TOSAJO

[Intro]Yeah…Back again…Another shift, another mess…What’s wrong with these guys?[Verse 1]Walk in the warehouse, it’s a damn cartoon,Boxes flying like it’s breaking news at noon,Forklift driver think he’s in a Fast & Furious scene,Smash the shelf, then vanish like he never been seen.Rules on the wall but they don’t read a word,Brain on airplane mode, yeah, completely absurd,They drop a package, hear it crack like a beat,Then act surprised like “Yo, that wasn’t me!”[Chorus]Warehouse idiots, breaking everything,Hiding in the aisles like it’s hide-and-seek,Late again, fake again, blame the machine,But it’s always the same damn clown routine.They don’t work, they just chill in the back,Destroy the stock then cover up the track,Yeah, the warehouse madness never ends,I swear these fools ain’t learning, my friend.[Verse 2]Came in late like “Traffic was insane,”Bro you live five minutes down the lane,Then they disappear, where’d they go?Found ‘em sitting on pallets, moving slow-mo.They break a chair, then they blame the floor,Break a scanner, then they ask for more,And when the boss shows up, suddenly they sprint,Oscar-worthy acting, yeah, give ‘em an imprint.[Chorus]Warehouse idiots, breaking everything,Hiding in the aisles like it’s hide-and-seek,Late again, fake again, blame the machine,But it’s always the same damn clown routine.They don’t work, they just chill in the back,Destroy the stock then cover up the track,Yeah, the warehouse madness never ends,I swear these fools ain’t learning, my friend.[Bridge]I’m losing my mind, shift after shift,Watching them sabotage every single lift,This ain’t a job, it’s a circus show,And they the main act moving way too slow.[Verse 3]Tape not straight, labels wrong, what a surprise,Half the orders look like someone rolled dice,Customer complains, guess who gets blamed?Not the guy who packed it like a toddler untamed.They laugh it off like it’s just a game,But the damage stacks up, yeah it’s such a shame,I’m trying to keep it together, stay sane,But this warehouse crew is driving me insane.[Outro]Yeah…Warehouse madness…Somebody teach ‘em how to work…Or at least how to tell the truth.