Too Broke Dads

This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode.Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (complete with completely made-up awards like “Elite Double Diamond”) and his son’s baseball schedule. Meanwhile, Scott’s Sunday turns into a logistical nightmare of soccer games, birthday parties, camp orientations, and a 36-minute pit stop at home just to rescue melting groceries.Along the way, they debate the insanity of youth sports culture, the true cost of kids’ activities (financial and mental), and whether any of it actually makes sense. Plus: a passionate Chicago pizza debate (Barnaby’s vs. everyone), grocery delivery horror stories, and why weekends are somehow more exhausting than the workweek.If you’ve ever needed a weekend to recover from your weekend—this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Too Broke Dads, the guys are running on minimal sleep and maximum nonsense. What starts with a questionable eye infection quickly spirals into one of the most relatable parenting topics yet: the weird, hilarious, and slightly embarrassing things families say and do that you assume are normal… until adulthood hits.From “tushy burps” to accidental Playboy conversations with the kids, Jordan and Scott swap stories about childhood misunderstandings, outdated catalogs, and the awkward moments that come with raising curious kids. They also dive into wild Guinness World Records, debate how those people actually function in society, and somehow end up analyzing Playboy’s modern business model.Plus, the dads speculate on who Morgan Wallen might bring out on stage in Chicago and why that matters more than it probably should.It’s a mix of dad life, nostalgia, and completely off-the-rails tangents—just the way you like it.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are back… and somehow even broker.This week spirals quickly from a “simple” car scratch into a full-blown financial meltdown. One wife takes out a gas station pole (RIP), an $11 Instagram miracle product fails spectacularly, and a rental car gets the Sharpie treatment — because nothing says “problem solved” like arts and crafts.But the chaos doesn’t stop there. We’ve got cracked windshields, broken washers, a grill destroyed by hurricane-force winds, and a surprise bee infestation that may or may not require a full home evacuation.Oh—and just when you think it can’t get worse? Travel sports season is back, parents are chirping in multiple languages, and the summer expense avalanche is coming in HOT.If you’ve ever tried to fix a major problem with a minor budget… this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are back… kinda. With a fresh rebrand to Too Broke Dads, the guys kick things off by debating spelling, double entendres, and whether 11-year-olds should be trusted as brand consultants.From there, it’s a full-on descent into peak dad life: freezing at early morning soccer games, wearing wildly inappropriate footwear, and navigating the chaos of Midwest spring sports where you need a winter coat at 8AM and sunscreen by noon.But the real showdown? A heated (and borderline scientific?) debate over hydration. Is a massive 116-ounce water jug the key to peak health—or just the most ridiculous thing ever brought into a house? Expect strong opinions, questionable math, and absolutely zero medical credibility.Plus: March Madness breakdowns, Michigan fandom, Tiger Woods drama, Masters predictions, and why every dad’s trunk is basically a mobile disaster zone.It’s dad life, sports talk, and complete nonsense—just the way it should be.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are BACK—and somehow already in trouble.In this unhinged Season 2 premiere of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott record live from the airport after a family spring break trip that can only be described as controlled chaos. From nearly abandoning a rental car (with the keys still in it) to cramming eight people and 16 bags into a clown car with bald tires, this episode is peak dad travel energy.They break down the realities of “vacation” with kids (spoiler: it’s just parenting in a different location), the financial black hole known as Five Below, and the silent horror of a broken car radio on a 45-minute drive. Plus, the return of dad debates like Skyline Chili, questionable travel decisions, and why anniversary trips to Cincinnati might not scream romance.It’s messy, it’s relatable, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from two dads just trying to survive family life—one airport mishap at a time.Welcome back to Season 2. Dad mode is fully activated.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powerhouse. From butter knives and scandals at Michigan to the subjectivity of the Heisman Trophy, the guys break down why some programs crumble while others finally have their moment.They also dive headfirst into the chaos of December dad life: holiday parties, work deadlines, freezing football games, gift overload, spoiled kids, discipline vs. “fun parent” debates, and why modern parenting feels like financial death by a thousand Amazon packages. Add in cold weather misery, haircut planning, holiday travel, and a candid announcement of the show’s first real break, and you’ve got a classic Broke Ass Dads episode—equal parts sports, sarcasm, and survival.The dads sign off with gratitude, laughs, and a well-earned holiday hiatus before coming back strong in the new year.