Tools

Just a brief preamble this week where Imperial Pete revisits 'galoshes-gate' and Metric Max makes the case to narrow the scope of which tools they discuss. Then the moulding bar comes in for heavy scrutiny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete pushes the Astro Van to its limits. Metric Max encouters more yappy German workers. Then the boys unveil a new and improved rating system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete continues trying to wean himself off beer by substituting it with magic mushrooms. Metric Max reveals an eyewitness account of a rare sighting over the Swiss Alps. Then the boys discuss just how pointless the intersection of Silicon Valley tech and jobsite tools can be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete unfurls "the swastika siding scandal". Metric Max acquires a new target: linear drains. Then they load up for a major tool. Can the guys give the table saw an honest rating? Or has "carpenter's choice" obliterated the already shaky rating system? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete explore the nuances of dog fucking. A caller implores them to consider other trades when rating a tool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete ask the pressing question: Is drywall organic? Plus, German guy's manifseto that lays out a 100 year plan to revolutionize the way people work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete and Metric Max declare war on Crispo Canada's enshitified spikes. Plus: the "Shopping Theory" of prefab home construction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete attempt to bring more accuracy to the rating system by introducing a new category called "Carpenter's Choice". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even Metric Max and Imperial Pete need a break. We'll be back in September. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete welcome another caller to the program. She airs her thoughts on the workwear debate. Plus we meet Martin Barzailis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Villagers introduce Metric Max to his Gallic doppelganger. Imperial Pete pushes the limits of heat exhaustion, and improvises a new style of workwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete troubleshoot a job Max will travel to France to complete. A surprise call-in guest transforms the episode into Bucketshead Revisited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete's challenges with water on the job continue. Metric Max's eyes are opened to an important impact driver innovation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max experiences Final Destination on the streets of Berlin. Imperial Pete embraces his name by tipping Cuban people with Mastercraft tools. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Tools we invite you to enjoy a top-tier music drop, a digression about what wood is used for Scrabble tiles, and special guest Tammi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete explains why, despite being carpenter, he does not wear a tool belt. Metric Max talks about a client who implied he should remove his shoes on the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete have a nice conversation about taping. They also ponder the intellectual and political consequences of Worktunes replacing the radio on the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imperial Pete and Metric Max grow frustrated with messy electricians, and find common ground on the many definitions for a 'stench. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete become increasingly enamored with Italians. A basement job becomes a block party while Pete is at the dump. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max investigates the regimented world of German workwear. Imperial Pete unleashes a class-based analysis of the popularity of Carhartt among those who do not live the jobsite lifestyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max takes a stand against merch. Imperial Pete makes a fatal mistake by dividing a room in two. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The culture clash between Canadian and Central European jobsite habits continues. Imperial Pete takes us to the frontlines of the cordless revolution. Plus, special guest Tammi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max encouters a troubling set of circumstances on the job. Will his German co-workers drive him to madness? Imperial Pete is building a koi pond for a rich guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You know how many buckets I have in the Astro van? Six." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Riddle me this. Have you ever seen a guy go to Nova Era, buy a bun, buy 100 grams of salami and then take out his insulation saw and cut the bread with it to make a sangwich?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to realize that their ranking system needs more nuance than a tool being either 'good' or 'garbage'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heavy hitter this episode. Is the Sawzall a top tool? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete discuss the finer points of the tape measure, and a rare funny German joke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is a tool? What happens when you accidentallly pierce a can of spray foam at Home Depot? A ranking system emerges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Metric Max and Imperial Pete talk about the jigsaw and the distinctions between "sewing machine" tools, and "salad spinner" tools. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.