Today In The Library

A crime wave hits town, Percy's pervy school dinners and what's in the bag?

More culinary madness from Donna, Rod Stewart's backing singer takes over the library and the bandit tea drinkers descend.

It's the 30th episode and to celebrate this milestone we hear about Polly's dodgy doctor, Donna's breakfast tuna crunch deluxe, Johnny Detail's back looking for any old iron plus Toddles gets reflective and there's trouble at the barbers. Tuck in!

Today in the library we meet Toodles and his 5 toddler trolley, Percy wants to be blasted into the ether with a high pressure hose, and two choirs in one church.

Today Sharon surfaces with her Tokyo pod nightmare, Johnny Details off on his travels and Polly recalls a summer meltdown.

In the library this week - Donna Kebab's Yorkshire pudding ritual, a new librarian brings odd travels tales and the book that saved a life.

Today Donna tells us exactly how many pasties make up a portion, there's the muttering mysterious trio by the lift and a visit from the local rozzers goes down a treat.

Percy Perkins and his schoolday thermometer, decluttering to the extreme, bad dreams and how to turn bright red.

More madness from Donna Kebab's kitchen, Columbian gremlins, international lunchbreaks and looks who's back.

More horror recipes from Donna Kebab and her Dad and Step Dad's jobs fatal connection and a smelly customer drops his pen.

In this episode: Goodbye Johnny Detail/Hello Johnny Two, Meryam's cakey salad and the reality of Library service red tape.

On the shelves this week: Donna Kebab's Sausage Casserole recipe, Percy Perkins debates Frankenstein and Johnny Detail's Dad's Dogs not Dead yet.

Look who's in the library today - Johnny detail's 'turd', Percy Perkins new shoulder and Meryam's old mince pies.

In this bumper bundle there's the old man and his lemons, Granny Chaos and her Dutch days, and Johnny Detail gets miffed.

In this packed episode it's the debut of Granny Chaos, Donna Kebab's horrible Christmas, Johnny Detail's discount doughnuts and Sharon spills the tea on her holiday to Japan.

In this bag of goodness Donna Kebab battles technology, Meryam's rude customers and who's on Johnny Detail's special list?

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. In this episode giant hazelnuts, word mix-ups, Percy Perkins gay club ideas and 1 star Mexican hotels.

A rare glimpse into the childhood that forged Percy Perkins, feeding Donna's mother and a meeting with the line manager.

A trip to the British Library goes horribly wrong, Tea drinkers of the world indentified and introducing Donna's coconut smelling back door man

The threat of the new library, Smooth Terry will live forever smelling fine and the former convict's online learning.

In this episode we hear about Percy's mate's dodgy purchase, Bolivian miners chucking dynamite about and why MI6 might want to meet Meryam.

Meet Frank - he's a scouse stickler, what DID happen in Epping, and the odd ways of doing things in an alien library.

Animals and music, Donna Kebab's gone all Jane Austen and Johnny Detail's potty mouth gets him into trouble.

Percy's off to Romford to look at toys, the miracle of Smooth Terry's eyebrows and the toothless Ninja needs to get into town.

Sharon's still not in Japan, the man from Carolina has good chat, a mystery hat appears and Johnny Detail's stuck on 'sorry' mode.

Spies in the Children's Library, Donna Kebab's Christmas list, the car crash couple and library love in the swinging 60s.

Mad facts from the Sheik, update on Sandra's holiday to Japan, and introducing dodgy Donna Kebab.

Smooth Terry investigates swearing, Percy Perkins and his organ issues and the ancient lovers all come in to the House of Books today.

Smiler enters to write his dystopian novel, one customer threw his keys out of his flat's window and then gets locked out - the library to the rescue! And no coins in Iran?

In this packed episode we learn about library pen etiquette the hard way from Zena the Zealot, we meet the boy with the bag of guns (?), Johnny Detail returns, and its the debut of Sharky.

Heath Ledger's hair doppleganger and her sad luggage is this episodes big story. Plus the moth lover and the Mrs & Mrs bound for Sheffield.

Johnny Detail and The Sheik go at it between the shelves.Also anti-fish Sandra's off to Japan dressed as Sherlock Holmes.