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this hilarious, high-energy episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan recap a wild night out as they venture from their quiet suburban lives into the chaos of Wrigleyville to watch Indiana clinch its first outright Big Ten Championship since 1945. From freezing on the train surrounded by Gen-Z “six-seven” chanters, to getting bullied by overconfident 20-year-olds at Sluggers, to witnessing Ohio State implode in spectacular fashion — the dads break down every moment with their signature sarcasm and storytelling.They dive deep into Indiana’s insane football turnaround, the fallout of Ohio State’s missed chip-shot field goal, why Georgia might be the most dangerous team in the playoff, and whether Notre Dame is becoming the biggest sore loser in college football. The guys also reflect on aging, dad responsibilities, late-night Taco Bell decisions, and what it means to party like you're 22 when you’re definitely… not.Perfect for fans of sports banter, dad humor, and unfiltered real-life ridiculousness.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this week’s episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott crawl out of the Thanksgiving haze—20 pounds heavier, slightly injured (thanks to some aggressive turkey carving), and fully traumatized by long restaurant tables and family politics. The guys break down the chaos of hosting, “kids vs. adults” table conversations, cousins walks, and the magical transformation from Thanksgiving to full-blown winter overnight.Then things take a turn as Jordan exposes his jam-packed December dilemma: corporate holiday parties, networking events disguised as “holiday cheer,” six-hour Teams meetings that may or may not include dinner, and more confusion than one man can handle. Scott attempts to talk him off the ledge (while also roasting him mercilessly), offering wardrobe tips and decoding what actually qualifies as a holiday party.From snowy Midwest vibes to HR-approved cocktail hours, this episode hits the sweet spot of dad life, corporate nonsense, and holiday season comedy.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates like mac and cheese vs. stuffing, to the mysteries of why turkeys only seem to exist one month out of the year, the guys deliver their signature unfiltered dad humor.Jordan breaks down his hosting game plan for 15 hungry guests — including brining timelines, thawing panic, and why dessert has become a full-contact sport. Scott brings the chaos with tales of massive family gatherings, his top-secret pie plug, and the brilliant-or-insane timing of scheduling a colonoscopy immediately after the most gluttonous weekend of the year.If you've ever debated cranberry sauce styles, questioned why Turkey is always dry, or wondered whether a post-Thanksgiving colon cleanse is tactical or traumatic, this episode is for you. Grab your stretchy pants — it’s a feast.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to juggle cheer practice, a birthday party, a dance recital, and the elusive “purple costume bag”… all while desperately trying to make it downtown for the Michigan vs. Northwestern game at Wrigley.From wrong directions, chaotic timelines, and a shockingly competent 6-year-old daughter, to Jordan’s tales of missing keys, freezer mysteries, and accidental wallet-less adventures… this episode is peak dad comedy.Plus:• Why dads should never be responsible for costume logistics • Why Apple Wallet might destroy families • Why every recital should come with a jail-time voucher for exhausted dads • And the legendary story of stealing a wedding centerpiece to save a marriage (kind of)A chaotic, hilarious, painfully relatable episode for every parent who’s ever tried — and failed — to pretend they’re in control of the weekend.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on what it means to be “geriatric” dads. From struggling to climb the stairs, to debating the proper bedtime for grown men, to nursing battle wounds from key lime pie — it’s a masterclass in middle-aged comedy.The conversation spirals hilariously into sports fandom and family life: the Indiana Hoosiers’ dream season, the Chicago Bears’ eternal heartbreak, mall errands during game day, and the art of dad-level shower routines. Add a dash of aging humor, a sprinkle of college nostalgia, and the faint sound of a leaky ceiling, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of dad life.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this hilarious “Broke Ass Dads” episode, Jordan and Scott dive into post-Halloween chaos, dad aging woes, and a World Series that left them both speechless. From Jordan’s candy addiction and “shaving cream fights” confession to Scott’s rookie mistake of critiquing his wife’s yoga pants, nothing is off-limits in this backyard therapy session. The dads also debate Midwest winters, the dangers of shopping wives armed with credit cards, and the greatest baseball series they’ve ever witnessed. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, this episode is a home run of dad humor, sarcasm, and suburban survival.