Vintage Blondecast

We Three Kings is an podcast and so are you. Thakn you

PEEEEENIZ

This week, we decided we could try to speedrun the podcast -- to dubious results. I think we could try again, perchance? We've done better in the past. Perhaps next week, we can do this same thing; however, our future selves may have a finer grasp on comedy and current events. Maybe We could go.... shooooorter? I d k. We'll find out. Thjanks for lidstening!!

owen posted on reddit and noah is "too quiet" again.

Need to investigate this

The plane is going down and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it

keelion crybaby

And thank GOD we have TV.

we're just like pete davidson

Owen thinks The Menu (2022) is mid. Keelin and Noah think otherwise.

Talkin about lots of thiiings..... why?

We're back again and this time it's personal.

Thank you so very much for everything. Love, VB

Karlton Jones, the musician extraordinaire, joins us for the SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Thanks for listening! Have a good day at work! See you tonight for our date!

We're finally on video!! And Noah looks as weird as ever. Weird guy Thank you for a wonderful 2023, VB is so grateful for every listener of our music and our podcast. We love you <3

Um... Sir John. Kramer.,, Am I Getting That Right? Dope Kills. love what You're doing with the kills and saws. Laid on the floor for so many, many, many hours. Laying quiet as a mouse, so quiet. We pertain to a certain podcast, (The Vintage Blondecast) - Noah, Keelin, Owen is our namez. We feature bears, beets, and lots and lotds of battlestar galactica. Noah is quirky and plays drums. Keelin Sings and plays otherwise. owen Plays otherwise. hey there good lookin. are you big? did it hurt when you fell, boomer? you are so old i bet you. dont't know what gooning or edging is. Have you a brsin tumor? I SAW (1, 2 , 3{The final Chapter, 4: modern warfere, spyro, skylanders.0 that donny wahlburg.  You SAW South P\ark? with the big balls? Do pyou know who hunter schafer is? "The Baby Driver." "All Men Die, Some Men Die Gooning," - MArcus arelius - Vintage Blonde. Our work is important. ALl of us love your work and I ( Owen ) would kill or die for you. Please Come Onto our Podcast.  :3 Thanks. PS. I lOve you Pss. PISS PSSS Have u ever got h**d ?PSSSS. I Have a cobra c**k. PSSSSS. Keelin wears skirts :) PENIS https://www.google.com/search?q=wedding+ring+phito+pitchure.&sca_esv=586011724&sxsrf=AM9HkKkssMrDkKeSurWnnUOmtBLjU6QiWw%3A1701198228156&ei=lDlmZZb_CJeeqtsPzOGIaA&ved=0ahUKEwiWmdOgseeCAxUXj2oFHcwwAg0Q4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=wedding+ring+phito+pitchure.&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHHdlZGRpbmcgcmluZyBwaGl0byBwaXRjaHVyZS4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgsQABiABBiKBRiGAzILEAAYgAQYigUYhgNIrkJQoQJY1DtwBHgBkAEAmAGvAaAB2AmqAQMzLji4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLADwgIHEAAYgAQYDcICCBAAGBYYHhgPwgIIEAAYCBgeGA3CAgcQIRigARgKwgIIECEYFhgeGB3CAgoQIRgWGB4YDxgdwgIEECEYCuIDBBgAIEGIBgGQBgg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp⁠

i called keelin mean things. make sure to stick around to the very end of the episode for kanye west to appear

SANTA CLAUS KRAMPUS SAINT NICHOLAS SINTERKLÄAS THEY'RE COMING

eve it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast!

This week, we answer the last few questions from the Ruby Retrospective, make AI songs and improv them live, and Keelin says so many words that I had to censor. Oh man so many. It's actually insane how many times he swore. I've been editing for like 3 hours

There are things said about Owen in this episode that are not true

keelin almost let our childhood friend die one time.

Sorry we took 2 weeks off :( Noah quotes an impact font meme from 2011 after the outro song, make sure to stick around for that

Noah is here we swear Growler's Tickets (Vintage Blonde, No Debrief, Zach Farrow) --- https://www.seetickets.us/event/Vintage-Blonde-w-No-Debrief-and-Zach-Farrow/557301

This episode was originally 4 hours long and in black and white Growler's tickets (Vintage Blonde, No Debrief, Zach Farrow) --- https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Vintage-Blonde-w-No-Debrief-and-Zach-Farrow/557301?afflky=Growlers

We messed up. But we got Zach Farrow on the podcast! Then we shot him. Growler's tickets (Vintage Blonde, No Debrief, Zach Farrow) --- https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Vintage-Blonde-w-No-Debrief-and-Zach-Farrow/557301?afflky=Growlers Zach's music ---https://open.spotify.com/artist/1tF9fnvqaTi6UJE8kyW7RJ?si=H80b2xL8SiiejauS2PrMHA

We get a "man in the chair" and then immediately kill him in cold blood

Owen feels left out. :(

We discuss the worst thing that could possibly happen: the bite of '87.

(REUPLOAD) Our ship name would be Noweelin Listen to our new single "STOVETOP" here -- https://open.spotify.com/track/0UVj1nAUe5KLhzspthVyd9?si=f04d5e12bf8d4285