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We're Not Helpful
by We're Not Helpful Podcast
Welcome to "We're Not Helpful," the podcast where unconventional meets literature! Join hosts Brayton, Eloise and Julian as they take a hilariously unhelpful dive into the world of books and writing.In each episode, our hosts explore a variety of literary topics with their signature blend of wit, humor, and irreverence. From dissecting classic novels to debating the merits of various writing styles, "We're Not Helpful" offers a refreshing take on the literary world that's anything but conventional.Whether you're a seasoned bibliophile or just dipping your toes into the literary pool, this podcast promises entertaining discussions that will leave you both enlightened and entertained. So, grab your favorite book and a cup of tea (or something stronger), and join us as we navigate through the pages of literature with our uniquely unhelpful perspective. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel=
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Episode 56: Stop It
We have a bit of an announcement...life has gotten lifey, and we're taking a short break from the show. But before we go, we cover a lot of ground: the Good Omens Season 3 trailer (Eloise had two minutes to debrief and did not breathe once), The Pitt Season 2 wrap-up, Project Hail Mary, Brayton's trip to Hobbiton, and the Hunt for Gollum cast reveal. See you on the other side, and in the meantime, go watch and/or read Project Hail Mary.Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 55: Technically a Book Podcast
We came in with a plan to talk about the craft of writing recipes, what makes them work, what makes them infuriating, but the conversation quickly became an extended therapy session for Julian, former chef and a man with strong opinions about people who "can't cook." We do briefly discuss books, we promise.Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 54: Old Woman Rants at Cloud!
A chaotic, rant-filled episode that eventually zeroes in on Wuthering Heights, unpacking its messy, toxic “love story,” the challenges of adapting such a dense novel, and the controversy surrounding casting and race in the latest film version. Along the way, we debate whether adaptations need to stay faithful, what gets lost when key themes are removed, and how much creative license is too much.Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 53: We Demand Consequences!
On this episode we discuss The Great Gatsby, whether or not it's themes are relevant to today's climate (HINT: VERY MUCH SO), and more importantly...is it actually good?Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 52: I'm Not in the Mood
I mean....*gestures broadly at everything*... we understand. Sometimes you're just not feeling it. https://theconversation.com/terry-pratchetts-novels-may-have-held-clues-to-his-dementia-a-decade-before-diagnosis-our-new-study-suggests-273777 https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/a64917333/george-rr-martin-the-winds-of-winter-update-controversy/ Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 51: The Ice is Melting
Have you seen Heated Rivalry? Well one of us has and she really wants to talk about it!...also The Pitt! Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Helpful Parts: Conjuring Patrick Wilson
In this special episode we summon the world of The Conjuring and ask the important question: how did Patrick Wilson become modern horror’s most reliable dad?Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 50: Can I Speak to the Manager of the Simulation?
Episode 50 marks our return with existential dread, AI jokes, and an urgent request to speak to the manager of the simulation. We rant, ramble, and eventually settle into a spoiler-filled discussion of Frankenstein, questioning monsters, creators, and whether Guillermo del Toro went too far...or not far enough?Content warnings: discussions of death, violence, trauma, and existential themes.Spoiler warning: this episode contains full spoilers for Frankenstein (2025).Comments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 49: 2025 - A Year That Definitely Happened
Out of all the years that have ever existed, 2025 was absolutely one of them.In this very loose end-of-year retrospective, we look back on the things we loved, the things we didn't and the things that we absolutely did not plan for.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I rolled a 1...again!"
Welcome back to part 2 of our special Dungeons and Dragons episode! Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"I rolled a 1...is that good?"
We're taking a break from regular episodes over the month over December. But never fear because we are here with the very first episode of our 2 part Dungeons and Dragons special. We really hope you enjoy how bad we all are at this game. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 48: Staring at Cthulhu Like an Idiot
We dive into millennial chaos, QR-code culture, and the bold internet heroes who think they could stare at Cthulhu without going insane. Plus, book talk, horror tangents, and a chaotic game where we guess classic opening lines horribly mangled by Google Translate.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 47: In Defense of Skipping the Poems in Tolkien
This week, we prove once again that we are—indeed—not helpful.Join Eloise, Brayton, and Julian as we spiral from Queensland hailstorms and zombie movies into a full-scale literary meltdown. What starts as a casual chat about Supanova and Jean-Claude Van Damme somehow becomes an unhinged debate about Lord of the Rings, Gone Girl, and why Hamlet should probably just get on with it already.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 46: Fact or Fiction: Should It Be Accurate If It’s Boring?