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott spiral from roasting “Love Is Blind” to full-blown Hoosier football fever. The dads debate whether reality show contestants have brain cells, gush over Indiana’s shocking dominance in college football, and break down why Coach Cignetti might actually be the Saban of the Midwest. Then, they pivot into full Halloween mode — from favorite candies (including some very questionable dark chocolate confessions) to neighborhood hot dog legends, kid costumes, and the perils of trick-or-treating in 40-degree weather. It’s dad life, sarcasm, and chaos — the Broke Ass way.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are back and diving headfirst into fall weather, youth sports chaos, and the strange world of internet commenters. Jordan shares his viral post that sparked an online civil war about punctuality and parenting, while Scott reveals how one reality TV contestant—Sparkle Megan from Love Is Blind—has single-handedly wrecked his household budget.From sarcastic dad humor to spousal Amazon habits and a potential Kygo-themed 9th birthday party, this episode hits every note of suburban dad life. Tune in for laughs, relatability, and a reminder that sometimes your biggest financial risk isn’t inflation—it’s your wife discovering new influencers.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week, the Broke Ass Dads are all over the map — literally. Jordan’s juggling travel, kids’ sports, and a wife who (apparently) can talk for hours in a parking lot, while Scott debates whether his college football obsession is actually a religion. The guys dive into college football chaos, Major League Baseball heartbreak, and why certain fanbases just can’t let go.Then things take a spooky turn — from over-the-top Halloween setups and blown fuses to whether a “bowl of candy on the porch” makes you a bad dad. It’s another hilarious, caffeine-fueled rant-fest about priorities, parenting, and pretending we have it all together.Expect: sarcasm, dad logic, sports heartbreak, Halloween safety violations, and a debate on which spouse is the better human.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this hilarious and relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go full Midwest mode — swapping dad stories, baseball debates, and college football takes that hit every suburban dad nerve.Scott’s fresh off a father-son trip to Ann Arbor, where his 8-year-old son experiences his first Michigan game — and maybe his first college crush. Jordan’s weighing a major dad dilemma: does he take his son to a late-night Cubs playoff game in Milwaukee on a school night? Cue the debates about bedtime, traffic, Wrigley vs. American Family Field, and delicate dad bones that “can’t handle 60-degree weather.”The guys dive into Midwest pride, fatherhood, the chaos of travel sports weekends, and why the “drop third strike” rule in baseball might be the dumbest thing ever invented. It’s part history lesson, part sports banter, part parenting therapy session — and 100% Broke Ass Dads.🎧 Whether you’re a Cubs or Tigers fan, a Midwest transplant, or just a tired parent trying to justify bad decisions with “it’s for the memories,” this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Jordan admits to a major bagel binge that spirals into a hilarious debate with Scott about kids’ eating habits, parenting philosophies, adventurous vs. cautious children, and why both dads might not survive family camp activities. From sushi-loving 10-year-olds to chicken-nugget purists, this episode dives into the chaos of raising kids with very different tastes—and even more different personalities. Throw in some questionable hot tub etiquette, bagel guilt, and suburban dad survival stories, and you’ve got classic Broke Ass Dads chaos.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The dads are back, and this week it’s all about family trips, New York adventures, and the chaos that comes with mixing kids, parents, and Broadway. Scott shares the highs and lows of bringing his family to NYC—think Times Square madness, carrying a sick 6-year-old through Central Park, and debating cabs vs. Ubers. Plus, hear how a Broadway classic collided with Michigan football, and how very different their wives approach shopping in the city. Jordan and Scott also compare their dad-skills (handyman vs. hire-a-guy) and uncover surprising overlaps in their suburban dad lives.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Jordan is back from a work trip to Nashville, and he’s got stories. From live music on every corner to surprisingly great food (yes, even at conference time), he and Scott break down why Nashville might be the best work trip city in the country. They compare top destinations for business travel, roast the worst (looking at you, Orlando), swap bourbon and tequila stories, and even dive into some Chicago Bears misery. Whether you’re a dad who travels for work, loves music, or just enjoys hearing two guys rant about sports and life, this one hits.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the madness of travel sports—soccer blowouts, parents who can’t find the field, and the mystery of missing jerseys. From green gummies to GameChanger apps, no sideline moment is safe. Then the dads tackle their school district’s new “Let Grow” program, designed to teach kids independence… but is it really for the kids, or the parents? With plenty of laughs, strong opinions, and a little public-shaming humor, this episode is all about modern parenting in the suburbs.