You Have To Agree

Not Gonna Touch: Sydney Sweeney x American EagleThe inefficiencies of corporate life; Andrés fails at making Caroline Calloway insteresting to Darby; Too Much (the show, duh lol haha); Netflix wants you to stay in one place, what if we don’t?; the concept of “men”; Fergie’s bladder 20 years ago; Zac Brown or Dave Mathews?Selling out, do you agree?

Runk is Pock! Be a doll and have ball, Ep. 23 is here!Andrés goes to concerts, Darby wears glasses and contacts."Not Gonna Touch": Justin BieberGingers make a comeback on the pod, meeting Jaden Smith, the story of Andrés' stolen jacket, enneagram test, vaping and the shame it brings.Rock and Roll, do you agree?"I don't wanna see HAIM in Connecticut!!!"

We're feeling 22 and just like Dreamgirls, "we make you happy".Andrés gets a haircut, Darby cuts her own."Not Gonna Touch": The Diddy Trial.Topic include: Speedy Gonzales, The Weeknd's movie and name, Pete Buttigieg's beard, and Catholic checkpoints.Karaoke, do you agree?Walton Goggins and the best albums of 2016.

Can you see the white smoke? Darby and Andrés are back. Where did they go? Don't worry about it.Neanderthals rejoice and unite for a juicy new one: American Pope, "Not Gonna Touch": the political climate, Ciao, Darby's therapist, and forgetting people's names. Being good with faces, do you agree?Put that in your dictionary!!!mwah.

It gets political so you better agree!!! Paper Planes are better than Aperol Spritz, bands with animal names, “Just do it”? how ‘bout you mind your own business, Nike?!, cutting corners, Chappell Roan is a Pisces, Darby’s celebrity birthday trio, PETE BUTTIGIEG, and more politics? yes.  Darby watches the iconic “Coconut Tree” video for the first time… We fell out of a coconut tree, do you agree? White Dudes for Harris, Trump at the NABJ Convention, plugging Stacey Abrams’ new podcast, and a welcomed interruption by Sister Paige (she’s not a nun, she’s literally Darby’s sister!). Andrés has a patriotic confession to make while urging everyone to read up about Venezuela. *mwah!*

WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE NOT GOING BACK. America had a busy month and so did Andrés and Darby: Italy trip, work trauma, a move, and Brat. But also… Railing people with intellect, 21st Century Women, Duolingo, the Luca waters. Animated films, do you agree? Sweaty meaty boys, The Disney Channel Original Movie My Date with the *motherfucking* President’s Daughter, the guy from Bottoms is in everything now, and a stressful work story with a cute ending.

Happy Juneteenth! Drugs and being gay. It’s an OPEN BOOK, this one. Sit down and let us turn the page! Andrés has some venting to do and it gets deep, with a little help from his friend, Darby (foreshadowing). Topics include: Text > Likes, friends’ artistic endeavors, Not Gonna Touch: Gemini Season, Carrie Underwood fell AGAIN, politics and the apocalypse, taking a shit, even; candles are actually bad, it turns out - but so is everything else. The Beatles, do you agree? 

We’ve said it before but this time Andrés and Darby come in so hot, your ears are gonna steam with pleasure! Justin Timberlake’s arrest; Lyme disease (for some reason) and all the celebrities who’ve had it; a tale of ticks with expensive taste; the happiest cities in the world; the witch’s tit; no AC on the A/C; the hot takes guy on the subway; tipping culture and the ipad; Darby’s deaf movers story; Andrés talks about MoviePass AGAIN; women on dollar bills. Baths, do you agree? and cum floats.

Aperol Spritzes have weaseled their way into the cocktail world the same way this podcast has found its way into your hearts, Neanderthals. The sun is shining and the backyard sessions are open! Listen to the wild sounds of the streets of East Williamsburg and let’s get into it! Darby goes to a wedding and Andrés talks about his ACTUAL nuptials; is sharing the bed a must?; Kevin Spacey Doc; people who lie; checking Spotify analytics to see if the people we’re talking about are listening?. Missionary, do you agree?

… and so are we! Episode 15 starts easy and breezy with some Quantum physics theories and existentialism (omg fun) - speaking of being: Bob Dylan’s movie “I’m Not There”, Todd Haynes, not to be confused with Todd Phillips - please don’t make that mistake.  In other topics: You DON’T mess with ScarJo!!!; “Hollywood are liars”; Improv makes everyone look good, smart, hot; The Bear Season 2 finale; Darby’s Neighbor drama; A woman touched Andrés on the street; GAGA: Chromatica Ball. Can we talk about friends? yes. Darby wants Andrés to feel bad for tall people; a cute dog story. Breakfast, do you agree? “We *ARE* Gonna Touch”: All Eyes On Rafah.

Billie Eilish says “Jerk it, man!”. Darby doesn’t agree with the SKIMS nipple bra; the organ-crushing Kim K Met Gal dress; Architectural Digest’s MICHAEL WEITZNER; should anyone watch Bridgerton? “Not Gonna Touch”: Miss USA Scandal, Kendrick and Drake, GameStock.  And for the first time ever in YHTA history, Cars, do you agree?: The CARS episode - The vehicle. The privately owned mode of transportation of choice! Darby and Andrés share their most memorable stories behind the wheel. 

