When You Give The Girls A Cocktail

You know it’s not a real girls trip until someone ends up horizontal on the turf. This week, we’re reliving the chaos: Larisa accosting the Uber driver (then trying to pet every dog in sight), turf naps as a lifestyle choice, and Brooke + Bryn doing everything possible to dodge parenting duty. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, and it’s exactly why you don’t give the girls a cocktail on vacation.

Nothing kills the vibe faster than… the ick. This week, we’re diving into all the tiny (and not-so-tiny) things that instantly flip attraction into cringe. From bad texts to weird noises, hygiene horrors to oddly specific turn-offs, no one is safe—including us.We drag the boys, drag the dates, and yes… even drag ourselves. 🍸

We’re talking bad dates, worse decisions, and the delusional optimism that kept us going. From seeing the fireworks in each other’s eyes, accidentally getting too high before a date to having to call a bestie to get out of it.We reflect on our personal red flag tests, dating Don Julio, the friend of Ris' uncles, and why we should never be trusted with our phones past 10 p.m.Romance? Maybe. Regret? Definitely. Therapy? Eventually.

The girls packed their heels, fake engagement ring, and main character energy for a full-send weekend in Vegas. Bryn pretended she was getting married. Strangers believed her. Brooke got lost (again). And not one of us knew where the hotel room key was.In this episode, we unpack the power of Hot Girl Delusion, how it’s gotten us into and out of chaotic situations, and why confidence and cocktails are a dangerous mix (but make for great stories).Fake fiancés, real drinks, and zero regrets.

Meet the Cocktail Girls: Bryn, Brooke, Trista, and Larisa—four best friends with a lot to say and very little filter. In our very first episode, we’re spilling how we met and why we decided the world needed one more unhinged podcast. Grab a drink and get to know us—this is where the cocktail-fueled chaos begins. 🍸