We Have That Podcast At Home

We watched it. Of course it’s good. We have unexpected things to say about it. No, Burt Reynolds was not saying goodbye to Juidth Barsi at the end.

This true crime episode is dedicated to our time served in retail and the friends we made along the way. Or at least the friends we thought were friends but were actually backstabbing snakes.

Another segment of Triple Threat Nostalgia brings us to our knees before Street Sharks, Captain Planet, and Gargoyles. Spoiler alert: One’s good, one’s awful, and the other is some word beyond painfully abysmal that hasn’t been invented yet.

A mish-mash of nensensical themes and directionless conversation. Like a normal podcast, but we’re not getting paid millions of dollars.

We talk about RAYE’s album ‘This Music May Contain Hope’ after a long winded discussion about Spider-man. It’s in the title, that’s the episode. 

Back with more triple threat nostalgia, this time the three Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons of the 90s. It’s a mixed bag.

It’s a long list and we’re only able to make dents at a time. Join us for more schoolyard myths and old wives tales.

This is our first ever movie review. We’ve never reviewed a movie before and if you don’t believe us, you should go back and verify. Being our first, we decided on the masterpiece that is The Brave Little Toaster. Did I say masterpiece? I meant flop. Whichever has more click engagement. 

I’m still trying to figure it out. At least now I know what kind of man I’m attracted to. It’s myself.

Cleaning out the “back log” of saved posts for comedy episodes and realizing that Pooping Man is the dream.

We’re a good ol’ fashioned advice show today. Some of it might actually be helpful.

We return to the few urban legends we previously talked about, this time having actually done the research. Podcasting is so easy; you can just say whatever you want and then fact check it later as content.

I mean, the title says it all. We watched cartoons from the 80s/90s and judged them based on their first and last episodes. Happy valentine's day I guess.

We talk about the urban legends or old wives tales we heard as children. But, like, only a couple. We’ll come back, I promise.

From a light sack tap to zombie shaft snack, these jewels have been thoroughly tumbled. Hear us rumble with laughter and confusion over part two of the wild penis injuries that landed people in the emergency room.

Reviewing the 2025 and 2024 list of what people have put in their butts and adjacent orifices. Y’all slip in the shower A LOT.

Shaq’s fish tank, enslaved by animals, invisible cheese smells, and more in our directionless conversations.

Don’t forget to play along at home and make your own Bingo card for 2026 with some of our predictions.

Before we dive into the new year, we review some of our favorite things about 2025.

Or, Rex: A Dinosaur’s Story, a movie that single-handedly justified Dinocember. Get this movie into your home for a heartwarming Christmas.

Whoopi Goldberg starred in this aimless convoluted buddy cop movie about a T-Rex who waffle stomps in the shower.

It was a better world after Jurassic Park. The second movie of Dinocember is a movie that everyone should see at least once. 

It was a bleak world before Jurassic Park. Kicking off the first movie of Dinocember is a movie I genuinely thought was a fever dream from my youth, which is where I wish it stayed.

There’s some rich irony in our episode on derailing a family dinner becoming derailed so much, but here we stand, derailed and shit. Derailed in the heart.

Rachel plays some True Crime vs Movie Time while Gamage talks about pineapples. I don’t know what combination of medication was used to write this episode. 

We’re taking all the food you’d find at a proper Ribsgiving or Rib-Alternative Autumn themed dinner and putting a number to it. The big number mean good and you should bring to your own dinner.

In this funny time episode, we address Rachel’s issue regarding recommendations. We always knew the problem existed, but we didn’t know how big it was. We also discuss Weapons and the current generation of media.

Here it is. We watched it. I hated it. Science is puzzled at how stupid this little boy is. Merry Halloween.

This is it. The best worst movie. So many movies may try to be an instant cult classic "bad movie", but this isn’t something you can set out and engineer, no, it has to be grown. In nature. By goblins feeding you pistachio pudding. So good and tasty.

Better than Twitches and Halloweentown, but only kind of. Don’t watch if you can’t handle bad time travel. Play Ghost of Yotei.

Better than Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode. We also talked about Street Sharks.

We watched Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode.

This week’s HILARIOUS episode features a gaggle of dumb questions and we figure out homelessness. You’re welcome.

This week we cover known killer Francis Castiglione and then Rachel finally gets the chance to talk about weird laws.

The real conspiracy theory is that this podcast isn’t real.

In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.

We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we get the best combo.

Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can Frankenstein them together and discover the chimera inside.

We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.

We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that we’re not making it up as we go.

It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so plumb bad at it, but we’ve got good advice, reviews, quizzes, and homunculus veterans to pad the bad out.

Powder is so white that a single hot Cheeto would kill him. Powder is so white that he thinks ‘cunnilingus’ is a type of pasta. Powder is so white that he has a favorite font. Powder is so white that he spends his free time at airports clapping at every landing plane. Powder is so white that he writes Fallout fanfiction. Powder is so white that he emits an aura where rhythm is nullified. Powder is so white that he always checks in on Facebook with “haha here we go again” when he eats at Applebee’s.

Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.

We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.

Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.

How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.

I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.

You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.