We Are Not Journalists

Apparently Walter and I can't balance out $20 million dollars in overseas contributions to his opponent, but we dumpster objectivity to bring you coverage of the election from inside the campaign. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a special interview episode we talk to Charles McBryde (@CharlesMcBryde), frequent humanitarian volunteer in Eastern Ukraine about his experiences on the ground in a war zone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sneak peek at our unreleased footage from the south bronx makes us le sad. We also talk about Chic-fil-a's very real child labor camp and there was a bit about blimps that we cut for time, but it was interesting to Max. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Walter sits down with Eugene Puryear again to talk the DRC conflict. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Some More News podcast welcomes its arms to our particular brand of dumb chaos. Uh oh.  Some More News: https://www.youtube.com/@SMN Even More News: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 0:00 - Intro and Holidays6:37 - Chatting with Walter and Maximilian9:04 - Samuel Alito, Flag Fanatic20:21 - Trump's Trial35:21 - Scarlett Johansson and OpenAI40:52 - Wrapping up (also, slipping, slopping, and slapping) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go through some of our fun interactions with MAGA at the Wildwood Trump Rally, debate if murder is wrong and get a little wacky hanging out. And yeah, that's not the name of the Seinfeld movie. It's a trick called Occam's Razor which is when you make a mistake in your content to up engagement.  Let us know if it worked on our discord: https://discord.gg/DVdpPCwAEh See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you haven't checked in with the right lately, it's not great. We went to Wildwood, NJ to meet some patriot front goons and the head goon Donald J. Trump who's still telling the snake story. Also project 2025 is terrifying.  Next week we promise you a more uplifting episode because yikes.  That article we mentioned: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/trump-johnny-mcentee-january-6-betrayal/620646/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actual RFK Jr Quote: "A worm got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." So there's that. We also do Man vs Bear, the Stormy Daniels Trial and find the hot new Venezuelan Dictator campaign song of the summer. What a news cycle See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The country is alive with protests and Walter is on the scene. We give you tips for protesting safely and tips for protesting in extremely dangerous ways. #bothsides Video Content on Youtube.com/@waltermasterson  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh from her thrashing of NY mayor Eric Adams, Movement Lawyer Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) joins us on the show to talk copaganda and what police actually do. We don't know how we landed her either, but we're all happy she's here. See the visual gags we talk about @WalterMasterson on Youtube. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys talk to James Talarico, Texas State Rep for district 50; they debate whether journalists can be Conservative and Walter learns about the eclipse.  You can watch our faces on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Qwc3QJlV0&t=58s&ab_channel=WalterMasterson   Join the discussion on discord. https://discord.com/invite/f2Z5NmKVEz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We examine the right's decision to make Diversity Equity Inclusion the new N word. Also did you know Easter is on a different day every year? Well no one told people online. Plus more on Gaza because it's still happening. See our faces on Youtube @WalterMasterson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Congressional Republicans won't impeach Biden? What are they scared of? Not having evidence? Never stopped them before. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Walter speaks to parents in the district where Nex Benedict died and the boys decide whether to believe medical examiners. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A special edition of WANJ where we look at Biden's state of the union and the confusing mess of the republican response. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We break down some people's dumb comments, talk about the Klan's pick for Missouri Governor and finally find someone hit hard by the migrant crisis.  Discord: https://discord.gg/f2 Z5NmKVEzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go to a Trump Rally in Michigan, ask an "expert" about IVF and call a black person (@USARMYOVERLORD) to ask him if Trump's sneaker line will win his vote.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We talk to dem strategists about replacing Harris on the ticket and an advocate standing up for Planned Parenthood in a community constantly under seige from right wing faith based demonstrations: Downtown Manhattan. Want smart analysis instead of dum analysis? Follow @TristanSnell  Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr  Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor Swift just told us about this "Abortion" thing so we decided to look into by talking to the experts: Thousands of pro-life zealots at the March for Life. Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We look at the Taylor Swift government psyop, try to figure out if Singapore is actually China, and try to stop being racist even though the Left is trying to make us be racist, with their DEI.  