Everything to Guppy

Gary only gets through, like, three rooms this time. Labyrinth speedrun strats

Gary and a skeleton work their way through some knock-off Make Some Noise prompts. Also, the two most unpleasant minutes of audio in the entire Duckfeed catalog.

Time to do what Gary and Will do best: A completely normal Monster Blitz episode of Everything To Guppy.

Finally, the show Gary and Will have been dying to do for years: An in-depth exploration of what Will would rather do than go to a stranger's house party on his birthday. Also we talk about the music/popular movie scenes annotation site Genius.

Finally, the show Bryce Salads and Brent Sticks have been itching to create for weeks: A page-by-page discussion of every page on the wiki for the 1990 film Ghost.

Finally, the show Gary and Will have ACTUALLY been wanting to do for years: Horses.

At last, the 5 millionth episode of the show Gary and Will have been itching to make for centuries, an episode-by-episode discussion of every single arcade game at Brookfield, IL's Galloping Ghost arcade, the place where Will once played through all of the X-Men arcade game with Griffin McElroy.

Finally, the show Gary and Will have been itching their grayscale for years to do, an item-by-item description of every concept in the A Song Of Ice And Fire BOOK SERIES. This week's episodes: House Cave, A Dance With Dragons Chapter 6, Slaver's Bay, and The Golden Empire Of Yi Ti.

At long last, Will and Gary do the show they've been itching to do for years, an item-by-item analysis of everything on The Great Gatsby's Fandom wiki

at last the show gary and will have been itching to make where they talk about smurfs i guess

Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An episode-by-episode discussion of randomly drawn Magic: The Gathering cards. This week's cords: Charismatic Conqueror, Mountain, Shakedown Heavy, and Forest.

Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An annotated version of old episodes of Everything To Guppy, where we do present-day commentary on our old selves' jokes. This week's episode: Bloody Penny.

In which two competing philosophical schools are codified.

DON'T @ ME IT WAS TWINKLE STAR SPRITES

We're assembling a team.

The show that Gary and Will are finally determined to finally complete, finally, an item-by-item, boss-by-boss, enemy-by-enemy conversation about the roguelite video game The Binding Of Isaac.

At last, the show Gary and Will have been continuing to be itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode randomized discussion of every single Pokémon in every single Pokédex.

At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode randomized discussion of every single Pokémon in every single Pokédex.

At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to continue ACTUALLY doing for years: An episode-by-episode description of all the items, enemies, and everything in The Binding Of Isaac.

At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode description of all the items, enemies, and everything in The Binding Of Isaac.

At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode recap podcast of the 2013 Food Network competition series Cutthroat Kitchen.

"I got a Hootie Google Alert."

EB Farnum-pilled for days.

Featuring a brief appearance from instant fan favorite Perry Menopauz, and a fair amount of consensual Odo Play.

Yes. (Derogatory.)

Look: A lot of this one is about the Cutthroat Kitchen reboot. Sorry!

Featuring… THE GAME! OF! NAMES!

Tiny Limpler strikes again; a scientific ranking of the artistic works of Seann William Scott.

I don't know what to tell you, a lot of this one is about Final Fantasy Tactics and Roger Rabbit.

No more items in the consumable emotion list

Beware the wrath of AFTRA.

The First Annual Everything To Guppy Push-up Competition

Future Will here.

Shame.

Rest in peace, furbaby

Why are so many of these episodes about highly sexualized version of Spider-Man?

Poetry Corner (attempted)

Two tired men, talking about ghosts. (No ghost.)

(Re-upload to try to correct clipping issues that were reported.) It was a weird Saturday. [CONTAINS PUBLIC VIOLENCE, MENTIONS OF GUN USAGE, PET DEATH]

I'll be honest, I was sleepy and sad about my sick cats while recording this one, but Gary would be a model S-Way employee.

Don't choke me out; I never eat meatballs.

Dipping back into the archives this week in memory of the very funny, very missed Jeremy Greer.

Three-factor authentication required.

This is The Cranberries. I believe this.

In which a bold new business idea is hatched.

A frank and wide-ranging discussion of Family Feud hosts and how they are selected.

B. Plus.

In which poetry is read, unfortunately

Ft. The Sunspots From Ipanema

In which a series of useful hypotheticals about self-improvement are considered.