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionable draft picks (looking at you, Travis Swift), to the idea of betting on youth sports prop bets, this episode goes hilariously off the rails. Mix in Scott’s 40th birthday tequila unboxing, travel sports dad rants, and an alarm that may or may not signal the end of times, and you’ve got peak After Dark chaos. Grab a pour of additive-free tequila and join the ride.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8-year-olds. Between dodging Labor Day tournaments, debating whether dogs are worth the hassle, and cutting bagels in a grocery store break room, the dads reveal just how much time, money, and sanity these commitments demand. Toss in fantasy football drafts, participation trophies, and family time sacrificed for soccer, and you’ve got a full dose of dad life chaos — with plenty of laughs along the way.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of school supply shopping, the stress of missing deadlines, and the absurdly specific lists that push parents to the brink. From hunting down highlighters to debating Ninja Turtle colors, the dads share their hilarious misadventures, parenting fails, and a few lessons in patience. Plus, they wrap up summer with a trip to see the Savannah Bananas, proving that even in chaos, dad life never runs out of stories.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of back-to-school shopping season. From “accidentally” buying matching first-day outfits, to spouses turning returns into an excuse for more shopping, to the great backpack debate (do kids really need a new one every year?), nothing is off-limits. The dads share hilarious outlet mall adventures, the hunt for affordable sneakers, food court horror stories, and why school starting in mid-August just doesn’t make sense. Oh—and there’s a detour into miniature golf, winter survival strategies, and a questionable Shaquille O’Neal marketing pitch.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critiques, generational confusion, and tequila-fueled realizations of just how old they’ve gotten. From navigating Gen Z bar culture to debating whether a Celsius energy drink spiked with High Noon is a beverage innovation or lawsuit waiting to happen, Jordan and Scott pull no punches. They also dive into hangover science, questionable seltzer trends, dad bod fashion, and how festival life changes after 35. It’s a full send into midlife with humor, heartburn, and a side of Taco Bell.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a shirtless stain removal, oyster-eating while wearing white jeans, and a backstage run-in with Tiësto (and two very underdressed influencers).They break down the sensory overload of the Sphere, Backstreet Boys ballads, gambling wins, and a pool party featuring a woman in a hoodie with cat ears — fully submerged in 110° heat. Also: a fan encounter that proves “Broke Ass Jordan” is officially internet famous.Vegas might be in the rearview, but the stomach issues, travel sports, and looming back-to-school chaos are just getting started. You don’t want to miss this one.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas trip with more anxiety than excitement. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the realities of dad-level trip planning, whether liquid IV drips are worth it, the art of gambling without blowing your retirement, and which senses they’d sacrifice for survival (spoiler: vision stays). Oh, and they’re hitting the Sphere for a Backstreet Boys show—debates about NSYNC and merch included. From IV lounges to buffet debates and ATM fees, this episode is your hilarious, practical, and slightly hungover guide to surviving Las Vegas as a 30- or 40-something parent.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and marital negotiations.They weigh the pros and cons of all-inclusive resorts, beachside tequila therapy, and the fine art of pretending Florida is a glamorous international getaway. There’s even a bold plan to take over spring break planning themselves—spoiler: it ends in mild panic and an Equifax alert. Oh, and next week? They promise a “Dad’s Guide to Doing Vegas Right.”Whether you’re booking the Aman Yara or sneaking across the street for a staycation, this episode hits all the broke dad feels.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hotel lobby bars during a travel softball tournament, Scott was enjoying a classic lakeside 4th — until a black-tie wedding in 96° heat crashed the party.They rant about travel sports robbing family time, weddings scheduled on national holidays, tequila surprises in Iowa, and the ongoing saga of not seeing their spouses during sports season. Amid the sarcasm, there’s real talk about parenting, growing kids, bittersweet milestones, and even a few “get to know your wife again” moments.If you’ve ever traded fireworks for foul balls or debated if “cover charge” is the right term for watching your own kid’s game — this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to make sense of a mysterious moving box labeled “living room clothes.” Oh, and surprise: Jordan’s dad (a.k.a. Broke Ass Papa) joins the show and drops some classic Vegas wisdom, 80s-style fatherhood reflections, and one crucial tip for surviving Sin City.With the kids heading off to camp, the dads plot their grown-up escape — a Backstreet Boys concert at The Sphere in Vegas, a few DARTY (day party) plans, and enough steakhouse drama to question why a piece of meat costs $1,000. Nostalgia, sarcasm, and heatstroke warnings included.