Yet another Expat

Links at the bottom. Greece won. Three years in a row. The title of the most complex country in the world to do business in. I open by complaining about it, then quietly admit I still keep an accountant there even though I left, because the complexity is also why I cannot leave.(Before you read further... You know who writes these descriptions... right? Right. Ermis out)Then a small thing about the €230 question I once paid a lawyer to answer, that I'd now ask ChatGPT for free. Which is great. Except for the part where the same machine is firing people I know.Some parenting at 1.5 years. He sleeps through the night now. He wants to wear one red boot. Just the one. We are walking, slowly, into the part of toddlerhood where he figures out he can lie down in the middle of the pavement and there is nothing I can do about it.And then the long stretch. I am building a 2D platformer called Pull the Plug. I cannot code. I am making it anyway, with Claude. I'll tell you about the shortcuts I built this week that finally made the thing move faster. Fly cam. God mode. A one-button checkpoint. A screenshot batcher. Petty victories. They felt enormous.The game is ugly. Shipping anyway.We can pull the plug together, kill the AI, then go grow tomatoes. That was always the plan.—Play the ugly in-progress version: https://pull-the-plug.feepok.workers.devGame landing + waitlist: https://ennui92.github.io/pull-the-plug-site/Daily devlog: https://ermis.devNewsletter: https://ermis1.substack.com

Zoo Animals as Influencers, a Shoe-Hoarding Alligator, and Greece’s “Rebrain” PRYo I'm too tired so got an LLM to summarise this episode below, sorry. No need to read itttttErmis records episode 94 from Berlin, reflecting on modern zoos and their conservation narrative, comparing captive animals to “trapped influencers” funding protection of wildlife, and noting the northern white rhino is functionally extinct with only two females left, relying on IVF. He shares a news story about an alligator lifted by helicopter after a flood, found to have eaten a missing businessman and to contain six pairs of shoes, suggesting it may have preyed on others near a frequently flooding bridge. He comments on the Trump administration releasing UFO files in curated batches while dumping Epstein files as unorganized raw data. He critiques Greece’s “Rebrain Greece” campaign amid brain drain statistics and misleading “reversal” language, praises Korea’s mixed-ripeness “one a day” banana packs, covers Berlin’s e-scooter hub parking plan extending to 2035, and updates that he’s building a six-level2D platformer game playable in a browser: here https://pull-the-plug.feepok.workers.dev/more projects at: https://ennui92.github.io/ermis-dev/.00:00 Welcome to Episode 9400:46 Zoos and Conservation Guilt04:41 Rhino Extinction Reality06:09 Alligator Eats Businessman10:01 UFO Files vs Epstein Files13:14 Rebrain Greece PR Spin19:31 Bananas One a Day Pack21:26 Berlin E Scooter Parking Ban24:05 Building a 2D Platformer Game25:34 Final Wrap and Callbacks

Click me! What a chaos. Freshly converted by the city’s May 1st mass awakening, moving through the people-rivers. Listen as we try to hold a family-friendly corner in a park while DIY DJs multiply, and I attempt to sleep a baby in a stroller like a Game Boy game, and a million things to avoid.He’s good. Charming strangers, cautiously worshipping dogs, and steadily evolving in unpredictable directions. We’re also flirting with the dreaded “pasta period,” which may already be too far gone.Plus: An Amsterdam church experiments with going offline,Anguilla keeps cashing in on the AI boom, and I ship a new Chrome extension, Tab Noodle, after last week’s “fair German Google reviews” tool.Thanks for tuning in.If you're interested in the stuff I make, like Tab Noodle or the Fair Google Review calculator for Germany, you can find everything here: https://ennui92.github.io/ermis-dev/

