The Untitled Mariners Podcast

Never been more back. We talk trades, we talk Shrek 5, we talk in general...We recorded this the day before the Ben Williamson game...Get Forked. Shoutout to the guy that gives us $10 per month on patreon to talk ball: Nick Lucarelli

The Mariners are bad? Pygymy Marmosets are good! Let's talk about baseball, together. Get forked.

This is the boring episode...which means the next 5-10 episodes will kick ass. We talk about Justin Turner, opening day roster, and Geno Smith? Shoutout to the guy that gives us $10 per month on patreon to talk ball: Nick Lucarelli

Let's talk about Spring Training.

This is a Mariners Podcast. With that being said, everything Derek says is a joke.

We recorded an extra long, rambling ep for you. We discussed possible moves, including the possibility of a 3 team deal (which we obviously have insider info on). Then we spend an hour reading mock trades on baseball trade values. ok, love you, by!

Hey check it out, a podcast episode about the Mariners offseason budget.

This episode is terrible, why would you listen to it? We will be getting back into the SWING of things (get it?), don't you worry about that. Go fork yourself.

HEY HEY...What do you want me to say? Derek & Jeromy talk about playoff baseball...and the Seattle Mariners?

We are back. Sorry for being gone so long, but you know how it is?

We know, we know.

Is this one even about the Seattle Mariners?

The Mariners fired dad, we talk about it with Nathan Bishop. I put minecraft music behind the first half of the episode & it sucked so I stopped it halfway. Whatever. No one reads these anyways. Why do I even bother? It's just like, I put my heart & soul into this crap & what do I have to show for it? Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The Vibes: bad The Manager: fired The Derek: playing minecraft The Jeromy: forking himself The Clip Grab Efficiency: Immaculate Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

Hey dude, we had a good time. Jeromy leaves early because his first born son pissed everywhere so Derek rambles alone for the last ten minutes...enjoy it! Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The Mariners floundered the AL West lead, giving it up to those shifty Houston Astros. The Texas Rangers are nipping at our heels and there's only one man (and hopefully a few of his friends) who can save us: his name is Randy (and their names are Vlad, Luis, Brent, Jazz, Jonathon, Seiya, Nico, Ian, Matt, and anyone else who can hit a baseball really fucking hard). Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

We recorded this on Monday, the day before your Seattle Mariners put the hurt on the San Diego Fathers. The audio sucks ass on this one, our bad, that's on us. All we can do in this life is learn from our mistakes & strive to improve ourselves before we shed this mortal coil. ok, we forking love you. Thanks for listening.

Not every game can be won & not every episode title can be a banger. The Mariners drop a series to the Royals & we are here to whine about it. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

Hey what's up? Sorry this one is not good at all, Derek was very hungover & he rode a moped without a helmet. The mariners played some ball games (kinda), let's talk about it. Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The deafening sound of silence. It's Waluigi time. Better late then never (Julio)? Check out the full ep here: Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating fish food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

I've just got like a lot going on right now. The Seattle Mariners took 3 outta 4 from the Chicago White Sox & we just want to talk. A Few Good Molemen? Get Forked. Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

How are you? This one is just for fun. It's our first rodeo doin' a livestream chat ep. Hehe, we hope we like it. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: I found this on youtube, idk what it is. It's cool i think, fun?

It's too early for this shit. Let's talk some Mariners baseball, capeesh? New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The Mariner are uh rollin! But, at what cost? No Country For Bullpen Part 2? Jeromy's father never told him who his favorite player was? Derek is very tired? All of that, and SO much more! New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

Hey, what's up dude? We were just gonna hangout & recap the last 7 mariner games. Do you, uh, wanna come with? New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

Your Seattle Mariners took 2outta3 from the Atlanta Braves. Is the win streak sustainable with this offense...? Derek doesn't have his meds. Forgive him. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The Seattle Mariners are winning ballgames, but at what cost? We recap the two most recent series wins against Texas & Arizona. Get forked. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

The Mariners are back, & so are we. Does anybody even read these descriptions? Am I wasting the little time that I have by writing them? I feel so alone in this vast world, even when I am surrounded by other sentient beings. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

Welcome to Staples, we love you. This episode is kind of a downer...so I put relaxing, running water noise behind the whole thing, let me know if you hate it! Everything Derek said is a joke & he’s really sorry about all of it, honest. Music credit: I googled “really sad music copyright free.” New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

We declared that we would not record another episode until the Seattle Mariners won a game of baseball. Instead, we intended to focus our efforts on our true passion: pygmy marmosets. However, those very same Mariners did win one baseball game...so we decided to devote to them some of our time. Derek doesn’t know how to count, but that’s ok. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

With the first week of Mariners baseball in the books, we look back at all the memorerrories we made along the way. Derek is sick & this episode sucks, we love you hope it! New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod, Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

We overreact, we underreact, we learn some things along the way. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Nel dog: @theeneldog Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod, Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

Derek shares a traumatic experience before the UMP crew delves into the recent John Stanton interview with Paul Silvi of King 5 news. We also discuss the recent news on Bryan Woo's injury...as well as Jordan Montgomery signing with not the Mariners. Fortunately for all of you, we have a Neldog prediction clip for ya. Hope you enjoy this one, don't forgot to like, subscribe, rate, review, moisturize, & get friggan forked. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

It's the one with Trupin on it. We talk some spring training, some prospects, some fun trade ideas, some questionable choices. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Trupin: @Johntrupin Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com

Jage joins us on this one as we go over more of your Mariners predictions for the '24 season. Also, somewhere in this episode...we bestow upon you the details of our ticket giveaway... Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jage: @thejagepage Keromy: @jkrom34 Derk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

When the Cat is away, the mice will play (Derek's girlfriend was playing D&D so he slammed down some cold ones). This is a more relaxing episode...or is it? We introduce you to the polarizing Nelson Dog... & we may even announce a ticket giveaway...

It's fine, everything is fine. We hopped on to discuss recent developments within Gregory Santos' arm, & the Mariners' bullpen as a hole (whole?). Derek recorded this one in his car while on the run from the law, so we apologize for the lower audio quality. Get Forked. Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

Let's dig into those Spring Training numbers & then overreact about them! We also go over some listener submitted Mariners takes for the 2024 season. Then Derek & Jeromy hatch a diabolical plan to resolve an issue with the Mariners infield. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros

No Country for Bullpen The Seattle Mariners have signed RHP Ryne Stanek to a 1 year $4 million dollar contract with performance enhancing incentives. We have opinions about this. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

Oh, Hello there! This right here is the inaugural episode of the Untitled Mariners Podcast, a show for Joe Six Packs by Joe Six Packs. Your hosts, Jeromy & Derek (that's us), are devout Seattle Mariners fans who just needed someone to talk to about our favorite team. We are not experts, like some of the Mariners pods out there, & are just here to hangout with you. In this first episode, we introduce ourselves & tell you the what & why of the show. We also get into some of the bigger moves made by the Mariners this offseason, as well as reminisce for entirely too long about former 4th outfielders (I miss you so damn much Ben Gamel, please come home). This episode ran pretty long. In the future, you can expect a brand new one-hour episode every Monday morning! In addition, we will definitely be doing emergency pods if something big goes down in Mariner Kingdom[e]. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube coming soon!