Wandering with Weed and Wine

🎨 Paint The Room: Weed and Wine have the secret to happiness!🍄 Doodle All The Day: You've heard of handwriting analysis, but what about a doodle analysis? If you find yourself drawing trees, flowers, mushrooms, or certain shapes, Willow breaks down the subconscious science of your doodle.🍷 Spider-Wine Refill: Poor Anastasia is sent into a total frenzy "forcing" her to pour another glass of wine! That damn arachnid sends her extra wine-pour-slur to a legendary tongue-twister:"Wed Wine Wit Wanastasia Weal Hard!" Cabernet Sauvignon makes finishing a thought nearly impossible for her!🌬️The Chicken Confessions: While Willow steps away to lock up her chickens, Anastasia convinces her to confess her true OCD habits. Listeners, you are not ready for the "Khaos of 3s" inside Willow’s head! This episode will definitely have you asking WWWD?!

🍄 Mushrooms & Microdosing: Willow’s new mushroom tattoo looks like it’s literally growing from her ankle and into the grass. This leads Wine to dish on her experience taking mushrooms during her tattoo sessions, and the benefits of microdosing for more than just creative expression.✨ Imbued with Magic: Do tattoos hold power even if the person wearing them doesn't believe in the craft? The ladies debate the spiritual weight of symbols and how the permanent art you pick could hold an intentional charge.🌬️ Cinderella's Stoner Moment: In a moment that perfectly defines Willow Weed, she has a "stoner moment" and legit loses her shoe mid-sentence. While Wine stays focused on the conversation, Willow realizes that being ignored during her fidgety moments is truly one of her favorite things about being friends with Anastasia.

🍷 The Corwin Curse: Let’s get down to business! Wine finally leads the way to The Witch House and the tragedy of Proctor's Ledge. They dive into the story of John Proctor and discuss some "drunken facts" about the 19 hangings at Gallows Hill.🌬️ The Wizard of Oz Metaphor: A rabbit hole they never saw coming! Could Dorothy have been a White Witch?! Willow breaks down why the entire movie is a metaphor, while Anastasia is left wondering one more thing about her favorite movie: when the Wicked Witch of the West melted, could she have actually been shrunk down and trapped in her black shoe?🍃 Fertility & Pockets: The shoe talk takes another twist! From sticking them in chimneys, to stuffing children's shoes in men's pockets for fertility. Willow has some serious questions about how a shoe is considered "sexy", leading her to a twisted comment about the "Old Woman in the Shoe" that leaves Anastasia's jaw on the floor.🌀Titanic Flashbacks & Future Sight: Tonight's spiraling topic wanders all the way to New Orleans before hitting an iceberg. Wine reveals her past-life recognition of the Titanic, while Willow explains her ability to see the future. Is it Déjà vu or just witchy recognition?✨ WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Have you had a wild Déjà vu moment or a past-life flashback? Email the ladies at [email protected] and tell them your story!

💥 Opening a Big Reveal: The cat (or the familiar) is out of the bag! You've been listening to a couple of wandering witchy women. As nervous as Anastasia was to stop hiding the broomstick and embrace the magic, the ladies have "alluded" to their witchy ways long enough. Owning their reality makes this episode one of the easiest, funniest recordings they've made so far!🌬️The Salem Debate: Is Salem actually "haunted"? Willow doesn't think so—she’s just looking for a witchy sister to hug! Anastasia, however, is playing it safe. While Willow is looking for new besties, Wine is busy checking the shadows for "wrongly accused" spirits who might still be a little cranky from 1692.🌀The Shoe-Genie Theory: Anastasia dives into the bizarre history of hiding black shoes in chimneys and walls to trap a witch. It begs the question: Who thinks witches are small enough to fit in a shoe? Willow wants to release the trapped witches, while Anastasia is busy planning to have her ashes put into a confetti cannon. "Puff-puff-poof!" 🍷The Black Hole Drinking/Smoking Game: Every time they say, "black shoe," or "black hole," take a drink or have a puff! By Black Hole #6, you might be seeing as many spirits as they are. This was supposed to be a haunted travel list but Weed & Wine fell into so many black holes they never made it past the first destination!🧹PSA: If you're playing the Black Hole Drinking Game along with this episode... Please have a designated broomstick driver!

