We're Not Talking About That

Why did so many in Gen X start supporting MAGA? What happened to the punks? We try out Antichrist Jeopardy and ask about the last sex you'll ever have.

The Guys talk about Krasnov (Donald Trump), doom scrolling, writer decks, and an idea for a demon box.

The Guys talk about America. Gabe gives a slide presentation on why things are still pretty much the same as they've always been, just more explicit. Gordon and T-Bone dislike Gabe's take on the Forefathers, and he gets an F and C - on his presentation.

The Guys talk about all the chaos and nutzi crap that Trump and his boss Elmo are causing in their quest to destroy the United States.

Happy New Year! The Guys get together to celebrate the rocky start of 2025 and have no clue what the heck is going on. Gabe may be stuck in the '80s because he's doing a Brazil.

The Guys have their very first guest, Troy Duffy. They also go on to talk about how people seem fed up with everything. Luigi is discussed.

The Guys talk about watching the USA burn after Trump wins the presidency.

The Guys kick off season 2 of the most unpopular podcast in North America.

The Guys talk about how a lot of television shows have been sterilized of hard issues. They talk about Norman Lear and others who actually made an impact with TV media.

The Guys talk about some despicable influencers, including Laura Loomer.

They Guy's discuss tipping (gratuity) culture in the USA. T-Bone talks about writing a letter to Olive Garden and there is talk about getting a billboard to promote the show.

The Guys tackle the problem of homelessness and disagree on the solutions. Ayn Rand is mentioned and a new gameshow--Is This Your Squid--is created out of thin air.

All the election twists seem to have detracted from the fact that we lost some entertainment icons. Also, the Guys talk about Kamala and Cheech Face.

The Guy's discuss the recent attempt on Trump's life. Not sure how to feel about the whole thing they eventually come up with a new Breakfast Club movie and a Baby Moses movie starring Ernest Borgnine as Baby Moses.

The Guys talk about how the SCOTUS has set up Trump to be the God King he's always dreamed of being.

The Guys try to talk about time travel, but Joe Biden's poor showing at the debate takes center stage.

The Guys reflect on their first 25 episodes. The episodes, the book, and all the glorious infections. Gabe shares what he hopes the message has been, and T-Bone questions why he surrounds himself with anti-establishment types.

The Guys talk about a terrifying religious movement in the USA called the New Apostolic Reformation. There is some discussion of Trump's bible and Gabe blames Forest Gump for all of it.

The Guys talk about clowns (famous, scary, and Donald Trump) to try to lighten the mood after a few heavy subject episodes.

The Guys talk about recent violence at campuses, some of it close to Gabe's home. They also look at diaper wearing crazies.

The Guys explore the pros and cons of owning stuff.

The Guys talk about the recent pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses across the United States. There is talk about making an "Ignore Everything" sticker.

The guys wish Gordon a happy double nickel birthday, Wilford Brimley is discussed along with AARP and the who's who of senior celebs.

The guys discuss the flood of crazy laws that "conservative" led states are proposing and passing. They touch on Corn Hub closing in Texas and go on to wonder how Trump still has supporters when he has such a weird stroking dance move.

Creativity is the subject, and the guys reminisce about two stop-motion animation projects they completed sixteen years ago. We learn that you can lose a leg from a viper bite, and that shingles (the disease) looks gross. Also, Zoltar does not disappoint with random advice that fits the whole discussion. Watch the stop-motion animations the guys made: NOT CHILD SAFE - 18 Years and up - NSFW Lothar, King of Metal Breakfast at Britneys

The guys spend one last episode talking about the movies they love. They come to the conclusion that after the '90s there have been a lot fewer good movies.

The guys spend a third hour talking about the movies they love. The question is asked if the podcast is just a movie fan podcast... Maybe.

The guys continue their conversation about the Movies they love, bouncing between the '70s, and '80s, and touching on the '90s. They also look at some terrible infections including Melioidosis

The guys talk about the movies they love from The Golden Age of cinema to Kubrick to Home Alone. Cutaneous horns are featured in the "Does This Look Infected" segment" and the math problem of the week is a word problem about money.

The Guys review the top things that scared them as children and that still scare them today. We find out that T-Bone hates things out of scale and Agatha gives politically neutral answers to the tough problems.

They Guys welcome 2024 by looking back at 2023. They reminisce about some of the celebs who died, businesses that went bankrupt, and Nikki Haley's questionable comments on the cause of the Civil War.

The guys ask Agatha (Chat GPT) for a subject, Gabe shows off his new Miyoo Mini +, and there are some gross infections to look at.

The guys reminisce about the bygone days of television before streaming. Gabe shows off some vintage toys in his studio, T-Bone tells a family story featuring his uncle, Batman, and a TV, and they learn that Agatha is averse to answering questions about prostitution.

The guys discuss Christmas, Jesus, and even Jesus's older brother, Frank. They try to get Chat GPT to argue with them, but she's very diplomatic--only hesitating to talk about where to hide dead bodies. In the end, they discover through the Magic 8 Ball that Trump will indeed win the election.

The guys draw parallels between Trumpism and Fascism, Gabe talks badly about the Founding Fathers, and everyone is disappointed that Agatha (Chat GPT) isn't up-to-date with current events.

The guys discuss fetishes and kinks including people who find giants stimulating and end up scaring AI with a discussion about hiding bodies and cooking with blood.

The Guy's question why the News is always bad, why the leader of China looks like Winnie The Pooh, and where they put all the homeless people in SF. They also look at AI-generated pictures of a futuristic alien zoo, and T-Bone shares that he's going to Gladstone's for Thanksgiving.

They guys talk about crime, justice, and punishment. Also, snack anxiety and time blindness. The Magic 8 Ball confirms Gabe is 100% educated and everyone likes the supermodel that resembles a hamburger.

The guys debate whether DJs are actually musicians. Gabe attacks Gordon for allegedly being a Luddite and there is agreement on the worst state in the union.

The guys talk about the prospect of eliminating all the mosquitos on Earth. Gabe shares a surprise, Gordon Shows off his tank of bear spray, and T-bone tells the story of how he got chased by a fellow wielding a machete.

This week the guys discuss why the ocean might be a toilet. The conversation touches on fishing, the amount of water in the ocean, shipwrecks, and sea monsters but eventually goes back to mosquitos again.

In our pilot episode we bring p the touchy subject of the ongoing crisis in Israel, but pretty much don't know enough about it to say anything useful. We end up talking about the most dangerous animals in the world and end on living in a simulation that may or may not contain aliens.