Trick Talking Meat Podcast

Sex robots. Starfleet Academy. Super Bowl commercials.We’re not saying civilization is collapsing… but we’re asking questions.This week we debate:– Where’s the line with AI relationships?– Is modern Star Trek in trouble?– Why do halftime shows feel like music videos now?– And who earned a spot on the “Right Off” board?Strap in.

That's right meatheads! It's our own Valentines special and we're out the gate discussing our love of snacks, toys and the FRO list! Join on in and share your own F-Right-Off list candidates!

The crew returns to do what they do best: argue about movies, TV shows, comics, and why everything feels harder than it used to.Mel Brooks, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, Marvel, X-Men ’97, Wolverine, streaming fatigue, nostalgia bait, and the eternal question of when franchises should just stop. It’s a long, rambling conversation fueled by fandom, frustration, and the inability to leave anything alone.Listener discretion advised: extreme nerd energy.

It’s January. Everyone’s tired. Nothing’s fixed.The crew returns from the holidays ranting about flying anxiety, aging bodies, wrestling nostalgia, movies that should’ve quit while they were ahead, and why modern entertainment feels like one long merch table. Add bad food, worse economics, and zero optimism, and you’ve got the perfect start to a brand-new year.Same show. Same energy. No self-improvement.

A new year begins… and nothing improves.The Trick Talking Meat crew returns from winter break with stories of unclaimed mail disasters, awkward family Christmas moments, and gifts that probably should’ve stayed lost. Along the way, they spiral into Netflix cancellations, Stranger Things theories, weather chaos, holiday decorations that won’t die, and why going full Griswold on your neighbors is always the correct choice.It’s loud, profane, nostalgic, and exactly what you’d expect from people who promised no growth in 2026.

Things kick off thermonuclear hot about barcades, dead pinball machines, and drinks on arcade cabinets — which is exactly what “Don’t Be a Dick December” is supposed to prevent.Yeah… we made it about ten minutes. Good job, everyone.The TTM crew spirals into movie tropes, broken jukeboxes, toy-collector hell, thrift-store hunters, HasLab sticker shock, Disney clearance mysteries, and why William Shatner can absolutely stay off the wall.It’s nostalgia, and rage paired together like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid just in time for the holiday season.

The hosts kick off the holiday season with a simple message: don’t be a dick.From retail bathroom war stories to Black Friday chaos, questionable fireworks experiments (seriously, DO NOT), and a rant about theme parks nobody asked for, tis the season to be giving and the Trick Talking Meat delivers and then some!Expect:• Toilet disasters• Holiday PTSD• Toys R Us weirdness• Waffle House survival mode• movie tangents• Mildly unhinged life adviceHappy holidays. Sorry in advance.

Yep, it's that time of year again, and the Trick Talking Meat crew is here to give you some questionable travel tips just in time for the holiday travel season! From the best ways to support a local economy to the TSA-approved method of packing that fudge you bought in Uranus, Missouri (where else would you get it?) — get your head out of the gutter, that's our job.Tune in!

That's right! We're fed up to here with a long list of $#%&! Like Chunk in a cellar, we've taken about all we can take an we can't take no more! Tune in as we detail out each and every thing we'd like to see @#$% off for a while. You ain't seen a meat trick talk like this before, brother!18+ this week, but lets face it; it oughta be closer to <40 and >60 cause... well... yeah we go THERE... a LOT. So you've been warned Gen Z, your ears are gonna burn and to any Boomers out there listening: clutch your pearls! Cause we're goin OFF. You've been warned!

What starts as a simple conversation about DragonCon turns into a masterclass in bad ideas — from “allegedly” homemade napalm to Star Trek time-travel cults and the tragic death of the movie theater.The Meat spirals through pop-culture madness: alien sex in Nebraska, popcorn-bucket collectors, 4K ruining Tron, and a surprisingly passionate rant about Tom Cruise’s indestructible smugness.It’s nostalgia, chaos, and cinematic trauma — all lovingly deep-fried in buttered sarcasm.