👻 This week, Weed & Wine are diving deep into the spirits—and we don't just mean what's in your glass. From ghostly shoves in Indiana to the streets of London, things are getting spooky, weird, and a little bit "ripped."​🍷​​​ The Indiana Nudge: Anastasia finally spills the wine on the local ghost who decided her husband needed a little "help" getting down the stairs. Wine & Weed have a theory as to why the ghost gave him that little nudge! This pushy ghost is definitely nothing like the soldiers Willow wants to have a drink with in Pennsylvania.🌀​ Ripper-Vision or Digital Temptation: Willow pitches a virtual Jack the Ripper experience idea that’s so immersive, it awakens Anastasia’s dark side. This dark conversation leaves these two wandering women with a very important question for you listeners!💥 The No-Go Zone: Willow reveals a haunted location so creepy that Anastasia officially draws the line. As she puts it: “Serial killers, okay. Sick people, bad!”🌬️ The Death Bucket List: We’re counting down the top 3 haunted locations Willow is absolutely dying to visit. Grab a puff and see if you’re brave enough to tag along!Check out the tour Willow mentioned here:https://thejacktherippertour.com/ripper-vision/

🧠 Side Questing: These are the lingering thoughts that keep tickling our brains because we forgot to mention them in previous episodes. To no one's surprise, it’s most likely because we wandered off topic, or went on a “side quest”.🍷 Zoos, Loops, and Scoops: We reminisce about Hacky Sack-ice cream, running a zoo, the disappointment of being a rollercoaster technician, and why it’s probably best to keep those vampires out of the zoo!😱 Nostalgic Nightmares:  We revisit the childhood toys we can’t believe we skipped over— including the creepiest "must-have" toy in our history.🍃 Spirit Plants & Animals: We reveal this wine drinkers spirit plant, and that stoners spirit animal! Get ready to level up again on your personal knowledge of us weirdos.🌬️ The Great Netflix Mystery: We finally remember the name of that stoner show on Netflix! If you like to puff puff pass, we know you’ll love this show as much as we did!💥 MOST IMPORTATLY: We are buzzing with excitement to read our very first listener email! A huge shout-out to Lissa for sending us a hilarious, belly-laugh-inducing experiment that we’re still talking about!

🌬️ High Hopes: Vacationing takes a turn for the surreal as Willow & Anastasia dive into some “Window Planning” for their dream getaways. They thought they were just picking destinations, but they quickly learned a valuable lesson!🍃 The Rainforest Paradox: Willow wants to rock a loincloth in the jungle, but there’s one tiny problem: she’s been known to nearly crash a car over a single spider. Can she survive the wild, or are the bugs already winning?🍷 The Ultimate Friendship Test: Maybe it was the wine, but Anastasia has officially raised the bar for bestie goals. Whether it’s a jellyfish sting or just pure chaos, she’s ready to pee on herself—and Willow. Because nothing says “You’ve got a friend in me” like a warm delivery.💥 Vacation Goals: This episode is a must-listen for your next smoke session—grab a puff, a sip, and find out if your friends are "pee-on-you" loyal. 

Vacationing together, Willow & Anastasia wander into Gatlinburg, Tennessee. They let their husbands tag along for "protection," but they quickly learned a valuable lesson: A bear’s love for a donut is stronger than their fear of a husband.🍷 The "High" Witnesses: They swear it was the wine or the weed, but they watched a mama bear commit a full-blown car heist to secure those Krispy Kremes for her three cubs!💥 Cabin Fever: The entertainment turned to horror as they watched the bear try to invite herself into the neighbors' cabin. Clearly, she wanted coffee with those donuts.🌀 The Jesus Hunt: After the bears went to bed, the "weirdo" energy took over. Willow turned hiding a tiny Jesus into a high-stakes hunt for Bigfoot.🌬️ Vacation Goals: This game is a must-try for your next trip—grab a puff, a sip, and get ready to hide the Evidence.

