XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

(humblebrag warning) I HATE THE NEW PANERA SIP CLUB CUPS!!!, was this episode a waste of Wanda Sykes??? 😡😡😡, and this shit was maybe the craziest collision of Xmas/Curb maxims yetCAR PERISCOPELarry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Xmastime answers Curb questions, OMG IS THIS A BEST XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM EPISODE EVER CANDIDATE I THINK SO!!! and a huge “Excuse me Larry David but You’re No George Costanza” momentMEET THE BLACKSLarry's trick to avoid a party backfires on him and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party and Larry makes an unfortunate cake choice.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Best Wegmans pizza ever?, I’m about the change the entire toast game as we know it YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!, and a fantastic ploy to make some romance pop.THE RAT DOGA faulty toaster makes life difficult for Loretta and Leon. Larry repeatedly offends a hearing impaired girl about the small dog she keeps with her. Larry and Leon get their phones mixed up, and Larry traumatizes the entire audience at Sammy's middle school production of Grease when he invites Jeff's exterminator to watch the show.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I swear nobody else is living in my apartment building, wait why did I shit on this episode when it aired???THE REUNIONApproaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by casting her as George's ex-wife.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

IT'S HAPPENING, THIS IS IT: this season's live call-in show! Also, Curb questions answered by Xmastime! Is…is this the sneaky best XYE episode yet?????THE BAPTISMCheryl and Larry head to Monterey to attend her sister Becky's wedding... to a Jewish man who's converting to Christianity. When Larry misplaces the plane tickets, he accuses other passengers of stealing them.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

A what-will-of-course-become-legendary episode switcheroo fuckup, announcing the next show will be live call-in show GET EXCITED!!!!, a romp thru Xmastime on That Day, and Frankenstein! THE DREAM SCHEMEAn acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff & Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted obligations.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Railing at how thin U2's Rattle and Hum is, introducing “Hideous & Hilarious” by Susie Green Fashions, and my first time going to a comedy club!THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESSLarry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising brings surprising results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-List actress.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

OMG THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE 🤫🤫🤫🤫 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 🤫🤫🤫🤫THE MORMON ADVANTAGEWith the city council vote rapidly approaching, Larry gives some unsolicited marriage advice and hosts an event for an American hero.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Wegmans pizza is just unbelievable AND I have a new pepperoni cup thought??, we need to make the chess genius Botez sisters more famous than the KardashiansKEN/KENDRAA misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's public image. The public's perception of Larry then sinks even lower when he gives the wrong person COVID.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

An incredible idea for a CURB spinoff, actually going outside of my apartment to go to a (sorta) REM show, and where the hell is Wanda Sykes????IGOR, GREGOR, & TIMORLarry seizes an opportunity to avoid Irma as he's roped into Jeff's latest apology tour.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry David always the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I'm bummed to realize I've barely mentioned my beloved Wegmans/Panera all season, a Natalie Portman problem, and should we start a "Get the Fuck Outta Here with That Shit" award?THE BLACK SWANLarry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Can we consider TWO things in this episode to be Costanza-worthy????, Larry has the absolute perfect body for sitting anywhere on an airplane, and shouldn’t Larry be in jail?THE ACCIDENTAL TEXT ON PURPOSELarry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams; he also upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Amtrak train bullshit, taxicab etiquette, and some thoughts about a song from the film Almost Famous.THE ENDLarry learns who his real parents are and flies to Arizona to meet them. After a life-changing religious revelation, Larry decides to give Richard Lewis a kidney. Will Larry survive the operation - or is it the end?XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!!! musuc featured: Marah “Valley Farm Song”, Mouse “Public Execution” THE LARRY DAVID SANDWICHLarry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Why was Vince Vaughn a Funkhauser?, could a crisis be waiting at the end of this podcast???, GREAT ADVICE FOR LARRY: just stay on the @#$%ing golf course!VERTICAL DROP, HORIZONTAL TUGLarry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbours through a delicate issue.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I'm full of brilliant ideas for Hallmark Movies set at my Wegmans, has Jon Hamm worn off his welcome?, and dogs on elevators.THE FIVE-FOOT FENCEWhile his latest venture is threatened by forces outside his control, Larry attends an unprecedented event at Albert Brooks' house.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I hate Blogger & Divshare and it's too cold/panic time for my beloved Panera Sip Club.THE LAWN JOCKEYStill in Atlanta, Larry finds himself residing in a rental house with a questionable lawn jockey statuette in the front yard. Meanwhile Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Are Susie’s horrendous outfits the new Cosby sweaters?, what the hell happened to Vince Vaughn? & very exciting - new random episode generator! THE WATERMELONAfter agreeing to take Susie's new rabbi golfing, Larry then cashes in on her favor. Later, Larry's appeal to Woody Harrelson's animal rights activism comes with unexpected consequences.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

