Two Girls, Zero Direction

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Two Girls, Zero Direction

Two small town cousins talking about everything and absolutely nothing.If you like tangents, laughter, and vibes over expertise - welcome.

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    Ep. 21 | Butt Dialed & Barely Dressed

    Reunited and it feels so good! Join us for a new episode...camper style! We dabble with some drinks and welcome a few friends.

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    Ep. 20 | Let's get Sauced

    This week on Two Girls Zero Direction, we’re getting sauced—and no, not in the way your college self would hope.

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    Ep. 19 | A Bowl of Many Talents (More Versatile Than an LA Itinerary)

    Tune in for a recap of Lacey's LA adventure, a heated (and very Midwest) bowl debate, and the moment we realized some stories probably should’ve stayed private—but here we are.

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    Ep.18 | A Crock of Lies

    Tune in for thrift store betrayal, domestic rage, and the usual amount of unqualified opinions.

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    Ep. 17 | A Safe Space for a 2nd Cinnamon Roll

    In this episode, we tackle one of life’s greatest moral dilemmas: saying no to a homemade cinnamon roll. (Spoiler: we absolutely cannot.) We also discuss the things we're willing to quit and forget.

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    Ep. 16 | Officially Hiring: Sound Guy Wanted

    Can you say dumpster fire? We're experiencing some technical difficulties. Think echo, delays, and us talking over each other like it’s a family holiday dinner. Honestly… it’s chaos.So yeah — we’re officially hiring a sound guy. Qualifications: please save us.

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    Ep. 15 | "We're getting canceled for this"

    Welcome back to the podcast where we make questionable choices so you don’t have to… and this week, we’re pretty sure those choices are getting us canceled.

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    Ep. 14 | This Episode Is Not FDA Approved (Obviously)

    Supplements, Supplements, Supplements! We share something we learned from an expert. See, we do pay attention...sometimes.

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    Ep. 13 | A real strong drink of choice (or two)

    In this episode we experience a poddie first, have one too many, discuss a true hotdish hot take and ramble on and on. We think we’re hilarious...we just hope you do too :)

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    Ep. 12 | The Sisterhood of the Traveling Unicorns

    In this episode we talk about the power of female friendships — the loyalty, the laughter, the group chats, the therapy sessions that are not technically therapy, and the women who make life survivable (and way more fun).

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    Ep. 11 | The Stop Doing List

    We all make to do lists but what if we made "not to do lists". This week we talk about things to cut out of our lives and setting boundaries. Also, stick around for this week's Hard Recommends.

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    Ep. 10 | Sad, but still functioning

    If you've ever felt like you're "grieving wrong", this one's for you. You're not dramatic. You're not broken. You're human.

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    Ep. 9 | Twice is Just as Nice

    This episode was recorded twice. Not for artistic reasons. For technical-difficulty, why-does-technology-hate-us reasons. Is it better the second time? Maybe. Is it worse? Also, maybe. Will you notice? Probably not. But, please we're begging you-give it a listen so this emotional journey wasn't for nothing.

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    Ep. 8 | O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A, Oklahoma, OK!

    Intermission energy: unhinged but hydrated. We hope you like the theater...we do:)

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    Ep.7 | Dinner vs. Supper?!?

    A little of this, a little of that—plus a this vs. that game that proves our brains are apparently linked. Family: confirmed.

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    Ep.6 | Because being unhealed is exhausting....

    A very exciting first for the show. We talk mind, body, and spirit-minus the judgment, plus a little sarcasm. Healing is the goal, laughing is the bonus.

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    Ep.5 | Just here for the smut

    We recap our week of eating healthy, share our weekend plans, and talk about what we're reading...try not to blush:)

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    Ep.4 | Happy New Year! Hope you enjoyed that - Now get back to work!

    The holidays lasted like five minutes and now we're back to work like nothing happened. We discuss our lack to follow through with New Year's resolutions, returning to reality against our will and the proper way to say, Sauna...Enjoy!

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    Ep.3 | "Who was that? Oh, it's my cousin!"

    We thought everyone had cousins... like a lot of cousins. In this episode we talk about family get togethers and growing up in a town where somehow everyone is related. Expect laughs, stories, and Christmas family traditions. Oh, and some other random stuff too ;)

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    Ep.2 | Holiday Cheer Now, Dry January Later | ***Spoiler - We talk SANTA****

    Chatting about holiday plans, to defending our questionable Christmas traditions, to confidently announcing Dry January (and immediately reconsidering it), this podcast is proof that personal growth is seasonal.

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    Ep.1 | How did we get here?

    We should start a podcast. We said it as a joke...and then we realized we weren't joking.This is not a serious podcast. We're not experts in anything.Thanks be being here...Enjoy!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two small town cousins talking about everything and absolutely nothing.If you like tangents, laughter, and vibes over expertise - welcome.

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Kaicey

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