Fair Google Ratings, Remote Cashiers, Polymarket Scams, and Ryanair Leaves BerlinThis episode covers a new Google Maps change in Germany that shows how many reviews were removed under defamation-law claims, and my free, open-source Claude love built Chrome extension called “Fair Rating for German Reviews"Extension hereThe episode then looks at ethical gray zones in tech capitalism: New York restaurants using remote on-screen cashiers paid $3/hour from the Philippines, and Polymarket manipulation, including the Coinbase CEO trolling “mention” bets, a Super Bowl anthem-length bettor timing rehearsals, and someone allegedly heating a single Paris airport sensor to spike temperature bets. Also Ryanair closing its Berlin base amid rising costs and taxes, and ends with a personal plan to shave my head. Sunday Intro Germany Review Loophole Fair Rating Extension Claude Coding Freedom Remote Cashier Wage Hack Polymarket Mention Games Super Bowl Rehearsal Edge Weather Sensor Manipulation Ryanair Leaves Berlin Shaving My Head Wrap Up and Thanks

I praise dried mangos, while the orange man is fighting the pope, and AI fakes are ruling the world. Some nostalgia for old times, a story about my date with an old man to see ballet, and a few thoughts on the Artemis mission splashdown Thanks for tuning in Timestamps00:00 Mango Delusion00:55 Apps Became Casinos02:33 Episode 9204:00 Trump vs Pope07:40 AI Is Fooling Everyone10:24 China’s “Show Your Diploma” Rule12:08 Accidental Ballet Date20:40 Artemis Splashdown21:36 NASA’s Potato Stream26:25 Moon Won’t Turn Around27:00 Wrap-Up

I got one extra hour of sun and one surprisingly decent espresso, which is weird because I usually drink instant dirt and pretend it’s a personality. I spiral a bit about Nestlé, then I put on Placebo and immediately time-travel back to being an embarrassing teenager. So yeah: music, memory, and how to hack your brain without buying another app. Then I peek at the news: Greece doing Greece things—corruption, surveillance, and a luxury hotel near the Acropolis making money off being illegally tall. I also talk about ads that feel psychic (they’re not), a stupid “white messiah” meme, a Germany rule about leaving the country, and Voyager 1 just quietly escaping all of us. Berlin blossom festival, breathing, jump around, don’t die. See you next week.00:00 Morning Hello00:26 Coffee Standards Clash01:20 Ditching Nestle Guilt02:22 Placebo Nostalgia Trip04:46 Music Memory Hack06:23 Greece Corruption Snapshot08:40 Acropolis Hotel Scandal11:48 Ads That Read You14:30 Cobain Hawk Messiah Meme15:41 Germany Travel Permit Rule18:12 Voyager 1 Deep Space Update20:42 Wrap Up And Wellness Tips

Us or them? An AI dog cancer vaccine and birds using quantum physics. Here's whats up:Growing the podcast - ads, stickers, mild criminal energy. Expat dad life in Berlin. The nightly betrayal of waking up to pee at 3am. A thought experiment involving €100 million and the ocean. Europe's biggest drugstore chain drops krill. Trump's committee guts the Endangered Species Act so Gulf drilling can take out rare whales, turtles, sharks, and coral. Migratory birds might literally see Earth's magnetic field through quantum effects in their eyes. A data engineer used AI and DNA sequencing to make his dog a personalized mRNA cancer vaccine. It worked.Like, rate, subscribe your grandma. Ciao!

Hello world, hello spring. It's been a while. Recording on a Sunday with a kid playing horrible flute through the wall. Divine. Back pain, tooth pain, and a norovirus. Living the dream. Sewages exploding at home and abroad. Also a lovely 14-month-old who points at things until they happen. But life is good and I'm trying to keep this episode light. Succeeding partially - Maybe spiritual bird watching is the way. Oh and I won the caffe hipster battle so I saved you that click.Links:Yet Another Expat on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7ibAqCfRRWJmUiWIRyTeWDΕρμής και ο Κόσμος - Greek Podcast with Cosmo:https://open.spotify.com/episode/1jOWcdO5g0UWf5vaWtr43i?si=0eS3osRDQh-9lDELdXncKAInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat.podcast/Thanks for supporting!

Sunny days and deceiving titles. This one's worse than usual! Thanks to whoever did that 21st rating, you're the real MVP.