​​🍷 The Snoop Scoop: Shout-out to Snoop Dogg’s Red Blend! Anastasia has a wine-tastic idea for those corks, and she’s going to need your help once the Weed & Wine PO Box is officially open! Start saving your Snoop corks now! From the D-O-G-G’s wine bottle to Madam Wine’s craft table, you’re gonna want to be a part of this masterpiece.🍃​ Willow This Way: This episode is the closest these wandering ladies have come to staying on topic – but, let’s be real, they always find some way to “Willow” off-path. They begin talking about craft ideas, including concrete art, but then wander into some serious unfired territory.​💥🎨 Explosive Art: The craft chat takes a blast into the world of ballistics as Anastasia tells us how she showed that “city girl” a bottle or two about being a crafty woman with a gun! This brings us to a fun, fiery debate: Is a Tannerite-filled pumpkin a legitimate form of art?✨ The Glitter Mystery: We are all left with one burning question at the end of this episode: Willow! What exactly happened with that bag of glitter and your lawnmower?? Ready to get crafty? Check out these links mentioned in this episode:Paint your pets portrait:https://stepbysteppainting.net/2022/08/24/pet-portraits-how-to-paint-your-pet-online-acrylic-tutorial/Concrete crafts:https://www.madebybarb.com/category/tutorials/garden-tutorials/concrete-garden/

🌬️GUMMY GUIDANCE: You might think a chat about plants would be dry, but add in two stoners and it becomes a masterclass in chaos. Anastasia (the Wino) admits she’s coasting on one-and-a-half gummies, making this the most "elevated" garden talk you’ve ever heard.🍃PLANT HAIRSTYLISTS: While trying her best to keep the Wine on topic, Willow explains her evolution into a "plant hairstylist." If your monsteras are looking a little shaggy, Willow has the mystical advice you need.🤫 THE SNEAKY CONFESSION: In a moment of cannabis-fueled clarity, Anastasia lets a secret slip and officially declares herself a “sneaky bitch!” Let's hope the hubby skips this episode….Just in case he does listen, Anastasia has a message for her man: “I love you babe, and you make the BEST savory breakfast! XOXO” (Nothing saves a sneaky confession like a shout-out to a great husband).

✨ GLITTER GONE WRONG: This episode starts as a silly chat about crafts and glitter, but the topic is quickly derailed. Is it safe to blame Willow’s husband for this wandering discussion that spirals into a talk about sports?🍆 NAUGHTY NUMBERS: Weed reveals the scandalous discovery she made on her husband’s phone: a "naughty" adult coloring app! Hear why her reaction was more comedy than crisis—especially when he had the audacity to pick a "naughty" picture for her to color. The vibe of the night shifted instantly, and the spiral into sports talk is definitely his fault!🌀 THE HUMAN TIE-BREAKER: The descent into chaos is completed by a high-stakes debate about speed that gets Wine so heated she literally drags her poor husband out of bed to serve as a tie-breaking witness. Damn those MythBusters for giving her husband the winning answer!🎨 CRAFTS CAN WAIT: When the conversation is this wild, the glitter stays in the jar. The ladies prove that when the weed is lit and the wine is poured, no husband is safe from a midnight interrogation. Join Willow and Wine for an episode where the only thing being "crafted" is a series of intriguing sports topics.

🕹️ KOMBAT CHALLENGE: We’re putting your memory to the test! Without help, can you name all the original Mortal Kombat characters? Tonight's discussion is all about the video and PC games that Willow & Anastasia played as kids. Join the ladies as they wander through the pixelated violence of their youth.🌬️ CRIMINAL CONFESSIONS: This session could easily be titled "The Confessions of Willow." She opens the vault on her younger years, proudly admitting to a "criminal record" and her history as a self-proclaimed "geeky gamer." The Stoner proves she’s always been a force to be reckoned with.🍷 THE WINE RE-WRITE: Anastasia Wine is a little "mixed up" in this session, and the results are hilarious. Watch her struggle through the "components" of the conversation and accidentally re-brand her favorite game Killing Floor as Killing Dead. It’s peak "Wino logic"!✨ HOOKER SLAYERS: The wandering takes a dark—then sparkly—turn. While the ladies admit they may enjoy killing hookers, it turns out that no matter how many hookers are harmed, the ultimate winner is always glitter.

