Far Off the Pod

Crystal brings us into our third zombie apocalypse adventure, in which we strategize and prepare to fight off the oncoming hoards!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you turned poisonous foods into alcohol? No? Well join us anyways as Alex takes us on an inadvisable journey into the world of poisonous beverages!

Our favourite Christmas traditions have been outlawed! Join us as we pick replacement traditions, get a little silly and show some love for a screamy, scratchy marsupial.

Crystal takes us back into the zombie apocalypse where we talk about what supplies you should gather, and what you should have at your base for survival long term. It's probably a lot of rope.

Join us today as Alex takes us on a journey through the human body, Magic School Bus of Horrors style, to see how much weight he could lose through the very normal act of shedding organs. Oh Boy!

The Ketchup Episode!In this episode, we catch up on a year's worth of yapping at each other about nonsensical hypotheticals and musings. This episode all functions as a fun little recap of our past eight episodes!If you like what you heard, check out Far Off the Pod on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepod/And don't forget to visit our website for all our juicy updates.https://www.faroffthepod.com/

Have you ever wanted to go on a fantastic road trip with your best buds? Have you ever wanted to inflict excruciating psychological torture on yourself? Well have we got a hypothetical scenario for you! Join Al Gore, Crystal and Eliza as they travel the world to set up their new Mcdonalds franchise. We'll break down on the side of Bolivia's "Death Road", stuck listening to Rebecca Black's "Friday" for days on end and forced to drink from a bowl of punch in a moving vehicle! If you like what you heard, check out Far Off the Pod on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepod/ And don't forget to visit our website for all our juicy updates. https://www.faroffthepod.com/

The three wasteland warriors journey into the zomibified remnants of civilization to bring you the secrets to survival! Join Eliza, Crystal and Albert as we examine the breadth of zombie-related media from movies to games and how we would handle a brush with these brazen brain-eaters! By the end, we all feel pretty confident that in a disaster scenario we would be survivors! Right?? Right!??

Join Eliza, Crystal and Alex as they discuss the inevitable attack by our ever present enemy, the Trees! In this episode we talk about the most hardcore and metal trees on Earth. Just how will these seemingly non-sentient entities rise up and destroy Humanity? Listen to find out! Check out our Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepodCheck out our website for all updates at https://www.faroffthepod.com/

In this episode of Far Off the Pod, the three companions are hired by Lord Dutherod Sneed to create the most challenging game of golf ever played! We travel the world and spare no expense in creating a game that will most assuredly kill all it's players. The Crystal Cave of Mexico, the Amazon Jungle, even the Great Wall of China! Where in the world would you take Billionares to play a fatal game of golf? Featuring Guest Appearance by Lord Dutherod Sneed Check out our Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepodCheck out our website for all updates at https://www.faroffthepod.com/

Merry Christmas! Santas three Ho Ho Ho's are held hostage by an evil Christmas tree, who thirsts for the knowledge of the meaning of Christmas. Come along with Eliza, Crystal and Alex as they embark on a magical journey into many holiday topics; The Gävle Goat, Christmas movies, and what if the Who's of Whoville were a threat to Humanity itself? Find Far off the Pod on Instagram and that damnable internet! https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepod/

A delectible dive into the dark and dreary depths of deviant dining! Eliza prepares the crew a four-course journey of the most magnificent munchables that exist in the world; from Bird's Nest Soup, to the Hákarl (dubbed the Piss Shark), Fugu Puffer Fish, and more! You won't be hungry by the end of this bouquet of a banquet; in fact you may never want to eat again!! Find Far off the Pod on Instagram and that damnable internet! https://www.instagram.com/faroffthepod/ https://www.faroffthepod.com/

In this, the inaugural episode of Far off the Pod, we discuss the legendary character actor Bill Paxton; Could he throw a punch? Could he stick it in the ring against veteran boxers like (Insert boxer name here)? Did he even have the where-with-all to take on a ferocious mantis shrimp? Alfred, Crystal and Eliza delve into the athletisicm of Bill, discuss the virtues of coffee and deodorant and wax poetic on the dangers of Pokemon Go. All this and more in FAR. OFF. THE POOOOOOOOOD