The sun is out in Berlin. Leonidas eats sand at the playground. Sterilizer is gone, it's his immune system against the world now. He also fell off the bed. He's fine. Probably.Claude AI refuses the Pentagon autonomous kill systems and gets threatened for it. A Spanish guy accidentally controls 7,000 robot vacuums with a PS controller. Iran, AI war simulations going nuclear, and wasps in Germany carrying a 5,000 euro fine if you kill them without probable cause. Let's dive in. Like, rate, subscribe your grandma. Ciao! Also, thanks to you kind stranger who left the 21th Spotify rating. You are the best.

Fork vs wall & Vitamin D propaganda. Joining HBO Max and how my electric toothbrush outperforms me emotionally.First time at the Berlin International Film Festival red carpet and a yikes Finnish body horror (Nightborn)Also, the polar vortex will break. Normal week.

Poop, algorithms, and the UN falling apart. Also: babies learning gravity, why you need a dog, Berlin's infrastructure having a moment, TikTok getting censored under new management, Jeff Bezos quietly dismantling the Washington Post, and measles making a comeback because apparently we're done with vaccines.Like always, jumping between my kid throwing food and the world doing the same thing.Send me your questions here (or anywhere)https://ngl.link/yetanotherexpatFollow the Instagram and rate on Spotify, woohoo!

Pokémon cards are apparently the new way to move money across borders. Meanwhile, Berlin has turned into an ice rink, Trump posts AI penguins in the wrong hemisphere, and lab mice are being told to touch grass for science. Parenting continues to be a content (and contént) giving journey: from the food Olympics to the floor is lava.On top of that, I interviewed an AI cheater, Lego launches internet-connected “smart” bricks nobody asked for, and Elon Musk shows new levels of public desperation.Parenting, tech absurdity, financial mischief, and late-stage capitalism — all in one episode.How to Get Notified for Auroras in Germany

Re-wearing clothes, crows at work, salad towers in China, ancient civilizations discovered with lasers, policy changes in the US, a shiny new Greek warship, and Berlin giving away… tons of potatoes.Like always, jumping between personal stuff and random news :)Follow the Instagram and rate on Spotify!https://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat.podcast/

Another week of trying to keep up. Venezuela, Greenland, people betting on wars, chip wars, Greece losing its airspace for a day, Berlin freezing, power grids getting attacked, and me wondering (again) if growing tomatoes should be my plan Z

A Spotify Hack, Quantum Leaps, and the State Department's Font Fiasco. Heads up, this episode was recorded 10 days ago, so no info on the US invading Venezuela. I talk about a massive hack on Spotify, quantum computing getting a big upgrade, AI translating Chinese research into English, the bizarre font change at the US State Department, and the messy release of Epstein Files. Like, follow, comment, subscribe your grandmas

Hey gang - it's been a hectic end of the year. No news in this episode. More dear diary style and longer format. From Berlin's winter cold and my Vitamin D deficiency to a scam with fake Pokémon cards at the flea market, and my love for Radiohead. Tune in for personal stories and relatable moments of excitement and frustration according to the LLMs. If you like, show it with some clicks in the places to be clicked. @yet.another.expat.podcast on Instagram00:00 Introduction and Year-End Reflections01:01 Winter in Berlin: Surviving the Cold01:51 The Vitamin D Dilemma04:37 Sleep and Smart Rings05:44 Nostalgia: Pokemon Cards and Flea Market Scams12:48 Main Topic: Radiohead Fan Journey24:46 Concert Experience and Reflections37:40 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans

Moving apartments with a sick baby, zero planning, and 40 mystery boxes - my personal favourite. Spotify Wrapped lies, burnout, fake seasons, radiators with commitment issues, Greek scandals, European fines, tech-bro tantrums, Trump winning imaginary awards, and why the world feels like someone accidentally hit hard reset.But it ends on something lighter. A documentary festival, a tiny bit of hope, and me trying to sound like I have my life together. Enjoy.

