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After the Second World War the land and the men need healing. Horace Rainer heads to the country for some bird watching, but finds an ancient tradition that will not let him sit on the sidelines.

Captain Clementine Fowler is about to get everything she has ever dreamed of—but something aboard her airship has plans of its own.

Rebirth by Val Griswold-Ford Callisto lives in a world ripped apart by war and magic, but a mysterious stranger has been whispering to her of salvation. If she can only trust him. If she can only find a way to him and heal a world.

Celeste has a gift, a gift of seeing past lives. She is called to an archaeological dig and begins to have strange dreams, but not all is as it seems. Love and lust are calling to her across time, can she find a way back to them? By Chef Silence and with voicework by Veronica [...]

A deal. A deadline. A king going to his death, but surprises still lie in store for both of the parties. Promo Helen EH Madden's Heatflash

This weeks stories were presented at Balticon 45 and were written by three talented erotica writers. Jhada Nobilis Helen E H Madden Also in the audience was the talented Tigerwong, who drew this while the writers wrote. It was an amazing event, that we hope to repeat at next years Balticon!

Look down into the water and imagine the wonders there. Some of those wonders though may be looking back... Promos The novel Geist by Philippa Ballantine

This episode is dedicated to Phil Rossi- I hope he enjoys the chef's take on trees. Loneliness is a strange companion for a biologist on a distant planet. But what happened to Helen's predecessor? And is she really alone on Pelorus? Next story water/three people/fantasy/ 1st person POV by PJ Ballantine

A cat with a plan discovers that not all is as it seems- not just her. Written by Kimi Alexandre Voicework by Kim the Comicboook Goddess, Brian Brown, Sam Chupp, Podcasting's Rich Sigfrid Audio Production via Terry Mixon Promos Chronicles of the Order Tale Chasing Next month: female/ transgender/ world of trees by P J [...]

Xia is on a mission from her Goddess- a mission that will take her right into the heart of enemy territory. Sex, danger and faith combine in one heady night. Written by Terry Mixon Including voicework by Kimi Alexandre, Ryan E Stevenson, James Durham, Justin Macumber, Donna Mixon and Terry Mixon Promos Dead Robots Society [...]

Snow is a fairy-tale princess out of her element. Then in a bar that none of her kind should ever enter, she meets a man... or is he a prince? By Michele Bekemeyer Promo Trapping a Duchess Coming in June a story from Terry Mixon

Warning- this is horror erotica. The darkness of this story may not be for everyone. The steak is served bloody, so it's not for children either. Something terrible is in Anna's mind. Something alien that uses desire as a whip, but is it trying to drive her mad or is something even more nefarious going [...]

A lonely hunter carrying more than his fair share of strange secrets, finds more than he bargained for in the wilderness. By Chris Lester with voice work by Kimi Alexandre Promo Metamor City Podcast Next month Starla Huchton is in the kitchen. Download

A special dish from the Chef- a tale of space travel, sex and love. A lonely pilot comes back from the dark to find not all presents under the tree have ribbons on them. Music supplied by the delightful and talented Starla Huchton of the Dreamer's Thread novel. Go support her. To all the saucy [...]

In every town there are people with jobs no one else wants. The Gatekeeper is one of those in Hyde, but Lila finds ways to make it more than a little exciting. Promos The Gift of Lit The Dreamer's Thread Download Next month the story will be from the delightful Chris Lester who will be [...]

In the hedonistic world of New York in the late 70s, four succubi go looking for the next meal. One of them however finds quite a new taste. Promos The Casting Game The Good Bits Download Next month the story will be based on the following image.

Rose is different- the aliens mind control doesn't work on her. She is forced to watch as the Bath'il harvest her fellow humans, but when her sister is taken she must venture into the Factory. Next month Succubi in the City Download

Under the temple of the earth god, a vampire is chained and used for blood rituals. Yet eventually even the most careful human makes a mistake, and that's all she needs. Voice work by Tee Morris Promos Nobilis erotica Heat Flash Next month Future/ average person/ destruction of the world Download

Past and future collide in a inventors laboratory. Steam and sparks ensue. Inspired by this image Voice work by Tee Morris and Dan Sawyer Promos Burning Skies The Dead Robots' Society Next month trapped in slavery/female/vampires Download

A woman returns to her high school and finds a sweet mystery waiting for her By Justin Macumber Next month our regular chef Philippa Ballantine is back in the kitchen to write a story based on this image. Download

In an alternative America a superhero has a lesson in control. By Tee Morris Promos In Your Right Mind Movie Mantras Next month- Justin Macumber of Dead Robots Society will be writing Female POV/High School Reunion/Mystery   Download

Irene needs the blues. She needs to forget. Even as the world falls apart around her what she finds in the speakeasy that night changes everything. By J Daniel Sawyer  Promos Intro by Chris Lester of the Metamor City Podcast Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast J Daniel Sawyer's Predestination Next month the Uber Nemesis of [...]

Olivia's life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues.  Promos Steampunk Spectacular Acts of Desperation Next month- Antithesis writer and producer the devilishly talented J D Sawyer takes a turn in the kitchen. He will be in the kitchen sizzling up a delightful dish of female/speak-easy/Mystery. Can you say [...]

A ninja infiltrates an underground facility and the chef returns to a familiar dish. See if you can recall the meal from months past. Promo Geek Radio Daily Next month- Steampunk Spectacular's Susan Z is the first of the guest chefs. She will be in the kitchen sizzling up something with steampunk/threesome/envy. Should be very [...]

You've double booked yourself several times over, and your professor has just handed you an assignment you only have a few days to finish. What do you do? Sacrifice some fun, or perhaps mix up a potion? Promos Movie Mantras In Your Right Mind Next month Ninja/prom queen/ An underground facility/ Jamie's got a gun [...]

No- you're not seeing things. The chef came in specially over the holidays to give you a little amuse bouche, something she decided all on her own to do. Welcome an old friend back... If you find it worthy you may wish to donate via the PayPal link- either way... enjoy. Download

From the male POV, this story is something very experimental for the chef. A bored prince goes seeking entertainment, and finds far more than he expected. First night turns into a nightmare. Promo Nobilis Erotica Heat Flash Next month Young/ Funny / Witch school / First person Download

Yes, itunes has still banned this cast, but you can still subscribe using the following method. Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte So onto this month's story... An orbiting space station in [...]

Three of my favourite men in the podosphere combine their powers to bring you a promo for the show. Thanks to Tee Morris, PG Holyfield and Chris Lester. Listening to this makes me want them in my podcasts all over again. Download

The devilishly talented J D Sawyer produced a saucy, sexy promo. Take it, spread it far and wide- fight the power! SexySexy promo

In light of recent events with itunes... here is the Uber Nemesis Tee Morris with another edition of 'Learn something new'- and what do you know, it is lesson #69! Warning do not be drinking anything or driving heavy machinery while listening to this promo! EacL Parody

A starter for this experiment. Something to warm up to. Pages of Madness Librarian/madness/occupied France. Promo - Antithesis Next month- Orbiting Space Station setting/female main character/24 hours timeframe/crisis civil war/ Download