Woof and Print

Erewhon, a Nicholas Cage Novella, sandwiches — oh my! So this is a reference within a reference because not only did we do and see all these things but also because filming for The Wizard of Oz was filmed at MGM studios in the one and the only, Culver City! Join Woof, Print, and our guest Samarth/ DJ Honey Pack as we regale the tale of our afternoon in Culver City and diving a little into the infamous history, and also some personal history with the fine establishments that are resident to this little town. Tune in for a special reading of a novella written by Culver City’s very own author Mario Mangione, 10% off your next Amazon purchase, and subliminal hums and chants! Check out this Instagram comedian: Nathan HareRead the actual truth about F Scott Fitzgerald’s death, not DJ Woof’s messed up history: Harry Culver WikiMore accurate facts about the paranormal haunting that occurred in Culver City: Doris Bither CaseAnd super shoutout to Culver Kitty! Go foster some cats!

Woof and Print are back baby! Returning to the audio medium back and better than ever! Equipped with Bachelor’s degrees, vehicles, and a lust for learning — Los Angeles has no idea what’s going to hit it! In addition to voice, we also have text! Check out our Substack for accompanying notes and our little life tidbits. Join us in this new series as we aim to explore and connect with people of Los Angeles and in our lives. For LAdventures are for the REAL LA Lovers, uncovering and discussing the mystique and hidden beauty of this great city we both get to live in. In this episode we collaborate and discuss the La Brea Tar Pits with our second ever celebrity guest, Mercedes/DJ Pit from Don’t Get Me sTARted!!! She enriched our day, conversations and experience with knowledge, passion, and a genuine love for the La Brea Tar Pits! Go check them out on Spotify and Instagram and LinkTree! From innovative ideas for greater immersive audience Xperience to some quick propositions for the upcoming renovations — this is an episode and place you do NOT want to miss checking out. Xoxo Woof, Print, and Pit 😛

Woof, am I right? Funding cuts here, and tariffs there. When will the economic recession #recessioncore stop??? 😩😫😥😓😖😣😰🙀With Us. 💼We’re still giving out Monopoly money and the people are FLOCKING to us with their ideas, from squirrel cafes to amusement parks. We have packed the booth with only the best and brightest talent to shine on that center stage. 🌠Want a sliver of their success and EVENTually rise to their level of fame? Tune in TODAY at 10PM on uclaradio.com 📡

WOOFNPRINT GOES GLOBAL. 🌐Well, we’re going across the country. And by we, I mean our air waves. We’re on a tight budget here, let’s be realistic.Yet for our last episode EVER, we bring to you the shining comedy of two very revered guests upon which we stumbled upon one night on the little application the kids are calling “Instagram Reels.” And that is none other than the intellectual prowess of @honey.drop.itOur second set of guests are a duo you might know too well….they’ve been tbh and rated as “7, idk you too well but you seem chill” in the 8th grade, so we figured they were qualified to speak on the political and economic state of the world.Join us for our last episode TODAY AT 10pm, on uclaradio.com. It’s been a pleasure speaking to all you fictitious characters on the other side of the screen and we’re ready to see your messages come flooding in one last time. 📡

The birthplace of Socrates. The speaking halls of Aristotle. The mental training laboratories of Plato.This coveted location? Tipuana.And our philosophical guests this week are no different than the thought makers above. This week’s episode will focus on none other than the contentious topics of parking, street performances, and an immersive UCLA museum.Find out just how much more money we can get from monetizing a slab of concrete to house a car, why clowns outside of Reagan Hospital will actually decrease illness rates, and why UCLA through the Reddit lens is the right way to view the world.All you have to do is tune in TONIGHT AT 10PM on uclaradio.com 📡

Since the closing of Westwood’s 2 major movie theaters, it seems like there just isn’t any more entertainment in this old town! Until Woofnprint got on the map…….But these two aspiring SHE-EOs are looking to skyrocket themselves to. the. TOP. with their innovative and never before done 7D movie theater. Find out what the 7th dimension is, what even is a movie, whether or not there should be an Avengers part 72, and more TONIGHT at 10pm on uclaradio.com 😎

Woof and print enthusiasts. It’s a huge day for you. Not only is it may the 7th, but it is may you be graced by the presence of two NEW guests on our show…..none other than THE Keifer and Ria. And let’s just say they cooked something up. 😛And by something I mean an establishment that can really only have a business owner that has a Pomeranian, smokes cigarettes, and keeps a pink piece in her purse. 👢Find out more about this lucrative business TODAY at 10pm on uclaradio.com 🛜

