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I grew a mustache and immediately became respected by gas station employees, coworkers, and society at large. We make a wax pact because I've got a hankering for some landing strip. We talk about Emile Hirsch and how he's a total Lord of Dogtown. There's a lot more discussed but I'm recovering from internal bleeding so just listen to hear the rest.thanks for listeningwe love ya

un-releasable debbie does dallas episode / coworker watched it with us / a new football league called the JFL / building our own mortal kombat team / caleb’s years in new york with george, elaine, and some neighbor across the hall / call from a dirty movie script writerplease subscribe wherever you listen if you haven't alreadythanks for listeningwe love ya

new crack amico intro song / secret show / we should be giving nicotine to kids / trying to become a cop / polygraphs / quitting being a cop immediately / cop stolen valor guys / sovereign citizen videos / dispensary trips and points / darrell sheets death / cyberbullying at 67 / lauren’s dream returns / jealousy / hulk hogan addicted to fentanyl / ouija board debate / home title lock infomercial / ring camera narration / team nasty apparel / sidney sweeney real or fake / the voyeurs / my big ol plumsthanks for listeningwe love ya

My sister Brooke came over to hang and we did this show. You’ll have to excuse if it’s a little low energy, we had just enjoyed a succulent Italian meal. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

recorded live 4/16 with Ryan from @clevernamepodcast.Ryan from Clever Name Podcast / quitting movies / new intro song / Crack Amico / Rochefort flakes / piss malfunction / twisted urethra / smelling salts / Rogan brain / sober talk / Great Clips disaster / floating beard / worst tattoo in America / biker bar stripping / civil war plan / Canada vs US / kilometers / Chevy Sparks / seizure driving / labcorp fainting / Bruce Venture / pump sneakers / soundboard beef......and so much more. Check out Clever Name Podcast if you find yourself liking Ryan for some reason. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

this is our live episode from this past friday, it ends abruptly when the stream crashed but figured it was still cool to release.the entire episode is obviously a banger and i am no way releasing it only because the concept of black larry david is so funny to us.whoever has been spreading the word about the show and took it from hundreds of listens per week to hundreds of listens per day, you rule. it certainly wasn't us because we do a terrible job at promoting the show. please don't forget to subscribe wherever you listenthanks for sharingthanks for listeningwe love ya

little sunday morning pod while I try to salvage the live show from friday night where the stream crashed. this one's got it all: the long island serial killer, jamaican dancehall daggering dancing, wrestling, tipping, justin long's paddleboard bj, terrence howard's micro, and much more. thanks for listeningwe love ya

We’re back where we have always belonged, doing a comedy radio show on Friday nights. Unwinding and recapping the week while also starting your weekend off on a very sexy and sensual note. Since we barely talked about the movies of the week, we’re moving into a new format where movies will still sometimes be talked about but we also just talk about whatever we want. Shoutout to the cherry poppin’ daddies for giving us a very classy late night show intro this week. We cover the moon mission, what it means to truly tuss’ hard, tiger woods, ethel cain posting her micro on instagram, and then we’re joined by an improv coach who tries to teach lauren how to riff. It’s a humdinger of an episode that we had a blast doing and we hope you’ll join us on Friday nights and come chat/call in. Shoutout to the real ones who were in the chat for this episode. We’ll see you every single Friday night at 8PM eastern time. Thanks for listening We love ya

as usual, we didn't really talk about the movie in this one, instead we mostly read one star reviews for hedonism 2. it's unbelievable how many people can't believe they caught a rash at a resort covered in splooge. we're going back to doing live shows, friday nights at 8pm eastern time and you can listen live @ live.podcastsaregay.com they're super interactive shows where we have a chat, take callers, and have a great time and we hope you'll join us for the first show back this coming friday, 4/3. thanks for listeningwe love ya

maybe the worst episode we've ever done. we did a humdinger of a show this past weekend but when we were done we discovered that the audio was unusable and frankly it sucked all the enthusiasm out of us. much like suck norris would suck the souls out of bosnian war criminals. we also talk about this torso guy from maryland that managed to shoot a guy despite not having arms or legs.if this is the first episode of our show you plan on tuning into, please listen to literally any other episode. preferably one of the previous 3 or 4. thanks for listening,we love ya

In times of war, it's okay to drink coors banquet for breakfast and that's what happened here. We watched the best movie we've ever seen which is the 1993 Bruce Willis crime movie Striking Distance, we talk about why 90s thrillers rule, and we improv an entire cop movie about a detective named Bell Bowman and his smut magazine obsessed father, Penthouse Bowman.Go watch Striking Distance and tell us if it’s actually the best movie the show has covered.Available now wherever you get podcasts please subscribe and rate wherever you listenthanks for listeningwe love ya#podcast#comedypodcast#talkradio#moviereview#brucewillis

we talkin head nurses, how to keep a man loyal, the most racist restaurant to ever exist, operation epic furry, a new workplace benefit called suck time off, edible undies, and what percent of my load is microplasticthis is just a little bonus episodeplease subscribe and tell a friend about the show but only if they're coolsincerely, thanks for listeningwe love ya

Caleb discovers one of his calves has become mysteriously jacked, names it Arnold Schwarzenlegger, and immediately assumes he’s dying, leading to a crisis of medical paranoia, ChatGPT diagnoses, and lifelong hip imbalance.We also break down the bizarre Norwegian horror movie Good Boy, envy Scandinavian lifestyles, and debut Weedcap Radio’s first unofficial ad read after a failed Friday episode forced an emergency Sunday show.Is it gonna be the best podcast you listen to this week? idk there are a lot of shit pods out there but probably not. Might be top 10 though. Give us a subscribe wherever you listen if you haven't already.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

The legend Mike Rainey joins us to talk about The Naked Gun. If you wanna hear about the movie you're shid outta luck, buddy. If you wanna hear about hoagies, tasteful mayo application, dressing like reese from malcolm in the middle, and what we want done with our remains, you're in luck. Everything Mike does is cool as hell and you should check it out. Follow his podcasts Dad Meat and Lil' Stinkers, check out his books, onpercs.com for his website, and follow his blog on substack @terribledadblog. Mike is one of the funniest people on the planet and it was a personal milestone for us to have him on the show. As always, thanks for listeningwe love ya

We set out to review the sexiest movie scenes of all time with friend of the show @crackamicorap. We ended up reviewing the sexiest moment ever caught on film when Ryan from Clever Name joins to tell us about his dad's Onlyfans. Check out Crack's new song We Did It ft. Tim Dillon and sign up for his patreon. Follow Clever Name Podcast wherever you get your pods so I can feel slightly less guilty about Crack, Lauren, and I bullying Ryan into showing us his dad's hang down.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