No news this week, it's all updates and random thoughts. Nice to be back

Slapped with a false copyright claim but here I am. Sharing random stuff news and updates. This time we have stories, flying spiders and types of people in my local swimming pool. Also you can learn about changes in German laws for 2026 and new policies on social media restrictions for teenagers in Denmark. Link to the flying spider:https://www.facebook.com/reel/223238516727963800:00 Introduction and Podcast Overview01:00 Copyright Claim Controversy05:33 Winter in Berlin07:00 Upcoming Changes in Germany14:08 Swimming Observations22:04 The Power of Facebook Reactions24:50 Social Media Restrictions for Teens26:09 Conclusion and Farewell

Albania says they have AI kids now. Trump is confused about a dementia test he thinks proves he’s a genius. UFC showed up at the White House. More random stuff too. Listen if you want.

My grandma always said: a yellow vest and a ladder will get you anywhere. Have you seen China's glass waterslides? Wanna hear how I defended my honour against dirty gloves guy? And why rainy days don't fully suck? Sprinkles on top with tips on how to sleep a baby with a Pilates ball. Lastly, why classic books like '1984' and 'To Kill a Mockingbird' are banned in some schools? And let’s not forget my Instagram take down for being a self-doubting teen. Join me as I dive into these eclectic, self-deprecating musings, unraveling the absurdities of the past week as some AI would say.00:00 Introduction and Setting the Scene 00:45 Mushroom Hunting and Brain Hacks 02:07 Standing Up for Yourself: A Personal Story 06:04 The Louvre Heist: A Modern-Day Robbery 10:57 Parenting Challenges: Baby's First Viruses 15:17 Innovative Hiking and Water Slide Adventures 17:13 Banned Books in the USA 19:48 Confession: The Instagram Follower Fiasco 25:44 Conclusion and Final ThoughtsIG: https://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat.podcast/

What happens when a Duke gives up his title - voluntarily or not?Can Greece really call it “progress” when workdays stretch to 13 hours? Is Berlin running out of babies or kindergartens? What’s it like to be surrounded by thirty tiny humans - and realise one might be smarter than you?How close are we to losing all coral reefs - and what does “past the tipping point” actually mean?Could the Amazon rainforest really switch from absorbing carbon to emitting it?What happens if the Atlantic Ocean’s circulation — the one keeping Europe warm — suddenly stops?Also, can humans now talk to each other in their dreams?Discover this and much more (ok, maybenot much more) in this weeks episode! 🌀 Sources & links mentioned:The Guardian – Collapse of a critical Atlantic current is no longer low-likelihood👉 https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/aug/28/collapse-critical-atlantic-current-amoc-no-longer-low-likelihood-studyReuters – Climate tipping points are being crossed, scientists warn ahead of COP30👉 https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/cop/climate-tipping-points-are-being-crossed-scientists-warn-ahead-cop30-2025-10-12/Global Tipping Points Report 2023 — Section on Amazon dieback & biosphere impacts👉 https://report-2023.global-tipping-points.org/section2/2-tipping-point-impacts/2-2-assessing-impacts-of-earth-system-tipping-points-on-human-societies/2-2-3-impacts-of-biosphere-tipping-points/2-2-3-1-amazon-dieback/The podcast I will be appearing on November - Untold Paths podcast👉https://open.spotify.com/show/1H8c1ECA3ayKQ9W8dXDiSI?si=d5b4f49f5fe1433e📸 Follow along: @yet.another.expat

Baby Needs New Shoes! But seriosly, I went to a casino. So fun. Also, how does a people pleaser navigate the streets of Athens on a motorbike? What recent change at the Acropolis in Greece could enhance your visit? How grueling is the apartment hunting process in Berlin? Listen to another lovely episodeLink for BlackJack Counting Cards Video mentioned: https://youtu.be/exO0paRESbULike, Share, Follow, Rate. All the good stuff

Quick! Rub lemon juice on your face - ask questions later! Another week, another episode, fun facts, news, baby life, you know the drill. And of course, a bit of AI dystopia. If you like the podcast rate it and tell a friend!

