You, Me, & Frivolity

Party on Wayne.

Wherein we discuss just how different our TV Show lives growing up were. One of us lived in a cartoon bubble drinking Kool-Aid and wearing Robin's tights while the other was downing hard-core Pepsi and living In Living Color. Who do you think is who? 

In our last episode, there wasn't enough time to focus on the man, the myth, the legend Fred Rogers, so we do a little bit of a deep dive here. 

The TV shows that made us us.  Do you remember the good old days of waking up on Saturday morning and watching cartoons? Well, then you obviously weren't born in the 2000's. You see, kiddos, back in the day, the only streaming you did was when you were risking diarrhea by taken a drink from the garden hose (notice "streaming" has double meaning here...) If you wanted to watch a show, you had to be in front of the TV at just the right time, or you missed it. And unless you were recording on the VCR (ask your mom) who knows when you'd ever see that episode again.  Times were tough, but those times gave us Saved By the Bell, the OG Muppet Babies, and the blessed saint himself, Mr. Rogers. Join us for a TGIF'n good time.   

Exploring the intricacies of bird trauma ranging from chickens, ostriches, and of course, boobies.  You see, Bethanie grew up with a fear of birds, and for good reason. Afterall, them chickens was going to peck her eyes out! But praise be to a caring mother and the local, small town witch doctor, Bethanie has been cured.  Journey with us as we discuss our feathered friends who come in all shapes and sizes. 

Forever braces. Not numb yet. Bloody pillows. We look at all the reasons we have Dentophobia.  If you have a fear of dentists, then you have found your people! If you are a dentist, then, well, we forgive you.  #fearofdentists #dentistry

Just a little bit about Bethanie's cohost, Ryan, who definitely does not at all whatsoever look like that guy from Blues Clues.

Life advice from the life expert herself, Bethanie Ann Palmer. 

We get to the bottom of a question everyone has been afraid to ask, butt has been dying to know.

Unsure what to do on your special Valentines day? Snuggle up with your loved one or beloved sweater, exchange some NECCO conversation hearts, eat your romantic bean dip, and listen to the sultry sounds of Bethany and Ryan talking about whale hearts and who knows what else. 

Join us as we explore the trauma of scantrons and coloring to the satisfaction you experienced as you bit into your first pencil. So many highs and lows surrounding the #2 pencil which can both elevate us to handwritten heights or bring us to our test-taking knees.

A buffet. A smorgasbord. A gosh darn plethora of food. Say it how you will, these plentiful potpourri's of potatoes, pot roast, puddings, and pasta are petering out. The reasons why will startle you... too bad we never get to 'em. 

Who knew there was so much to Ranch Dressing besides a whole lot of canola oil?