My Panera Sip Club rewards has plummeted, my Winter of Gilmore Girls is over, how did Curb get so many great child actors?NAMESTELarry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I agree with Larry's stance on popcorn movie lines, have I discovered a Chekov/Curb Connection (CCC)??, was this the worst lunch of all time?THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICELarry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Can I get just ONE fat kid in my Kid Empire please????, my Apple of The Undead, and big fluffy towels.THE BAT MITZVAHThe Blacks learn some good news: they get to go home. As Larry says goodbye, he once again offends the wrong person, who takes his revenge on Larry by spreading a nasty rumor involving him and a gerbil. But thankfully Jeff's daughter's bat mitzvah is coming up.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

My Panera Sip Club competition suuuuuuuuuuucks which makes me very happy.THE SURROGATELarry inadvertently jeopardizes friends' adoption. He needs a clean bill of health for "The Producers" and has to wear a heart monitor. He uses it in bad situations; a bathroom indiscretion and a car accident. Wanda accuses him of racism.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Nothing. Enjoy it.PORNO GILA bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, Jeff undergoes emergency surgery and asks Larry to go to his house and retrieve his porno collection so Suzie doesn't see it.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

A baby all alone in my hallway, a guy knocks on my neighbor’s door, my thoughts on the Nebraska movie before I bother seeing it.MARY, JOSEPH AND LARRYOn Dec. 23, Larry eats some cookies in the kitchen. Turns out those cookies were a nativity scene that Cheryl's religious sister made. Since it's Christmas Eve, too late to get a replacement. Larry finds a live Nativity at a local church.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Way too much drama at the Chik-fil A, calling out BS on the New York Times and an announcement! (Calm down, not a big one)THE SURVIVORGenerations collide at a dinner party when a contestant from the TV show "Survivor" and a Holocaust survivor clash and Larry is in the middle. Larry and Cheryl renew their vows but Larry struggles with them and his lines for The Producers.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

#XOTD, the Panera parking lot, slow walkers 😡😡😡😡, was I thrown off by last episode’s super-special guest?VEHICULAR FELLATIOLarry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST STAR! TOP SECRET! Plus an idea for more Beatles $$$, a brilliant missed joke opportunity and oh yeah EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST STAR! TOP SECRET!THE BOWTIEWanda Sykes thinks Larry purposefully adopted a dog she deems "racist", Larry falls off his pedestal as a friend of the lesbian community, and Larry hires a private investigator to uncover some information about his past.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Everything’s pretty okay, I'm hit pretty hard with loneliness at a fair, and Lou Reed’s "New York".THE WIRECheryl gives Larry an ultimatum - bury the wire in the backyard - or else! But the permit the city gives Larry requires six signatures from his neighbors, and that means having to be nice to them at all costs - or else.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

I talk about "The Family McMullen" and 1995 freaking me out, plus some bullshit Wegmans parking by my beloved Panera bench.THE THERAPISTSLarry devises an overly elaborate plan to win back Cheryl. He does so by trying to get on her therapist's good side. Meanwhile, Larry accuses Marty Funkhouser of taking charity money under false pretenses.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Wegmans Pizza is still incredible, a Panera Sip Club update, am I in trouble with Yoga ladies?? 😬😬 and “Small Talk WorkShop with Xmastime”THE SPECIAL SECTIONLarry works in New York and returns to learn his mother died and was buried in an area for criminals because she had a tattoo. He plots to get his mother moved out of the "special section" and he uses the loss to decline unwanted invites.Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Panera Points, The Paper, an Xmastime alltime favorite Without Feathers, a brilliant movie idea & more.THE NANNY FROM HELLA restaurant investor has a pool party but only Larry and Jeff show. Larry uses the house toilet and gets the nanny fired. Larry suggests her to Jeff and Susie. She snaps and Susie's life is threatened. Lewis wants in a quotation book.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Oreo’s NEW PB & Reese's Take 1, I'm up to $1,000 Panera Sip Club points!, last Day as a Manny 😢 & more.THE SEDERA sex offender (Rob Corddry) moves into the neighborhood, and becomes friends with Larry. Larry also suspects that Dr. Mark is stealing his newspaper, after his neighbor Ethel claims she saw him take it. Tension mounts when all of these people are guests at Larry's Passover Seder.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