Got your Silver Shamrock mask kids? Alright! Time to tune in to another thrilling unhinged detour into the mind of nerddom!

From Aston Martins and Batmobiles to collectible toys and the depths of anime depravity — the crew covers it all. Expect fast cars, faster tangents, and a detour straight through Hentai Hell.(Contains explicit humor. Listener discretion advised.)

“Dragon-Con” somebody says—and it’s all downhill from there. What starts as toy talk turns into tech failure, unemployment threats, and a full-blown Florida Man segment.With toys, tangents, and one missing mic. The Trick Talking Meat crew is back in form—loud, wrong, and very Florida.#Podcast #Comedy #FloridaMan #Toys #Hasbro #TrickTalkingMeat

Welcome back to Trick Talking Meat!In this third horrifyingly funny installment of our Oh, The Horror series, the gang summons the dark spirits of nostalgia and nonsense to talk about what really makes a movie horror.From Season of the Witch to Terrifier, from psychological thrillers to “is this horror or just trauma?”, we hack our way through like a B-movie slasher on RedBull (please send us money, RedBull). Expect hot takes, questionable logic, and at least one round of the Silver Shamrock jingle.

Kicking off October right with a follow up on our horror movie discussions pulled from deep within the Trick Talking Archives!#horror #tricktalkingmeat #nothing #comedy

We’re back in the cul-de-sac for Halloween round two: candy etiquette, costume/decor hot takes, and why the neighborhood projector is community service. Mid-show we careen into streaming/clipping shop talk, then close with some sequel/TV comfort-watch chatter. Ready for October.

It’s our own little kickoff to Spooky Season: neighborhood projector nights, trick-or-treat diplomacy, and a light audit of costumes and decor. There’s a quick nod to the show’s anniversary, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Police Academy aside, and plenty of cul-de-sac lore.Nostalgic, chaotic, and October-ready. Pull up a lawn chair—movie’s about to start.

Celebrate our recordiversary! It's been a year since we started recording (gotta wait til December for the Birthday celebration.)Think of this like celebrating the day your parents conceived you... Too much?

We kick off with sponsor love and dive into the collector economy: Barbies vs. action figures, vintage Trek, Star Wars sabers (Master Replicas & third-party makers), and why toy aisles feel weird right now (layoffs, tariffs, supply). We hit Collector Con chatter, Pokémon card whiplash, a quick KOTOR rumor riff, and then roast AI image generators—cursed hands, crunchy textures, and the internet’s most Alabama fever dreams.R-rated comedy, adult language. Opinions, jokes, and rumors—don’t quote us at Comic-Con.HighlightsSponsor shout & shop talk (Sasquatch Toys & Comics)Collector Con: booths, buyers, and what actually movesStar Wars sabers, vintage Star Trek, and Barbie’s comebackPokémon cards: from “couldn’t give ’em away” to “why are these $$$?”Things you should NEVER GoogleAI image generators: six fingers, weird faces, fun fails

The con commandments! We warm up with general pre-game banter, then hit the big DragonCon arc: the “drink on the shelf” bar saga, a cosplay etiquette PSA (consent, deodorant, and yes—dance belts/cups), a quick nice-guy 101 sanity check, hallway/line etiquette and hotel logistics, and a roommate-breakup-at-the-con fiasco.Language & adult humor (PG-13). Toss your best con-etiquette tip in the comments.HighlightsBar etiquette: don’t abandon your drink on the shelfCosplay PSA: consent to photos; deodorant checks; dance belts/cups“Nice-guy 101” and hallway/line survivalRoommate drama

Brother John’s birthday episode! We spiral from “TV shows that refuse to die” into what it takes to eat at a Waffle House, DIY plumbing adventures, grandma-cash nostalgia (Turtles & Joes forever, brother), aging-collector confessions, a quick Eras-tour riff, and a grab-bag of body-age one-liners.Language & adult humor ahead (allegedly). Watch the video on YouTube or Spotify, and drop your own cursed birthday story in the comments!

