Weird Biscuit

Send us a MessageChristmas willies, pockets of cheese and the door to the down belows.

Send us a MessageSex magic, love darts and a secret lesbian city.

Send us a MessageTerence Tentacle, snail spas and Queen Victoria's bloomers.

Send us a MessageSealed bloomers, filthy bourbons and the sacrificial fly.

Send us a MessageChaotic Jenga, the alien housemate and Mari at the End Street.

Send us a MessageIllicit hot chocolate, time travel and horseshoe whales.

Send us a MessageEgg jarping, Easter clipping and a graveyard meat feast.

Send us a MessagePotato willies, an incontinent giant and Winston Churchill's teeth.

Send us a MessageIllegal cheese, mudlarking and space racoons. 

Send us a MessageEscape hole, sink plunger lips and paper children.

Send us a MessageMr Ben, hiccups and ghosts in a jar.

Send us a MessageWhale texting, piranha pedicures and the art of reading tea.

Send us a MessageBurb in a bag, fatberg perfume and honour amongst thieves.

Send us a MessageCake legs, AI monkeys and Valentines FOMO.

Send us a MessageAlien implants, coffee carnage and dodging customs.

Send us a MessageTraditions, resolutions and old King Sausage Fingers.

Send us a MessageGravel rash, Christmas foraging and a smelly Christmas jumper.

Send us a MessageSplitting the bill, female pirates and an alien drive by.

Send us a MessageTiny British Beefeaters, backbench shufflers and a talking bin.

Send us a MessageTwerking in quicksand, eating art and an unintentional Picasso.

Send us a MessageRaft spiders, sink holes and Jack the Ripper’s painting.

Send us a MessageJanners, shedders and a donkey in a mini.

Send us a MessageEye sex, alien probes and the lollipop tarantula.

Send us a MessageAn insect invasion, Napoleon’s stool and the return of Shrunken Jesus.

Send us a MessageSpider sandwiches, sleep paralysis and haunted clocks.

Send us a MessageWild swimming, ferocious receptionists and eating grass.

Send us a MessageBiblical salt, tiny truncheons and the back to front boy.

Send us a MessageThe 4am Club, Dave's onions and 4 ways with a shower cap.

Send us a MessageThe devils hoof, gay daddy long legs and the secret life of a rice crispie.

Send us a MessageBiddy bodies, coconut crabs and the condom in the tap.

Send us a MessageSea pigs, dangle berries and the hangman’s noose.

Send us a MessageToenails in a match box, intelligent toilets and the misbehaving marmalade.

Send us a MessageThe milk tribe, Downton Abbey etiquette and ‘biffing right out'

Send us a MessageAbseiling with oven gloves, a disembodied head and the papier mache bum. 

Send us a MessageFerrets, a gas experiment and worms with big egos.

Send us a MessageThe bum database, umbrella hats and the guinea pig wig.  

Send us a MessageThe woman from Atlantis, Ronnie’s escape and the toad in the laundry.Catch Sallyann in her show Salien at the Edinburgh fringe in August -You can find her at the Underbelly, Bristo Square every day except Mondays.  Show starts at 4.15pmhttps://www.underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event/sallyann-fellowes-salien

Send us a MessageMoonlighting elves, chasing cheese and a tiny bee shed.

Send us a MessageAnimal bum empathy, dirty word dictionary and rainbows in the Vatican. Sallyann clocks up a few air miles at the eye infirmary.Catch Sallyann in her show Salien at the Edinburgh fringe in August -You can find her at the Underbelly, Bristo Square every day except Mondays.  Show starts at 4.15pmhttps://www.underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event/sallyann-fellowes-salien

Send us a MessageA curious fact about chickens, the hit and run Christmas card and smoking out the holy father...

Send us a MessageChamomile fairies, crunchy nits and a Victorian crime scene.  Lipstick, chapstick, otters and bears … what does it all mean?!

Send us a MessageSecondhand teeth, pensive cats and the jaws of a shark.  Sallyann makes a disturbing confession….

Send us a MessageEscaping first dates, the street cred of donuts and speaking like Radio 4.  Sallyann risks giving directions and Lisa gets a lesson in German.Warning: brief mention of euthanasia and some explicit language 

Send us a MessageQueer spam, homophobic eyes and bisexual monkeys.  Lisa invents a new word and Sallyann declares her first law as Prime Minister.

Send us a MessageAnimals with no pants, the Dick Van Dyke roofer and crop dusting on planes.  Sallyann gets lost in a toilet and Lisa questions her identity.

Send us a MessageRocket fuelled artichokes, exploding sheep and Matthew has a breakdown. Sallyann blows the roof off and Lisa has an unfortunate word mix up.

Send us a MessageStroking moths, stealing horses and riding the corned beef skateboard.

Send us a MessageBlindfold on the motorway,  the unmarried shoe and styling it out with a satsuma.

Send us a MessageA confused penguin, flying barefoot in a toilet and an imprisoned Alexa .... the revolution is coming!

Send us a MessageEmergency bananas, a scary dog man and stalking Shrunken Jesus.Note: Some listeners might find the dog man story triggering (at 23m10secs in)