Tariffs this, tariffs that. Yes the economic state of the United States is down almost an entire percentage point BUT we must remain steadfast and realize what the real problem is here. And by here, I mean exclusively Westwood. There. Is. No. Girly. Bar.And we have just the two individuals with the will to run this.Join us tonight at 10pm to hear an entrepreneurial idea that’s for the girls. Wednesdays at 10pm are for the girls.(A play on the infamous saying, Saturday are for the boys)👯‍♀️

Now who’s ready for a honky tonk?Tune in TONIGHT AT 10PM to hear how these two entrepreneurs are working to make this the wild, wild, Westwood and creating this here wackiest money making schemes in the wilderness! 🐎tonight. on uclaradio.com.(Yes Cidney has arms and no Nic does not have legs)

POLE DANCING AND YOGURT SHOP.I’ll leave the rest to the show. 10pm. Tonight. Live on uclaradio.com

You’ve reached the phone line of WoofnPrint Enterprises. Please hold while we connect you to the next available caller. 📞It’s the first day of the work week for us and we have had resumes come flood in from all across town. We’re getting businesses hit our phone line and our secretary is demanding a higher pay. After 4 espresso shots in our morning Joe, we think we cracked it. Westwood needs. An arcade and a tattoo parlor. And after countless hours of combing through CVs, we think we found the ones. Tune in today at 10pm to hear why Sam and Emma may be the town’s next up and coming 30 under 30, and how ink and consoles WILL be the tech of the future.

We might not have won an award for our show this season, but I truly believe it’s because the people have not heard what else we got left in store. We’ve saved, as the kids say, the best for last. Week 10, 10/10. For our season finale, here is our star-studded line-up…..⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR GILBERT 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3.49 (runs one of the fly labs here and you can tell he REALLY loves it)ABOUT: Gilbert “the Gilbertino” Professor, received his Bachelors at UCLA in MCDB (Multiply Chips, Double Bets). You might be thinking, didn’t he graduate? Why is he still here? Well that is right, and we’re still asking ourselves the same question! And we have a feeling he’s trying to win a bet. What that is, we still also don’t know.⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR ELLE 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3.0 (I had her as a TA once and she once ordered a tray of Buffalo Chicken Wings with extra buffalo and a side of buffalo, with buffalo seasoning if they had it, and it wafted throughout the 50 person room during the 3 hour final)ABOUT: Elle “Ceedy Soundsystem” Truchan, received her Masters in Ear Tuning, with a concentration in Interpreting Conversations with Zero Context. Tired of constantly being recognized for her work as Elle Ibrary from the previous season of the show, she decided it was time to perfect the skills she practiced working at Powell. How to eavesdrop into the juicy conversations around you while being a passerby.⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR EMMA 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 4.0 (from San Diego so she’s got that chill vibe to her yk)Emma “the” Truchan, received her Masters in Pineology where she was fascinated by the prospect of small logging towns and how this impacts the local economy. Finding out that there was show that mirrored this same concept, she delved into the crime drama mixed with healthy doses of the surreal, and made it her life’s work to uncover the truth of Twin Peaks.Tune in TONIGHT AT 10pm for a show to end all classes. 📻

Like the old saying goes - always leave the topics of TV shows to Week 9 of Winter Quarter. And who are we to defy such a prolific statement. For our digital media week, we are accompanied by two BOOKED AND BUSY academics, so without further adieu, I present to you….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR SUZAN 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 1.5 (will NOT stop playing Satisfaction during the Final)ABOUT: Suzan (AKA Miss Sat for the LSAT) received her PhD in Familial Studies, with a concentration in Guy. Her long standing passion for the animated series encouraged her to look to developing more realistic adaptation of this beloved series. From Stewie to Quagmire, she knows it all and is giggity, giggity, greatly excited to present her findings!She is also accompanied by….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR PAIGE 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3.75 (chill but one time she got Anderson Greek Bowl drippings on my essay and just wrote “sowy :3”)ABOUT: Paige (AKA juicedkimichi) received her PhD in Masters in Gravitational Falls from the University of Huntington Beach. Sources say that she got the inspiration to do live-cast acting for the beloved Disney XD show, Gravity Falls, after waiting 10 hours in the Ticketmaster queue for Joost Klein tickets.Learn all about Family Guy and Gravity Falls TONIGHT at 10pm on uclaradio.com!

We know all of you were devastated by the news of no show this past Wednesday, so we figured we’d do what every bad boyfriend would do - say sorry once and not truly admit guilt!But what separates us from them is that we will try to make it up to you. Therefore, we present a Saturday show with extra special guests….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR ELIAS & PROFESSOR REGINA🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 2.1 (chill, but if you do bad on a midterm they make you hit a cinnamon-flavored vape)ABOUT: Regina and Elias (also known as the walking runway of UCLA) both received their Masters in Sidepieceology. Their shared dissertation on “How to be the other person,” shed insights for struggling college students who relate a little too deeply to the subject. When you don’t find them conducting research, you can find them at their elaborately planned music events, where Regina does ballroom while Elias drives a tractor whilst playing clarinet covers of afrobeats.And…..⭐️🍎 Mystery Guest 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: X/5ABOUT: You’ll know….soon….

