Xena Warrior Commentary

An annoying brat beats up Gabrielle in an effort to impress Xena. Then she continues to be annoying for 43 more minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Gab's is injured, poison arrow style, Xena must fight the entire world when really all she wants to do is make out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The conflict between Xena and Gabrielle reaches breaking point when the pair are transported to the dream world of Illusia to settle their differences. It's iconic, and way better than that other TV show's musical episode, I SAID IT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Iolaus must navigate a deadly but amazing alternate timeline where Xena rules the known world and no one has ever heard of Peanut, yay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto joins forces with Gabrielle's evil daughter, Hope, in an effort to go back in time and prevent the birth of Hercules by killing his mother. Unfortunately it's not as good as it sounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena's good kid is murdered by Gabrielle's sh#t kid, but Callisto is there so that helps. TW: Gabrielle sass from me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle is a bad writer and everyone has to pay the price, even sexy Kevin Smith! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A priestess (whose name nobody can pronounce), and a lusty barmaid (Meg) who look exactly like Xena team up with the warrior princess when 'generic villain' plots to destroy the Hestians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peanut races to rescue Ariolus from a different, allegedly worse Peanut, and poor Lucy has to be near Kevin Sorbo. It's rough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joxer's twin brother has plans to assassinate the visiting Cleopatra, but Gabrielle and Autolycus are determined to stop him with an elaborate plan that Xena would never approve of. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena is sentenced to death and Gabrielle feels a bit bad about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena travels to China for a holiday without Gabrielle, and reminisces about her first girl bath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a revolting meal, Gabrielle gives birth to an obviously evil baby, and then becomes one of those annoying parents who thinks her kid can do no wrong. Meanwhile Xena tries to kill the baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena joins forces with Peggy Bundy as she heads to Britannia to battle Caesar; Gabrielle follows a man named Krafstar, who she believes will teach her the ways of a peaceful religion but is probs just a cult leader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle battle Ares' ambitious / annoying protégé and his heavily armed / very warm troops, enlisting the help of a band of criminals. Feat sexy metal workers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena keeps repeating the day and losing loved ones, some days are sadder than others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ares tries to make Xena bump off her mother by making her a little bit lala, but it backfires when they end up on Maury Povich and discover that Gabrielle is the daddy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena has to save the day when Ares and Strife frame Peanut for being a nong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find out the results of this seasons 'most hated' list as we wrap up and reminisce about season two of Xena Warrior Princess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cupid is so busy being HOT that he doesn't realise when his son flies off with his bow and arrows, using them to create love connections between people, and sometimes cows. Meanwhile an episode of Xena carries on in the background. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena challenges the sea god Poseidon, and the laws of gravity, when Gabrielle becomes trapped aboard a ship that's cursed to remain at sea forever. Classic Gabs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena reverts to her bloodthirsty ways when she takes charge of a decimated army struggling to fight off one of her old enemies, this really upsets Gabs and so they're in a fight for most of the episode. Meanwhile your host Phil tries his best to tackle the more problematic aspects of this episode, while still keeping it light. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle encounter pirates, the sea god Poseidon and most terrifying of all, heterosexuality. Also, the Sirens alluring call is nothing compared to Xena's haphazard groans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Gabrielle is forced to marry a dead king with a fine ass booty, Xena must work with her kidnapper after she accidentally goes blind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle is torn between her beleaguered hero Meleager, who's accused of a murder she's certain he didn't commit, and Xena, who's not so sure. Gabrielle tries to stand up to Xena but really, who is she kidding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love goddess Aphrodite (EEE!) turns the bumbling Jerkster into a dashing warrior and uses him to stop a royal wedding so no one will destroy her pretty temples. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle have to prevent a warlord from plundering one village and the earth's biggest giant from destroying another, while seemingly trying to destroy and plunder each other. Feat sexy baths and pooping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Presumed dead, the camp as tits Velasca returns to do battle, forcing Xena to make a sexy but risky deal with her old enemy Callisto, much to Gabrielle's chagrin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena possesses Autolycus so that he can help bring her back to life in time to pash Gabrielle. Meanwhile Gabrielle surfs Xena's coffin and Julie Cooper shows up to be the campest foe in all of history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Xena lingers between life and death, thanks to a silly little girl and a big tree, she dreams about her sexploits with Julius Caesar and her first girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena poses as a beauty contestant to discover the mastermind behind attacks on the well-connected entrants in Salmoneus' pageant. Meanwhile Gabrielle sharpens up her acting chops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the year 1940, two women (and a Joxer) searching for the Xena Scrolls end up in an ancient tomb where they confront a very sexy God. Feat accents and glasses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto, now languishing in Tartarus, is visited by Hera who promises her one more day of life and a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules. What's not to love?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle's absolute refusal to allow Xena to kill a bunch of people accidentally leads to the creation Santa, Christmas AND Charles Dickens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uncle Sissy is back and he's made Ares mortal by stealing his big long sword, which leaves him incapable of putting Xena back in her own body and removes his control over the anger of peaceful people, which Gabrielle allegedly resists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto escapes from the underworld and assumes Xena's identity in order to continue her revenge against the warrior princess, and to mess with Gabby a little. Meanwhile Kevin Smith is back *drools* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena returns to help Princess Diana but there's an unexpected problem: another Xena look-alike, a tramp called Meg, is already trying to supplant the princess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Callisto escapes from prison, she sends Joxer to tell Xena that she's going to continue killing, yay! Meanwhile Gabrielle commits herself to a surprising life of heterosexuality, but Callisto interrupts the honeymoon and sets things straight... or otherwise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Joxer face the evil god Bacchus, while Gabrielle goes to her first all girls sex club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Gabrielle defends a cute guy named David (who has nil interest in her), Xena must save her from a double beheading by fighting her old friend Goliath, who is incredibly difficult to spot despite him literally being a giant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Xena protects the temple of the Fates, they grant her wish that she had never followed the sword, but it may mean never getting to pash Gabrielle again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle travel to the centaur lands to help them against Dagnine, and accidentally bumps into her long lost son, which Gabby has all kinds of feelings about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find out the results of this seasons 'most hated' list as we wrap up and reminisce about season one of Xena Warrior Princess! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Gabrielle dares her to end a war, Xena must invent every single medical procedure in order to claim victory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena finally confronts Cortese, the horrifically miscast and tonally inappropriate warlord who burned her village and turned her into a warrior. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle try to stop a fabulous blonde from killing heaps of pesky women and children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Xena gets poisoned by a past and future enemy (ermergerrrrd), Gabrielle must take her place in fighting a warlord to protect a village and all of it's precious soda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An old/bad warrior claiming to be Xena's father complicates her rescue of a group of slaves, plus Gabby gets pretty good with a pitchfork. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena rescues a young boy on the run from his father, who wants to sacrifice him because Karl Urban says so. Meanwhile, Gabby stars in the reboot of Sister Act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle takes on the role of leader when she returns home and finds her village ill-prepared to defend itself from a band of men in silly hats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.