Double-Shot Diaries

Send a textOne blueberry lemon drop in, and suddenly, we’re reflecting on the past six months like we’re in an A24 film. We’re talking New Year’s resolution updates, accidental breakthroughs, and how Kate is now emotionally color-coordinated. Also: season 2 sneak peeks, iconic lost vlogs, and yes—we still cry to old road trip footage.

Send a textKate got a new car, Lyss got new holes in her tires, and we both got emotionally wrecked by a peach Sauvignon Blanc concoction. Plus: our pre-finale Love Island predictions and a formal love letter to Amaya Papaya! 

Send a textThis week, we're declaring independence from Aperol spritzes, sidewalk etiquette, overpriced nail salons, and the 12-step skincare routines we pretended to enjoy.We're here for press-ons, lash clusters, and standing firmly in the middle of the sidewalk, because why are we moving for men again?Plus, we play Smash or Pass: Founding Fathers Edition (spoiler: JFK can get it, George Washington cannot). Oh, and we crown our national anthems. It's giving freedom, it's giving feral, it's giving absolutely no pasties this summer.

Send a textWe hosted a sleepover and accidentally summoned chaos. We snacked, we sipped on Sleepy Sluts, and we spiraled. Jaylen has our hearts, Olandria is our queen, and Sabrina Carpenter might’ve broken the internet (again). We discuss album cover drama, AI Bigfoot, AI Barbie, and whatever else came out of our unwell little brains. No structure, just delusion and love island vibes.

Send a textLeather seats are attacking us, we’re lowkey spiraling about turning 30, and Color Guard was our villain origin story. We’re in our mermaid era, obsessed with Addison Rae again, and booking Florida trips for a single latte and a whiff of body spray. It’s unhinged. It’s on brand.Oh — and Buzzfeed says we’re the final girls in a slasher summer.

Send a textIt’s Father’s Day week! We found out which dad we serve, consider quitting everything, and possibly starting witchery. One of us met a man. One of us gave money to Co–Star. Guess who.

Send a textThis week, we let astrology.com psychoanalyze us so you don't have to. Lyss is moody, Kate's aggressively into acts of service, and apparently the stars think we're a match made in spin class. We unpack our sun, moon, and rising signs, test our friendship compatibility, and yes-coffee was involved. And yes-Kate got competitive. Again.

Send a textWe kept it short this week, but the drama is intact. A roach tried to eat us, Kevin turned out to be Paul, and we believe in Shane Harper slander. Consider this your weekly chaos update. Also: Haley, blink twice if you need help.

Send a textThis episode is sponsored by chaos, Moscow Mules, and financially reckless decisions. We're talking TikTok Shop regrets, influencer obsessions, and how Afterpay is ruining lives one click at a time.Also on the docket: grey hair panic, fake cowgirl call-outs, Kylie & Timmy takes, and a full-blown ABBA meltdown. We survived on burnt toast and bacon, and honestly? It shows.

Send a textGrimm is done, we’re drinking margs, and the Met Gala gave us opinions. Kate’s bulldozing, Lyss is choosing cheeks out, and Zendaya remains mother. Oh—and there’s a game of Would You Rather that takes a turn, obviously.

Send a textWe almost died at a Travis Scott show, Kate's a horse girl, and Katy Perry didn't sing E.T. in space?? Also: stolen phones, '90s movie hot takes, Pedro Pascal thirst, and why slick back buns are a crime.Warning: may contain zero new slang comprehension.

Send a textKate’s lobbying for capris, Lyss is deep in her 100th Pride & Prejudice rewatch, and we’re talking what we may try or trash this month. No complicated cocktails, no tanning beds, and absolutely no bonnets.Come yap with us!

Send a textWhy can’t we just whip it out? Join us for a dirty-themed episode of DSD where we discuss what it would be like to have a dick for a day, BuzzFeed quizzes decide our fuckboy energy, we debate Disney characters with the biggest BDE, & realize that Captain Hook may just be our type.