Sorry I was gone fam. Now: What happens when drones disrupt European airspace and cyber attacks target major airports? Can Germany’s pen-and-paper solutions keep the chaos at bay? Will the US's new visa regulations weaken its tech powerhouse status? Discover the latest issues facing global travel, the unexpected challenges in Mars exploration, and the controversial leadership shaking NASA's future. And what do Harry Styles, Donald Trump, and single moms have in common? Find out in this podcast update sprinkled with a bit of cosmic curiosity.00:00 Introduction and Apology04:23 Chaos in German Transportation07:42 Berlin Marathon and Harry Styles08:32 US H-1B Visa Changes15:09 Conclusion and Personal Updates24:21 US vs China: The New Space Race29:11 Conclusion and FarewellCheers.

Ever felt like giving five stars just for surviving? Berlin’s Bolt drivers think they’re in Fast & Furious, but that’s only the starting line. From sugar rush myths that crumble into sugar crashes, to drone paranoia and the comedy of emergency alerts, this week’s episode is here. Nepal experiments with Discord democracy, Albania hires an AI minister, and somewhere in the skies, an interstellar comet makes us wonder if ET’s finally calling. Add Berlin’s explosive cars, Gaza rallies, whimsical kite festivals, and grocery drones—welcome to dystopian utopia, where the ordinary is anything but. Buckle up, question everything, and don’t expect your driver to slow down."00:00 Introduction and Episode Start00:15 Crazy Bolt Drivers in Berlin02:56 Podcast Overview and Drones in Poland04:44 The Myth of the Sugar Rush06:53 Nepal's Historic Protests and Discord Voting09:03 Albania's AI Minister17:42 Berlin News Highlights21:37 Conclusion and Farewell

Don't you hate line-cutting? What's the weirdest thing you can find at the bathroom of the BER airport toilet? Plus nostalgic moments of youth, unusual sights from Amsterdam, and MORE. so much more. listen. like. love. hug a tree. or a person. or both.Here's what the AI thought I talk about00:00 Welcome and Introduction00:30 Pet Peeve: Line Cutters03:09 Nostalgia and Life Changes07:52 Berlin News and Updates13:19 Amsterdam Observations21:34 Baby First Aid Course Highlights29:03 Final Thoughts and Farewell

Robot Olympics Whaaaat? This week my frustrating yet triumphant battle with German healthcare, finally cured by antibiotics after weeks of suffering. Podcast going big and now I get spam invites for people who want to join for an interivew from Bitcoin bros, vitality gurus, and innovative doctors. I loath nostalgically about the pre-smartphone era and explored a startup's modern twist on the old landline for kids. Then Germany oh sweet Germany no wonder IT jobs are declining you need more briefmarken. Meanwhile in China the rise of robotics and the humanoid robot Olympics in Beijing. Amidst my cynicism and humor, I painted a picture of a world where robots handle our chores and reflected on how tech intersects with our lives. Or that's what the robots say. 00:00 Introduction and Personal Health Update01:32 Podcast Growth and Guest Invitations06:34 Nostalgia and Analog Technology Revival10:58 Germany's Resistance to Digitalization15:23 Humanoid Robot Olympics in Beijing19:48 Robotic Exoskeletons and Workplace Safety21:11 Conclusion and FarewellUntil next week, stay sunny and healthy!Follow and rate the show!