🧸RECREATION & RETRO: The session begins with a trip down memory lane as Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine discuss the childhood games that shaped them. Barbies, board games, and yard games are all on the table—but when Weed and Wine wander, the innocence doesn't last long.🍷SMELL MY WHAT?! Anastasia manages to turn a nostalgic conversation into a viral-worthy moment when she offers to "smell Willow’s book-box." It’s the kind of accidental comedy that only happens when the wine is flowing and the weed is lit.🍆DIRTY GUESS WHO: Forget Monopoly. The ladies dive into the world of grown-up entertainment, featuring a "dirty" version of Guess Who and a game that involves actually throwing dildos. It’s laugh-out-loud chaos that proves game night is better with a buzz.💥YOU'RE INVITED: The ladies want YOU in the game! Let us know in the comments if you're ready to join the chaos. The real question is: will you be rolling with #TeamWeed or pouring with #TeamWine?

…Or Do. The Wandering Choice is yours! 🌬️THE HUNGER GAMES ARE REAL: Willow may be a fan of mind-bending cinema, but The Hunger Games officially crossed a line with Weed. During a high CGI dramatic moment, the stoner recounts the traumatic experience—thanking the universe she actually survived folding clothes and getting sucked into the movie's dystopian madness!😂The Dead Still Party: Anastasia’s laughter is contagious as she dives into the ridiculous classic, Weekend at Bernie's. Two guys and a dead boss who just won't stop partying? It’s the kind of stupid comedy that makes you laugh like a fool. Especially when a little kid flips off the camera while burying the dead body! Clearly this movie only makes sense to WINE or an “in the couch” stoner. 😱 THE "DO NOT WATCH" LIST: The mood shifts from comedy to full-blown panic when Weed mentions a film from her "Do NOT Watch" list. This movie sends Wine flying out of her chair in a moment of pure, unadulterated terror. Better keep a glass of water by the bed for those unwanted guests!🌀PUPPY PARENTING PIVOT: How do two people go from discussing onscreen laughs to the absolute "WTF" topic of dogs potty training human children? Grab a puff or a sip and follow the trail as the ladies wander into one of the strangest stoner epiphanies you'll hear this year!

🍷Queen of Kings: Welcome to another round of Wandering With Weed & Wine! The ladies dive into their favorite ways to pass the time while "elevated." Anastasia breaks out her list of go-to drinking games, but one particular suggestion is so wild it makes Willow actually cringe. It’s a rare moment where wine-fueled logic manages to out-weather the stoner’s chill.🌬️THE YARD MONSTERS: While it’s definitely not a "favorite" activity, Willow shares a harrowing tale from her own backyard. The monsters are real, and Willow recounts the terrifying moment one almost got her. It turns out "Wandering" isn't just for the mind—sometimes it's a survival tactic.

🥂 FIRST CONTACT: Welcome to the first official episode! This is where the "Intentional Charge" begins. Join the Wino and the Stoner as they figure out the mics, the snacks, and the flow of the chaos to come. 🌬️THE SPOON OF DESTINY: Willow is wandering the studio with a spoonful of her absolute favorite stoner-snack. Meanwhile, Anastasia is on a mission to bait Willow into a confession: is she a habitual double-dipper, or can she be trusted with the dip?🍷MUNCHIE MASTERPIECE: Anastasia Wine reached a level of culinary pride that only a good buzz can provide. She created a munchie so ridiculous and so beautiful that she actually had to document it with a photo.  

These wandering, weird Wanderers chat about eating dirt. ("Dirt” is definitely code for Willow Weed's weed 😅)In this episode, discover why Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine made their email: [email protected]

Episode Zero: Willow Weed and Anastacia Wine Welcome you into their Wanderful-Weird-World!!If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast!