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on this episode: There are many fun facts about Bulgaria! Unfortunately one un-fun fact is that it's where Universal 1440 shot The Car: Road to Revenge (2019) Dismantle the entire police state. Our commentary begins at 1:44. Sync point is at 0:00. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Alleged children's kangaroo movie, Kangaroo Jack (2003). Dismantle the police state. Our commentary begins at 2:22. Sync point is 0:00. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Heist (2015) attempts to steal this episode from us at the end. Dismantle the police state. Sync point is at 0:00. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. thinks the Moonlight Sonata is Clair De Lune, but either way it's in La Leyenda Del Diamante (2017). Dismantle the Police State. Sync point is at 0:00. Commentary begins at 2:55. Audio issues continue (I lost a mic cable somehow, jared ended up out of sync) but this one should be mostly ok. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: We watch the war machine dutch oven itself to cum in Seal Team Six: Raid On Osama Bin Laden (2012). Dismantle the police state. J.M. forgot to use the good mic and wouldn't stop fidgeting with a noisemaker. Sorry. Sync point is at 0:00. Our commentary begins at 2:58 You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Jared does not disappoint, Jer has a story from the before-times, and J.M. reads the rest of Kick A Rock (see #113). Dismantle the entire police state. Turkey Video: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-PyYleB8uF/ Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/june-birthstone/products/blue-moonstone-12-06-ct-oval-cabochon-with-1-53-ct-tourmaline-accent-14k-handcrafted-gemstone-ring You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

Black Lives Matter. on this episode: Once Upon A Time In London (2019), there was a story but no one had any idea how to tell it because everyone was hooked on jumpcuts. Dismantle the entire goddamn police state. Do not stop fighting. We can win. The reverb is from headphone bleed. We'll fix it next time. Our commentary begins at 1:06. It's a long one so we wanted to get right into it. Sync point is 0:00, like it has been. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Half of Dr. Book's 22 page essay. Dismantle the ICE. Sorry about the loud rattling noise near the end. Started fidgeting. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Everyone keeps their clothes on in The Recall (2017) Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:00. Our commentary begins at 2:51 You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Mim Dak means Dank Frux. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

on this episode: We honor our shidoshi by watching Bloodsport (1988) Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:00. Our commentary begins at 4:54. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. likes movies now, Jer takes us back to madness, and Jared melts tupperware. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/products/obsidian-4-9-inch-0-88-lbs-carved-crystal-unicorn-china?_pos=2&_sid=37d38f874&_ss=r Ladders: https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/i-think-this-is-what-life-should-be-about You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: From Paris With Love (2010). Sync point is at 0:00, as it will be for the remainder of the quarantine. Our commentary begins at 6:36. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. could be a winner, Jared gains and then loses power, and Jer is the MVP. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/quartz-rock-crystal-1/products/chrysocolla-over-quartz-2-57-inch-69-grams-with-iron-natural-crystal-peru Horrible Article: https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/this-creepy-doll-is-what-office-workers-will-look-like-in-20-years You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: The Other Bruce Willis Mob Boss Movie, Setup (2011). CW: Lots of slurs Sync point is at 0:18. Our commentary begins 2:02. Sync image attached. The next episode is about learning how we'll work out how we'll do all this remote podcasting stuff. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. multitasks, Jer can do this in his sleep, and Jared signs up for Preppers Only. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

#104: EE9- A Fall From Grace on this episode: J.M. has a cold so he rolled out the only currently available backup episode, which is a viewing of Tyler Perry's A Fall From Grace (2020). You're welcome. Dismantle the ICE. IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Since this is a netflix original, you are going to need a netflix account for this particular episode. Sync point is at 0:12. Our commentary begins at 4:06. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: [Speaks Spanish] Term Life (2016) [Speaks Spanish] Dismantle the ICE. Heads up, we had to use a backup and for whatever reason my compresser setting + the backup recording = loud breathing noises all throughout. Sync point is at 0:14. Our commentary begins at 3:01. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

#102: The Pantheon on Mt. Bobmore on this episode: We reorder our list of terrible movies from Year 2. Dismantle the ICE. Yes, we are aware that we forgot to make the Wrecker and Legion swap while recording this. So, the final list for year 2 is: 1. The Last Face 2. Tremors A Cold Day In Hell 3. Samson 4. XXX State of the Union 5. The Cell 2 6. Officer Downe 7. Tracers 8. The Prince 9. The Duel 10. The Bye Bye Man 11. Ninja Assassin 12. Doom Annihilation 13. Wrecker 14. Legion 15. Sniper Special Ops 16. The Devil Inside 17. Alien Warfare 18. Olympus Has Fallen 19. Truth or Dare 20. I Am Vengeance 21. Season of the Witch 22. The Hurricane Heist 23. The Cell 24. Standoff You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

on this episode: Stevis Saboomboom is Oscar Mike in Sniper Special Ops (2016). Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:12. Our commentary begins at 2:44. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

on this episode: J.M. tries to explain the show, Jared recognizes that car, and Jer goes beyond the bark rainbow. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/moonstone/products/gem-blue-moonstone-20-inch-14k-handcrafted-gemstone-necklace You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