Recorded under the rare appearance of the summer sun. Ever wondered why some adults in China are resorting to pacifiers? Or why Greek firefighters are treated like disposable heroes? And did anyone catch the absurd Trump-Putin Alaska spectacle? Dive into the latest episode of this unapologetically cynical podcast to get the lowdown on these bizarre realities, plus a rundown of cultural ventures in Berlin and the latest blunders in US climate policy. Think ignorance is bliss? Brace yourself for the truth. In more detail (thanks AI)Today’s episode kicks off with the latest Chinese trend: adult-sized pacifiers for stress relief. It’s as absurd as it sounds. Then we turn to Greece, where firefighters fight both fires and governmental neglect, dealing with temporary contracts and no hazard pay, despite battling dangerous blazes. In Berlin, an old fire station transforms into a cultural hub for a two-month Club Commission event, showcasing a range of performances. The surreal hits a new high when Trump gives Putin a Broadway-like reception in Alaska, complete with red carpets and flyovers—yet yielding zero diplomatic results. As if that’s not enough, the Trump administration also aims to kill NASA satellites tracking CO2 levels, essentially blinding us to climate change. To wrap up on a lighter note, the host thanks Polly for an ingenious self-cleaning garlic press, a rare joy amidst the chaos. Join me every week as I navigate through more absurdities and life. 00:00 Introduction and Personal Update00:47 Bizarre Trend: Adult Pacifiers04:45 Greek Firefighters' Plight08:50 Berlin's New Cultural Venue10:25 Surreal Diplomacy: Trump and Putin14:13 Climate Science Under Threat17:51 Conclusion and Listener AppreciationLike, Review, Follow and those things bitte bitteeeeeeee

The absence of rush is the ultimate victory. Are you ready to worship the sun and dance with the AI overlords? rom ancient Italian wisdom to the dark web exposures of shared ChatGPT conversations and dive into the alarming behaviors of AI models, prophetic visions from AI 2027, and the dystopian 'Circle of AI Life.' comic strip. Does anyone read these descriptions? I have no idea. Anyway! Explore the curious altruism of humpback whales and Denmark's provocative practice of feeding pets to zoo carnivores. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of unsettling news, dry sarcasm, and a barbaric good time. Ready to worship the sun and dance with the AI overlords?00:22 The Philosophy of a Rush-Free Life01:46 Chat GPT Privacy Concerns03:47 AI Deception and Future Predictions07:22 The Role of the Sun in AI's Demise08:52 Animal News: Bumblebees and Humpback Whales13:25 Denmark's Controversial Zoo Practices17:40 Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Broadcasting from Denmark, surviving a series of misadventures. The wildly unpredictable Danish weather, breaking my phone twice, battling severe back pain and sciatica, because hello mid-life crisis. This one's a charmer. Discover fascinating Danish cultural nuances like the trust-based street markets in Aarhus and the peculiar two-hand door systems. Despite the sequence of unfortunate events, AI says I stay reflective and humorous. Tune in for personal stories, random thoughts, and more. Deeply appreciate your support. Until next week, stay awesome!00:00 Introduction and Welcome00:20 Weather Woes in Denmark01:17 Podcast Overview and Personal Updates02:20 A Run in the Forest Gone Wrong03:55 The Phone Fiasco07:18 Trust System in Denmark09:04 The Peculiar Danish Door System11:19 Battling Back Pain13:22 The Picnic Disaster

Escaping Berlin's chaos to Denmark's unsettling perfection. German trains can be a nightmare no one prepared me for, but let's not dwell. Instead, let's ground ourselves with a weird but soothing tongue trick. Dive into South Park's triumphant return, skewering Trump and Paramount. Did they just sign a multi-million dollar deal and immediately bite the hand that fed them? Also, why is Japan filling old phone booths with water? Tune in for the randomness.

Ever wonder where your forgotten Bitcoin is? Perhaps under your bed? This week, dive into 50 Cent's unexpected $76 million Bitcoin stash, Denmark's new law protecting your literal face from AI, and Berlin's late realization to ban weapons on trains. Explore if your gut bacteria could save you from those nasty forever chemicals, the bizarre world of biohacking senses, and why a baby's first taste of cucumber might be more profound than it seems. We also question if fecal transplants can reshape personality. Buckle up, it's another Monday.00:00 Introduction and Forgotten Money00:33 50 Cent's Bitcoin Fortune01:44 Lost Bitcoins and Cyberpunk Scavengers03:31 Denmark's Fight Against AI Deepfakes05:37 Berlin's Ban on Weapons in Trains07:03 Personal Updates and Baby's First Taste11:48 Biohacking and Sensory Augmentation14:24 Gut Microbes and PFAS21:33 Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Click play ask questions later. Stories of space startup fuck-ups, lazy street cleaning, illiterate White House correspondence, greek scandals and a video game that you will love to hear about. What a week.