This week, we accidentally stumble into a surprisingly deep question: does historical accuracy actually matter if the story’s good?From Braveheart’s creative liberties to Chernobyl’s condensed timelines, we explore how far films and books can stretch the truth before it stops being “based on a true story” and starts being full-on fan-fiction.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 45: Is Hugh Grant Too Charming to Be Scary?
Hugh Grant in a horror movie? We ask if he’s just too charming to be scary. Plus: K-Pop Demon Hunters hype, why book lists make us rage, and the eternal crime of reheated coffee.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 44: The Monster is Frankenstein
This week we dig into Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming Frankenstein and the review that had us wondering if the critic even read the book. We chat about why the creature was never really the monster, how Hollywood keeps twisting the story, and what a faithful adaptation might actually look like. Plus, a few rants about media literacy and why The Pitt is a fantastic show and maybe we should've talked about that instead. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 43: Books, Boundaries & the Bendigo Writers Festival
At the Bendigo Writers Festival, a new code of conduct sparked debate about free speech, safe spaces, and censorship. We dig into the controversy, and still manage tangents on The Naked Gun reboot, George R.R. Martin’s Sesame Street characters, and why fandoms never stop arguing.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 42: Superman, Spicy Dracula & Dickens’ Worst Guest
We tried to stay on topic… but failed spectacularly. Starting with James Gunn’s Superman and a disastrously bad War of the Worlds remake, we somehow end up deep-diving into Iceland’s saucy Dracula, the time Hans Christian Andersen became Dickens’ houseguest from hell, and the bizarre habits of famous authors.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 41: Media Mysteries
Welcome back to We’re Not Helpful! In this week’s episode, we dust off the shelves of time and plunge into the strange, shadowy world of lost literary works books that vanished, were never published, or were deliberately destroyed… and the enduring mysteries they left behind.Find some lost media yourself here: https://lostmediawiki.com/Home Article mentioned in the show: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/may/04/and-the-missing-briefcase-the-real-story-behind-harper-lees-lost-true-book Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 40: When Books Meet Film
Join us as we tumble unapologetically into discussions about various book adaptations, both the good and the bad. From Kubrick’s take on The Shining to Flanagan’s atmospheric recreations, and even the chaos of World War Z. We pick apart why some adaptations win our hearts while others leave us in head-scratching bewilderment. Sprinkled with rants on The Hobbit, Frankenstein, and, of course, some unexpected love for Nicholas Cage flicks.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 39: Conspiracies of the Quill
In this wild ride of an episode, we jump into deep and thoroughly entertaining discussions on literary conspiracies. Did Christopher Marlow fake his own death? What really happened to Agatha Christie during her mysterious disappearance? Could HP Lovecraft have been keyed into actual cosmic horrors? We also humorously debate whether Lewis Carroll was Jack the Ripper and whether Stephen King has more skeletons in his closet than what he writes about. Full of laughs, wild theories, and a touch of horror, we're on our usual tangent-filled journey. Join us for a fun and totally unhelpful dive into the literary world's most intriguing mysteries and conspiracies!Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Helpful Parts: It's the Rani?! (or is it?)
