Throwing Glass in Stone Houses

In this episode, three retired guys with zero fashion credentials tackle the wild world of style. We dive headfirst into the world of fashion—where style meets chaos. Join us as we discuss everything from bell bottoms to the tragic comeback of cargo pants. We’re here to solve the fashion mysteries of the modern world—whether you like it or not. Join us as they ask the tough questions: Is it okay to wear socks with sandals? What’s the deal with skinny jeans? And why does no one wear suspenders anymore? It’s a hilarious journey through the fashion world.

Welcome to the most unpredictable game show you never signed up for! In today’s episode, our very own guest turns the tables and hosts his own quiz show – and we’re the contestants! Get ready for a rollercoaster of ridiculous questions, awkward silences, and probably some very wrong answers as we try (and fail) to impress Scott with our knowledge of things we’re definitely not experts in. Will the hosts rise to the challenge, or will we crumble faster than a contestant on “Family Feud” under pressure? Tune in for laughs, some maybe educational moments, and a whole lot of quiz-show chaos! Let the games begin!

In this episode, we’re peeling back the layers of both tattoos and bumper stickers—two things you’ll either love for life or regret in five years. We explore the art of choosing tattoos that won’t make you cringe at 40 (sorry, tribal armband), and whether or not it’s acceptable to put a “Baby on Board” sticker on your minivan when you’re single and child-free. Tune in as we discuss tattoo disasters, bumper sticker philosophy, and the strange art of slapping something quirky on your car that you’ll later have to explain to your grandma. It’s a wild ride of ink, adhesive, and questionable decisions!

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the chaotic, unpredictable, and downright bizarre world of modern politics. We tackle the political chaos featuring everyone’s favorite headline grabbers—Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and the ever-warring Republicans and Democrats. Trump’s tweets? Still making more noise than a jackhammer at a library. Meanwhile, Republicans and Democrats continue their lifelong rivalry, like two toddlers fighting over a crayon. We’ll break down the absurdity, the drama, and the tweets that no one asked for. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, eye-rolls, and the occasional “did that really just happen?”

In this episode, we’re shining a light on the often-overlooked hero in the parenting journey: Dad. From the early days of diaper duty (where “holding the baby” means getting peed on) to the teenage years when you’re just trying to figure out what’s going on in their heads, dads are there—sometimes clueless, often confused, but always trying their best. Join us as we dive into raising kids to adulthood, from giving advice like “just tough it out” to becoming the family Uber. It’s all about learning on the job, pretending you know how to fix things, and hoping you don’t mess up too badly. Tune in for laughs, real talk, and a reminder that dads are mostly winging it, but doing a pretty great job at it.

Get ready to tag in as we take a hilarious trip through the world of professional wrestling, where body slams are as common as bad puns and the drama is juicier than a steel chair to the back! From the over-the-top theatrics to the questionable fashion choices (yes, we’re talking about those mullets), this episode covers it all. We dive into the weirdest rivalries, the most ridiculous storylines, and the kind of moves that would have any chiropractor shaking their head. Whether you know the difference between a DDT and a pedigree or you think a “figure four” is just a way to organize your taxes, this episode is guaranteed to leave you laughing like a heel on the mic. So, step into the ring and let’s make history… one suplex at a time!

Welcome to today’s episode, where we’re diving headfirst into the irritating, soul-crushing world of pet peeves. You know, those tiny, seemingly insignificant things that make you want to throw your phone out the window or scream into a pillow. From people who don’t understand personal space to the person talking in a movie theater, we’re unpacking it all. Buckle up—this episode is like a long rant with your best friend, except it’s the three of us complaining about the same stuff. Let’s get annoyed together!

In this episode, we’re talking about everyone’s favorite (and sometimes terrifying) digital assistant—AI. We’ll dive into the weird, wonderful, and totally confusing world of artificial intelligence. Can it really predict your next move, or is it just trying to take over the world one autocorrect at a time? From robots trying to read your mind to Siri not understanding your sarcasm, we’re covering it all. Tune in for some laughs, a little paranoia, and the realization that your toaster might be smarter than you.

Ever bought a concert ticket, then realized you just spent your rent money on a “once-in-a-lifetime” show that you’ll barely remember through the haze of overpriced beer? We’ve all been there. In this episode, we’re taking you behind the scenes of music, bands, and concerts—where the setlist is hot, but your bank account is not. From the awkward merch booth moments to the “VIP” experience that’s just a fancy term for a crowded bar, we’re sharing hilarious stories of concert wins, losses, and way too many “encore” requests. Get ready for the ultimate backstage pass to the best (and worst) parts of live music. Spoiler alert: It’ll cost you more than a t-shirt.