Ever wondered why life never stops complicating things? Celebrating 60 episodes with random facts and airport stories. From Babylonians to modern timekeepingand my personal hellscapes of modern travel. Flights canceled, hotels from 1 star land, and a relentless dance with fate. Why airplane windows must be open during landing?? Learn today and impress at parties.

It's probably easier to book Venice for my wedding or get EU farm money hand in hand with the corrupt Greek government than getting to my destination with the A100 - A115 in Berlin.Follow the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7ibAqCfRRWJmUiWIRyTeWDInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat/00:00 Introduction and Greetings00:46 The Baby Clothes Dilemma02:31 Baby Milestones and Parenting Challenges04:00 The Crow Befriending Project08:22 Berlin Traffic Woes14:07 Greek Scandals and Corruption19:10 Jeff Bezos' Extravagant Wedding23:30 Conclusion and Farewell

Hang in there friends. Here are some stories from the U8 at night including a man eating spaghetti with his hands to a woman who's making a business out of unsolicited dick pics. Check out the world of screen-free evenings and my no longer dream of a sperm donor's legacy. Ending up with the surreal struggle for a swimmable Berlin river. Keep it up.Episode links in random orderReddit U8 Berlin postBerlin Swimming in the Spree ProjectEU sets sperm donor limit

This time it's a video thing. Did I mean to do video? No. Would I have worn a shirt if I knew beforehand? Unlikely. Would I have cleaned the room? Maybe. Anyway now it's out and worse than you think. And yes, this episode includes updates from the crow. Tada! Another episode packed with random thoughts, news, and self-deprecating humor from your favourite middle child. ps. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH FRUITFLIES IN THE SUMMER

CAPS because I am unstoppable. Ice cream is shrinking. Pigeons are winning. Is befriending a crow my last grasp at control? Why scream Is finding happiness in a single strip of duct tape the epitome of modern joy?These and more. Follow onhttps://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat/

Another Rollercoaster of Life ft Pterodactyls, Churches, Taxes, Baltic Adventures, and Dishwasher Revelations. A sarcastic life guide to modern dilemmas as GPT said.https://www.instagram.com/yet.another.expat/Summary:In this episode, we explore the ironies of technological advancements in Greece as POS machines make their way into churches, delve into the organized church tax system in Germany, and consider financial perspectives. Get a dose of sarcasm on modern conveniences with a comedic take on dishwashers' capabilities, wander through the picturesque yet quirky Baltic Sea villages filled with pensioners, and experience the transition from baby coos to future playground brawls. The discussion also includes reflections on Elon Musk's ventures, the new moon race, and a correction on the misconception between PFAS and microplastics. All wrapped up with a prediction of a futuristic societal indicator and a nod to medieval 'blue bloods.' Ever wondered about a sarcastic life guide to modern dilemmas?

Guess who's back after a month-long hiatus with lots to catch up on👀Videos mentioned in the episode:The $16 TRILLION Race to Mine the Ocean: https://youtu.be/TacQgNeoPMMHow One Company Secretly Poisoned The Planet: https://youtu.be/SC2eSujzrUYIn this 54th episode, I'm back after a month-long hiatus with lots to catch up on. I explain my absence due to a trip to Greece to showcase my baby to all the relatives, including a funny brush with avoiding the 'evil eye' and dealing with an eye infection. I share tips for traveling with a baby and update you on my little one's milestones like eye-tracking, making sounds, drooling, grabbing, and smiling. I also review TV series like 'Adolescence' and 'Dark,' and delve into serious topics like the dangers of deep-sea mining and PFAS chemicals. I humorously ask my house spiders to handle bug control and defend the authenticity of regional food names. Despite the lack of structure, I end the episode on a positive note about new methods to boost coral reef production. Thanks for sticking around!

