edges win against CMC's former team. Wind down on the way to Turkey Day in this week's Two-minute Wind-down.49ers v. Panthers Wind-down | Monday, November 24, 2025 | Final Score: 20-9

Skyy Moore and Deommodore Lenoir had a great day. Eddy Piñeiro had a terrible, horrible, so good from 47, very bad day. Some days are just like that, so you might need to sink into this week’s Two-minute Wind-down.(49ers @ Cardinals | Sunday, November 16, 2025 | Final Score: 41-22

Lowered expectations from a roster full of injuries helped to soften the blow of this week's loss to the Rams. As we start the second half of this season, reset with this week's Two-minute Wind-down.

This week’s steady march to victory over the Giants finds us incredulously standing at 6-3. Let’s recap and relax in this week’s Two-minute Wind-down.

Wind down for a beat or two,And you'll feel better,Through and through,This we can provide to you,On this week’s Two-minute Wind-down

This week, Shanahan and Saleh suit up as wizards to magically transform a rag-tag team of new players and CMC into the 5-2 team that sits atop the NFC West. Replay this cozy comeback story in this week's Two-minute Wind-down.

Is the season over? It can't be -- I JUST bought all of my fall-themed gameday snacks at Trader Joe's. Review this and many other mid-game meltdowns in today's Two-minute Wind-down.

This game was bananas. Mac Jones' E-L-E-V-E-N B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Grab a late-night snack and join us for a Thursday evening edition of The Two-minute Wind-down.

The Jaguars dole out the Niners' first loss of the season in Santa Clara. Chase your post-game blues way by joining in on this week's fall-themed Two-Minute Wind-down.

Mac Jones' ripped jersey, an INT, two almost safeties, and one actual safety introduce shoulder-scrunching moments on the way to a last-second win for the Niners. Let go of today's defensive battle with The Two-minute Wind-down.

After a game that made you ask the “who’s that?” repeatedly over the course of four quarters, celebrate the win and the work of new QB Mac Jones and new kicker Eddy Piñeiro with this week’s Two-minute Wind-down.

Kittle and Jennings' injuries, oh my! If two INTs and a pair of missed field goals left you frazzled, take two minutes to wind down from this week's nail-biting road to victory here at The Two-minute Wind-down.