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Womanly Portal Podcast
by Dolly and Jolene
*** ON HIATUS ****On this podcast we talk about explicit books in explicit detail. Each episode we will break down a different (usually terrible) romance novel and tell you all about the plot and the "plot". Listener discretion is advised.
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14
The Witch gets Wickedly Laid
Dolly and Jolene are joined by their number 1 Fan, CMann's own Mom, CMomm! 🎉 CMomm will take us all through the Wild World of the Wizard of Oz, through the dark and twisted lense of Wicked, the novel by Gregory Maguire. It's a crazy ride, for sure!If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcast Send us an email at [email protected] Music by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram) Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram) Editing by C Mann
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13
A Dragon Gets DOUBLE Laid
YOU REALLY AREN'T EXPECTING THE TWIST IN THIS ONE.Friend of the pod, Monica, joins Dolly and Jolene to take us back to the world of Katee Robert's "A Deal with a Demon" series to tell us all about The Dragon's Bride! And it's a DOOZY FR. If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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12
A Vivacious Hellcat Gets Laid
Lions and CHEETAHS and Bears?! Oh my!!! On this episode Dolly and Jolene take us to the mountains of Somewhere, Colorado, where a Cheetah Shifter has found herself being hunted for sport by rich poachers after being kidnapped in Africa!!! But don't get too excited, that plot goes absolutely nowhere. Instead, we hear all about this Cheetah Lady gettin' BUUUSSSYYYYY with the Sheriff as they have the kinkiest time POSSIBLE like 400 times in his teeny tiny cabin. Join Dolly and Jolene for Golden Eyes, by Maya Banks! If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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11
A Cowboy gets Laid
There wasn't much to do to pass the time in the wild, wild, west, but fortunately for Banner, she has her Dad's best friend to do to pass the time. Even if he wishes he was doing her mom instead... That's the plot of Another Dawn by Sandra Brown! And it goes about as well as you can imagine.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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10
Cousins Get Laid
Ever wondered what it was like to have a whirl-wind romance with your cousin/step-brother?No? Neither have Dolly and Jolene. But here they are! Talking about The Talk of Coyote Canyon by Brenda Novak. A book with a suspiciously complicated family tree. If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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9
A Space Raptor Gets Laid
This is our first episode with new tech! Please enjoy the INSANE upgrade in quality. 10,000 extra thank you's go out to C Mann for his excellent editing on this episode. Join Dolly and Jolene as they get weird in space with Dr. Chuck Tingle's Hugo Award Nominated trilogy: The Space Raptor Butt Trilogy! You won't want to miss this one. If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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8
The Kraken Gets Laid
NOTE: This episode is the last episode we recorded on our old tech. It also happens to be the most chaotic episode, and the episode with the most technical difficulties. At one point a microphone totally dies, and Dolly and Jolene become really hard to hear. We apologize for the issues and chaos, but this episode had to be released. It's just too funny! Join Dolly and Jolene as they RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!! With the help of Marco and Polo, two good friends of the pod.This week Marco and Polo read The Kraken's Sacrifice by Katee Robert. This one is for all the Monster Lovers out there. <3If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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7
The Entire Mafia gets Laid
Join Dolly and Jolene as they talk about the Mafia! Or at least... The Mafia according to the Sexual Roleplay Fantasies of Co-Authoring Duo Sean and Izzie Sweet. No, we didn't make that up. Yes, it's as weird as it sounds. Dolly takes us through the WNTIRE Disciples Series in this one, so buckle up! It's a whirlwind. Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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6
A Paleontologist gets Laid
Join Dolly and Jolene as they talk about the FOSSIL CARTEL. Didn't know that was a thing? Neither did we. But you'll be even MORE surprised by the sick dino facts you didn't know later on in this episode, all about Smash and Grab by Maz Maddox. Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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5
Shrek Gets Laid
Join Dolly and Jolene as they discuss... Shrek Fanfiction??? This is also our first ever very special guest episode!!! Welcome Carlette as she tells us all about Get in My Swamp, a book that is exactly what it sounds like. Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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Mr. Darcy Gets Laid
Join Dolly and Jolene as they discuss an absolutely wild sequel to Pride and Prejudice: Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, by Linda Berdoll. Spoiler alert: Jolene did NOT enjoy this one. Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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A Quickie at Christmas
On this episode Dolly and Jolene are taken on a journey to Montana to watch two men fall in love over a mutual love of one very special tv show... Join us for a break down of N.R. Walker's Tic Tac Mistletoe: a book so sweet it's practically MADE of sugarplums and gingerbread. Explicit content. Listener Discretion is advised. Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusicArt by Umangi H @ubistudioschEditing by C Mann
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A Quickie With a Badass
Join Dolly and Jolene as they discuss Falling for his Badass by Jessika Klide, a delightful romance that takes place largely in... an elevator?????? Okay, queen. Pop off on floor 4, I guess. Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised.If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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A Scot Gets Laid
Join Dolly and Jolene as they discuss Tessa Dare's historical romance novel "When a Scot Ties the Knot". There's a castle! There's blackmail! There are LOBSTERS! What more could a girl want? Explicit Content. Listener Discretion is Advised. If you love bad romance novels, GOOD romance novels, or just listening to two friends cackle uncontrollably as they share their love of books, then you'll love WPP. Welcome! We hope it's as good for you as it is for us. <3 Follow us on instagram @womanlyportalpodcastSend us an email at [email protected] by Chloe Watts @cmwattsmusic (instagram)Art by Umangi H @ubistudiosch (instagram)Editing by C Mann
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
*** ON HIATUS ****On this podcast we talk about explicit books in explicit detail. Each episode we will break down a different (usually terrible) romance novel and tell you all about the plot and the "plot". Listener discretion is advised.
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Dolly and Jolene
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