Doesn't get any better than this, does it? An eclectic mix of rants, from my newfound hope in alien intervention to the rapid life cycle of internet trends like the AI Studio Ghibli takeover. Topics like the Fermi Paradox, AI art controversies, and global turmoil, tarrifs, trade (or not) wars, all while balancing the absurdity of a phone case sponsorship offer. Join me on this rollercoaster of thoughts, reflections on parenting, and the madness of social media notifications. @yet.another.expat Alternative description for them web crawlers: Episode 53 of yet another Expat podcast, thoughts and stories, beliefs about aliens, the Fermi Paradox, contemplation of an alien intervention, the AI Studio Ghibli trend, AI and copyright issues, global events like trade wars and market collapses, personal reflections and humor, a quirky sponsorship offer involving biodegradable phone cases, frustrations with social media notifications, the relentless pace of modern life, all culminating in an open invitation for alien intervention, are you ready for an alien intervention?

🔍 What do hidden pyramid complexes, existential parental dilemmas, and a paperclip housing scheme have in common? Unearth the bizarre truths and absurdities of life in this latest episode. From ancient secrets to modern quirks, embrace the chaos with dry wit and a wink, and dont forget to subscribe your [email protected]

Find your cherry blossoms yet? If not, wait no more, this episode is here for you. In episode 51 of Yet Another Expat, I welcome YOU with my usual mix of GREAT humor and sarcasm, diving into a range of topics. I reflect on the anticipation of an extra hour of sunlight, compare the past year to a rollercoaster ride, and talk about the cherry blossom season in Berlin. I also share the joys and challenges of life with a newborn, highlighting some key milestone experiences.On the more serious side, I take a critical look at Trump’s education policies and the gold card residency scheme, framing economic disparities as a form of class warfare. I also discuss a bizarre case of art vandalism by an ultra-conservative politician in Greece. To escape from all this, I find solace in Red Dead Redemption 2.Wrapping up, I muse over a theory about the universe being inside a black hole and give a special birthday shoutout to a fan.

Mini rants. Random Stories. Some news. You know, the weekly usual. Thanks for rating the show, leaving comments and subscribing your grandmas.Made it to 50 episodes! :tada-emoji-or-something:

Old stories, interplays between boredom and efficiency, and arriving at what I decided to call pockets of beauty.

This episode is a dichotomy that starts with random and silly thoughts and goes deep down the tragedy of the Tempi train crash and the public outrage that the criminal negligence and systemic corruption has caused. A tragedy that could have very well been avoided. And when it didn't, instead of shedding light on the systemic pathogens, it was covered up. AI said:Starting off with a whimsical deep dive into the beauty of dried mango slices before diving into the darker realms of TikTok's addictive design. Discussing social media usage limits, the overwhelming presence of AI on the internet, and exploring the revenge bedtime procrastination phenomenon. Concludes with a powerful recount of the mass protests in Greece and Berlin over the tragic Tempi train collision, highlighting systemic corruption and government cover-ups. Tune in for a mix of random musings, social media reflections, and real-world activism.Photo is from a musician that was constantly playing music in the protests and clashes that followed on February 28 protests

Now with video. And in case you are wondering if these episodes can get weirder, know that I am using cheats to keep my pupils locked on the camera. Dive with me in the ocean of Callisto (Jupiter's moon), Instagram corners, and other weird thoughts involving fridge doors and birthdays.

Ever wondered about the mysteries of baby poop or the existential weirdness of modern geopolitics? Join me on Episode 46 for a journey through absurdity and insights! Explore snowy Berlin and its hidden woes, say goodbye to the Duolingo owl, and debate garlic press alternatives. Life with a newborn brings challenges, from burping to stroller outings. We touch on geopolitical tensions, asteroid threats, and Elon Musk's influence, while also finding time for silly topics like water bottle hygiene and baby poop. Finally, anticipate new video content and reflect on societal changes inspired by ancient Rome and George Carlin's critique of modern life.Instagram: @yet.another.expatFind the podcast on Spotify, follow and rate it so I one day get a sponsorship.Ciao!