Turnip's Odd Audio

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In this tale, you will learn objective truths about pie, and subjective truths about salvation.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Orson Welles began his career by convincing America that the world was ending. Forty-seven years and several commercial failures later, he returns to the sound booth to record Transformers: The Movie. In this piece, Welles transforms a children’s script into a prophetic rant about God, toys, and the death of storytelling. This is the Last Broadcast of Orson Welles. MUSIC I Know What It Is To Be Young - Ozgun Berceuse in D Flat Major - Yundi Echo Sax End (Looped) - Caleb Arrodondo

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio There's only one reindeer who can save Christmas, and only one child who can talk him down. Written/Performed by Turnip

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this second installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this first installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever wondered what it was like when Michael Myers first went to therapy? Don't! The answer to that question, along with the current whereabouts of Ramzi Yousef and Osama bin Laden, gets revealed in this comedy sketch. STARRING Kat Stryker Turnip

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In the court of kings, no love is without treason.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever had a loud neighbor, heard a dog bark, or wanted to drive your Honda Civic SI in front of a freight train? Then this one is for you!!

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a video about How To Talk About Jalen Brunson

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know what you're thinking! Our guy Turnip is dying up there! Well, stick with this and it'll stick with you! Its sticky! Like my hands after a trip to the bathroom! Written/Performed by Turnip Sound Design by That Raspberry Devil

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio A uniquely unremarkable man’s life is upended when he sees his double.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Archeology Is A Joke, and everyone's in on it! MUSIC Innervisions - DJ CAM

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Special Delivery!! This new bad boy from Turnip's Odd Audio is the whole package! It's got Bad Boys, Good Babies, and the Spirit of Death known to all as Time! Written and Performed By Turnip MUSIC Perdido - Duke Ellington Honeysuckle Rose -- Teddy Rose Tired of Waiting For You -- Bill Frisell

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio The Minute Hour has vanished! But like a mighty Sun Tree, Turbulence rises from the ashes! Skyward! Starring The Minute Hour MUSIC The Photographer Acts 2 and 3 - Phil Glass

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a story about Puppy Love. Starring Katerina Stryker Turnip Written By Turnip Music by The Veldt - Combustible Edison

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Turnip is reminding you to Live Mas while you still can! Music by Kevin Macleod

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Halloween with your favorite Waxy Turnip! RANCH ROOT drops on October 20th! Now THAT's Spooky! MUSIC Halloween Theme Scircura - Chas Smith

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know: 6 guys back in Jersey who could have told you this story. You know: you should be glad. MUSIC Julia - Dave Stryker

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This story like all stories is a complete work of fiction. Including and especially the parts which happened.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Man, you ever think about how much better bubble gum was back in the day?? And everything else? SONGS Me and My Shadow - The Jazzmasters The Dream - Ry Cooder Snow Queen - Kevin Macleod

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Tunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Times They Are A Changin - Martin Medeski and Wood Not LIke Us - Kendrick Lamar Rigamortus - Kendrick Lamar Best I ever Had - Drake Runnin Up that Hill - Kate Bush American Pie - Don Maclean Sicko Mode - Travis Scott Killing Me Softly With His Song - Lori Leiberman House of the Rising Sun - Bob Dylan Stan - Eminem

Have you heard the one about the woman who tried to marry Captain Kev?? She heard he was looking for a First Mate. Based on Dostoyevsky's White Nights. MUSIC Jesus Loves Me - Davell Crawford

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio It's War! And it's worse than ever this time! FEATURING AJ ALLEGRA as Max/Mayor McElroy/Rudolph Hitler TURNIP as Principal Quigley KATERINA STRYKER as Max's Children WRITTEN/EDITED/ILLUSTRATED BY turnip MUSIC KEVIN MACLEOD - Doh De Oh, Dangerous, Friendly Day, Round Drums, A Very Brady Special, Dark Hallway, Aunt Tagonist, Trouble JOHN PHILIP SOUSA - Stars And Stripes Forever

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know yadonwannatalkaboutit.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio For the first time in his life, he’s liable. MUSIC Babylon -- Kevin Macleod Tango -- Lupul Cel Rau

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Dunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Thrill is Gone -- BB King Dune Medley -- Toto Space Jazz -- Kevin Macleod Murder On the Dance Floor -- Sophie Ellis-Bextor Nobody Loves Me But My Momma -- BB King

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio "I imagine this playing over a hardware store intercom while everyone is indifferent to it." - Ethan Polczynski MUSIC Bill Frisell -- Pleased To Meet You, Egg Radio