Valentine’s Day may have passed but the stench of love hangs in the air! DJs Woof and Print have looked far and wide and across the seven seas to capture these two love birds. We’ve doused them in on our bird changing spell, and made them humanoid for today’s lecture which is presented by….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR KATIE 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 4.2 (she’s cool but whenever you make a good point on a paper she just writes “valid and fair”)ABOUT: Katie “Katesyln11” Wagman, received her Bachelors of Wattpadetry from the University of Camarillo Outlets. An avid creative writer at heart, she was able to write her own love story (which later inspired her PhD dissertation in Country Folk Ballads). She is accompanied by….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR NICK 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: 1.4/5 (if you don’t know local politics in LA, he will subject you to his own rendition of That’s So True by Gracie Abrams in a Kermit voice)ABOUT: Nick “the not Greek” Thell received his Masters in Urban Planning with an emphasis in street planning to make sure that we preserve small town America while eradicating the post WW2 suburbs. He is a concrete guy at heart. And the only thing that could break through his rock solid core is none other than Katie.In today’s lecture, they explore how they were able to find love in a seminar on gun control. #pubaffmajorsbelike

LOVE IS IN THE AIR AND BOY DO WE SEE IT! Naturally, DJ Woof and DJ Print recruited the most experienced professionals to give YOU some love-related advice. Introducing our lecturers for today….⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR MURYAM 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3.87 (they saved my pet goldfish form a fire and single handedly cured all of the world’s diseases)ABOUT: Muryam Professor, received her Bachelors of IJBOL from the University of 661 area code. Today she will be discussing the fine art of diplomatically giving that one friend relationship advice without them taking offense to it (a high stakes endeavor that is in the rise during these tumultuous times of love and romance).⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR IMANI 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: 2.7/5 (will draw spirals in the margins of papers and writes with glitter pen so test corrections are h*ll to interpret)ABOUT: Imani “the Funny” Bunny received her Masters in Uncling with an emphasis in air waves and communication. She is such a plethora of knowledge that telling her to lecture on just one subject would be doing her a disservice. Just booking her has been an uphill battle as she is the newest moderator every student organization is fighting for! Rumor has it, Leah from Love Island is talking about hiring her as a full-time friend!

Chem 30A, Math 115A Linear Algebra that. Why aren’t we talking about the more pressing issues in today’s society. Like road signs and how to keep people away from raw sewage that can cause debilitating damage to the bodies nervous system! Since these pressing issues are already on your mind, boy do I have the lecturers for you!This Midterm special episode will be taught by…..⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR EMMA 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3.78 (tbh seems cool, always talks about her time in Taiwan)ABOUT: Emma “the Chernobyl” Professor, received her Bachelors at 3 Mile Island University and recently graduated with her Masters in Chipotleology. Her research was inspired by her deep love for X-Men and uncovering the supernatural forces that come into play when encountering nuclear waste and what this means for the sociological structures through a contemporary, post-modernist praxis.⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR NICHOLAS 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: 2.5/5 (nice guy but he capitalizes every word on tests making them hard to read)ABOUT: Nicholas “the guy in ITE” Theodore received his PhD in Road Studies with an emphasis in “Stop” and “Go” and a recent liking to “Slow.” Based in the Santa Clarita area, this part-time rapper, part-time music producer, part-time YouTuber, part-time Pot Roast enthusiast, and part-time sociologist is ENTHUSIASTIC about transportation.

We will NEVER stop learning. Our thirst for adventure grows stronger by the day, and to satisfy our hunger for knowledges comes two of the most esteemed professionals East of the Catalina Islands. Today’s lecture is introducing…..⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR ETHAN 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: 3 (harsh grader, really meta in his feedback)ABOUT: Ethan “the Bigfoot” Professor, received his Bachelors at Taco Bell University and recently graduated with his Masters in Cryptidology. His research extends to the unknown and the suspected knowns from all walks of life from the Pacific Northwest to the Loch Ness sea.⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR DUSTIN 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: 3.5/5, he always draws on your testsABOUT: Dustin received his Juris Doctorate in Creepypasta Studies with an emphasis on expression through virtual mediums. He has experience working within the sports card industry, specifically within the Idaho region and uses this knowledge to propel the illustrious nature of mystery and horror novellas.

