PODCAST · comedy
Wait, I'm serious...
by Rachel, Melanie & Cassandra
Welcome to "Wait, I'm Serious..." – the podcast where three girlfriends dish on everything from pop culture to everyday chaos! Join us for laughs, stories, and honest chats about lifestyle, trending topics, and all the little things that make life fun. Grab your coffee (or wine!) and tune in – it's like hanging out with your besties, but with a mic in hand!
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Is it okay to expand our carbon footprint?
Is winter over yet??? We'll do whatever it takes to make it warm including expanding our carbon footprint (kiddinggg). From there, things spiral like always - our adventures in thrifting, an unnecessary but passionate hot dog discussion (what's the biggest hot dog you've ever had?!), and listening to Rachel mansplain mansplaining. It’s unfiltered as always, welcome back! Grab that crispy DC and come hang with us.
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Is it okay to vab before a date?
To vab or not to vab? That is the question...& we have answers! We're breaking it down this week as we talk my strange addictions, the TV shows currently taking over our lives (yes, spoilers), and all the side tangents that happen when we start chatting. Grab a sweet treat, get comfy, and settle in… this is one conversation you don’t want to miss.
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It is okay to vaccuum seal your lover?
This episode is all over the place and we wouldn’t have it any other way 💅 We’re spiraling through our fears, oversharing about the TV shows currently running our lives, and manifesting our dream dates (delusional but cute). Buckle up, this one feels like a group chat that should’ve stayed private.
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Is it okay to take a three month hiatus?
Back like we never left...did you miss us? Because we definitely missed you! In this episode, we’re catching up on where we've been these last three months...life updates, surprises, and the chaos that comes with being busy, growing, and doing our best. Grab a crispy fridge cig and settle in… you're invited to our much-needed girl chat!
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Is it okay to record yourself sleeping?
Did you miss us?? Because we missed you. We took a tiny lil vacay, and now we’re BACK...refreshed, recharged, and ready to talk about everything.This episode feels like plopping on the couch with your besties: life updates, laughs, “wait, pause, go back,” and a couple of moments where you’ll probably talk back to your phone.Come chat with us...
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Is it okay to buy used sex toys?
We are BACK... and with a Special GUEST!! You don't want to miss this one! We talk about everything from Jamie Lee Curtis.. mud wrestling.. and everything in between. Grab that bevvy and join us for a good laugh! Buckle up.. it's a good one :)
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Is it okay to microchip your friend?
It’s been a minute, but we're back! In this episode, we catch up on life, laughs, and lingering mysteries. Rachel's rogue accents keep us on our toes, and we deep dive into the case of Amy Bradley and what we think really happened. The detective hats are on, the vibes are high, and the tangents are plentiful. Grab your DC (no DP's allowed) and settle in for this ride!
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Is it okay to gift someone deodorant?
Happy Friday JR. and Happy Podcast day besties!! Happy to have everyone here for another week of yapping. At this point we are professional Yappers, add it to the resume! We talk about everything from summer to stock market... which we know nothing about but join us along for another hour long wild chat session! xoxo!
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Is it okay to have Beans send you a birthday message?
Another week and another Yap session!! Grab your perfect summer bevvy while we dive right in!
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Is it okay to elect Rachel as Mayor of Nantucket?
Pack your beach bags and emotional baggage, this week Rachel's back from her little east coast summer getaway and ready to vent everything Massachusetts. Plus, what the world is talking about, Love Island drama...who we love, who needs to be dumped immediately, and our very strong feelings about Casa Amor. It’s girl talk, tan lines, and televised romance at its finest!
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Is it okay for your doctor to compliment your underwear?
We are backkkkkkk! This one gets juicy, you won't want to miss it. Everything from world's raunchiest world records to morning poops! Grab a bevy and come join us for a laugh!
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Is it okay to stalk your gym crush?
Sun’s out, mics out! ☀️ This week, we took the podcast outside — because the weather is too good and honestly, the inside of our brains needed fresh air. It’s giving group chat energy meets therapeutic scream under blue skies. Grab your sunnies, a poolside cocktail, and press play!
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Is it okay to give Spam as a gift?
This week, the girls are spilling everything—from bean salad recipes to upcoming summer adventures. We dish on that one guy with hair that defies gravity (WHY tho?), yell a little too loud about people who yell a little too loud (you know who you are), and somehow end up deep in a convo about catfishing and getting scammed online 😩💸.Things take a turn when they dive into the secret lives of Mormon wives (yes, it’s as juicy as it sounds) and why Spam might be having a weirdly iconic comeback. It’s chaotic, unfiltered, and absolutely hilarious. Grab your sunnies and a fork—this one’s a feast. At the end of this episode you'll be asking is it okay to give spam as a gift?..
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Is it okay to perform karaoke at a baptism?
