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Year 1914... Sokullu Mehmet Paşa, Osman Gazi, Orhan Gazi and me were drinking wine... at Eminönü bridge... these days I've been totally cool... My eyes were sparkling, I was so dangerous... I've been looking for someone gutsy... but I couldn't find anyone who had a courage to stand against me and look at my eyes... then Fatih showed up... I said "wazzup fatih?" He was yelling "Kenan Abi Kenan Abi" , I said "yes Fatih". He said "Enemy come and fuck us tonight!" and I said "Ok Fatih. Relax, I'm here don't worry. I can handle this issue" then he said "Kenan Abi don't drink too much tonight" and I said "Get lost Fatih, go and buy a bottle of wine urself and don't pising me off!". He said "I'm out of money..." Well these days Turkish Lira was not exist... so I threw 3 pieces of Akçe to Fatih then said "fuck of Fatih. Go and buy a bottle of wine then come here and sit here" He did what I said. These days Fatih was a dearest friend of me. He was my budy. He prepared lost of cannons. I said "Don't worry Fatih, tonight we gonna fuck the enemy, with me, your Kenan Abin..." Then he suddenly said "Im leaving". I asked "Where are you going Fatih?!" he answered "Im goin to fight Kenan Abi" and I said "Get the hell out!God damn you Fatih. Go!" In the middle of war screamings 3 soldiers appeared. They said "Kenan Commander, Kenan Commander!" I said "Yes soldier!" he said "Fatih dead!" and I was shocked and asked "What? Fatih is dead?!" "Noo,Nooooo,Noooooooooooo!!!!" then I drunk the rest of Fatih's wine and charged!!! After a couple of hours 5 soldiers appeared "Kenan Commander! Kenan Commander!" . I said "Yes soldier!" then he said "Kenan Commander tonight you fucked up enemies motherfucker, you conquered Istanbul. Then I ordered to soldiers get a line. I said "Soldiers!After this moment, Fatih is the conquer of Istanbul! Im not exist! Am I exist?! No!!!" and they said "Roger!!!!"Well.. Done is done. Kenan Commander conquered teh city of Istanbul but with his wisdom and couse of his kind personality, he didn't tell the truth till this day...