Caleb kicks things off by claiming he’s being extorted over some 2013 emails that somehow turn into a whole saga about a missing pizza and a very confusing “maid.” Lauren is battling a sinus infection and sounding like Fran Drescher while the two get into into conspiracies, not understanding what bitcoin is, award show rigging, and which celebrities might secretly be aliens.They talk Bugonia (Jesse Plemons, Emma Stone, Stavvy baby) and also somehow the conversation turns into milf stories from middle school, Rebel Wilson’s teeth, Dave Chappelle Roan, pretending to be special needs to escape awkward situations, and a debate about whether closure even matters.Next week: Crack Amico pulls up for a Valentine’s special episode ranking the sexiest movie scenes of all time.Thanks for listening We love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren return from sickness and dive straight into tasteless discussions about cranking it in the hip hop fish and chicken parking lot, camels, and what Asian and British people have in common. They technically review Knock Knock (2015), breaking down Keanu Reeves’ wooden performance, bad home security decisions, and why the movie would’ve been better if the lead was a full blown predator, like Matt Lauer, instead of a loving family man.Also discussed: giantess erotica, stand up green rooms, upcoming guests (Crack Amico, Mike Rainey, Sam Tallent), America’s most popular kinks, Mormon door knockers, and softcore thrusting.Available now wherever you get podcasts Thanks for listeningWe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren open the show with tiddies on the table, Bud Light breakfasts, and a full breakdown of fake knockers, gravity, and why nature intended everything to hang eventually. The conversation immediately derails into comedy nostalgia, light beer culture, and a new rule for callers: state your favorite soup and your favorite kink or get judged accordingly.The movie this week is The Loft from 2014, an erotic thriller packed with recognizable faces, baffling twists, and just enough naked booty to justify it's existence. Caleb and Lauren unpack the plot, the performances, the hairlines, and why the movie feels like it was translated from Belgian with zero regard for American dialogue.Also discussed are Grindr misunderstandings, IMDb nudity tags, erotic thrillers as a genre, and a long term plan to work through hundreds of booty forward movies on mic.This Thursday, Caleb returns to stand up at The Port Comedy Club in Baltimore for Parker Brown’s goodbye show before he leaves for NYC. Come support live comedy and send Parker off properly.Thanks for listening. We love you.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally pivot into what may be the most irresponsible fundraiser in podcasting history: Kegels for Cash, a live charity drive to raise money for federal law enforcement to defend themselves against the deadliest threat in America: Honda Pilots.What begins as a heartfelt attempt to “make a difference” immediately derails into a deranged call-in episode featuring borsch discourse, wildly inappropriate kinky confessions, a shocking number of opinions about tomato soup, and a running debate over whether soup is for women, children, or weak men with soft hands.Along the way, the show tackles:The inherent danger of Japanese automobilesWhy Mark Wahlberg making movies about real life tragedies feels insultingThe absolute worst Top 3 soup lists ever assembledWhy tomato soup isn’t a real soupWhether miso soup is food or a biological weaponchowderSka music, Warped Tour trauma, and bass players ruining livesKaz's Kink Korner™ Deepwater Horizon (eventually)Calls are taken. Feelings are hurt. Multiple listeners flee the chat. Lauren performs hundreds of Kegels in real time while money is (technically) raised. By the end of the night, the show has successfully donated $3.16 to federal law enforcement and permanently damaged several people’s understanding of soup, love making, and film criticism.No structure. No restraint. No lessons learned.Just gazpacho and Wahlberg slander.Thanks for listening.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren immediately get into domestic dysfunction and a long running debate over whether Caleb is "touched" or simply a man with too many hobbiesThe episode derails into extended drinking stories that include blackouts, piss soaked floors, red wine binges, stolen tequila, donut shaped tire tracks on a golf course, underage designated drivers, and a near fatal era of Caleb's life where blacking out was his special interest. Somewhere in the wreckage, they also briefly talk about One Battle After Another, which becomes a loose thematic thread tying together alcoholism, public humiliation, fistfights, and the idea that life is just a series of consecutive L's you have to take until you die.Also discussed:– Calling your mom after getting your ass kicked in public– Travis Barker's lil freak ahhhhh– HBO ads ruining the flow of a three hour movie– Late night spicy cable shows and why they were mostly disappointing (but if anyone knows where to watch old episodes of cathouse, DM us immediately)– Air Force Amy's cavernous gashNo spoilers, no structure, no lessons learned. Just one battle after another.Thanks for listening.We love ya

This episode of Weedcap Radio is a loose, low energy bonus ep that mostly exists because we hadn’t released anything this week and felt weird about it.Caleb and Lauren record a late, slightly fried conversation that covers everything from Meta glasses and the ethics of recording strangers into a full mall odyssey at Arundel Mills. Along the way, Caleb recounts fighting off a migraine, navigating food courts, accidentally witnessing a Delta 8 shakedown inside a smoke shop, and paying ten dollars for black market Advil just to survive the trip home.Also discussed:Ron and Fez archivesmigraines, aura, and mall lighting from hellPizza Hut Express discourseModelo virtue signalingwhy Sbarro pizza is medicinalbeing sued by AT&Tdebt collectors, process servers, and sprinting away from consequences We're sick. No movie this week. We’ll be back live as usual Thursday at 8.Thanks for listening. We love ya.If this is your first episode, maybe try literally any other one.