Welcome to Out of Office: Forever,  the podcast episode where we discuss the one thing everyone says they’ll do but never really get around to—actually retiring! Whether you’re counting down the days to leave the office or just daydreaming about endless naps, we’ve got you covered with all the tips, laughs, and survival strategies for life after the 9-to-5 grind. So, grab your comfiest slippers, a mug of coffee, and let’s talk about what happens when you finally have all the time in the world… to binge-watch shows and have an adult beverage at noon.

Welcome to “Stars, Stripes, and Strange Habits!” – the podcast where we dive headfirst into the wild world of U.S. rituals, observances, and holidays. From the deeply patriotic to the downright bizarre, we’re here to uncover why we throw parades for anything with a flag on it and why eating 20 pounds of turkey is considered a “traditional” family bonding experience. So grab your fireworks, your weirdly specific holiday foods, and get ready to laugh at the rituals that make America, well… America!

Welcome to today’s episode of Hovering Hazards, where we talk about the one thing that can fly, spy, and probably make your neighbor think you’re secretly a spy—drones! From aerial selfies to delivering pizza (because, apparently, we all need pizza from the sky), we’re diving into the world of these buzzing robots. Are drones the future of transportation, or just a very expensive way to watch your kid’s soccer game from 300 feet? “Weaponizing drones? Yeah, because when I think ‘peaceful skies,’ I definitely imagine a swarm of tiny flying missiles debating whether to attack or just film my backyard BBQ.” Tune in for all that. Grab your remote, hold onto your GoPro, and let’s take off—metaphorically speaking, because none of us are qualified to actually fly one.

“Welcome to today’s episode, “Shiv Happens”, where we talk about prisons,  guard misconduct, and the business of locking people up. And just so you know, the United States currently incarcerates over 2 million people. That’s like taking every person in the state of Nebraska, throwing them in a giant holding cell, and then deciding to make it a business. So climb into your orange jumpsuit, grab a glass of jailhouse hooch, and let’s dive into a topic that’s as controversial as your uncle’s Facebook posts.      

“Hut, Hut, Hilarious”: In this episode, we break down the NFL playoffs and Super Bowl. We discuss wild predictions, the heartbreak of blown calls, and why every fan is suddenly an expert in officiating. We’ll also dive into the bizarre world of celebrity fans—because nothing says ‘true football fan’ like wearing a team jersey once every February. So, strap on your helmet, grab your snacks, and prepare for an episode that’s almost as unpredictable as a last-minute Hail Mary!”

Welcome to “Ctrl+Alt+Nap”, the podcast episode where we break down the corporate tug-of-war between “Yes, you can work from home!” and “No, your couch is not an office. We ask the tough questions—like, “Why is my bed 3 feet from my desk?” and “Why did I think I could make it through the day without pants?” This episode, we’ll dive into the highs and lows of remote work. From Wi-Fi struggles to finding that elusive balance between ‘getting stuff done’ and ‘binge-watching Netflix,’ we’re here to answer the age-old question: Is working from home a dream or a nightmare in sweatpants?   

Welcome to Exit Stage Left, the podcast where the fellas tackle the big questions about the right to die, doctor-assisted suicide, and the often awkward but very real conversations about when it’s time to say “enough is enough.” This episode, we’ll bring you insights, debates, and the occasional dark joke as we explore a topic that’s a little too serious for stand-up but still worthy of some witty banter. We’re not here to make light of death (well, mostly not), but we do believe in approaching life’s big exits with a sense of humor, a dash of compassion, and maybe a few too many “I’m not a doctor, but…” moments. So grab a coffee—or maybe something stronger—and join us for a thought-provoking and occasionally absurd journey into the ethics, laws, and logistics of checking out on your own terms. Think of it as a TED Talk for those with a sense of humor, sprinkled with just a dash of morbidity. 

Welcome to Say What?, the podcast where Chris, Mike and Craig try to figure out why we keep saying the weirdest stuff. Ever wondered why we say “break a leg” to wish someone good luck? Or why we tell people not to “count their chickens before they hatch”—as if anyone has time to manage a chicken portfolio? Join us as we dive into the bizarre and often hilarious backstories of famous sayings.  Expect zero expert analysis, lots of random tangents, and the occasional genuine question: Why do we still say this stuff? Tune in, laugh a lot, and maybe stop saying “barking up the wrong tree” unless you’re okay with confusing everyone around you.

In this episode, we explore the widespread world of gambling, from high-roller casinos to the very professional office pool on the Super Bowl. Whether it’s betting your life savings on a roulette wheel or tossing a fiver into the Fantasy Football pot, gambling is everywhere—and apparently, we’re all in. Join our hosts as they discuss the highs, the lows, and the awkward office moments when someone wins big and suddenly can’t find $10 for lunch.  From March Madness to professional volleyball, we’ve got you covered. So place your bets, folks—because the odds of this episode being entertaining are way better than your fantasy football team’s chances.

