Trophy Wives

Producer Zack is out of town this week so no video. Harry's back on the pod this week, Noah and Nik take a minute to commend the rich flavor of Harry's gravy he brought to, we take turns speaking ill of noted dead person Robin Williams, and Nik has neurotic episode over a bag of coffee grounds.    Follow Harry on IG: @harry_vjj

Bryan Bixby returns to discuss doing comedy in a casino, how many people are listening, and how dangerous a truck full of fridge's can be.

The fellas discuss high school deaths, incel dogs, and how much they love storms. Missed a week because Nik got killed in a plane crash or something.

We discuss a scenario where we might clone Ben for sensual purposes, Noah accuses Bob Dylan of witchcraft and Nik gets caught eating a disgusting cookie. There is no other podcast on earth like this one.

Tytan Rosencranz sits down with us to detail his father’s innumerable schemes, we discourage our boomer listeners from getting into acid and goth chicks during their mid life crises and Tytan says something illegal about Spider-Man.

Louis D. Michael joins the podcast this week to talk comedy, beating off, working out and he gives his thoughts on which of us three will survive the impending wasteland.  Follow Louis on IG: @louisdmichael Check out his podcast Chinese Rocket Force: @crfpodcast

We’re recording in the morning now. Drive time. The sybian is coming.

Hellen Keller Fake, Joe Rogan Egg Theory. These are the uncomfortable truths we have to confront.

Tory Ward is back on the show this week to praise the two systems this country was built upon: Democracy and Capitalism. We also discuss the worst acts a man can do on your face. This was an insane one.   Follow Tory on IG: @toryleeward

All it takes is meeting the right burnt out hippie in a dive bar, following him into an alley and doing whatever he says. That’s how stars are made.

Ben is back so we do have a nice discussion about ape strength, bird intelligence and the book of Enoch, we warn against the dangers of becoming romantically linked with authors of YA fantasy novels and the harsh realities of leg-lengthening surgery. 

Producer Zack is back after roughing it in the harsh wilderness! We talk about Marlon Brando’s most epic trolls, lighting shit on fire in your buddy’s backyard, digging a hole so big it creates multiple problems and we finally settle the age old debate: Boy Scouts, based or cringe?

Harry’s back this week and we were all delighted to hear his sick notions once again.

We’re back after a week off. Ben’s out today so Producer Zack sits in on the couch. Noah and Nik talk their respective folk punk phases as teens, we get on our grandpa sh*t and lecture Zack about what life was like before the surveillance state and Zack ranks his favorite pervert hunters on youtube. 

This one’s got it all. We give proper due to the creative flourishes of the cartels, Noah berates Nik for his unorthodox hot dog techniques, and producer Zack reveals his stims.

Wes McGehee joins the podcast and gives us the insane backstory of his bell bottoms, Noah wrenches some embarrassing details out of Nik and Ben shares his philosophy on the importance of contrarianism.   Follow Wes on IG: https://www.instagram.com/wescomedian?igsh=MTIxeHNnczhqc3hocw==

Mid-2000s nostalgia is at an all time high as we hype up young, draft-aged producer Zack for his impending military service, Ben pitches a dogfighting ring but for sex robots and Noah shares the story of Josoman, the  freest man on earth.  Be sure to like, subscribe and leave a comment.

Harry VJJ sits down with us for a spirited discussion on IQ scores, we take turns body shaming each other and we sing the praises of extremist funded children’s television.   Follow Harry on IG: https://www.instagram.com/harry_vjj?igsh=bWh3c3BnM21pYjlh

Ian Zeid came by the show this week to do some light psywarfare on the boys. We talk direct energy weapons, swap highschool tragedies and float the idea of switching out Pride Month for Pride Day.  Follow Ian on IG: https://www.instagram.com/ianzeidcomedy?igsh=b2s4b3U1b3ludWN0

The hilarious Georgia Moore stops by the pod this week and we cover everything from doing cocaine you found in the ocean to the best methods for defeating your therapist. An insane one. Follow Georgia on IG: https://www.instagram.com/georgia394?igsh=ajJrZWU4MWlkcXl3  

Noah tells us about the coolest drug dealer of all time, we ponder what’s beyond the ice wall and Ben gives Nik and Zack a zoological education.

Chicago comic Keaton Ford stops by the pod this week to talk everything from Charlie Kirk’s big ass head, the forbidden romances between line cooks and waitresses and we entertain a fascinating hypothetical involving The King of Rock and Roll. An all timer. Follow Keaton on IG: https://www.instagram.com/keatonford_?igsh=dWl5bXprMWM4eXFr

Our most neurodiverse episode yet.