Check out Superhuman Public Radio: https://pod.link/1536790917  Tom Cotton's Neck  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We talk to Judd Legum from Popular Information about the DEI scandal at Boeing (which believe it or not is not why planes keep crashing). Also the GOP doesn't like brown skin people and Matt Walsh calls us gay for liking women.  Read actually good journalism: https://popular.info/  Our Discord calls you: https://discord.gg/FUug5R4G2K See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max is sick so Walter stacks this episode with all the genocide talk he could. We have deep dive interviews with really smart people. Human rights lawyer and advocate: @Lamis_Deek  And from Breakthrough News Euguene Puryear. Euguene's pick for helping the congo: Friends of the Congo: https://friendsofthecongo.org.  They are on IG: https://www.instagram.com/congofriends/?hl=en  And Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/congofriends See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We take an oversized look at the scandals of Claudine Gay and finally mention the conflict in Gaza. You can address hate mail to 300 E. 8th, Suite 961 Austin, TX 78701   Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We talk to the Isabelle Leyva from NYCLU about the NYPD and discover that maybe the police aren't so great.  Walter also quotes from this amazing article by Matthew Walther: https://thecritic.co.uk/the-fascist-state-of-paw-patrol/ Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr   Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summary In this conversation, Walter Masterson and Maximilian are joined by Jolly Good Ginger, an activist and military veteran. They discuss their experiences at political rallies, including the Stop the Steal rally in Washington DC. They share humorous stories and encounters with Trump supporters. The conversation also delves into the concept of the war on Christmas and the misdirected anger it represents. Jolly Good Ginger talks about his Dollar a Day December initiative, where he encourages people to donate a dollar each day to a different cause. The conversation highlights the importance of empathy and tolerance during the holiday season. The conversation explores the importance of confronting bigotry and creating an environment intolerant of it. It emphasizes the need for both conversations and intolerance of bigotry to effect change. The role of white allies and the power of uncomfortable conversations are discussed. Personal stories highlight the process of unpacking bigotry and the impact of conversations with people in one's life. The conversation explores the nuanced topic of loving family members who hold bigoted views. It emphasizes the importance of holding loved ones accountable for their bigotry while still maintaining a relationship with them. Takeaways Attending political rallies can lead to humorous and unexpected encounters. The war on Christmas is a misdirected anger that validates other extremist beliefs. Acts of kindness, such as Jolly Good Ginger's Dollar a Day December, can make a positive impact during the holiday season. Empathy and tolerance are essential in understanding and respecting different cultural traditions. The dominance of Christmas in American culture has led to the regression of its religious aspects. Confronting bigotry requires both conversations and intolerance of it. Different approaches may be necessary for different people. Personal stories and relationships can be powerful in changing minds. Uncomfortable conversations can lead to personal growth and understanding. Loving someone does not negate their bigotry; it is important to hold them accountable. Having uncomfortable conversations about bigotry is necessary for growth and change. Sharing personal stories can be a powerful way to challenge and confront bigotry. We let a robot write the show notes because we thought it'd be hilarious, but look at how accurate they are. Horrifying. Society is at an inflection point, everything we know will soon be naught but ash and darkness. Happy holidays! Follow us: Jolly: linktr.ee/jolly_good_ginger  Walter: linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: linktr.ee/logicmax  Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We continue the Trump impeachment circuit to Georgia with our favorite lawyer who's sued Trump successfully @TristanSnell While he's down in Atlanta, Walter also volunteers to build cop city. Plus we dig up some corpses to see if they're missing. Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr   Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We head to Florida to follow on the trail of Trump's arraignments and talk about how no one likes DeSantis even Floridian republicans.  Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've teamed up with Tristain Snell (who has successfully taken to Trump to court) to help explain the court cases in NY and Florida. We lead a group of MAGA protestors in some new chants and pretend to be Trump's legal team for the press.  Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson  Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We tour America's school boards to meet the Moms for Liberty and find out exactly what they want (Spoiler: It's awful). We also make a few speeches ourselves in case people have trouble hearing dog whistles. Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Launching November 15, 2023! WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.