The Unadulterated BS Podcast

Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! As you can probably tell from the absolute fever dream of a cover art attached to this post, we flew completely blind this week. We recorded late on this past Tuesday night, we had absolutely zero notes, and we just rawdogged the mics. It’s pure, 100% Unadulterated BS in its most chaotic form.Here is the absolute madness we get into on the main feed this week:The Double Intro: Because one intro just isn't enough when you have no plan.Dog Drama & Audio Sins: Brian updates us on Rosco eating shit around the house, and we commit the ultimate podcasting sin by watching YouTube cooking videos on an audio-only medium.Awkward Families & Goats: Mel brings the room down with a family story, and we issue a formal PSA: PLEASE stop sending us baby goat photos!THIS WEEK IN BS: * A half-nude Boston man, restaurant bathrooms, and... Gushers? (They still make those?!)The $34,000 Target LEGO dried pasta scam, Kwik Trip surge pricing rumors, and plenty of cop jokes.Kiwi Vigilantes: Three girls in New Zealand track down their burglars and find them wearing their stolen clothes! Plus, we go to Burgle School and debate the Hamburglar vs. Grimace.🔒 WHAT YOU ARE MISSING (The Post-Show Tease): Right after we wrapped this main episode, the tape kept rolling exclusively for our payin members. Mel finally spills the details on her highly anticipated "FBI Interview," which naturally devolves into conversations about kidnapping and the classic "Female Body Inspectors."Want to hear it? Upgrade your membership to get the Post-Show and instantly ditch the ads! Until then, grab a drink and enjoy the ad breaks, you beautiful freeloaders! 🍻Boring Legal CYA (Music Credits): Because we don't want to get sued into oblivion, here is the music used in this week's episode:Ad MusicFaster Does It by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by Vlad Annenkov is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Octopussy by Juanitos is licensed under a Attribution 2.0 France License.Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.INTRO/OUTRO MUSICRock Thing by Creo is licensed under a Attribution License. (Creo - Rock Thing on YouTube)No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Da Rock by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Crooked Townie by HoliznaCC0 is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.

What’s up, BS'ers!The wait is over! Our latest episode, Egg Salad Waits for No Man, is officially out on the free feed and ready for your earholes. We’ve got a packed show this week that is 100% free to listen to and available everywhere you get your podcasts.Here is what we’re riffing on this week:🐐 More Baby Goats! Shoutout to Andrew from Primal 'Cue for the goat-tastic email update. The saga continues. 🧅 The Onion vs. Info Wars: Satire has officially entered the chat. We discuss The Onion winning the bid for Alex Jones’ empire. 🚨 THIS WEEK IN BS:The Finnish Air Force’s "Sky-Dong" incident.The arsonist who showed up to his interrogation with freshly singed eyebrows.The Facebook post that caught a Leesburg flasher.You can listen to this episode right now on: 🍎 Apple Podcasts (iTunes) 🎧 Spotify 🎶 Amazon Music 📺 YouTube & YouTube MusicWE NEED YOUR HELP: If you enjoy the show, please hit that Follow button, Like the episode, and make sure you’re Subscribed! If you really want to support the BS, leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps more than you know!Want it early, ad-free, and with the exclusive BS After Dark bonus segment? Join the boardroom at https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs.Stay wild, The Unadulterated BS PodcastThe Legal StuffMusic used in this podcast was provided by these fine artists. Support their work!Rock Thing by Creo is licensed under a Attribution License. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Da Rock by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Crooked Townie by HoliznaCC0 is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by Vlad Annenkov is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Octopussy by Juanitos is licensed under a Attribution 2.0 France License.Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.

