What If Apocalypse

On a very special What If Apocalypse, the cousins discuss wisdom teeth, a tragic misdial, and a really big update.

Life-long best friends Nicki and Lauren discuss childhood memories and one really expensive steak.

Recorded on November 16, 2024.

Girls trip!

We are BACK with another exciting, inviting, conniving(?) episode with our friend ARI MOSTOW!!! In this episode, we travel to such exotic and remote locations as the Gelson's parking lot and the middle school boys' bathroom. With Ari, you might laugh, you WILL cry, and hey... You just might learn a thing or two.

Today we welcome to the podcast someone who was basically destined to be on it.

The third Lane cousin is HERE, and she has a lot to say. Mostly about piss.

Epic episode about theatre and love and life and jobs and BYU with our friend BREENE HALABY!!!!!!!

This episode contains extensive spoilers for Despicable Me 4.

The cousins tap into one of Nicki's deepest, darkest fears. Meanwhile, Nina found a tooth! Or did she...?

We are back with another exciting episode of What If Apocalypse. Sometimes something smells like something and you can't figure out what it is or what it smells like and you just gotta know. You have to get to the bottom of things.

On this episode, Nicki stumbles upon a cookie dough kiosk at the mall. You won't believe what happens next... Title says it all!

We are joined by Nicki's camp friend LEAH! This episode is about the pharmacy and the urgent care and summer camp.

All the world's a stage.

Shabbat Shalom. In this episode, we went to Ella's Shabbat dinner where we didn't know anybody and made them confess to us. They wanted to do it though so it's fine. Stop asking.

In this episode, the audio cut out for most of the game. Please enjoy a lot of nonsense and then like a little bit of actual content. 

In this episode, we learn why Nina and Nicki can't babysit. "Can't" or won't? Can't. Definitely can't.

This week, Nicki gets a banana phone and Nina gets a job interview. What could go wrong?

RIP Ella's laptop, recording on our phones this week. We cover a lot of ground in this episode, but also kind of none at all. Car trouble, disrespecting your elders, playing Simon Says. Classic guy stuff.

In this episode, Nicki opens up about Ellen Pompeo and we try to get her to stop. This is the first episode with OUR PRODUCER, the wonderful ELLA PAPO!!! 🎉

In this episode, we discuss prank calls, teen social dynamics, and one really sick burn.

Welcome to What If Apocalypse with Nicki and Nina Lane. In our first episode, we explain the rules of the game and talk about going to the gym, the library, school — some of the most dangerous and embarrassing places of all time.