Third Cousins

Join us this week to laugh about goose adventures, gym sweats and the magic of a public restroom.

Join us this week to laugh about driving stick shift, body building competitions and Jojo Siwa.

Join us this week to laugh about self tanner, raves and bubble tea.

Join us this week to laugh about mandolins, triglycerides and sacred tribal tattoos.

Join us this week to laugh about the Oscar’s, St. Patty’s Day and cool ranch Doritos.

Join us this week to laugh about scatman, national holidays and the pre-pubescent days.

Join us this week to laugh about hearing aids, diarrhea gummies and our new habits.

Join us this week to laugh about quarantine snacks, sleep blowing and pop eye the sailor!

Join us this week to laugh about old trends, floppy disc feet and cleithrophobia.

Join us this week to laugh about healing crystals, adult ear infections and skin complexions.

Join us this week to laugh about titanium teeth, Sammy’s hand fetish and BDE.

Join us this week to laugh about wearing blazers at the club, drooling and tree nut allergies. Too much coffee before the pod results in chaos, so we hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about Diet Coke addictions, being sober queens and musical theatre. We hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about medieval romance, Valentine’s Day, and silent disco ice skating. This is now a Book Club Podcast.

We’re back Cousins! We know you missed us. This week we recap the holidays and fill you in on our 2024 resolutions. It’s a new year, but the same us. Let’s laugh together all year long!

Join us for our last episode of 2023! Thank you so much for your support throughout our first year of the Third Cousins Podcast. 2024 is going to bring more laughs, more mic problems and hopefully some pretty cool guests. Laugh with us one last time this year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. See you in 2024!

Join us this week to laugh about prairie dogs, birthday parties and porno mustaches. This is a gen z podcast. Welcome to our fuck you era. We hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about chopsticks, driving in the snow and trivial pursuit. The real question is, did you know the answers to our trivia questions? Doubt it. We hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about figure skating dreams, pronunciation and Starbuck’s secret menu. Lots of googling and laughing occur on this episode. Friendly reminder that hair holds trauma, so yes cut the bangs!

Join us this week to laugh about boobies, our medical history and old mems. This is officially a medical podcast. Disclaimer: no research has been done and we have no idea what we are talking about. We are feeling extra thankful this week. Happy Thanksgiving!

Join us this week to laugh about unitards, snail mucin and disney adults. Louie the cat makes his guest appearance once and for all. ADHD was hot and heavy during this episode, but we hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about buck teeth, hibernation and the Princess and the Pea. The laughter is uncontrollable and the conversation is wild. We hope you laugh so hard that it makes you toot!

Join us this week as we interview two pretty cool guys. We laugh about being quirky, mung beans and core memories. Our guests held nothing back and yes, we are still mad at them. We hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to talk everything Halloween. We are serving spooky scary skeleton vibes. Laugh with us about D.A.R.E, target runs, and our first dope experiences. Disclaimer: we are aware that we have no idea what we are talking about. Hope you laugh with us!

Join us this week to laugh about bleaching buttholes, the Beckham’s and basic human anatomy. We try a new segment this week, so be sure to check it out. Let’s laugh together!

Join us this week to laugh about spooky season, our friendship and being sugar babies. We take it way back to our younger years and give you a little inside scoop on what makes our skin crawl. The burning question…who doesn’t want a sugar daddy?

What better way to get to know us than to talk with the women who put us on this earth. This week we chat with our moms and nothing is off limits. Like they always taught us, honesty is the best policy. We hope you laugh with us and you might just shed a tear.

Join us this week to laugh about getting older, cigarette water and the cinnamon challenge. We don’t hold back on our feelings about men, especially Tom Brady. Let’s laugh together!

The audio might be crappy, but the quality is pure gold. Join us for a laugh as we talk about Taylor Swift, skid stains and our homeless people adventures.

Welcome to the Third Cousins Podcast. We’re your hosts Carly & Samantha! We are just cousins who happen to be best friends. Join us every Wednesday for our weekly hangout. We promise we will work on our microphone etiquette and no topics will be off limits. We laughed pretty hard and we hope you do too. Welcome to the family!