Welcome to “Reindeer Games and Other Shenanigans”, where we dive into everything Christmas—because what’s the holiday without a little chaos? From debating whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie (it is, don’t fight us) to remembering the toys we begged for and then immediately broke, we cover it all. We’ll discuss all things Christmas, roast chestnuts (metaphorically), and unpack what makes this season “magical.” Whether you’re here for the Christmas classics, the holiday disasters, or the inevitable awkward family moment, we’ve got you covered. So grab a mug of something strong, put on your ugliest sweater, and let’s unwrap this Christmas nonsense together!

Welcome to Tip Talk, your hosts dive deep into the surprisingly murky history of tipping. Ever wondered how much to tip your barista, or if you’re being a generous or awful human when you hand over that 20%? We’ll unravel the origins of tipping (spoiler: it’s not as classy as you think) and guide you through the confusing world of gratuity etiquette. Tune in for history, awkward encounters, and the fine art of not insulting your server while still holding onto your hard-earned cash.

Welcome to “Rockin’ Through the Ages,” the podcast where we dive into the wild world of music, from the legends of yesteryear to the chart-toppers of today. Whether you’re a die-hard vinyl collector or someone who thinks “classic rock” is just what plays at the grocery store, we’ve got you covered. Your hosts, in their 50’s, dissect the evolution of music genres like experts—if experts had bad haircuts and questionable dance moves! Join us as we journey from the 1950’s to present day. So grab your old concert T-shirts and let’s rock this nostalgia train—just don’t ask us to remember any lyrics!

Welcome to “Dining with Legends,” the podcast where our hosts, Mike, Craig and Chris, dish on the ultimate dinner guests—both dead and alive! Ever wondered what it would be like to share a meal with Shakespeare while debating his best play, or to hear Elvis’s secret recipe for peanut butter and banana sandwiches? We’ll pick our dream dinner companions and the historical moments we’d crash, all while trying not to spill food on our time-traveling togas. We will also explore the question “if you could go back in time, where would you go”? Join us for a fun mix of humor, history, and hypothetical dining experiences that’ll leave you wondering who you’d invite to your own dream dinner!  

Welcome to “NIL = Dollar Signs,” the podcast episode that tackles the wild world of NCAA Name, Image, and Likeness like it’s a college football game on a rainy Saturday! Join our trio of hosts as they break down the chaos of athletes getting paid for being, well, themselves.   This episode features spirited debates over whether student-athletes should have their own merchandise lines and whether it’s fair for a quarterback to make more money than a history professor (spoiler: it is).    Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and questionable advice on negotiating sponsorship deals, as we explore the future of college sports in a world where everyone’s trying to cash in on their 15 minutes of fame!

Welcome to “Bucket List Bonanza,” the podcast where we dive into the art of crafting bucket lists filled with unforgettable experiences—without the stress of budgeting! On this episode our hosts explore exciting activities and adventures that inspire you to live fully, whether it’s skydiving, traveling to Europe, or learning a new skill. Join us as we chat about our personal stories of epic pursuits, revealing how we turned our bucket list items into reality without breaking the bank. Tune in and get ready to ignite your passion for exploration—because life is meant to be lived, not calculated!

Welcome to the spooktacular Halloween episode, where our podcasters dive into the graveyard of Halloween delights!  They kick things off by debating horror movies and which movies qualify as horror movies. The conversation spirals into a discussion about the best Halloween candy—does anyone actually like candy corn, or is it just a trick to make us question our taste buds? Join the group as they sip bourbon from Vermont for a ghoul-tastic time.  

Welcome to “Cell Phone Chronicles: The Classroom Saga,” the only podcast where we debate if phones should be banned, embraced, or turned into educational pets. Join our hosts as they dive into this subject matter.  Tune in for a laugh as we explore the chaotic love-hate relationship between cellphones and the school experience!

Welcome back to Breaking Glass and Stone Houses. In today's episode, recorded from our Chicken Coop studios in upstate New York, we delve into the symbolic power of the American flag and other flags representing various causes and groups. Inspired by soccer star Megan Rapinoe's recent comments on another podcast, we explore the idea of Colin Kaepernick bearing the American flag at the 2028 Summer Olympics. This sparks a broader discussion on what the flag represents, its usage, and the etiquette surrounding it. We also touch on the controversies around the thin blue line flag, its history, and its adoption by different groups. Join us as we navigate the complex landscape of patriotism, symbolism, and national pride. Thank you for listening, and whatever you do with your flags, make sure it represents your values.

Welcome to this episode of "Throwing Glass in Stone Houses." We kick off with some humorous and thought-provoking observations before delving into a serious topic that impacts our justice system: bail reform. Join us as we explore the complexities of eliminating cash bail, particularly in New York State, and its broader implications across the U.S. We discuss the motivations behind these reforms, their effects on recidivism rates, pretrial incarceration costs, and the racial disparities in bail practices. Our conversation also covers the evolution of the criminal justice system, examining both the successes and challenges of bail reform, and the need for timely justice. Whether you're a law enforcement professional or simply interested in criminal justice issues, this episode provides valuable insights and perspectives.