Another season of Doctor Who is complete, so you you what that means?! Eloise and Brayton are back to recap and ramble about our favourite Time Lord. WARNING: This episode contains full spoilers for the newest season, so watch then first before listening.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 38: Carrie's Mum
Jumping into a lively discussion about mums in literature. We dive deep into Carrie's fearsome mother, Molly Weasley's warmth, and other memorable mums. Of course we go of on tangents about bullshit jobs and a less than thrilling reading of The Axolotl Song. As usual, we're not super helpful, but wishing all mums a happy belated Mother’s Day!Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 37: Words we Love to Hate
In this episode we dive into the fascinating (and sometimes frustrating) ways language evolves — especially in online spaces, sparked by Eloise's strong feelings about the word “unalived".We explore the reasons behind these linguistic shifts — from censorship and community guidelines to the power of words and cultural sensitivity. Along the way, we reflect on the importance of clear communication, the role of discomfort in language, and how euphemisms both help and hinder us.Content Warning:This episode includes discussions of death and suicide. Listener discretion is advised.If you or someone you know is struggling, help is available. Please reach out to a support service in your country:International Helplines & Support Services:Australia: Lifeline – 13 11 14 – https://www.lifeline.org.auUSA: 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline – Dial 988 – https://988lifeline.orgUK: Samaritans – 116 123 – https://www.samaritans.orgCanada: Talk Suicide Canada – 1-833-456-4566 – https://talksuicide.caNew Zealand: Lifeline – 0800 543 354 – https://www.lifeline.org.nzInternational directory: https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlinesComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 36: Cover to Cover
In this episode, Eloise, Brayton, and Julian jump straight into the conversation discussing random topics (as per usual) ranging from 'raw dogging' flights, feelings of guilt, and random tangents into personal experiences and nostalgia, before diving into the Dymocks Top 101 Books for 2025. Casual, funny, and a bit all over the place - but did you expect anything different?Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 35: Reaching Conclusions
Welcome to another episode of 'We're Not Helpful,' where the guys take us on a rollercoaster ride dissecting the Amazon Prime series 'Reacher.' Eloise is out for the week, so it's a boys' night in with Adrian as the special guest. From discussing the intricate plot lines, iconic characters, and the evolution of the show through its three seasons, they leave no stone unturned. It's casual, it's fun, and it's everything you didn't know you needed to know about Jack Reacher.NOTE: Unfortunately one of us had an unstable internet connection while recording so the audio is not to a very high standard. We apologise for any listening inconvenience. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 34: Megan White
In this special episode of 'We're Not Helpful' podcast, hosts Eloise, Brayton, and Julian are joined by Megan White, author of 'The Anatomy of Songs.' Megan shares the story of her writing career, including her time living in Scotland, working on a sheep farm, and her journey to becoming a published author. They delve into Megan’s writing process, the challenges of editing, and her inspirations. Megan also gives a sneak peek into her upcoming works and discusses the emotional connections she aims to create through her stories. Tune in for an engaging chat about books, writing, and everything in between.Find Megan and her books here: https://meganwhiteauthor.com or https://newdawnpublishing.com.auComments, questions, feedback?Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 33: Stand Your Ground!
In this fun episode of 'We're Not Helpful,' Eloise, Julian, and Brayton dive into some controversial writing opinions and discuss what hills people would be willing to die on when it comes to writing. They also navigate through listener mail, touching on witty poems sent in by listeners. Plenty of laughter, hot takes, and friendly banter!Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 32: ANOTHER Dark and Stormy Night!
Back by popular demand? Maybe? We return to reading entrants from the 2024 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. The annual competition that challenges authors to write the "best" worst opening to a novel possible.If you enjoyed them you can read more entries here: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.socialFacebook: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 31: Cancelled!
In this thought-provoking episode, we dive deep into the controversial issue of book banning. As the conversation around censorship in schools and libraries grows louder, we examine the complex question: is book banning ever truly justified?Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 30: To be, or not to be...
In this episode, we dive deep into the life and works of one of history's most influential writers—William Shakespeare. Join us as we explore the enduring legacy of his plays, the complex characters that continue to resonate today, and the linguistic brilliance that set him apart. We also ask the tough difficult questions, such as "Who really wrote Shakespeare's play?" - Spoilers: It was probably Shakespeare. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 29: New Year...New Us?
It's 2025 and to celebrate we are back with a new episode! Do you like to make new year's resolutions? Do you stick to them? Today we discuss whether making new years reading resolutions are beneficial or if making too lofty goals are doing more harm than good? Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Helpful Parts: We're Terrified!
This week, we're still on a break, so of course we’re diving headfirst into the bloody, gory madness of the Terrifier movies! If you’re a die-hard horror fan or just curious about what all the fuss is about, this one’s for you. So join us for a fun, slightly chaotic conversation about all things Terrifier!Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Helpful Parts: We talk about The Rings of Power
This week we are on holidays, so we are diverting from our usual episode format to discuss The Lord of the Rings...again. Though this time we are discussing the Amazon Prime series "The Rings of Power". Did we like it or was it a resounding "Meh"? You'll have to listen to find out. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 28: It's a Christmas Movie!
