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This week James keeps us rolling as we discuss the worst event for Fred Durst to MCIts just one of those days, and we all do Fred Durst impressions with various levels of success

This week Liam is in charge of voting as we look over this year in gaming. Dasko has played every single game, James only plays football manager, Paul reminisces about Destiny, and Liam still hates final fantasyManifesting that we will be sponsored by Mobile Legends Bang Bang

This week Dasko is producing the discussion into the worst TV Show reboots. Paul decides to alienate a bunch of Sci Fi nerds, Liam goes all in on US remakes, Dasko gives us an insight into his prison persona and James starts his monthly re-watch of Midsomer Murders

Paul is holding the wand this week as he conjures up the most mundane of magic. Liam talks about destroying the washing machine industry, Dasko reveals his love of Marie Kondo, Paul pushes everyones buttons and James fixes global warming

This week James is wearing the MOCAP suit as he directs a discussion about CGI. Liam disregards age ratings on movies, Paul comes out in favour of Deep Fakes, James talks about when Disney was good, and Dasko goes full film nerd

Liam sits behind the screen as we celebrate our 100th episode with something pretty special. Spooky Scary Skeletons Dasko hates on OF, James cosplays as an Arsonist, and Paul goes bowlingOur Fans keep us going, and the dream of a new table

This week Dasko leads the group as we get possessed by Ghosts. James goes remote, Liam finds himself on list, Paul reveals a kink and Dasko talks about his workplace safe spaceWe wont be getting any Voice Acting roles after this monstrosity

This week Paul leads us into spooky season as we tell campfire ghost stories. James brags about going to San Francisco, Dasko warns us against selfies, Paul proves that creepy dolls suck, and Liam massively overcorrects against the claim that he can't read

This week Liam is behind the controller as we get transported into video games. James talks about Jack the Ripper, Liam discusses the pop culture skin simulator, Dasko insults Mike Tyson and Paul gets us cancelled

This week James helms the library desk and institutes Quiet Hour. We learn that Dasko is concerningly prepared for War, Liam likely can't read, James talks about the same book series again and Paul reads Zoo for the articles

This week the boys look back on childhoods that are somehow worse than their own. Can you guess who cries while talking about their lore?

Paul is behind the wheel as we discuss where we would go on a magic school bus ride. Dasko talks about fight club, James meets his maker and Liam goes on a deep dive into an unexpected hole. All this time someone is trying to grab the wheel and veer into oncoming traffic

I think Bush could run a successful Hunger Games. He has demonstrated his organisation skills after Katrina, amongst other things

A helmet is a device that stops gofundme's after youths fall off their motorised bikes when riding oN the roads

Cheese was discovered after leaving milk in an animal stomach, think about that while scoffing your quadruple Brie

One moment you are throwing the peace sign, and with a simple twist of the wrist you're getting your head kicked it

Michael Winslow ain't got shit on us

Loud car make my blow off valve burst

I'm Rich

A good sauce ties a meal together, a really good source results in Boeing killing you. Allegedly

Kids these days will never know what it is like to slice their own bread, they have no drive or conviction

School is the best time of your life, because you can commit crimes without being sent to big boy jail

Run into your local Kmart and buy this new kitchen tool, it is absolutely useless, but you will feel better after spending $15 on some nonsense

Screw death bed confessions, I want to go out smoking 100 ciggies and macrodosing 2000mg of caffeine

There are many hills you shouldn't stand on. Ant Hills, Hills at Russian Missle bases, or Hill 60.

I think the worst job in the world is mine. When my Daddy got me a job at his company, I expected to be the CEO, but instead I am a CFO. I had to answer a call yesterday, something about Payroll. My 700k a year isn't enough

A sniff test is a time honoured tradition to work out if something should be eaten. For example, if milk smells sour then don't eat it, or if something isn't fish but smells like fish, don't eat that either

Bad Habits lead to Ed Sheeran. Don't fall into the trap

Seasons are very important, and should be taken into consideration when planning things like Holidays. For example, you don't visit countries in Monsoon season, or invade Russia in Winter

The Sandwich, the "That will do" meal from across the world. You can even get it without crust if your a toddler, or a pathetic excuse for an adult

On the 7th day God rested, and so he rested until July 16 2001. On this day he decreed "A pair of Messiahs have been born, go forth and worship The Island Boys"

Pasta: A dish invented in China, which was taken to Italy and bastardised. We can't keep letting them get away with it.

I was once asked where I "Summer", apparently camping in my own backyard wasn't the right answer

I think the best teachers are the ones that don't get an article written about them, or heaven forbid a Netflix special

At one point in our future we will be able to wipe our memories, so we can play games again for the first time. I will use it to forget that one time I asked a girl out in assembly, over the loud speaker, only for her to spit on me....... And Zelda

Sequels are great. Look at America, they are currently in a sequel and are about to buy Canada and Greenland. Canada for an education department is a great trade

It's a shame that we live in Australia and we never get any cool concerts. Drake didn't bother to finish his tour, and he will be desperate for money real soon Bet Kendrick wouldn't bail

I dream of the day that AI converts all media into Muppets. Until then I will continue writing my fan fiction where Kermit recites the speeches of an Adrian Brody

The You Were Saying Podcast is proud to announce that we will be the main Sponsor of the International Hacky Sack league. Set to hit Accor Stadium on October 1st for 3 full weeks of Sacking brilliance

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After 7 last days of creating, God sat back and drank some primo wine. He got absolutely hammered and started to cross over animals. He shoved a beaver, duck and a porcupine together to make the platypus.

Growing up I really wanted to be in the Manson family, then I realised I would be living with that lunatic Charles and not the cool guy with his ribs removed

Cats are the greatest thing ever, and domesticated themselves to show their love. This message has been brought to you by Toxoplasmosis, get yours today

I think the greatest performance was when my ex said that she would be wife for the rest of time. That was a lie because when I got caught fucking baddies at the strip club she left me and shacked up with her boss Michael

You were Saying Game Studios is proud to announce that our first ever game is in production and will be released 3rd quarter 2046. Pre order now. This is definitely not grift to buy a new table

Back in 1976 the biologist Richard Dawkins coined the term "meme" as a way to explain how cultural ideas are spread. Then some cunt invented Rage Comics are ruined it all

It's 1880 and Tchaikovsky has just dropped his 1812 Overture. This mad lad hates the French so much he used cannons, music will never get better than this

We have recognised that this podcast production is going off the rails, so we will be firing one member as an example to others. Vote on who should be replaced by someone more competent

Hello All. Join us as we ring in the new year with a special New Years Epsiode. Thankyou everyone for your on going support, here's to a bigger and better 2025