What in the Y2k?

If you ate that hamster bedding flavored Special K, you may need to hear this.

We read your childhood teacher stories and add some of our own. This episode has it all. Toilet apples. Carbon monoxide. Knives. Grooming convictions. Bricks. Training children to dispose of bodies. You name it. Also turns out that music and band teachers may need to be rehabilitated for the betterment of society. Peace and love.

Lauren is big mad and rambling in this exploration of Colorado Springs based far-right Evangelical lobby group, Focus on the Family. They have dirty wigs, and airplane, a slide, and a limitless well of bigotry, what's not to love?

We have so much to say and literally nothing of substance. Why were the skater guys in high school so fond of the f slur? Only time will tell. We talk about Tony Hawk obviously kind of. And Max Goof inevitably.

Maybe we would have been better off if the y2k bug had wiped us out on January 1st 2000. But it didn't! So instead you have to listen to this episode.

Did anyone else succumb to the horrors of America's Next Top Model in their adolescence? Raise your hand if you were scared. Me too. I was really, really scared. THANK YOU Jess for joining us this episode.

We are so back. What did we miss. Anything bad? Surely nothing bad. JOIN US as we look back on the US presidents in our lifetime as we lament about the general nature of everything right now. DON'T make me get sentimental but we missed you all and perhaps need this podcast as a coping mechanism. We offer it humbly to you as well.

Heyyyyyy we're back if you even NOTICED we were gone. Join us to try and recall the full plot of a movie formative to our psyche and FASHION, and embark with us in the realization that Paolo is canonically TWENTY SIX??? Don't be an outfit rememberer btw.

What is the most incredible thing you ever did for a crush when you were a child? Went to the hospital in an ambulance for the bit? Learned all the lyrics to every Eminem song? Maybe physically injured them? Join us to hear some of y'alls stories and the INCESSANT sound of Lauren's dryer running in the background (I am beyond saving).

Welcome back to us YAPPING and this week we are trying to remember the plots of the 3 Spy Kids films 99% from memory (goes badly) and then Kassie gets so excited about the differences between spies and secret agents that she gets chills. Tangents include pirates, cowboys, and Antonio Banderas.

Hey team we are discussing the nasty body type culture of the early 2000's but we aren't convinced that we have had any respite from that trend actually. The fact that we live in the timeline where Kate Moss said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" proves we live in the dark timeline.

Today we are discussing the American diet for children, specifically what we ate growing up in the 2000s. We also learn what makes Minute Rice fast and pay homage to the Flintstone vitamins that rescued us from death's door.

We're BAAAAAACKKK and we are talking about the Drug Abuse Resistance Education of the 2000's. If you: 1. ever got busted by the drug dogs in school 2. got body shamed by the D.A.R.E officer 3. have a really giant head that normal glasses don't fit then this episode is for you. gods bless.

Class is in session again and this time it's science class. We chat about our science class legacies and Kassie sings a few songs. Bill Nye MIGHT be responsible for planes falling out of the sky and we quiz ourselves on the most heartbreakingly simple science trivia since the Earth was created 3,000 years ago

We finish up our (4 bullet points) of discussion on the Quiet on Set documentary. Kassie is coughing, Lauren is disassociating at the grocery store, nothing has changed. This episode, like the last, includes a lot of ~not fun~ topics include the abuse of minors so proceed with caution.

Kassie and I put on our serious hats for a minute to discuss the recent Quiet on Set documentary as well as Jennette McCurdy's book I'm Glad My Mom Died as we reminisce on our favorite Nickelodeon shows from the early 2000's. This is part one of two of men who it is on sight with if we see them out and about ever.

I wish I was the person that I was before I asked you all if you had any childhood pet trauma stories. Spoiler alert that everybody saw coming: most of these are about hamsters. Send this episode to the child in your life asking for a pet hamster (don't for legal purposes).

If any of you live in a mansion where we can mattress surf please hit our line immediately it is an emergency. Make sure your nails are done and that you straighten your hair or Julie Andrews is going to call you ugly. See you soon.

Remember that kid who took gym class way too seriously? Fueled by some enigmatic, yet white hot, internal rage? Why was his name always Tyler? Don't let the scooter scalp you challenge (impossible). Take a lap.

Why were so many of our cartoons in the 90s and early 2000s so unsettling? Have you considered that maybe we deserved it? Could the FNAF kids of today comprehend Eustace's Bugle? Join us to talk about the genre of "children's horror" and to find out which Courage characters we are (results are debatable and possibly slanderous).

Join us in our elementary school computer classrooms in the early aughts where you are not allowed to sneeze or breathe and actually might have to result to peeing on the floor. Justice for Wikipedia by the way, maybe Putt Putt should have saved Wikipedia instead of some stupid zoo.

What was your favorite childhood movie and why was it Aquamarine? Was it the color changing mood nail polish? Join us in our exploration of our mermaid-sonas and a deep dive into the movie that arguably made me who I am. Also the jelly filled things are called water snakes? I think.

Welcome to our Christmas flavored episode. This time we chat about our fond Christmas childhood memories and discuss if lying to children is good (yes). We spend some time worshipping our lord and savior Christopher Popinkins and slander the sinister agenda of Elf on the Shelf. Follow us on ig: whatinthey2k

Hey everyone, did you have an American Girl Doll growing up, and does that make you part of the bourgeoisie? (yes). We are getting absolutely assaulted with sinister energy from American Girl Dolls and maybe we haven't proved why YET, but we are now on the case.

On this episode we dive into our cartoon sexual awakening characters of the early 2000's. If you simped for Simba, Max Goof, or Shego, then you have a safe space among us. Tangents include the Cocomelon-ication of our youth and also 9/11. Kassie as usual cannot stop talking about Spirit the horse.

Do you need Kassie and Lauren to tell you exactly which Fall themed movies and shows to revisit from our childhoods this spooky season? (Say yes). Tune in for our current and past Halloween and Fall season cinema favorites with a little bit of tomfoolery as usual. If you hear my dog lapping water from his bowl in the background in a vile and disgusting manner no you didn't.

Hey so what internet content did you consume as a child that permanently altered your brain chemistry for the worse? Join us this spooky season to decide once and for all if Salad Fingers can get it or not.

Join us in our elementary school libraries this episode to reminisce on the books of our childhood, the Scholastic book fair, spanking in fantasy series, and to explore the human urge to be tiny. Which Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark drawing has become your sleep paralysis demon? Follow us on ig @WhatintheY2k

In this episode, we reminisce on the formative experiences of starring in elementary and middle school talent shows and plays, and we read some of your incredible and painful stories. If you've ever been goon, goon, goon show'ed off stage after trying to sing all of the lead and backup vocals of Getcha Head in the Game at the same time, then you'll feel right at home this episode featuring marginally better audio quality.

Welcome to our new show What in the Y2K! In our first episode in which Lauren's audio sounds like she is coming to you live from a fish bowl, you can cure your gender dysphoria by following along with an expertly made online quiz featuring the cursed animals of the Barbie cinematic universe of the early 2000's. Come on over to our Instagram and tell us which Barbie creature and gender you are and tune in next time! Follow us on ig: whatinthey2k