Episode 146: Sex Shops, The Shredder, and SWAT Standoff SwipingWelcome to Episode 146 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast!Note to our listeners: This is the free, ad-supported version of the episode. If you want to skip the ads and get early access to future episodes before anyone else, come join us over on the premium feed at https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs!Here is what’s on the docket for this episode:The Purveyor of the Perverted: We kick things off with a fake sponsor read for "Melissa's Shack of Sex Toys." We dive into her profound love of goats and learn that petting the farm animals isn't the only thing getting stroked down at the shop.The Oroku Saki Monologues: A brand new comedy experiment. What happens when you take Melania Trump’s recent speech about Jeffrey Epstein and replace every mention of him with the real name of the arch-nemesis from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It’s bizarre, it’s highly specific, and we're still not entirely sure if it's good. Let us know if the bit landed.This Week in BS: We round up the most ridiculous news of the week.The Holy Algorithm: Tech companies are cashing in on "AI Jesus" and "BuddhaBots," charging people $1.99 a minute to video chat with a digitally rendered lord and savior.An Expensive Ultimatum: Ugandan Army General Muhoozi took to social media to demand $1 billion and a Turkish wife from the country of Turkey within 30 days... or else he's shutting down their embassy.Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: A deputy goes viral after being caught on camera casually scrolling a dating app in the middle of a tense, tear-gas-filled SWAT standoff. You can't stop the hustle.Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and enjoy the show!And now, the legal stuff....Here's the music we used throughout the episode.Rock Thing by Creo is licensed under a Attribution License. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Da Rock by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.And now, the music in the ads!Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by Vlad Annenkov is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Octopussy by Juanitos is licensed under a Attribution 2.0 France License.Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.

Welcome back to Episode 145 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast! It’s our second week back behind the mics, and honestly? We came down with a terminal case of the Mondays.Consider this your official warning: there is an excessive amount of penis talk in today's episode. We really tried to keep it together, but between the Monday fog and the absolutely unhinged news stories we had to cover, the train completely left the station.Here’s the BS on the docket for this week:The Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever: A family in Long Beach makes a horrifying discovery while looking for plastic eggs.The "Special" Chocolate: A bizarre recall hits California after a popular chocolate is found spiked with a Viagra ingredient.When in Japan...: We discuss Japan’s famous fertility festival, where crowds march through the streets with giant phalluses. (See? We told you the news made us do it!)Note: This is the free version of the episode, so you'll hear a few ads that help keep the lights on. If you want to listen ad-free and get bonus content, come join us over on Patreon!Grab a drink, lower those expectations, and enjoy the show!Legal Stuff:Ad MusicFaster Does It by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by Vlad Annenkov is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Octopussy by Juanitos is licensed under a Attribution 2.0 France License.Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.INTRO/OUTRO & EPISODE MUSIC Rock Thing by Creo is licensed under a Attribution License. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Da Rock by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Crooked Townie by HoliznaCC0 is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.

🎙️ We’re Back! The Unadulterated BS Podcast Returns (Plus a Free Post-Show!)We did it. After a nearly 8-year absence from podcasting, The Unadulterated BS Podcast has officially returned!Melissa and I got behind the mics yesterday to record, and everything is edited and ready for your ears. We’re definitely trying to get back into the groove, and while things are a little rocky at first, we feel like we acquitted ourselves nicely. It feels great to be back.A Special Welcome-Back Bonus To celebrate our return, we are including the post-show directly in the free feed for this first episode! We wanted to give everyone a free 15–20 minute sample of what our bonus content is actually like so you know exactly what you’ll be getting when you pay extra. Enjoy!🗞️ What's on Deck for "THIS WEEK IN BS"We are jumping right back into the madness. Here is what we are covering this week:A California man who received 6 years in prison after breaking into a woman’s house... and sucking her toes. (The Independent)Two men accused of fathering hundreds of kids who are now banned from donating sperm in Quebec. (CBC News)A Florida Airbnb guest accused of peeing on furniture and causing $5,355 in damage.🤝 Support the ShowIf you love what we do and want to help keep the BS flowing, you can become a Patron for as little as $3 per month. You'll get an ad-free version of the show and access to all our future exclusive post-shows.The Legal Stuff (Music Credits)Intro/Outro Music:Rock Thing by Creo is licensed under a Attribution License. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere Attribution 4.0 International License.Da Rock by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Crooked Townie by HoliznaCC0 is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.Advertisement Music:Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by Vlad Annenkov is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.Octopussy by Juanitos is licensed under a Attribution 2.0 France License.Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by Mr Smith is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.