We made it to episode 20! Just like we promised, we’re coming to you from the clouds and as always, completely unfiltered. Baptisms, Brazilians, and Mormons are up for discussion this week. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s everything you didn’t know you needed. Come vibe with us — you’ll laugh, gasp, and probably say “no they didn’t” at least twice.
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Is it okay to email your situationship?
This episode is a wild ride — we’re diving into everything from microp*nises and sending texts to the wrong person, to nostalgic dating shows and new ones, and what we’re currently reading. Come hang out with us — hit play, grab a snack, and laugh along.
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Is it okay to wipe back to front? (it's not)
Ciao besties! The trio is back and ready to debrief on everything! Cassandra takes us along for the ride as she shares hilarious (and sometimes chaotic) stories from her Italian honeymoon — from romantic moments to unexpected adventures. Then, we switch gears and talk about tipping culture in America (spoiler: it's complicated), how we passed time during those endless COVID lockdown days, and our experiences with laser hair removal (painful but worth it?). Melanie spills all about her brand-new car. Plus: growing out armpit hair — the journey, the judgment, and the freedom — and finally, a surprisingly deep discussion about... wiping. Yep, we went there. Buckle up — it's a wild, funny, and totally unfiltered conversation you won't want to miss!Grab an espresso and get ready for some laughs!
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Is it okay to be single?
In this episode, Mel and Rachel dive headfirst into the chaotic world of dating and how they feel about being single—from ghosting to green flags and all the awkward small talk in between. Whether you're swiping, thriving, or just tired of explaining your relationship status to your aunt at family dinners, this one's for you. Bring your coffee (or wine) and get ready to feel seen.
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Is it okay to attend an Amish prom?
This week, your favorite girls are back and the group chat has entered the chat. As the weather gets hotter, so do we—naturally. ☀️💅 Join us as debate Katy Perry going to outer space, the Titanic, and what we would do if we had a cult. Grab your Dr. PP, pop in your earbuds & let's vibe!
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Is it okay to bathe in a wave pool?
Hey besties, we are back for Episode 15 where we get unfiltered, unhinged, and maybe a little too honest. We’re diving into the gross habits we can't quit (yes, we see you nose pickers), the weird little things we're addicted to (spoiler: it's not just iced coffee), and the routines that barely hold our lives together. We chat about Love on the Spectrum and consider whether we’d accidentally join a cult (spoiler: probably), and share what it really feels like waking up in your 30s with mysterious body aches.And of course, no episode is complete without a little sexy chaos—uncircumcised weiners, embarrassing bedroom stories, and the kind of TMI moments you’ll definitely want headphones for. Come for the laughs, stay for the oversharing. :)
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Is it okay to call your sister white trash?
Your favorite trio is back!! We dive headfirst into the most unhinged, heartwarming, and oddly specific topics yet. From the thrill of wanting to shave our heads to the glory days of long-ass hair, we unpack how identity and style shift with every chop (and wig night.. to be planned) Then we get deep—like friendship fulfillment deep. Is your circle making you feel seen, supported, and celebrated? Or are you just riding the “Let Them” theory straight to emotional burnout? Oh, and yeah—we also determine whether the type of car you drive actually makes you hotter. Spoiler: it might.Grab a snack (preferably not a hot dog chip), and get ready for belly laughs!
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Is it okay to get a tattoo for a man?
In this episode, we're getting sentimental and deep as we share the advice we’d give our younger selves—spoiler: it's both hilarious and a little bit wild. We also venture into the afterlife and sprinkle in some very NSFW moments that are too funny and real to miss. Grab a drink, settle in, and join the ride as we laugh, reflect, and maybe shock you with what we really think about life, love, and beyond!
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Is it okay to dig your phone out of a port-a-potty?
Hey, besties! 👯♀️ This week, we’re diving into the unspoken rules of girl code and declaring what we’d do if we were president (spoiler alert: free Big Macs for all 🍕) and sharing some of our controversial conspiracy theories. Tune in for laughs, honest convos, and a whole lot of fun! 🎧You won’t want to miss this one — it’s like a group chat with your BFFs, only way more entertaining. 🫶Grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s get into it! ☕🎙️
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Is it okay to Google Hyena clit?
Grab a crispy Diet Coke while you listen to our weekly podcast! In this episode, we are diving into the moments we have embarrassed ourselves at the gym because who hasn’t tripped on a treadmill? We get a little serious about being a responsible vagina owner and why tracking your period is a game-changer. From there, the conversation takes a wild turn as we discuss the struggles of drinking in your 30s—hangovers, regrets, and everything in between. We also get into the fascinating and unexpected world of how hyenas give birth—spoiler alert: it's not like you think! And of course we talk about what all of TikTok is talking about... Temptation Island. At the end of this episode you'll be asking is it okay to Google Hyena clit?..
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Is it okay to squirt at Magic Kingdom?