The very funny Owen Damon joins the boys this week for a sprawling episode where we cover everything from nude comedy shows, Obama the musical, impending Chinese supremacy and the treacherous lies of Falun Gong and Owen caps it off with some incredible sea stories from his time on an Alaskan Fishing boat. A truly ridiculous episode.

Audio only this week, Producer Zack was out with a cold. The boys get down to brass tacks on a number of serious issues: The untapped potential of remaining attached to your umbilical cord into adulthood, taking pet medicine on the BART and we all decide which races we’d like to be. 

Bryan Bixby stops by the show this week to join in on some good, clean fun ragging on Bev Vance and The Mona Lisa. We also talk the subhumans who play bar trivia, our childhood friends who succumbed to their lust for violence and Nik proposes a very intriguing hypothetical…   Follow Bixby on IG: https://www.instagram.com/bixbycomedian?igsh=eWoyd3Vrc2FzajA1

The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…   Follow Tory on IG: @toryleeward

The boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.

Ben tells the most incredible story I’ve heard in my life for about five minutes before he tells another story that immediately tops it. Noah explains the different strata of Elden Ring players. Get in here.

What we in showbiz call a "doozy" of an ep. We cover all of history's greatest monsters (Mao, Cosby, Ashton Kutcher) Nik thought it was conventional wisdom that puddle water was clean, Noah gives us a crash course in Jung and Ben talks about his favorite nude reality shows.

Ben talks coolest chess guys; Nik has no idea how to fix his sink and Noah explains how to refine your Instagram reels until they're a direct antenna to The Devil.  

Noah and Ben share train-hopping tips, we swap stories about movie theater freaks, Nik gets defensive of his millennial status, and it should go without saying but we condemn the actions of Imperial Japan.  Watch The Show on Youtube: https://youtube.com/@trophywives_pod?si=aBZQ6gngs42GztF2

This one has it all. Noah dishes on Bohemian Grove, Nik mixes up Ram Dass and Timothy Leary, Ben reveals a delightful boyhood fantasy, and we discuss the finer differences between jelqing and edging. Lock in.

Producer Zack sits in for Ben this week and tells us about an insane documentary one of his professors directed and Noah recalls childhood memories of being awoken by the chants of a cult who would meet on a hill near his house and Nik has been filling his head with nonsense about Russian tunnels to Hell. 

Took an extended break there, huh? Well don't worry your lumpy little head about it, we're back and we've got lots to tell you about the beauty of the North Korean subway system and the mail-order brides of Odessa, Ukraine. Noah gets something called "niccups" and Ben discovers that White Elephant exchanges aren't an ancient Hebrew ritual.

We reveal an easy lifehack for increasing your rope-shooting distance, discuss the scariest dance troupes and contemplate which off-broadway performers you'd most hate to find in bed with your wife. 

Noah reflects on fond memories of running through The Tenderloin in San Francisco, Producer Zack tells us about his time moonlighting as a wagie in GTA online, Ben and Noah bully Nik about having no tattoos on his supple, virgin skin. We have a YouTube channel now: Trophy Wives - YouTube

The boys reminisce about living in houses so rundown that the local homeless population would just enter and exit as they pleased, we lightly defend The Taliban and Nik begins looking into Galaxy Gas for research purposes. Be sure to leave a review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and follow us on instagram: Trophy Wives (@trophywivespod) • Instagram photos and videos Trophy Wives | Instagram | Linktree

Wait until you hear how much they can bench press.

Jake Silberman joins the boys to discuss the most egregious cases of cop-on-snake violence, the politics of Zyns and grindset influencers.   Watch Jake's new comedy special 'Live from Portland' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbFZNZkxLuM Follow Jake on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecomedianjake/

The spirit of Mother Theresa enters Ben's body, Nik flirts with becoming a Christmas guy and Noah reminisces about his misadventures with over-the-counter cough medicine.

This was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic. 

Nurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.

On this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.

The boys return to their weekly summit to help Nik brainstorm ways to tag and capture the homeless man who punched his girlfriend, we condemn the shocking albeit creative misdoings of Diddy and give a quick tutorial on how to run doordash scams. This is the only podcast you'll ever need.

The boys are back again this week to discuss the light and dark sides of Katt Williams, the hottest guys Richard Pryor fucked and the feral hookers of the pacific northwest. The episode got cut off early due to faulty equipment, it's still a ramshackle operation for now but be warned we have plans for our own compound soon...

In the inaugural episode of Trophy Wives Ben recounts his adventure driving cross country with a car full of illegal snakes, Nik gets serious about circumcision and Noah inherits a sentimental gun.