The weather is so nice it’s driving me insane & making me walk so I have a sneaking suspicion it's like I'm the puppy going upstate, fruit bowl depression, The Beatles Anthology 4 & more.THE GROUPThanks to Larry's manager Jeff, Cheryl is up for a part in "The Vagina Monologues." Meanwhile, Larry runs into an ex who asks him to accompany her to her incest-survivors group to lend moral support while she deals with her past.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Theodore's audition reel!! 🧸🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣PALESTINIAN CHICKENLarry plays the ultimate "social assassin" at a dinner party, on the golf course, and at a Palestinian restaurant with phenomenal chicken.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Lobby guy driving me nuts, kids & dogs, total surrender to Peacock & more. ARTIFICIAL FRUITLarry drops the ball when he gets the chance to make amends with his assistant Alice. Larry and Richard go to extreme lengths for their upcoming lunch date.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Old man eyeballing me at Wegmans, The Office! Bring  it back! Great summer weather & more.CLUB SODA AND SALTLarry, Jeff and Ted seek a chef for the restaurant. Larry doesn't like Ted's idea. Larry searches and learns things: Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing pal; wedding gifts a year late are rejected; club soda and salt removes all stains.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Nothing. Literally.BEN'S BIRTHDAY PARTYMel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punches Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game gone wrong, Ben drops out of the production.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

The Summer of Scooter 🐶, goddaughter eyes evolution, toilet book frustration, Wegmans mayo pizza review & more.THE BENADRYL BROWNIEA drop in a phone call on a new phone is blamed for Richard Lewis' girlfriend being hit by peanut allergies a week before the Emmys. She is a Christian Scientist and refuses medicine. Larry and Richard plot to cook brownies with Benadryl.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Awkward lobby guy experience, why not Have The Office just come back as a standalone service, Wegmans mayo pizza threat & more.THE MASSAGELarry is busted by a restaurant owner for stealing forks. Julia Louis-Dreyfus becomes so frustrated by the incident that she drops out of the pilot, which ends Larry's quest to get it on TV. Meanwhile, Cheryl learns that Larry got a naughty massage and busts him for that.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

Xmastime talks about his prodigious Panera sip club $aving$, Rick Springfield & Bruce Springsteen, dead college kids who aren’t dead & more.THE SAFE HOUSELarry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women; Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test; Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

WANDERING BEARSusie gets mad at Larry when he goes to his car while watching a Girls Gone Wild video with Jeff and lets the dog out. Meanwhile, Larry gets a remedy for Cheryl's feminine problem after he mistakenly wears a stamina condom inside-out.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

SIDE SITTINGLarry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

AFFIRMATIVE ACTIONCheryl's quest to get a prescription filled is repeatedly complicated by Larry, including a bad joke that he tells in front of Richard Lewis' doctor.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

THE 5 WOODDalilah the hygienist asks Larry out but Jeff's dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhouser succumbs to "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is certain he sees his five wood in the casket with Leo and gets Jeff to get his club to swap out.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

DENISE HANDICAPLarry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn't return the favor when Suzie throws Larry's cell phone in the ocean and Larry loses her number in the process.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

FATWA!On Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammi's wedding day, Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with some work associates, and hosts a pair of ungrateful houseguests.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

THE HEROLarry accidentally becomes a hero on the flight to New York, earning him the respect of the woman sitting next to him, but it backfires when Jeff and Susie try to court Ricky Gervais.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

THE KOREAN BOOKIELarry takes his chances with a Korean Bookie. While Cheryl's friends get married on the beach, Larry accuses the Korean Bookie of cooking up Jeff's dog and serving him for dinner.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

THE SPITE STORELarry runs into an unwelcome familiar face, seeks a second opinion on his knee injury and causes a rift between expectant parents.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/

THE CORPSE-SNIFFING DOGJeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammy to give up the dog but she won't. He looks to please both Jeff's family and friends who also want the dog.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: WAS Larry really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com/