Welcome to another lively episode of "Throwing Glass in Stone Houses"! In this installment, our hosts dive into a series of entertaining and sometimes heated discussions about modern-day pet peeves and etiquette breaches. From the peculiar hazards of plastic in bottled water to the proper behavior at roundabouts and zipper merges, no topic is too trivial or bizarre for scrutiny. Listen in as they share personal anecdotes and humorous observations about traffic rules, grocery store lines, and even the unspoken rules of using urinals. Whether you're curious about the etiquette of holding doors, handling Zoom calls, or navigating airplane armrests, this episode has got you covered. Join us for a fun and insightful look at the little things that drive us all a bit crazy, and maybe learn a tip or two to make everyone's life a bit smoother. Don't miss out on the laughs and wisdom from "The Chicken Coop" crew!

In this lively episode of "Throwing Glass and Stone Houses," the hosts dive into the evolving landscape of marijuana in the United States. With their unique blend of humor and expertise, they tackle the differences between legalization and decriminalization, sharing insights from their experiences as retired federal law enforcement officers. As they sip on Jack Daniels, the discussion covers the complex legal contradictions between state and federal laws, the economic impact of marijuana sales, and the societal attitudes towards weed. They also explore the controversial topic of giving dispensary licenses to individuals previously convicted of marijuana-related offenses. Tune in for an engaging conversation that blends facts, opinions, and a few dad jokes, all while examining the future of marijuana in America. Whether you're a seasoned cannabis enthusiast or just curious about the topic, this episode promises to enlighten and entertain.

Welcome to the first episode of "Throwing Glass in Stone Houses"! Join Craig, Mike, and Chris, three retired federal law enforcement officers, as they embark on a new adventure. With a combined 83 years of experience in the federal criminal justice system, they bring a wealth of knowledge and a unique perspective to a wide array of topics. In this introductory episode, the hosts share their backgrounds, discuss the diverse subjects they'll cover—from politics and travel to raising daughters and the sociology of past and present—and provide a glimpse into their humorous and thought-provoking banter. Tune in to see where this journey takes them, and enjoy a mix of serious discussions, comedic moments, and everything in between!

Three feds “taking a hit” at the pros and cons of marijuana legalization. 

Welcome back to the Throwing Glass in Stonehouse's podcast! In this episode, we dive into the good ol' days, sharing hilarious observations and personal anecdotes about how life used to be. From the curious case of Barry Manilow's song authorship to the peculiar correlation between DWI offenders and PBA stickers, we touch on some thought-provoking topics. We also reminisce about the days when seatbelts were optional, riding in the back of pickup trucks was a thrill, and smoking was a ubiquitous part of life. Join us as we laugh about the evolution of technology, from the dial-up internet era to the nostalgic pull-tab soda cans. We discuss the joys of playing outside, the challenges of making phone calls in a pre-mobile world, and the cherished memories of saving green stamps for rewards. Grab your favorite beverage and tune in for a trip down memory lane, filled with humor, insight, and a touch of nostalgia. Don't forget to send us your thoughts at [email protected]. See you in the next episode!

Welcome back to Breaking Glass and Stone Houses. In today's episode, recorded from our Chicken Coop studios in upstate New York, we delve into the symbolic power of the American flag and other flags representing various causes and groups. Inspired by soccer star Megan Rapinoe's recent comments on another podcast, we explore the idea of Colin Kaepernick bearing the American flag at the 2028 Summer Olympics. This sparks a broader discussion on what the flag represents, its usage, and the etiquette surrounding it. We also touch on the controversies around the thin blue line flag, its history, and its adoption by different groups. Join us as we navigate the complex landscape of patriotism, symbolism, and national pride. Thank you for listening, and whatever you do with your flags, make sure it represents your values.

Welcome to episode three of "Throwing Glass and Stone Houses"! In this episode, we dive into the topic of people who don't do anything for themselves anymore. From self-checkout woes to the irony of express pickup parking, we explore how modern conveniences have reshaped our daily lives. We kick things off with some unique observations, including a dramatic encounter with a truck fire in California and musings about fire trucks. We then shift gears to discuss the growing trend of outsourcing everyday tasks, from grocery shopping to lawn care, and how this impacts our sense of self-sufficiency. Join us for a humorous yet thought-provoking discussion on the balance between convenience and independence. Whether you're a fan of Grubhub or prefer mowing your own lawn, there's something in this episode for everyone. Tune in and don't forget to share your thoughts with us!

Craig, Mike and Chris begin their podcast journey with the support of a stone structure and 3 protective chickens.