Ton's Kitchen: After Hours

In Australia, An 18th birthday is a special one, because it is the coming of age day when you're legally an adult. Turning 21 is the day you get the symbolic key to the door, when you are trusted as a responsible member of the family. In our family, they were a great excuse for a huge piss up. The celebrations were chaos, with kegs of beer andtestosterone cocktails. Whichusually ended in punch-ups… ,police intervention, and brutal tests of loyalty.

A coming-of-age celebration… Sharpie style.Kegs in the carport.Testosterone in the air.And a front yard that turned into a battleground.When loyalty gets tested, not everyone walks away the same.Welcome to My Daymare — Bit 11:A Sparrow, A Dove, and A Flapper

When I was around ten years old, our Christmas holiday adventure was a 600-kilometre drive to visit Mum’s brother. Mum and Dad threw me and Vic in the car… and nine hours later we arrived to a welcome colder than lukewarm.Come along for the ride and see how it turned out.

After losing my job… I set off on my biggest adventure yet.Fifty kilometres of open road… a backpack full of sandwiches…and one surprise visit that didn’t quite go to plan...

Welcome to my Daymare – Bit 8The Chair Man & The Hit ManThechairman wreaked havoc.Sue ran.He hunted down his littleslaves…The danger level was redlining.Until… the hit manfinally showed his hand.

Welcome to My Daymare – Bit 7: Day of the Dancing DeadSome memories don’t fade… they linger, sharp and unsettling.In this episode, I revisit life around a man whose presence turned ordinary days into something far darker than they should have been. Moments of fear, strange lessons, and childhood confusion blur together into scenes that still echo decades later.This chapter carries the weight of violence, survival, and the uneasy feeling of never knowing what might happen next… until the day finally ends, and all that’s left is the need to wash it off and breathe again.Welcome to My Daymare.

Welcome back to Ton's Kitchen: After Hours.In this episode of Welcome To My Daymare, we hit the Road to Riches… or at least my childhood version of it.With five kids to feed, Mum worked hard to keep us clothed and fed, and watching her hustle lit a fire in me early. From selling homemade string art along the front fence to picking chokos off the neighbour’s vine, I was determined to prove that money really could grow on trees… or vines.But not every road to riches runs smooth. A run-in with the law shuts down my backyard empire, pushing me into door-knocking jobs, delivery work, and eventually some riskier ways to make a few dollars.What started as honest hustle slowly drifted toward darker territory… and the first cracks in the road ahead began to show.Welcome To My Daymare – Bit 6Road to Riches

**Welcome back to Ton's Kitchen: After Hours.**This mini episode from *Welcome To My Daymare* dives into one of my earliest memories… and one of the most terrifying.A family trip to Cronulla beach turns into chaos when a simple splash in shallow water becomes a fight for survival. What started as childhood fun quickly spiraled into panic, confusion, and a moment that could have changed everything.Was it just a freak accident… or the first time darkness came looking for my brother Vic?Some memories fade. Others stay buried beneath the surface, waiting for the tide to drag them back into the light.**Welcome To My Daymare – Bit 5 (Mini)****Drowning in A Sea of Memories**

This is Bit 4 of the "Welcome to My Daymare" series from Ton’sKitchen: After Hours.In this bit, young Chubsy discovers beauty, embarrassment, and heartbreak in one unforgettable moment. A childhood crush, a sudden accident, and a memory that left more thanjust a scar.

In Part 1, I told you about Rusty’s bicycleaccident… the one that nearly finished him.But that was only the beginning.In this episode, the near misses keep stacking up.Rusty dodges danger more times than seems possible… from a broken needle travelling through his veins, to accidents, fights, and brushes with death that could’ve ended differently.As the older boys drift deeper into gang life, anew identity begins to take shape.Walking canes, sharp haircuts,short jeans, and street pride… the birth of the Aussie Sharpies.While the older boys chase chaos across dragstrips, dance halls, and rival gangs, a young Chubsy watches from the sidelines… desperate to belong, idolising the violence, the bravado, and the wild freedom of the Sharpie world.There are moments of danger.Moments of heartbreak.Moments of dark humour that only make sense when yougrow up surrounded by madness.From first kisses to fist fights…from gang rituals to family chaos…this is the story of growing up on theedge of something dangerous… and wanting in.Raw memories.Wild youth.True stories from the Sharpie years.Next Bit: The Most Beautiful Girl in the World

Today’s episode of Ton’s Kitchen: After Hours is a special birthday tribute to my mum… better known to some as Grotty Auntie Dotty.Born Dorothy Pearl Plater in the coastal town of Maclean, she lived a life that was anything but ordinary—full of laughter, struggle, creativity, and just a touch of the supernatural.From surviving childhood accidents and carrying lifelong scars…to raising a family through tough times…to consulting spirits for horse racing tips…Mum had a way of turning life’s chaos into something strangely magical.She was a poet, a performer, and a character who once took the stage on Hey Hey It's Saturday… dressed as a garbage can.This episode is about remembering her not just for the hard moments…but for the laughter she gave us.Happy 39th, Mum... again! 💛• Personal Story• True Stories• Dark Humor• Family• Australian Stories• Storytelling

This is Bit 2 of the "Welcome to My Daymare" series from Ton’s Kitchen: After Hours.In this bit, Chubsy learns that survival sometimes means sharpening instincts early. Childhood lessons come fast, rough, and without warning, shaping the mindset needed to survive the chaos ahead.Trigger warning: contains references to domestic violence and traumatic events.Next up: Bit 3 — Hanging With The Sharpies

This is Bit 1 of the "Welcome to My Daymare" series from Ton’s Kitchen: After Hours.In this bit, Chubsy opens the door to childhood chaos, strange characters, and the kind of memories that stick like gum on a hot footpath. Meet Rusty and the world that shaped the stories to come.Next up: Bit 2 — Killer Instinct