Anya Taylor-give-us-Joy. Darby’s Will meets the parents. Andrés embraces “Neanderthals”. “Not Gonna Touch”: Mother's Day. Shaking hands no more; A Miracle Whip commercial in Mayo, Florida; a sanitized conversation about abuse of power; the struggles of the modern creatives; Andrés’ dog (Wilson) HATED Sick In The Head; Darby is famous in China and her mom hates Delta. Less is more, do you agree?

Well hello! We come in hot and ready with this one. A one-person audience (Darby’s roommate, Thomas) joins us in the studio.  Among other topics: get your ashes pressed onto vinyl; stalker vibes… BABY REINDEER; Netflix wants to break up families; Lil’ Dicky’s DAVE on FX on Hulu. “Not Gonna Touch”: Met Gala. Florida!!! (it’s a hell of a drug): THE most nuanced Taylor Swift debate. Caesar salad dressing EXPLAINED; Darby didn’t know what mayo is; WHALES; altered states of being (aka being high); Old Fashioned, do you agree? Darby defends The Pope.

In an attempt to regain the trust of our listeners, after a week of no YHTA, Darby and Andrés will personally send you a tiny bottle of lube.  They also discuss topics such as… disability checks; lube, of course, and Andrés modeling for Darby. “Not Gonna Touch”: Challengers. Food poisoning stories; spit (as lube); Darby hangs out with John Mayer, and PC CULTURE. Threesomes, do you agree?

The Combative Episode. The Bee Gees, 70’s and 80’s. Fuck Disco? Disco Fucks! Freaks and Geeks. “Not Gonna Touch”: Coachella and Grimes.  Everyone’s hotter in the summer; getting discovered in NY; piercings; scandalous SNL (we love you Lorne); Mike Posner doesn’t wanna do pills anymore; EDM & Raunch; “Are you guys dating?”; Not Afraid by Eminem is a great come-out song; Dying On That Hill, do you agree? 

The Honest Episode (The Raw and Real). Darby’s morning affirmations; mothers' potty practices; the Britney and Madonna kiss; "Not Gonna Touch": the NYC earthquake. Losing things; TSA pat downs; horse horror stories; dying young. The return of "Movies We're Not Going to See". Stealing Things, do you agree? - and a subsequent series of childhood stories that marked Darby and Andrés FOR LIFE. 

The theme is GOTH. "Not Gonna Touch": The Total Eclipse. JOLENE, it’s ON SIGHT; Papa, Can You Hear Me? Mama Who Bore Me; The Amy Winehouse Movie; Problemista and SNL secrets; Jesse’s Girl is the male Jolene (but it isn’t); Pranks, do you agree? Actually Real Quick, How Do I Get You Alone (during the eclipse).

Arguably the most chaotic YHTA yet. A real-life boogie! Not gonna touch: Quiet On Set. A scientific discourse about flatulence; Andrés hit his head and he’s smarter now; the sexuality of dogs; did he say EX-WIFE?!; first day of school; going on tour; Native American Herstory and Killers of the Flower Moon; What ever happened to FUN.? Blondes have more fun, do you agree? and Mia Goth’s Background Actor Attack. Actually Real Quick? More like “Actually Real Deep”.

Club Cumming bathroom and vengeance. “Not Gonna Touch”: Kate Middleton. Death by shrimp; food fights; millennials ended strip-tease; Lil’ Jon Meditation Album (finally) dropped; farting on the train; the TikTok ban; love from baristas. Laughter is the best medicine, do you agree? Turn down for what? mental health.

Today is yesteryear. Darby and Andrés have their first domestic dispute over what to call their listeners (stick around for poll after the ep). Not Gonna Touch: Ariana's new album. An indoor fire goes wrong; Corporate event (feat. Flo Rida); co-workers on Grindr; forgetting the ending of movies; Darby meets the parents. High School Musical, do you agree? Not another peep. Not another word. Not another sound.

White friends are right sometimes. Not gonna touch: Andrés is 31?! “In Yun” and Past Lives; The Spirit Awards and FREE PALESTINE; Boxed wine, do you agree? A message for insecure men and a beautiful original song <3 mwah!

The Talk. The Clap. The Smash. Not Gonna Touch: Beyonce goes country. The World Cup in JERSEY; Yes bitch, KATHARINE MCPHEE!; Lil' Jon Meditation Album; Mr. & Mrs. Smith and the Donald Shoe - is he bi? who else is? Witness a crash that can only be attributed to the cyber hackers of the Catholic Church; Early bird gets the worm, do you agree? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? LET ME SEE YOU BOOGALOO!!!

... as in the root. Darby and Andrés waste no time, or do they? Not gonna touch: the Super Bowl halftime show. RIP Hoppy The Frog; sleep paralysis hero; Jesus take the wheel, do you agree? and the magic of editing ;)

Ready or not, you have to agree. Darby and Andrés launch the pod with spunk and Fernet shots. Not gonna touch: the Oscar nominations - instead, the movies they're NOT gonna see; Life is short, do you agree?; A kindergarten story and their own childhood self-discoveries. Actually, real quick, there's a plot twist! Intro song by HDMI.