On this bonus episode of Weedcap Radio, Caleb is joined by Ryan from Clever Name Podcast for a wide ranging conversation that starts with being snowed in and quickly turns into a deep dive on the Epstein photo releases. They talk through the reality of the files, the heavy redactions, and the strange, often uncomfortable details in the images that did make it out.From there, the discussion moves through Canadian winter stories, extended power outages, the myth of the permanent record, Epstein Island logistics, celebrity photos that raise more questions than answers, and how public expectations around these releases never seem to match what actually surfaces. The episode also drifts into side conversations about medical horror stories (shoutout harvey weinstein), pharmaceuticals, and how certain images permanently change how you look at everyday things.Quick apology up top: the audio is a little spotty in places. We recorded on discord which was our first time using it. If you're gonna complain about the audio, stop and marvel at the fact that weedcap radio is able to reach a friend all the way in canada.Thanks for listening.We’ll see you live on Christmas. We love ya.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren cover The Last Breath, a true story about saturation divers, snapped umbilicals, failed dynamic positioning systems, and a man surviving 27 minutes without oxygen on the ocean floor.Also inside:- Following live manhunts as a recreational activity- Avoiding college, Walmart, and public spaces in general- Greg Biffle’s death and the added tragedy of dying next to a famous person- Helicopters, physics, and unanswered questions- Bonnie Blue, gangbang logistics, and international legal trouble- Indian street food videos- Hotel maids and trust issues- Fifi bags in prison- Lesbian vehicle archetypes- Balls Out for BiffleThanks for listening.We love ya

It’s the Return of the Crack.Friend of the show @crackamicorap joins us again on Weedcap Radio to talk about the 1998 Michael Keaton classic Jack Frost. We get into 90s bullies, snowboard chase scenes, who was originally supposed to play the role, and why the snowman looks like Dave Blunts dipped in marshmallow fluff.Along the way we also talk Skankfest, Vegas, the sticky icky, why Caleb has to quit drinking, fear of flying, hell gigs, and plenty of side detours.Follow Crack everywhere @crackamicorap and sign up for his Patreon to stay tapped in with the most creative artist out right now. As always:thanks for listeningwe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally stage a full courtroom drama after a beer splash turns into a federal case. From Xbox manslaughter to sim racing road head, they manage to argue about everything except the movie they are supposed to be recapping.Somewhere between Caleb’s fixation on beet root induced erections, Lauren’s refusal to grant him one last trip to the “anal buffet,” and a formal apology to the “people of the chair,” the two eventually review Sea of Love (1989) a surprisingly great Al Pacino thriller with more humping, merkins, and wet mouth kissing than anyone asked for.They break down Pacino’s short king energy, John Goodman’s baby man era, and the greatest line ever screamed in cinema: “Come the wet ass hour, I’m everybody’s daddy.” They also spiral into roofie dealers, Adult Swim nostalgia, why strip clubs deserve ramps, and which celebrities qualify as their official hall passes.Plus, the origin story of Jamal. The forty dollar jumping spider that Caleb thought would lead to a backdoor expedition.There’s no live show this week as we’ve got a prior commitment that definitely has nothing to do with the Lions playing on Thursday Night Football. So, we decided to drop our prerecorded episode a little early. We’ll be back live on 12/11 with special guest Crack Amico Thanks for listeningWe love ya

Thanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens.Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren denies snoring through the entire movie. From chair people romances to vigilante Walgreens pedo hunters to whether people with eyebrow piercings should be sent to labor camps, it’s a parade of bad opinions.There’s also a surprisingly sincere list of things they’re thankful for, including beetroot powder, big clitties, and the Detroit Lions ruining Caleb’s day. Another holiday classic from Weedcap Radio, delivered with heartburn and regret.thanks for listeningwe love ya

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.From there we get into:-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer -Caleb quitting weed- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin - The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre rewind scene and Naomi Watts looking like she escaped from a Hanes underwear packaging shoot.Weedcap Radio. You are either pissing with us or pissing against us.