Sponsor this week: Sasquatch Toys & Comics (Homewood, AL) — tell ’em Trick Talking Meat sent you with Promo Code: MEATWe open with some SEC tribalism (Bama vs Auburn, which one's the red one?) and pro-wrestling as the ultimate soap opera. Then it’s Sauce Wars, delicious bone gummies (gelatin science!), and an olde-timey barbershop tangent that'll really smooth your coconuts (and it wasn't even The Spoiled Bat this time!) Then we B-side to a full VHS-night sprint: John Candy, Killer Klowns, Watcher in the Woods, RoboCop (the gnarlier cut), Guyver, Canon Films chaos, and Masters of the Universe (yep, Kevin Smith).Language & adult humor ahead (allegedly). Watch the video version on YouTube or Spotify.#TrickTalkingMeat #Podcast #80sMovies #BBQ #Wrestling #HeMan #CanonFilms #Nostalgia

In a follow-up to our famous Hulk Beer episode (“Whatcha Gonna Do When Real American Beer Runs Wild On You?”), we take a page outta Austin 3:16 and crack open a Stone Cold can of Whoop-Ass to deliver our verdict. And that's the bottom line ’cause the Trick Talking Meat said so... brother.In hindsight... we shoulda waited until Season 3, Episode 16 for this.

Join us as we tackle the hard-hitting questions: Can vampires get it up? Are cults just MLMs with Kool-Aid? And what’s the best soap for washing your hands between comic pages? A turtle famously modeled on Woody Allen needs to know.

We're recording uncut, live with our good friend Joe Crowe!Quizmaster, Wrestling Announcer, Manimal Master and Hulk Cologne Aficionado Extraordinaire.Yeah, you heard me, LIVE!Start to Finish! With an audience! The Hell were we thinking?!Hear what we have to say when we have to watch our damn mouths- and find out if we even can!

I'd say "You dont wanna know what we get into this week." but... yeah you do. You're here. We're here. Let's just be honest with ourselves, this is a place of healing. Tune in! As we dredge up yet another childhood trauma amidst our discussion on the latest Superman movie! Haven't seen it? NO SPOILERS HERE cause we aint seen it either!Disclaimer: The exact degenerate you think was the one to bring it up. But hey, we love her anyway.

This week’s episode is brought to you by the word “Allegedly.”Whether it’s Michael Jackson(allegedly), Bill Cosby (allegedly), P. Diddy (allegedly), or OJ (definitely), you need at least some legal buffer.Join the gang as we tiptoe through the minefield of celebrity behavior, lawsuit-worthy quotes, and one extremely suspect line out of SpoiledBat’s mouth (and it's not even about Elon Musk this time...)Featuring:– More verbal disclaimers than a true crime podcast– Bizarre theories, hot takes, and plausible deniability– The slow unraveling of our remaining good judgment...(wait, we had that?)Everything in this episode is parody, hallucination or the product of a star-studded fever dream.Please don’t sue us.🐶 Rocket’s lawyer advised her not to comment.

We open the season with plenty for our loved ones to be ashamed of. Inappropriate? You Bet. But the analytics don't lie. You laughed. Join us!

Part 2 of our first Episode in all its uncut, uncensored glory!

The Shit Talking Meat Episode in all its uncut glory! Well, almost, we had to split it in two. Part 2 coming next week!

But ABSOLUTELY meet them!After our highly controversial discussion last week, this may well be our LAST episode... of the season. We talk about our fandom heroes, growing your parent's vocabulary in a way Urban Dictionary just can't, and reminding the Spoiled Bat that no matter how bad we are... she is SO much worse.Tune in and tune out!