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state troopers to the bougie vs. rustic overnight camp debate, the dads share their own wild stories of father-son camp weekends—complete with creaky bunks, 2:45 AM toilet flushes, and questionable sleep arrangements. They break down the absurd cost of sleepaway camp and whether it’s really worth it (spoiler: sort of), all while uncovering the real benefits—independence, off-the-grid time, and camp friends for life. Whether your kids go to camp or not, this episode will have you laughing, sweating, and reconsidering how you spend your summer.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went wildly off-course and landed in scenic (and confusing) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The dads recount their harrowing 8-hour journey to New York, complete with circling delays, militant flight attendants, and bathroom emergencies. But don't worry—it all ends with fine tequila at a surprise celebrity-owned NYC bar. The guys also dive deep into their passion for additive-free tequila, shout out their favorite brands, and explain how drinking tequila might even cure your headaches (maybe). Buckle up for flight trauma, hotel coincidences, NYC madness, and a smooth tequila education.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jordan dive into the chaos of moving with kids, sticker-shock from moving company quotes, and the mafia-level tape charges movers sneak in. Plus, the guys explore the absurdity of insurance math, share tips (and warnings) from past moves, and take a hilarious detour into cul-de-sacs, roleplay jokes, and neighborhood reputations. If you've ever packed a box or tried to avoid it, this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all.They also tackle the struggle of keeping kids off screens, the hunt for summer structure, and why camp might be the last bastion of sanity. Toss in some dad-banter, a TikTok shoutout, a questionable credit card charge, and a moving-day crisis, and you've got an episode every parent will feel deep in their tired soul.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing the chill vibes of girls' softball to the intensity of boys' baseball — and marvel at the mystery of bourbon-toting parents. They also explore the financial tsunami that hits every family this time of year: summer camps, home maintenance, vacation costs, and surprise bills (including those sneaky moving violations in orange envelopes). Whether you're team underground sprinkler or hose-and-hope, you’ll laugh (and maybe cringe) along with these suburban dads navigating the madness of late spring. Plus, get ready for next week’s moving mayhem and marital meltdowns.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the dads dive deep into the world of suburban SUVs, third-row seating debates, and whether remote start is the most essential feature in the Midwest. Plus, they wade into hot water with EV enthusiasts and environmentalists. Are they just old-school or out of touch? Tune in and decide for yourself.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal honesty. From signing papers on a new house to planning (and failing to plan) 10-year anniversary celebrations, the guys discuss everything from bed politics and gift-giving anxiety to whether switching sides of the bed is a sign of pure madness.Expect tangents on hotel room layouts, Chicago’s Pope, Lincoln Park Zoo’s sad animal count, and a very unromantic anniversary dinner that now includes kids and a father-in-law. Plus, find out what kind of dessert gets Jordan excited, what really happened on Scott’s wedding night, and why aluminum foil might just be the perfect 10-year gift.It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and unmistakably Broke Ass Dads.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the merits of joint vs. individual gifts, and whether experiences trump material items. Scott reveals his wife's aggressive home renovation plans, while Jordan considers renting out rooms for 4th of July parking. Plus, they rave about Aesthetics Temple and their special Mother's Day packages (be warned, wives may get hooked!).🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology (spoiler: double-stuffed reigns supreme). But it’s not just snacks on the docket — Scott and Jordan tackle the classic "his vs. hers" dilemmas, from gluten-free groceries to home improvement chaos. Scott shares the joy of discovering his "perfectly fine" brick house might need new windows, new paint, and a total backyard makeover. Meanwhile, Jordan gleefully stirs the pot (and clears out Scott's bank account). The guys also chat about vacation styles, the art of the airport drink, and why booking experiences beats retail therapy any day. It’s a hilarious ride through spring cleaning, marital compromises, and dreams of hardscaped backyard paradises that may (or may not) ever happen. Grab your Oreos and tune in — you won’t want to miss this one.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained and great for dodging awkward convos), and both dads unpack the emotional—and financial—weight of moving with kids. Oh, and that Amazon guy? He’s basically part of the family now.If you’ve ever made a spontaneous life-changing decision because your wife ran out of storage space… this one’s for you.