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Welcome to my channel! Please do not send me to my grandchildren! ANIMATION Graham Gillett of @mentalmedia2938 MUSIC Kevin Macleod -- New Friendly

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A tale of destiny, divinity, sticks, and asses. STARRING Turnip Katerina Stryker Edited by That Raspberry Devil MUSIC: Lied ohne Worte No 6 in G minor Op 19 - Felix Mendelssohn Pour appeler la joie Charme - Federico Mompou Warszawa - Teddy Lasry Le roi samuse Passepied - Leo Delibes Promising Relationship - Kevin Macleod

Come on down and Talk Tunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Modern Jazz Quartet - A Cold Wind is Blowing Frank Sinatra - Have yourself a Merry Little Xmas Cassandra Wilson - Death Letter Leonard Cohen - Nevermind

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big This is the story of a person who is not political or religious. MUSIC: After the Fact - John Scofield 13 Preludes Op.32 No.5 - Sergei Rachmaninoff, Nikolai Lugansky Billy's Theme - Bob Dylan

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big 🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "Man thinks 'cause he rules the earth he can do with it as he please / And if things don't change soon, he will / Oh, man has invented his doom." ~Bob Dylan. Merry Christmas.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A Vision of Hell. MUSIC Gianni Ferrio - i giorni che ci appartengono

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A Vision of Hell. MUSIC Whispering -- Louis Nelson and His Palm Court Jazz Band

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to Heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for. And she's buying a stairway to Heaven." - Robert Plant "Goin' down. Party time. My friends are gonna be there too." - Angus Young A Vision of Hell MUSIC. Kevin MacLeod

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big You are now talkin tunes with Turnip! Please enjoy this new podcast about old songs and towns SONGS Alabaster DePlume - Black Drifts, The Good Wine, Naked Like Water, Sibomandi, What Can It Take Jerry Garcia, David Grisman - Teddy Bear's Picnic Brad Kane - One Jump Ahead John Carpenter - Halloween Alice Cooper - Some Folks Board-Man - Thriller Dr. John - Marie Laveau

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big I've Always Said This!! So happy to share this collaboration with the incredible @mentalmedia2938 . When he showed me this powerful animation, these words poured out of me like streams of quasars in the cold expanse. WORDS - Turnip Music and Visuals - Graham Gillett

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big “Goodbye Cruel world, I’m off to join the circus…” Beth sobel Starring: AJ Allegra as Chuckler Katerina Stryker as Sue SONGS: Sonny Stitt - Estralita Ennio Morricone - Fantasmi Grotteschi Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big You are now talkin tunes with Turnip! Please enjoy this new podcast about old songs and shows. Join us next week for an interview with Cartoonist and Punk Rock Legend Josh Bayer! SONGS Bill Frisell - I Heard It Through The Grapevine Lazy Lester - Bright Lights Big City Chuck Berry - Surfin Steel The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down Orchestra Baobab - Ledi N'deme M'bodje Ted Nugent - Stranglehold

They call's him the Bonefucker and his name elucidates what he does! Another comedy about tragedy! Featuring Turnip as Man, Bonefucker Katerina Godoy as Pregnant Wife MUSIC Martin Denny - The Enchanted Sea Kava Kon - Palace of The Tiger Woman The Sweet Enoughs - Dream Puppy Moonbird - De Wolfe Music Stormy Weather - George Duning

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A domestic tale. Beat by @LitKidBeats

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big MUSIC Action Line - Dorothy Ashby Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller Atlantis - Les Baxter I Only Have Eyes For You - Lester Bowie's Brass Fantasy

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE" - Dave Chapelle

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big In this one a dirty business man comes clean. Music - Berceuse in D Flat Major Op. 7 - Fredric Chopin, YUNDI Chantes Des Femmes - Medeski Martin and Wood Endless Night - Dominik Scherrer

A tale of fidelity. GUITAR Jeffrey Pramudita - Guitar Poem 3

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Turnip's Big Business Is Bigger And It Is Beautiful! In this one Turnip speaks to the deaf! SONGS Action Line - Dorothy Ashby Little Sunflower - Dorothy Ashby Coffee Bean - Les Baxter

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big I can't Believe someone's talking about the OScars!!!

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Told here is the tale of the man known to history as William Madison. MUSIC Oregano - Chilly Gonzalez Gogol - Chilly Gonzalez River Waltz - Lang Lang, Alexandre Desplat

It's Gonna be Huge 🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big SONGS Action Line - Dorothy Ashby

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big “I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself.” - Nietzsche Dedicated to the great David Byrne SONGS Strance of the Spirit Red Gator - Medeski, Martin and Wood Kubrick - John Scofield Burnin Down the House - Fall Creek Brass Band