Get ready for some festive fun as we dive into the ultimate showdown of Christmas movies! In this episode, we rank the best (and maybe some of the worst) holiday classics—from Elf and the action-packed Die Hard (yes, it’s a Christmas movie, no we won't be taking questions).We’ll discuss what makes a holiday movie truly iconic, share nostalgic memories, and settle age-old debates about the greatest Christmas films of all time. So grab your cocoa, turn on the twinkle lights, and join us as we spread some cinematic cheer.What’s your favorite holiday movie? Let us know and see if it made the cut! Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodThreads: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 27: The Group Gets Political
Well it was bound to happen eventually, the long arm of politics has finally reached this show. Join us as we discuss whether or not content creators in the book space should strive to be apolitical, or is it impossible to separate the two?Note: the opinions expressed in this episode are ours alone.Music mentioned in the video: https://daltondeschain.bandcamp.com/ https://bloomersound.bandcamp.com/album/butterfly-world Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at:Email: [email protected]: We're Not Helpfful podcastInstagram: @nothelpfulpodTikTok: @nothelpfulpodBluesky: @nothelpfulpod.bsk.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 26: One Anniversary to Rule Them All!
We made it to our one year anniversary! And what better way to celebrate than by doing a Lord of the Ring trivia challenge. Listen as Eloise tries her best to answer some Tolkien Trivia and then go off on a lot of random tangents, but did you expect anything different from us by this point? Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and now Bluesky! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 25: The King of Horror
CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of adult themes including abuse and gun violence. In this spine-tingling episode of We’re Not Helpful, we dive deep into the terrifying world of Stephen King! From iconic works like It and The Shining to underrated gems, we explore the stories, characters, and nightmares that have haunted readers for decades. We’ll discuss what makes King’s writing so terrifying, his unique storytelling style, and the best and worst of the film and TV adaptations.Of course, true to form, we’ll go off-track and likely give you zero useful info. Whether you're a hardcore Stephen King fan or just here for the chaos, tune in for an episode that’s equal parts spooky and silly.Spoilers ahead for many Stephen King stories. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and now Bluesky! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 24: Morality and Murders
We have officially entered spooky season, and to celebrate we start off asking an ethical quandary which breaks Eloise's brain, before moving onto a discussion all about horror. We cover a lot of different topics from the works of H.P. Lovecraft to Stephen King and the films that have shaped horror discourse over the last 50 years, as we attempt to answer the question, "What is horror and why do people like to be scared?"Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and ignore that strange sound coming from the attic...Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 23: Literally Unreadable! One Star!
In this hilarious episode join our hosts as they dive into the wild world of one-star reviews for some of literature's most beloved books! From baffling critiques to outrageous complaints, our hosts read, react, and try to guess the titles of these infamous reads. Will they recognize the classics, or will the reviews leave them scratching their heads? Tune in for a fun-filled journey through literary misinterpretations, unexpected hilarity, and a celebration of why reading can be so delightfully subjective. Grab your favorite book (or not!) and settle in for an episode that proves sometimes, even the greatest stories can have the worst reviews.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 22: Death of the Author
In this episode we tackle the highbrow literary theory known as "The Death of an Author"—and by "tackle," we mean we kind of bump into it, spill our coffee, and then pretend we know what we're talking about. Join us as we try to explain why the author's intentions may or may not matter. Is it deep? Sure. Is it helpful? Absolutely not.Links to things discussed this episode: Roland Barthes' original essay "Death of the Author" - https://writing.upenn.edu/~taransky/Barthes.pdf Lindsey Ellis video essay "Death of the Author" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGn9x4-Y_7AEloise's Tumblr Comic - https://www.instagram.com/p/C_fVayvPehA/ Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 21: Art vs Artist
Should you able to enjoy things produced by horrible people without fear of judgement from others?Do public figures need to be held to a higher standard than others?Can you truly sperate the art from the artist?CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of sexual assault and transphobiaLinks to videos mentioned in the show: https://youtu.be/P60gfp4VBQQ?si=Kcj4hltxItdGMwV8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmeEXDFM8IComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 20: Don't Miss Your Flight
Julian wasn't feeling well so we recruited our good friend Adrian to talk about his area of expertise. If you've ever taken a flight then you might've had one of these with you. That's right, on this episode we are talking about Airport Fiction! From James Patterson, Lee Child and Matthew Reilly (actually a lot about Matthew Reilly) we talk about the tropes and themes in these fast pace thrillers that can make the longest plane trip fly by. Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 19: The Dilemma