Unscripted? Check. Unhinged? Double Check. Prone to wild tangents and hard derails? Oh, you bet your ass. We're off our meds and off to the races in probably our most cancel-worthy episode yet! Join us this week we slide into your DMs to cover the real meat and potatoes of life. I mean... just look at those haunted looks on their faces.

What defines a dog toy? What kinda cool swag is at adult garage sales, how far in the gutter IS SpoiledBat's mind and What are we getting for Christmas?As Stan Lee would say; "Ask not these questions." but you should totally listen to find out the answers.Content Warning: This may be our most messed up episode yet. Comment to let us know your opinion!

We rip into the shit that's clogging the pipes of our escape from reality, and pay our respects to Norm, the late George Wendt himself.

We hit up another review at the Trick Talking Meat Podcast; this time... Shaq Gummies!Because who doesn't want the explosive flavor of an NBA superstar's head in their mouth?*No one's paid us for this, but we are open to bribes/donations.

We're back out of the archives and pissed as hell!I mean, not really... but really. True to form we're here to vent. We put voice to the things that secretly piss you right off. Tune in and find out! #jeremyrenner #hawkeye #avengers #saturdaymorningcartoons #josswhedon #loudiamondphillips #youngguns #tropicthunder #tomcruise #kevinsmith #cajuncon #doomsday #dogma

We talk horror films, Family Outings, Vanilla Ice, Catchy Jingles, and proper roadside dietary advice. You know, the basics.

Blame the sound engineer for the lame ass title!We talk the BEST in props and replicas and more while throwing some callbacks to some of our favorite moments this season and a discourse on proper economics in collectables!

Cyber Trucks. I really don't think there's anything more to say; but we find about 32 minutes of words on the subject. Tune in!

After a deep discussion on microphone etiquette, we talk upcoming flicks; revisit our favorite topic of HOAs; and discuss what Cookie Monster does in Uranus... and we don't mean the town in Missouri this time!

What is Vintage? In this very special episode we discuss the real questions, like searching for a way to tap into the hidden nerd that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of nerdery interacts with our unique meaty chemistry. And now, whenever Haslabs says the word Flag, a startling metamorphosis occurs.We also talk T-shirts (SSP), The SpoiledBat's button and navigating Uranus!

This week we talk wrestling, the cult classic 'Strangle Mania' by Insane Clown Posse, and nostalgia for vintage spring-time car decor. We also go off on streaming platforms, vintage beverages like Blue Mountain Mist, and characters like Joe Camel. Tune in and grab ya some Faygo b#$%@

Cops, sentient sexbots and somehow once more McDonalds, and dont worry, we work in wrestling and Hogan's below the belt python as well!

This week we share Tales From The Con; but most importantly we say farewell to a legend who will be missed deeply, George Lowe. Rest In Peace Uncle George

Well we start with a plan and then jump off the rails and onto the space gravy train that'll never pay anything but a gentle probing... and that's just our take on Coke.And as always we beg the question; where's the check?#cocacola #coke #orangecream #publix #wendys #mcdonalds #shameless

We tackle it all this week: from public indecency to ICE raids to muppet BDSM. Content Warning: 1st World Problems

I mean, right? Chat us up! We talk Star Wars, lore and nerdery and as always Brother John finds a way to make it about Star Trek.

We recorded 3 hours of this! Don't worry, Duke trimmed it down to less. We ran all over the damn place from Star Trek to Star Wars, from HOAs to the Klingon Empire and deciding which one would win in a fight.

But isn't that every episode?This week we touch on a very deep subject... What Would you Do with you last day on earth? Naturally, we talk about movies, tv, celebrities an shit.PLUS a new segment in which the Spoiled Bat delivers a very important message for all the mens out there. The message may surprise you!

Ali has taken control of the conversation, and its subject may SHOCK you! Tune in!Full disclosure, folks, we are not sponsored by any of the products mentioned in this, but we'll gladly take some Gatorade, Coke or Mexico money if they're offering.