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak past welldone should be a punishable by deathAlso inside:– Kevin Smith’s shitty beard – Shitbag Corey and his legendary betrayal– The aerodynamics of piss distance and technique– NyQuil addictionThe movie didn’t matter....hell, nothing did. Just two men, too much time, and a conversation that should’ve stayed between them and a therapist.Thanks for listening.We love ya like Ryan loves being a contrarian.

Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern look like an NPR host. Between dissecting the film’s nipple politics and the economics of early 2000s trash cinema, Caleb and Lauren somehow find time to found a new political movement, Social Lesbianism, and discuss whether society could survive free range tiddies.It’s a blend of holiday melancholy, censorship paranoia, and feminist film studies the way only Weedcap Radio could deliver it.

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.Also inside:– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos) – The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies – A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe-The ins and outs of the Amazon position We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.Thanks for listening. We love ya, in the way Steven Seagal loves custom monthly guns.

We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.Also inside: – Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious – People posting about prostate play on reddit– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition – Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreenIt’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) . A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and get lost in the IMDB trivia rabbit hole of Wahlberg attacking extras with kendo sticks. Then, Nicholson’s Lakers courtside energy bleeds into his robe-and-lobster lifestyle and we establish that ball is life. We close with Crack Amico on music, sobriety, Marlboro Blacks as the working man’s cigarette, chasing a closet full of silk robes and kimonos, and plotting his first studio album. It's an insightful look into one of the best artists out right now and you don't want to miss it. follow crack on all platforms @crackamicorapthanks for listeningwe love ya

The movie this week is Together (2025).We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.We talk about:– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable - Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass” - Punk bands, stolen vans, and the eternal ick of local music scenes – Whether teachers really deserve war-hero status– A surprise callIt’s disgusting, chaotic, and kind of beautiful, just like Together.Available wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.We talk about:-Why psychological thrillers suck-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dogThen the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick CruditeIt’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radioThanks for listeningWe love ya

A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.We talk about:​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performance​Gina Gershon’s legendary Merkin collection and why you might be throwing away $60 in pubes every time you shave​Bruce Willis’ oddly dark mushroom tip (yes, it comes up)​Flea markets, Monster Jam dads, and why living in a double wide with no lamps makes you want to beat your wife​Whether or not McConaughey actually finished during the infamous fried chicken sceneBy the end, we’re not sure if Killer Joe is good, but it’s unforgettable and maybe the bleakest KFC ad of all time.

The movie this week is Red Eye (2005)Episode Starts With:A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools"We Talk About:-Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell–Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose tool, weapon, and possibly sculpture instrument-Red flags, toxic masculinity, and how “meet-cute” can quickly turn into “hostage situation”- Politicians, Miami hotels, and why your abuela better not die in Dallas-Fort Worth-Caleb’s Ruby Tuesday’s days: alcoholic line cooks, busboys named Bart and Chicken Little, and why they referred to Texas Roadhouse as "The Big Show"-A caller who hasn’t even seen Red Eye but takes us through some finer Cillian Murphy talking pointsEpisode Ends With: A broken Google Voice line and everyone still agreeing that Cillian Murphy’s piercing blue eyes could carry an entire film on their own.recorded live on twitchavailable wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listening we love ya

the movie this week is come to daddywe kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch”we talk about:– elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds– electronic music djs trying to convince us their wubs are actual music– father/son bonding via lies, alcoholism, and unsolicited drunk driving tipsother topics include:– the world’s least practical golden phone– adam levine texting like a man who’s never seen a naked woman– the tragic reality of dragging a suitcase through sand like an idiotfinal verdict:elijah wood is simultaneously a sweet baby boy and a red flag factory, the house is a death trap that wouldn’t pass a home inspection, and if your dad tells you to “put your head down and keep on getting it” in reference to drunk driving….it might be time for therapyavailable wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya

