Earhole Candy with Tom Miller

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Season 2 Episode 4: Jack and Jill (Radio Play Version)In this special radio play adaptation of Jack and Jill III - BANNED!, written by Tom Miller and Lauren Caldwell, Jack (voiced by Tom Miller) and Jill (voiced by Lauren Caldwell) set out to uncover their own story in a world where narratives face constant threats—particularly in Florida, one of the leading states for book bans. Special guest Sara Morsey joins as the engaging Narrator, guiding listeners through the satirical journey with wit and warmth.Developed and produced as a live staged reading at Ani Collier's shape-shifting sanctuary of creativity, Black C Art in Gainesville, Florida, the original multimedia one-act premiered on Wednesday, October 29, 2025, at 7 p.m. A follow-up performance took place on Tuesday, November 11, 2025, offering fans another intimate encounter with the piece's provocative humor and timely commentary on censorship and storytelling.This audio version brings the essence of the Black C Art reading to your ears—full of sharp dialogue, clever sound cues, and the duo's signature chemistry—while preserving the surprises that make the live experience so memorable. Perfect for fans of the Earhole Candy podcast: dive in, laugh, reflect, and remember why some stories just can't be banned.IF YOU LIKE THIS, PLEASE SUPPORT THE SHOW WITH A GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION.Support the show

 Utilizing software called Screnplayer AI, a software designed for screenwriters to hear "actors" read the dialogue and narration of their work, the original non-AI Tom Miller screenplay, ROACH BUDDY, is brought to something close to but not quite to life. The writer can pick the "actor" voices, which vary in quality and intonation, and aside from a few horrendous glitches, an audio version of the script might make a long ride in your car a little more entertaining. Enjoy. [Art Designed by Don Traub - The Image Team]. Support the show

A collection of soulless NSFW AI musical bullshit, made with Suno. Requiring no skill, musical ability, or class, this album represents everything wrong with humanity. I truly hope you enjoy it, are offended by it, and will give me the kind of money for it that all the kids are making with their instant cookie-cutter click-bait garbage. I call it, "Content." Get off my lawn. Enjoy!SONGS:1. Pumpkin Man2. It's Gonna' Be a Great Day, Jesus!3. The Ballad of Johnny Lawhorn4. Shrimp with Diarrhea5. Santa's Butt, My Face6. Michael Garvin is The Man7. Santa Gay8. Santa's Got a New Bag9. I'm Meditating, Fuck Off!10. Where's the Money?11. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV12. I Made This Song with AI13. Quiet, Piggy14. Ho Ho Ho15. I Want To F*** the President16. Coffee Shop Serenade 17. Yesterday and You, Brand NewSupport the show

Two characters from The War examine murder, racism, art, drugs, an ex-wife and her kid, and the point of existence in this fly-on-the-wall bar conversation. Written by Shamrock McShane. Performed by Shamrock McShane and Tom Miller. Support the show

Tom Miller interviews the legendary Cowboy at the Tabernacle of Hedonism for his inspirations, stories, songs, and life-lessons. If you enjoy this episode, please share the link and friends and support the show with a modest contribution at the link below. We'll share it with The Cowboy! Support the show

As we watch the campfire, we throw notes from our pockets into the flame. They burn, crackle, and rise like royalty-free stars creating a largely forgettable tapestry suggesting abject insignificance. Support the show

This episode contains music by Tom Miller for his new film, Audience, coming soon to a theatre near you. Following the soundtrack music, Tom releases his new song, Happy Day, the first song on his upcoming album, Weird Oh!. Enjoy.Support the show

You are alone in a strange cosmic darkness, but you sense there is a path before you that leads to the garden. When you arrive, all your friends are there. You discover they're all ghosts, and so are you.Support the show

In order to stay relevant as artists, we must understand that we are about to be replaced by A.I. However, if we entertain A.I. instead of people, and with commercial art only they will appreciate, we have a chance of being relevant as Jesters in the new court of data processing and sentient neural networks. Therefore, I no longer intend to make art for people. This is the future. I have a place in the world, finally. Enjoy, my digital friends. If you'd like to see the video for this piece on YOUTUBE, click YOUTUBE! And please consider a modest contribution to my work as it relates to the end of the world here: paypal.me/MUDRSVP. "Maybe if we were all naked, there wouldn't be any wars." - The Reverend AngeldustSupport the show

Michael Garvin, Minister of the Interior at the Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism waxes poetic about Tea in a Tea House while drinking Tea. Music composed by Tom Miller.Support the show

You are an alien child living inside Enceladus, a small moon of Saturn. You have been given a gift of a radio signal monitoring device. This is the first twenty minutes of your experience.Support the show

An ambient iPad composition performed live and on-the-fly by Tom Miller.Support the show

Featuring David Maas, Micanopy Margaret, James Valvis, and Tom Miller. Music composed and episode produced by Tom Miller.Support the show

The new hotel is being constructed in Downtown Gainesville, Florida - Home of the Fightin' Gators and the Brain Institute. Tom and his friends Cory and Cinemike sit down at Maude's Cafe, the Known Center of the Universe to weigh the merits. But their conversation quickly becomes overshadowed by the brutal cacophony of the erection until everything is ruined. The only safe haven: The La Chua trail among the Gators where a strange bird sings.Support the show