UMP Podcast

Put the kettle on and join Jamie & Ciarda as they dive into the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of living with chronic illness. From hiding health struggles to laughing about them with friends, we unpack the highs, the lows, and everything in between.Whether you’re in perfect health or riding the struggle bus with us, this upbeat chat brings some real talk and real laughs about what it’s like to be dealt the cheeky hand of chronic illness.

Buckle up, because this week we’re unpacking Ciarda’s hen day full of hippies, good intentions, and absolute mayhem. From emotional heart-to-hearts to people vomiting on the bus , nothing was off-limits. 🤢 Would some of your friends try to sabotage your big day when the fake lashes finally fall off? 👁️💔.Hangovers aside, we’re getting real about burnout, gaining our spark back, and the small (and sparkly) steps we’re taking to feel more like us again 💖. Whether you’ve survived your own chaotic hen or you’re just here for the gossip, we’ve got stories, laughs, and a few truths to spill. 🥂✨

In this spine-tingling episode, Jamie and Ciarda dive deep into the spectral unknown debating the eerie question: Are ghostly encounters signs or consequences? 😱💭From chilling brushes with death to spine-tingling Banshee wails 🧟‍♀️🎶, they share personal tales that will make your hair stand on end. Could Jamie really have predicted a passing? And what does Ciarda think ghosts are really trying to tell us? 🪞💀Whether you're a full-on believer or a skeptical soul, tune in for laughs, shivers, and maybe even a few ghostly truths from the beyond... 👁️‍🗨️✨

Join us Jamie & Ciarda as we dive deep into the mystical world of spirituality! 🦋💫 From guardian angels swooping in to save the day (Ciarda’s life was literally saved by one! 😱💖) to exploring the magic of moon water 🌕💧, manifesting your dreams 💭✨, and tapping into the power of crystals and angel cards 🃏💎 we’re here to show you the amazing ways spirituality can transform your life! 🌟🔮Get ready for laughs, heartwarming stories, and all the mystical goodness that will leave you feeling uplifted and inspired! ✨🌙

In this episode, we’re talking all things wedding 💍 from meeting on Tinder 📱 to planning a wedding at 26 👰‍♀️, with six bridesmaids and plenty of drama along the way. As Ciarda gets ready for her big day this summer, we’re diving into the ups and downs of wedding planning, the emotional moments (like crying down the aisle 😭), and the eye-watering costs of an Irish wedding. Join us for an honest and fun conversation about the reality of getting married, the excitement, the chaos, and everything in between! Whether you’re planning your own wedding, reminiscing about yours, or just here for some good stories, you won’t want to miss this episode! 🥂

Grab your pint, slip on your green, and get ready for a wild ride through the heart of Ireland’s most legendary holiday Saint Patrick’s Day! 🎉 This isn't your typical history lesson. Oh no, we’re diving deep into the chaos, the charm, and the unforgettable memories of growing up in Ireland 🇮🇪. From the lively parades to the pub crawls that turned into craiced stories, we’re talking about the real stories behind Saint Patrick himself his journey, his legends, and the way we’ve twisted them into a national day of madness. 🤪We’ll take you on a journey through the dramas of Irish culture 🍀, where superstition meets celebration, and every corner holds a new story (or scandal) to uncover 👀. Plus, we’ll spill the beans on what it was really like, as a bunch of carefree young rebels, sipping on pints, singing songs, and navigating the joys and mishaps of drinking in the land of Guinness!Join us for an hour of laughter , nostalgia , and a little bit of mayhem you’ll find yourself raising a glass in no time. It’s dramatic, it’s fun, and it’s exactly what you’ll want to listen to when you’re craving a taste of Ireland 🇮🇪… even if you’re miles away 🌍. Ready to hear what happened when we were young? Tune in 🎧.

Being lost in your 20s/30s is like driving a car 🚗 with a map that has half the roads erased and no GPS signal. You’re just out here, winging it, pretending you know what you’re doing. You might be juggling 47 different emotions, figuring out how to make bacon and cabbage from scratch 🥓🥬, and wondering why everyone else seems to have it together while you’re in Ireland 🇮🇪 and everyone else is in Australia living their best life. But hey, we're in this together, and it’s also the age of impulsive decisions, questionable haircuts, and random adventures that somehow make you feel like you’re figuring it out… even though you’re totally not. But that’s the fun part! You don’t have to have it all figured out you just need to enjoy the ride, whichever one you decide 😉 Hahahaha And keep that sparkle in you! ✨

Can Cupid Lie? 💘 We're diving deep into the realities of being single on Valentine's Day vs being in a relationship. From the get away from me "You up?" text at 10 PM from that one guy who ghosted you to how love can either break your heart or create peaceful bliss 🌸 Get ready for tips on avoiding the toxic vibes 🚫, how love can sometimes betray you and how to make the most of your relationships in every form ✨. Whether you're alone or not, this Valentine’s Day, we’ve got you covered. 💌

YOU'RE A LIAR! Listen to how this Scammy Psychic lied and tried to destroy my relationship with my partner no joke, what a snake! Hahaha give me back the €90 hun! And see what came true from the others while jumping into the psychic world with us!

We're grabbing your hand and we're going to bring back the SPARK in our eyes this year together! ✨ 2025 is all of our year , and no one is going to take that away from us, not even that weird man from Tinder you've been texting for attention! 😂 Hahaha! We got this, sweeties 💖. PROJECT BRING BACK THE SPARK! 💫