We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling. Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the receiving end of a drive by shooting. Somewhere in there, we deep dive the “Sussy Jussie” Smollett hoax, complete with Nigerians in sandals, which sandwich he was going to order at 2AM, and overtime lawsuits.Just when the chaos seems to peak, we pitch a Walmart loss prevention epic starring Detective Tony Tortellini, and then the phones light up….A caller from Wisconsin takes over: a toilet salesman with insider knowledge who walks us through the porcelain underworld. We had a lot of fun doing this one. Available wherever you get your podcasts Thanks for listening We love ya

We start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial. Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told.Eventually we pit two very different movies head-to-head: Kevin Bacon’s bike-messenger fever dream Quicksilver takes on Tim Burton’s bloody musical Sweeney Todd. We argue over best performances, cinematography, soundtracks, and opening scenes, Kevin Bacon’s wheelie skills, and whether meat pies or messenger bags make for a better love story.It’s 80s stockbroker freedom vs. Victorian throat-slitting, and you decide who rides away the winner.available wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listening we love ya

this week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hackeventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credits. we talk about the chaotic production, the real-life horrors behind the camera (yes, it’s a bryan singer/kevin spacey joint), and how benicio del toro farted his way through the most iconic scene in the movie.other talking points include:– stephen baldwin being something worse than a predator– “raper’s delight” as a descriptor for the film set– scientology conspiracies, including the sea org– the evolving ethics of john mayer’s butthole obsession– the upcoming one-year anniversary episode and why we plan to black out for itavailable wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya

the movie this week is promising young womanwe start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.we talk about:– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defense when she handcuffed him to a bedother topics include:– nudes getting leaked– john mcafee’s deadman switch– why giant balls require emotional foreplay– lanky framesfinal verdict:bo burnham has a giant head, carrie mulligan deserved better, and if this is the 23rd best screenplay of the century, we give up.available wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listening we love ya

for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999)this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride. join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey weinstein in this movie, why nobody should want a virgin, and just how the hell you pronounce “phillipe”. available wherever you get your podcasts thanks for listening we love ya

this week we watched closer (2004). a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been like with a David Attenborough voiceover. thanks for listening.we love ya.

Opus (2025)this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it.join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes.if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments pleasethanks for listening.we love ya.

This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode.Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector. A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) to figure out what a prostate actually does. Gang wars, questionable accents, and deep anatomical confusion.This one's a ride. More specifically, this one's a ride in candy-painted 64' impala with hydraulics and spoke rims.Thanks for listening, EseWe love ya.

grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you. a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic. thanks for listening.have a great holiday weekend. we love ya.

Brooke is back by popular demand. She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times. We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen. thanks for listening we love ya long live the people’s princess.

28 inches laterthis was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas.later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way. i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to bed down women and steal their supplies. later once he returned home, i would take the supplies he gathered for myself. then i would make him tend to my most primal, carnal needs.anyways, this one gets pretty weird.available wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya

This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman. A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.Drop your thoughts/ratings out of 10 on the film in the comments Available wherever you get your podcastsThanks for listening We love ya

After surviving a surprise factory reset of our soundboard (we’re fine, mostly), we bring you an episode all about The Surfer. The 2024 Nicolas Cage film where he lives in the parking lot of a beach, maybe forgets who he is, and definitely eats a dead rat. It’s a weird, sun-drenched fever dream full of beach bullies, existential breakdowns, and one very intense guy in a red Snuggie. We talk Cage’s beachside meltdown, the line between enlightenment and heatstroke, and why this might be the strangest movie of the year….and that’s saying something. Available wherever you get your podcasts Thanks for listening We love ya Happy Father’s Day to all our mf daddies out there