Have you ever found yourself staring at your bookshelf, unable to muster the motivation to pick up a book? You're not alone. We'll discuss common causes of reading slumps and share some tips to reignite your love for reading. Well, we try to. Our conversation also takes a turn into the digital age. How are e-books, audiobooks, and the endless distractions of social media affecting our reading habits?Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 18: It's Sleepytime
Joining us this week is Annie, the host of The Quiet Corner Bedtime Stories podcast. We touch on a lot of topics from narrating audiobooks to Stephen King to The Wheel of Time. It really has a bit of something for everyone.EXTRA NOTE: Brayton had some audio issues, caused by him forgetting to check which microphone was actually recording, so apologies for some of the audio not being to the usual level. Check out The Quiet Corner Bedtime Stories wherever you find your podcasts, or on her website: https://thequietcornerbedt.wixsite.com/my-site-1 or on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thequietcornerbedtimestories/Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Honey and Horror
Are you a horror fan? In this episode we venture into the unexpected and eerie world of the Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 1 & 2. Join us as we dissect this dark reimagining of the beloved children's classic. Are they worthy of your time or should they be relegated to the bargain bin?WARNING: This episode contains discussions of violence and adult themes, as well as full spoilers for both films.If you enjoyed this episode and would like to hear more content like it please drop us an email and let us know at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Our Doctor Moment
Are you a Doctor Who fan? Well do we have a treat for you. In this very special episode (that was meant to just be a quick chat...oops!) Eloise and Brayton discuss the newest season (season 1? 14? 40?) of Doctor Who. From the state of the series after the Jodie Whittaker era to the return of David Tennent and the introduction of the fabulous Ncuti Gatwa we discuss the highs and lows of the newest episodes, and just generally geek out over a silly little sci-fi series that we love.WARNING: This episode contains full spoilers for the newest season, so watch first before listening.If you enjoyed this episode and would like to hear more content like it please drop us an email and let us know at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 17 - Time Takes Time
In this episode we delve into a profound yet often overlooked aspect of human experience: grief in the face of tragedy. Brayton discusses how he has been navigating these turbulent waters following the loss of a family member. Whether you're seeking solace or guidance, we hope this episode helps people experiencing the whirlwind of emotions that can come at times like these feel like they are not so alone. Content Warning: death, grief, mental health Some books mentioned in this episode: Hardcore Grief Recovery Workbook by Steve CaseBearing the Unbearable: Love, Loss, and the Heartbreaking Path of Grief by Jeffrey Rubin and Joanne CacciatoreLonely Planet's Guide to Death, Grief and Rebirth If you our someone you know is struggling with mental health related issues please reach out to friends and family or support services such as Lifeline Australia (13 11 14) or Beyond Blue (1300 22 4636). Find a list of international crisis lines here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJu Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 16: Kate Mac
On this episode Brayton and Eloise chat with fellow Brisbanite, author of the Flamegate Duology, Kate Mac. We have such a fun conversation touching on a variety of different topics, not only about as her journey in writing and self publishing, not one, but two novels, but we also about life and pop culture references. We were also very lucky to be joined by her dog Banjo, who voiced his opinions about certain topics throughout.Check out the first episode of The Helpful Parts to hear a mini review of The Flamegate Duology.This interview was recorded April 10, 2024.Checkout Kate's website and buy her books here: https://katemacwriting.com/ and follow her on Instragram at @katemacwritingBuy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 15 - Writers...Write!
On this episode a listener's email sparks a discussion as to whether or not there are rules that a writer must follow if they want a successful book. Is there only one way to write a book, or do you have to track your own literary path? Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at [email protected] or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to "We're Not Helpful," the podcast where unconventional meets literature! Join hosts Brayton, Eloise and Julian as they take a hilariously unhelpful dive into the world of books and writing.In each episode, our hosts explore a variety of literary topics with their signature blend of wit, humor, and irreverence. From dissecting classic novels to debating the merits of various writing styles, "We're Not Helpful" offers a refreshing take on the literary world that's anything but conventional.Whether you're a seasoned bibliophile or just dipping your toes into the literary pool, this podcast promises entertaining discussions that will leave you both enlightened and entertained. So, grab your favorite book and a cup of tea (or something stronger), and join us as we navigate through the pages of literature with our uniquely unhelpful perspective. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel=
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