Send a textIn a sleep-deprived haze fueled by moonshine and working girl rage, we rate Coachella looks and hate from outside the club, talk about smutty reads, and reminisce about the '08 recession things that made us who we are: Hannah Montana supremacy, MTV hits, and those high-security voice-activated diaries that totally worked. (Lyss' password was Butterfly)

Send a textIn this week's episode of Double-Shot Diaries, we dissect the psychology of cocktail orders (if you order a Long Island, therapy's not optional), celebrate Bloody Marys that double as charcuterie boards, and defend sleepy girls everywhere. We spiral over tableside guac, get disturbingly passionate about Lupe Tortilla, and accidentally deep-dive into eating your placenta. It's brunch with a side of existential dread-and we're here for it.

Send a textApril Fools may be over, but we’re still out here making fools of ourselves. This week, we reminisce on Kate taking an L against a rogue binder, Lyss proving ceiling fans are NOT stronger than skulls, and we relived our fanfiction-induced delusions. We also get into the ultimate pick-me activities, from bragging about drinking black coffee to acting like “one of the guys.” If you’ve ever humiliated yourself beyond repair, welcome to the club.

Send a textDecluttering our homes? Maybe. Decluttering our minds? Unlikely. Join us as we induce chaos! Sticky bras are failing us, men are balding at an alarming rate, and Pedro is on our shit list. Also, did Disney have a mermaid obsession or were we just weirdly into fins as kids?

Send a textWe took Hunger Games quizzes and somehow it ended up with Gale Hawthorn (the sister killer). Judge Judy was reaped and, unsurprisingly, dominated the arena. Plus, we may have discovered a new form of combat: telekinetic murder. Would we survive the Games?  Tune in for unhinged debates, dystopian drama, and maybe some accidental war crimes.

Send a textFlash us! Who said that?! It’s 1 AM, we’re delirious, and somehow, we’ve time-traveled to Pompeii (mentally, at least). Between granny moments, chaotic horoscopes, Portland nightmares, and silly giggles, this episode is pure unhinged energy. Buckle up, grab a drink, and try to keep up!We apologize in advance for this one ya'll.

Send a textWe're spilling the ink and the tea! Join us as we break down our tattoos (past and present), make impossible 'Would You Rather' choices, and expose the songs currently holding us hostage.

Send a textThis week, we’re planning birthdays, dishing out big sister wisdom (the good and the questionable), and coming to terms with all the things we’re officially too old for—like ghosting, scrunchies, and functioning after two drinks. We also take a deep dive into our bags, where we uncover an alarming amount of lip gloss and, somehow, an old orange (we don’t want to talk about it). Plus, we’re spilling the tea on what every 26-year-old should know—because, honestly, we’re still figuring it out too. Grab a drink, clean out your purse, and let’s get into it!

Send a textCelebrating Galentine's with chaotic M.A.S.H, Buzzfeed quizzes, and a red flag vs. beige flag showdown. Oh, and the worst Valentine's gifts we've ever received. Cheers to that!

Send a textThis week, we played Hear Me Out, aka “convince your friend your oddly specific crush isn’t that weird” (spoiler: it is). Somehow, Penguins of Madagascar entered the chat, and we may never recover. 🐧💀 Then, we put on our judgment hats for some AITA? Reddit chaos and dished on our Valentine’s Day plans. It’s unhinged, it’s slightly concerning, and it’s exactly what your ears need—tune in!

Send a textWelcome to the very first episode of Double Shot Diaries, where we’re shaken, stirred, and already a little unhinged. Get to know Kate & Lyss as we play a game of Who’s More Likely To? (spoiler: one of us might end up in a cult), discuss our New Year’s resolutions, and expose the trash resolutions that need to be left in the group chat. Oh, and did we mention Kate’s questionable side hustle involving jelly? Tune in, laugh with us (or at us), and please forgive our audio—we promise we’re working on it!Follow us and keep up with the pod on ig! instagram.com/doubleshot.diaries/