"Don't Listen to Us!"

(Shitty audio - sorry!) Drugged up Bridge players, reading diaries, traveling to Lisbon!

Therapy at work, Amber Alerts, and online dating!

Melissa's passport, Australian slang, naming a cockroach after your ex!

20 places to visit, Self-surgery in Antarctica, Snow Day!

Big announcements,the dangers and joys of riding a motorcycle, and Melissa gets caught speeding!

The Gillette ad, the 5 best toys of all time, and The Sex Show!

An apology to Vito, agreeing with Shawn, and rude piano playing!

Babies in pubs, things we never learned in school, and tricking your kids!

"Thinking good thoughts" on the last show of 2018!

Christmas traditions, nuts, smells, dragons and our 1st Australian Anniversary!

Ghosts, 50% off, and Abcde - poor kid!

Bridezilla, "technoference", forgotten niceties, baby names, and Christmassy countries!

Our 1st Anniversary, Christmas, poetic justice, and a way to prevent hangovers!

Raising daughters, chasing Likes, and being aware of/for women!

Humans as an endangered species, friendliest countries in the world, and wanting to be alone!

Part 1 and 2 - Melissa test drives a Tesla!

Shawn gets in trouble (again!), Halloween, 10 question to ask!

Fetish vs paraphilia, "I'll hurt you in your sleep", and teenaged trick or treaters!

An anniversary, a $100,000 engagement ring and Shawn is too fat for Greek donkeys...

Banksy, naked mom photos, and old, bad TV shows!

21st birthdays, school uniforms, and aboriginal culture!

Arguing with friends, smiling, and dirty hands!

Erroneous zones, Canadian marijuana users, and Rory says hi!

We're moving to Australia!

The good old days, "self-discovery", and do rich people change diapers?

20 best selling albums, mass Tinder dating, and Australian Slang!

Paying rent, handwritten notes, and toxic men

Today - Henry Cavill, punching Nazis, and dealing with a 12 year old!

Today - "Poo-Pourri", words for travelers, and banning children!

Today's topics - buffalo mozzarella, "parental leave" for non-parents, should a woman take her husband's name after marriage?

Meeting exes, Bezo's billions, and "triple digit sightseeing"!

Hating on Curious George, Melissa wants to "see other people", and anger management...

Obituaries, a 17-year-old buying lingerie, and a $15,000 bridesmaid gown!

Hairstylists, crossing the border, "Leaving Ceremonies", and Happy Canada Day!

Today - Melissa in the nude, tolerance, and Freddie Wilson!

Today's episode - kissing, Warren Buffett, Ryan Reynolds, Father's Day and travel tips in Lisbon!

Yard work, "Happy Wife", and more bad advice!

Bird out of the nest, small town living and more (awful) advice from us!

The Royal wedding, birthday spankings, and vacationing in Lisbon!

Mother's Day, finding $10,000, and Analog vs Digital clocks!

Snoring on a plane, cross-dressing, and broadening your horizons through travel!

Today we talk about just what kind of an idiot Shawn is, the best dog breeds, and getting "unvaccinated"!

Today we talk about marathon masturbation, expensive handbags, and the best places to travel!

Today we talk about being black at Starbucks, who can watch you give birth, and should I bring my kid to a tavern?

Today we talk organ donation, dishwashing duties and the dumb things men do!

Easter, wolf whistles, buying friends, and things you shouldn't do when traveling!

Welcome to the second episode of "Don't Listen to Us!" with Shawn and Melissa King. Email us at [email protected] - we'd love to hear from you!

This is the first beta of a new podcast from Shawn and Melissa. It's the baby of Trash Talk. Email us thoughts, opinions, critiques, questions, etc to [email protected]