STRONG CONTENT WARNING: Extreme violence, violence towards children, suicide, sexual assault. on this epsiode: How long how long is The Last Face (2016)? / Separate my side, I do / I do believe it's bad / sean my penn it's all I ever Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:17. Our commentary begins at 3:02. Sync image attached. For the next few episodes, we're dialing in new hardware compressors into our setup and it'll take some doing. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Jared deliberately requests Dr. Book, J.M. bought a textbook, and Jer freeeeee. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Annihilation (2019). Dismantle the ICE. Audio issues abound with J.M.'s microphone. Didn't catch it until post production. We'll look into it. Sync point is at 0:22. Our commentary begins at 2:13. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Trivia, history, predictions, driving stories, premium gay lube, and Andrew! Dismantle the ICE. Theme song courtesy of The Floppotron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNTtR6ZpUOo Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/moonstone/products/blue-moonstone-16-95-mm-13-58-carats-polished-rectangle-cabochon You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this epsiode: we tried to find a christmas movie in a gas station and all we could come up with is the 6th Tremors movie. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:21. Our commentary begins at 8:40. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Audio Log 2, J.M. endeavors to make the show more confusing, Jared takes us on a food tangent, and Jer hates our new segment. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: The bargain is fulfilled by xXx State of the Union (2005). Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:17. Our commentary begins at 2:51. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Senator Tiger is overruled, and we record our play session of Death Stranding. Dismantle the ICE. Here's the crystal thing they refused to not bid on: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/gift-sets/products/sacred-altar-kit-gift-set And here's the actual Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/skulls/products/citrine-5-51-inch-5-6-lbs-carved-crystal-skull You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: You might think The Devil Inside (2012) almost cost us this episode, but it was just regular problems. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:09. Our commentary begins at 4:45. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

https://manhater2.bandcamp.com/album/complicator WARNING: LOUD

Well, it was a good streak while it lasted. There's a special gift on this RSS feed next week. See you in december. 

on this episode: Though they may be Legion (2007), Lucas Black's facial expressions are few. Dismantle the ICE. There's some sound issues on this one. We're working on it. Sync point is at the 0:13 mark. Our commentary begins at 2:24. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. has computer issues, Jared has phone issues, and Jer started reading that article in episode 83. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/november-birthstones/products/deep-smoky-citrine-11-5-inch-14-lbs-natural-crystal-in-marble-custom-lightbase Ladders: https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/the-best-way-to-banish-the-madness-from-your-life

on this episode: No matter how much we yelled "parkour," it didn't make Tracers (2015) go any faster. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:14. Our commentary begins at 4:52. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

On this episode: Jared has a night on the town, Jer finds comfort, and J.M. tries to relate. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: We fail to avoid torture porn this Halloween season because of Truth or Dare (2017). Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at the 0:09 mark. Our commentary begins at 2:21. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. had a normal evening, Jer wants to see it manly, and Jared learns about Teledildonics. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/products/rutilated-quartz-6-5-inch-1-38-lbs-vogel-brazil?_pos=2&_sid=ff96ac977&_ss=r You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

on this episode: It's time to pay off years of making fun of the film called The Bye Bye Man (2017), by making fun of the actual film. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point at 0:16. Our commentary begins at 2:15. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialbob

on this episode: Andrew's got a story to tell, J.M. has some samples, Jared gets cut off, and Jer banishes the madness. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Officer Downe (2016) is a real Clown show. Also, Andrew, and occasionally very quietly Julia. Dismantle the ICE. EPILEPSY WARNING: The film has a prolonged flashing light sequence deep into it's runtime. If you watch syncronized with the audio, it'll start at 1:15:30. We will play the warning noise multiple times before it starts, and then play the edit noise when it's all clear. It will stop around (1:16ish) Also there's a post credit scene that will fall out of the sync with the recording because we rewound the credits at one point. Sync point is at 0:02. Our commentary begins at 2:17. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: J.M. plays defense, Jared is not the father, and Jer opens old wounds. Plus, the #8 astrologer in San Diego. Dismantle the ICE. Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/collections/vessel-pendants/products/bi-color-tourmaline-13-42-carat-18k-handcrafted-natural-gemstone-vessel-pendant You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: The real Standoff (2016) is between our emergency setup and other various tech issues. Stay tuned after the outro music for more audio of J.M. yelling about production! Dismantle the ICE. Our commentary begins at 4:10. No sync image. Sync point is at absolute 0. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

#79: HHP on this episode: J.M. gives his football season preview, Jared finds everything that is wrong with society today, and Jer mixes business and pleasure. Plus, the #9 Astrologer in San Diego County. Dismantle the ICE. The weird noise in the background that occasionally surges in is my attempt to remove the background noise of the fan. Look. We live in the desert. We need air to do the show. I did my best. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: I do not know why Jer and Jared call Gerard Butler J-Butts, but he stars in Olympus Has Fallen (2013) so you have two hours to see if you can figure it out. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:07. Our commentary begins at 1:03. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: Jared offers a free reading, Jer knows what's hot, and J.M. negotiates. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: No matter how much The Prince (2014) wants to be, as of August 2019 it is not included in the "In popular culture" section of wikipedia's page for Hadrian's Wall Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:14. Our commentary begins at 1:59. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

#75: Creative Counseling 101 On this episode: Jared's tree represents the life of the cosmos- it's consistence, growth, proliferation, generative, and regenerative processes; Jer's lizard represents a mythological fire-spirit which was supposed to inhabit the Element of fire; and both of them told J.M they trusted him before this happened. Dismantle the ICE. View the gallery of art therapy at https://imgur.com/a/b9Owgdi Crystal Game: https://www.crystalarium.com/spinel-1-38-inch-123-5ct-ganesh-carving-natural-gem-crystal-vietnam.html You can follow us on twitter @dialBob

on this episode: We look The Hurricane Heist (2018) right in the eye... of the storm. Because it has a face. Dismantle the ICE. Sync point is at 0:04. Our commentary begins at 3:20. Sync image attached. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob  

on this episode: Jared gets a demo, J.M. wants to keep going, and Jer watches sparks fly. Dismantle the ICE. You can follow us on twitter @dialBob