We made it, ladies! It’s our 10th episode, get ready for a wild ride as we dive into ALL the juicy topics you’ve been waiting for. We're saying all the things you definitely shouldn’t say out loud and sharing out thoughts like never before!So grab the bubbly, settle in, and join us for a good time, real talk, and of course, unapologetic fun. We can’t wait for you to join the party!
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Is it okay to put Cassandra in a clinical trial?
In this episode we’re getting real about how social media has us all (mostly Cassandra) out here buying stuff we don’t need because it’s trending—and let’s be honest, we’re all guilty. Plus, we’re almost hitting our 10th episode (can you believe it?!), we’re reflecting on how far we’ve come… and how many times we’ve had to Google “is it okay to....” Tune in for some laughs, a few “uh-oh” moments, and a whole lot of relatable chaos.
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Is it okay to sun your chocolate starfish?
In this week's episode, we dive into everything from our hatred of Dave on Love is Blind to the wild world of fetishes (no judgment, we promise!). We chat about dressing like your rising sign and how a Tiger King jacket doesn't make the cut. 😂 Plus, we might get into a serious debate about farting in jars... don’t ask how it happened. It’s a mix of laughs, a little bit of gossip, and plenty of random tangents that we know you'll love. Grab a drink, kick back, and join us for another wild ride. Let’s get into it! 🥂💖
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Is it okay to have an anniversary party for that one time you lost your car?
Tune in this episode to hear us take a trip down memory lane, we bring up some childhood mems and the fun or not fun we had at sleep away camps! Get ready to be easily influenced from the places we had amazing customer service this week and that's not all... we dish on some stories where one of us may or may not have lost our cars. So, grab a crispy Diet Coke and tune in for some laughs with us! By the end of this episode you'll be asking yourself... is it okay to have an anniversary party for the time you lost your car?..
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Is it okay to hire a witch doctor from TikTok?
Grab the champagne + chocolates, because in this episode, we’re celebrating one of our favorite holidays—Galentine's Day! 🥂💖 Join us as we dish about all things love + friendship, from rating men on Hinge (with some very honest opinions) to dreaming up what our perfect man would really look like if we grew him in a lab. It’s the ultimate girls’ night in—get comfy + ready to laugh. By the end of this episode you'll be asking yourself...is it okay to hire a witch doctor from TikTok?
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Is it okay to lose your virginity at Motel 6?
It's time for our weekly yap session, grab your drink & join in! This episode, nothing is off limits when we discuss everything from A to Z...think Punxsutawney Phil, hobo fights, STD's in nursing homes, haunted houses, & strip clubs. By the end of this episode you'll be asking yourself...is it okay to lose your virginity at Motel 6?
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Is it okay to name my daughter Sexyy Red?
Grab your favorite drink and get ready for unfiltered laughs and burning questions we can’t ignore! This week, we’re sharing our hot takes on everything from raunchy men like Bruno and Jerry to the real rules of bathroom etiquette while dating. Pull up a seat and join in on our yap session! By the end of the episode, you'll be asking yourself is it okay to name my daughter Sexyy Red?
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Is it okay to have a waxing circle?
This week on Wait, I’m Serious...we’re getting up close and personal! From the highs and lows of waxing and laser hair removal to flossing, spilling our cringe-worthy icks and drooling over our dreamy celebrity crushes (don’t judge). Grab your headphones and join in on the conversation. By the end of this episode, you’ll be asking yourself… Is it okay to have a waxing circle?
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Is it okay to practice cigarette mom religion?
Grab your favorite drink and settle in for an hour of laughs and girl talk on this week’s episode of Wait, I'm Serious...! Join us as we discuss Cigarette Mom's (yes, it’s a thing), the wild Bills Mafia cult, and the guilty pleasures of Reality TV. Pop in your headphones in & join in the conversation! By the end of this episode you'll be asking yourself...is it okay to practice cigarette mom religion?
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Is it okay to start a podcast with your besties?
Welcome to the very first episode of Wait, I'm Serious... In our premier episode, three lifelong best friends are finally making the leap into the world of podcasting. After years of laughing and navigating life’s ups and downs together, we've decided to hit record and invite you along for the ride.Grab your favorite cocktail and get ready for us to share the story of how our friendship began, and dive into what this podcast is all about. From pop culture to random side convos to deep thoughts and heartfelt moments, we’re here to keep it real and have a blast while doing it.Whether you’re listening on your commute, while you’re working out, or just chilling at home, we’re here to be your new favorite trio.Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share if you like what you hear—this is just the beginning, and we’re so excited to have you with us!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to "Wait, I'm Serious..." – the podcast where three girlfriends dish on everything from pop culture to everyday chaos! Join us for laughs, stories, and honest chats about lifestyle, trending topics, and all the little things that make life fun. Grab your coffee (or wine!) and tune in – it's like hanging out with your besties, but with a mic in hand!
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Rachel, Melanie & Cassandra
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