Welcome back UCLA and boy what a homecoming this is. Today is unlike any other day. Not only are there fires spreading across the entirety of the LA (you guys should fr stay safe and woofnprint family has their hearts out for you ❤️), BUT it also marks the beginning of the Master Class season. Distract yourself from reality, and learn new things with our trio of guest lecturers starring…..⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR NATALIE 🍎⭐️Rating on BruinWalk: no profile, too newABOUT: Natalie (she/her/ella), received her Bachelors at Nunya University and recently graduated with her Masters at Business University. Her research primarily focuses on Manipulation Tactics with a concentration in Deflection.⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR RACHANA 🍎⭐️Rating on Bruin Walk: 3.5/5, moderate workloadABOUT: Rachana (no last name like Zendaya congrats Tom Holland) received her Doctorate in Cancellation Policy and Tardiness. She has experience working with the US government, specifically within the “Let Down” Department and has notoriously interned with (Cancelling an hour before the event) Studios LLC.and ⭐️🍎 PROFESSOR AUDREY 🍎⭐️BruinWalk Rating: [#]/5ABOUT: Audrey [funny middle name] Garcia, was homeschooled and also attended an All-Girls Private Christian School simultaneously. Her focus is in (insert TOPIC), but she also has extensive experience working in (insert TOPIC) with the (insert TOPIC) communities of (insert TOPIC) in the rural mountain sides of (insert TOPIC).

The clock has struck December 4th signaling, none other, than the airing of the final episode of Westwood Unsolved. We’ve saved up the best for last, with greatest mystery yet to break, the UCLA tunnels and the Westwood Psychic. Joined by longstanding fans of the show, Fathima and Cassidy, it’s gonna be a blast.You may be thinking to yourself, hmm. Who are those curious little creatures they have drawn? Well that’s what you’re going to transform into if you don’t listen to today’s episode.Tune in TODAY at uclaradio.com at 10pm. 📻

Week 8, and we ate. Freaky foods at De Neve, mysterious. Subway pricing, and the Anti-sugar curriculum swarming UCLA. All this and more as we are joined by special agents MacKenzie and Charlie, and a soft/medium/boiled/scrambled/sunny side up/hard launch of our DJ Shadows - DJ Cosmetic Procedure 💉🙏and DJ Karma Cancer ♋️ 🙂‍↕️ !Tonight’s the night. 10pm on uclaradio.com. 📻

Week 7, episode 7. Today, we’re talking about the area around us, AKA the tempospatiality of where we are, AKA the setting. AKA the streets.We’ll be asking the world’s most pressing questions, like why does the sidewalk on Midvale actively trip 2,000 people per day, what the smell is oozing from some…unnamed buildings inhabited by men.., and more!Tune in for a special episode as we are accompanied by our very own HITs (hosts in training) Rwyan and Kaz!Tune in today, 10pm at uclaradio.com 📡

Okay, truly think about this. What would you do if she said yes would go?Tough question huh? Well, that level of mental strain is what we have undergone for this episode in trying to solve the mystery of haunted halls and Halloweekend at UCLA. Today, we’re joined by none other than Alumus Kanika and returning Agent RVV - not to be confused with RGB - despite their physical similarities.Like to wish Agent Gilbert - old man from last episode - happy birthday. Comment for good luck for the next 24 hours, and share to stay on Alt TikTok 😹👁️👄👁️Tune in. Today. 10pm. uclaradio.com.

Powell, YRL, Boelter. The labyrinths that we call home.Join us as we sleuth the stacks with the most qualified professionals, Agent Elle “Tractor” and Agent Daniela “Four Star” in this week’s episode of Westwood Unsolved. 🕵️Oh this one’s gonna be one for the books. 🧐

Amidst a time of a lot of uncertainty, we’re bringing certainty to you. Via college radio airwaves, and possibly unproven statistical facts….?That’s right, Westwood’s Unsolved is back today with a peculiar episode on tech. Bad WiFi in the birthplace of the internet. Sentient AI. Starship Robots. Oh my bleep.Join us TONIGHT at 10pm with Agent Ashish BASS-etty and Anad at uclaradio.com.

Science Rules, but also….science scary?Explore the truth of the chemical spills, water drainage pipes, and the rats that test Advil. 🧪Join us and Agent Gilbert “Joe” Herrera Junior and a very special guest that you will absolutely not want to miss and is definitely set on the schedule tonight!All this and more in today’s episode of Westwood’s Unsolved. Today. 10pm. uclaradio.com. 🕵️

The alarms are ringing and the phone lines are buzzing. We’ve heard reports of mysterious tagging appearing across Westwood, from iconography ranging from “I’m gay” to “womb.” What are these mysterious characters, what do they MEAN, and what are THEY GOING TO DO!Your fearless detectives are on the move, and we’re reporting to you live. With guest agents Wynne (the Pooh) and Sydney (Sweenter Swede). Tonight. At 10pm. Tune in at uclaradio.com. 🕵️