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculous purchases they’re guilted into, debate the Stanley cup epidemic, and call out the sneaky invoice culture of kid activities.Plus, the dads get fired up about the Masters, defend Bryson DeChambeau (their unofficial sponsor), and explore why Easter Sunday falling on 4/20 might create the weirdest egg hunt ever. Also, did Jesus really love bunnies? Yeah… we go there.It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it’s 100% BAD.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena, a venue so dated its carpet rivals that of the Las Vegas airport. But the real smackdown begins when they tackle the wallet-obliterating costs of travel sports – hockey, volleyball, soccer, baseball, and softball are covered. They compare coordinating their kids' busy schedules to solving a string-and-thumbtack conspiracy theory, and debate whether their wives like them more during travel season simply because they see them less. Finally, they question whether a trip to Cooperstown is more attainable than covering their ever-increasing travel sport debt. Turns out, the true winners aren’t the kids, but the companies selling heated stadium chairs, overpriced bats, and therapy for broke ass dads.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill (because you know they tried something), they cover it all. Plus, the airport snacks that require a second mortgage, a baby and a dog living their best lives in first class, and the absolute madness of March — March Madness and The Masters, that is. Spring sports are in full swing, and the dads are here for it.Tune in for the laughs, the complaints, and maybe a little jealousy over that dog’s upgraded seat.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila choices, and the hilarious world of bad resort reviews. From top-shelf tequilas to vacation hangovers (or lack thereof), no topic is off-limits. Grab a drink (preferably with a tiny umbrella) and join the Broke Ass Dads for a vacation state of mind!🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the great snack debate (Goldfish or bust), and why Scott is ready to fight anyone who swears by packing cubes. Buckle up, grab your travel-sized tequila, and get ready for some dad-level spring break wisdom—aka, survival tips wrapped in pure comedy.🎧 Tune in, laugh, and let’s get through this trip together! #BrokeAssDads🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning. From impulse buys that scream “bad decision” to a deep dive into whether Scott’s neighbor is secretly a serial killer (or just really into yard work), this episode is packed with laughs, dad wisdom, and financial regrets.Tune in as the dads justify their ridiculous purchases, debate the true purpose of zip ties, and try (and fail) to stay on budget.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini travel irons to earwax cameras, no Amazon cart is safe.Our wives come prepared with receipts (literally), exposing our questionable spending habits while conveniently ignoring their four shopping folders and 480 open browser tabs. Meanwhile, Scott defends his gallon of activated charcoal (for… reasons?), and Jordan doubles down on his jetpack-style sleep contraption.Will we survive this financial inquisition? Or are we just as guilty as they say? Tune in to find out—and let us know who’s really the bigger offender in your household!🎧 Listen now!📲 Follow us on Instagram @BrokeAssDads and tell us your dumbest purchase!🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs. From dramatic Amazon reviews to questionable marketing choices, the dads break down the insanity of online shopping, the dangers of “subscribe and save,” and why their houses are slowly turning into warehouses of unnecessary junk. They also share listener-submitted shopping fails and debate whether cutting the cord on cable has actually saved them money (spoiler: it hasn’t).Join the chaos, the roasts, and the relentless questioning of why their wives keep buying in bulk. Don’t forget to send in your most ridiculous purchases @BrokeAssDads on Instagram!🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, we’re diving into the daily struggles of dad life—from questionable hygiene habits to financial debates that only make sense when you’re married. Are washcloths really doing the job, or are we all just lying to ourselves? Plus, we break down another round of our wives’ Amazon purchases (because, of course, they found something ridiculous to buy again). Buckle up for laughs, relatable rants, and some truly unnecessary spending.🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads

Welcome to the debut episode of 'Broke Ass Dads,' the podcast where Jordan and Scott hilariously navigate the wild ride of suburban fatherhood and financial chaos. These two broke dads dive into their first episode by venting about their wives' out-of-control online shopping sprees. From homes that resemble Amazon distribution centers to bizarre purchases like a homeless chic blown glass Ziploc candy dish and a portable inflatable Hot Wheels bed, nothing is off-limits. They laugh at their misfortune, discuss ridiculous household economics, and invite listeners to share equally outrageous shopping stories. The episode promises tons of laughs, relatable banter, and a sneak peek into future antics, including a live unboxing of whatever absurdity shows up at their doors next. Grab a drink (if you can afford it) and join the broke dad brigade! #BrokeAssDads #AmazonAddiction #HomelessChic #OvernightDelivery🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTokNew episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads